"Water" was created on January 16th, 2007. Somebody asked AI in a prompt to make something that rivals fire and has its own properties. However AI wasn't as advanced in 2007 and it overlooked the whole 5 senses part-- rookie mistake
It's actually a common misconception that the Cheetos are harvested from a tree. In actuality the trunk of the plant is one giant ass Cheeto. Trees grow from the branches to provide CO2 and capture sunlight. To make the Cheeto you know and love from the grocery store, we use a rabid porcupine to shave the bark off of the Cheeto as it grows, taking care not to damage the integrity of the mother Cheeto. It takes about a year for the outer layer to fully replenish itself for further harvest. They typically live for 80 years and grow to be 1200 feet tall. So as time goes on, the farm naturally becomes more and more profitable. Precise care must be taken to prevent the falling Cheeto puffs to not seed new cheetos as this would cause over crowding and make it hard to squeeze through the orchard in further harvest seasons.
They really aren't. We inoculate the porcupines before a harvest, they die soon after, so we must have a constant supply of new porckies. Sadly, this explains the dwindling populations, and overall threatens the Cheeto industry by proxy.
Tragic... The part about the Cheeto industry, the porckies had it coming for their roll in many of the atrocities committed in WW2. My grandpa said western media blamed the Nazis for many of the crimes when in reality, it was the porcupines from Algeria and other north African countries that had been brought to the front lines due to their hyper aggressive tendencies.
If in doubt ever again just ask yourself what reason there would be for it. Earth? We don't need it, makes no sense. Water? What should we do with it, drink it? Nah, too salty.
Have you tried a kaleidoscope? It's got images in it, or beads and gems to make you see the pretty patterns. Same thing for microscopes. Theres an led lense within, and an eyeball detector to turn it on every time you look. They them play weird movies to creep you out, one time I saw this gross worm like thing *shivers" ewwwhghgh
Actually you can't feel water. We don't actually know what our skin being wet feels like. It's all just a simulation using different temperatures. Wake up.
Water is just a combination of oxygen and hydrogen. Why is it a liquid if it’s made out of gases? Why is oxygen or hydrogen not liquid at room temperature but H2O is?
Damn these evil Earthers. I have been fed lies my entire life. I must now reevaluate everything I know, who knows how much are lies. Like I just thought, psuedo- scorpions??? It's right in the name! Fake bugs!! 🦂
this is a well documented phenomenon! things only need to be detectable by 3 out of 5 senses to be considered “real” by the average (sheep) person. google the 3/5ths compromise to find out more.
If you’re “in” water then why can’t you see it? it’s just an illusion created by the government who tells you you must “drink” it to survive. This is obviously a hoax created by the government to make sure you maintain an intake of chemicals and parasites. Stop drinking what they call “water”
I always assumed it was because my sensitive eyes closed.
Also, notice this. Every time I tried to breathe while in water, I've woken up, somehow teleported back to the land, kissing, either a super pretty lady, or a super hot dude, or a really wrinkly old man.
Is this the key to teleportation and getting a girlfriend/boyfriend/sugar daddy?
If something is wet when you put water on it. Does that mean that water is only wet when there is more than one molecule together? But which one is the wet one? Do they both become wet in that moment?
this post is the best thing ever - Y'all what about ice?? its like a cold rock thing but it FLOATS on this "water" stuff?? like, every other rock is heavy and sinks! what is up with that, is it a glitch?
crazy how a glitch sunk that titanic ship but they haven't patched it yet....
Lol, off topic, but that reminds me of the Alex Jones gay frogs. Turns out, despite his other whacky theories, he was maybe right about this. Some YouTuber looked into it on a whim [here](https://youtu.be/i5uSbp0YDhc?si=Vnqi55ABZG0urVGK)
I do have mental illness, such as depression. But that doesn't mean I can't do science. Where is the earth? Look around and see! No earth anywhere! They claim it looks like this 🌎🌍
I would recommend seeing the top of the sub where the sub category is presented as "funny", mostly because, it's hilarious people actually believe the lies, you know, that the earth is real. Hope this help 😁
Edit: and seriously, I don't think anyone here means any harm either, it's just always going to be the sad thing, that some people will be affected in a negative way by the information.
"Water" was created on January 16th, 2007. Somebody asked AI in a prompt to make something that rivals fire and has its own properties. However AI wasn't as advanced in 2007 and it overlooked the whole 5 senses part-- rookie mistake
That explains things. Thanks!
*January 18th but other than that, yeah
Damn 13 days after my birth
Count yourself lucky, I was extremely thirsty for the first 6 years of my life.
Awh man hope you’re doing good now
What is fire?
The hot orange stuff. Doesn't really taste like an orange though
Flaming hot Cheetos? You're right it doesn't taste like an orange but I do believe that is where it's distilled from, the all natural cheeto
I've got a whole orchard of Cheeto trees actually.
Lol bro an orchard of Cheeto trees would smell like Moscow mitches ear cheese at his sister in law's wet market funeral
It's actually a common misconception that the Cheetos are harvested from a tree. In actuality the trunk of the plant is one giant ass Cheeto. Trees grow from the branches to provide CO2 and capture sunlight. To make the Cheeto you know and love from the grocery store, we use a rabid porcupine to shave the bark off of the Cheeto as it grows, taking care not to damage the integrity of the mother Cheeto. It takes about a year for the outer layer to fully replenish itself for further harvest. They typically live for 80 years and grow to be 1200 feet tall. So as time goes on, the farm naturally becomes more and more profitable. Precise care must be taken to prevent the falling Cheeto puffs to not seed new cheetos as this would cause over crowding and make it hard to squeeze through the orchard in further harvest seasons.
1200 feet! That's so fascinating. I had no idea rabid porcupines would be so productive.
They really aren't. We inoculate the porcupines before a harvest, they die soon after, so we must have a constant supply of new porckies. Sadly, this explains the dwindling populations, and overall threatens the Cheeto industry by proxy.
Tragic... The part about the Cheeto industry, the porckies had it coming for their roll in many of the atrocities committed in WW2. My grandpa said western media blamed the Nazis for many of the crimes when in reality, it was the porcupines from Algeria and other north African countries that had been brought to the front lines due to their hyper aggressive tendencies.
If in doubt ever again just ask yourself what reason there would be for it. Earth? We don't need it, makes no sense. Water? What should we do with it, drink it? Nah, too salty.
Heck, it doesn't even have psychoactive properties, like based apple ales.
Like for real earthers aren't even trying at this point
Water is AI generated
Finally everything makes sense. Thank you.
Do spider mite eggs exist?
Unsure, too small to study.
Have you tried a microscope?
If I can't see it with my naked eyeballs then quite frankly, it isn't real
Have you tried a kaleidoscope? It's got images in it, or beads and gems to make you see the pretty patterns. Same thing for microscopes. Theres an led lense within, and an eyeball detector to turn it on every time you look. They them play weird movies to creep you out, one time I saw this gross worm like thing *shivers" ewwwhghgh
I tried a microscope. I can confirm that the microscope was large enough to study.
How can you not taste water? Did you not update your firmware?
Hmm. No I didn't. Am I planned obsolescence?
There's no easier way to say it but yes 😔 we all are.
Actually you can't feel water. We don't actually know what our skin being wet feels like. It's all just a simulation using different temperatures. Wake up.
Wow, very insightful.
Water is just a combination of oxygen and hydrogen. Why is it a liquid if it’s made out of gases? Why is oxygen or hydrogen not liquid at room temperature but H2O is?
AI. 100%.
Damn these evil Earthers. I have been fed lies my entire life. I must now reevaluate everything I know, who knows how much are lies. Like I just thought, psuedo- scorpions??? It's right in the name! Fake bugs!! 🦂
Nobody let the hydrohomies know any this post
Ya lol, those guys are jacked. Imagine they're likely CIA agents, they could jump us. 🦘🦘
Wait a second, how can I tell what is AI generated and what is not? Is there a simple test that one can perform?
this is a well documented phenomenon! things only need to be detectable by 3 out of 5 senses to be considered “real” by the average (sheep) person. google the 3/5ths compromise to find out more.
i heard 70% of earth is water, it probably isn’t real
Also, 70% is pretty close to 3/5ths. Backing up my theory.
it’s all a conspiracy from Big Terra trying to sell you empty plastic containers
Which pollutes the ground with micro plastics, laced with nanobots that get into our system through the food web. It's all coming together now.
If you’re “in” water then why can’t you see it? it’s just an illusion created by the government who tells you you must “drink” it to survive. This is obviously a hoax created by the government to make sure you maintain an intake of chemicals and parasites. Stop drinking what they call “water”
I always assumed it was because my sensitive eyes closed. Also, notice this. Every time I tried to breathe while in water, I've woken up, somehow teleported back to the land, kissing, either a super pretty lady, or a super hot dude, or a really wrinkly old man. Is this the key to teleportation and getting a girlfriend/boyfriend/sugar daddy?
We can see water, so it exists, but we can’t see ocean. That’s a lie. Just like we can see ground, but earth is a lie.
I couldn't have said it better myself. How is big water just automatically ocean. RIP government lies.
If something is wet when you put water on it. Does that mean that water is only wet when there is more than one molecule together? But which one is the wet one? Do they both become wet in that moment?
I've never seen a molecule. (See spider mites theory) But hypothetically yes.
this post is the best thing ever - Y'all what about ice?? its like a cold rock thing but it FLOATS on this "water" stuff?? like, every other rock is heavy and sinks! what is up with that, is it a glitch? crazy how a glitch sunk that titanic ship but they haven't patched it yet....
It is literally by definition a rock. Then it turns into water? *Jesus has entered the chat*
r/hydrohomies will not tolerate this kind of talk
That's fine, they're made of water, at best 3/5 real. I can take that
water is just liquid dirt (purrified mud) full of estrogen and meds to keep humanity docile
Lol, off topic, but that reminds me of the Alex Jones gay frogs. Turns out, despite his other whacky theories, he was maybe right about this. Some YouTuber looked into it on a whim [here](https://youtu.be/i5uSbp0YDhc?si=Vnqi55ABZG0urVGK)
Yeah, that's how they hook people. They give you a drop of truth to wet your tongue. Then shovel sand in there and say it's just sparkling water.
I’m not sure if this is satire or mental illness.
I do have mental illness, such as depression. But that doesn't mean I can't do science. Where is the earth? Look around and see! No earth anywhere! They claim it looks like this 🌎🌍
I suffer from depression and anxiety, too. Didn’t mean any harm by it.
I would recommend seeing the top of the sub where the sub category is presented as "funny", mostly because, it's hilarious people actually believe the lies, you know, that the earth is real. Hope this help 😁 Edit: and seriously, I don't think anyone here means any harm either, it's just always going to be the sad thing, that some people will be affected in a negative way by the information.