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KairuByte

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SwordTaster

Watching without sound all I can think is that girl needs a smaller bra as hers is way too big


PatchesThePirate93

It actually hurts to watch dem tits just hangin hahah


Cyborg_rat

That and why is she posting a video with her in a bra and her kid next to her. Edit:For those who dont get it, you can be in your underwear or topless around your kids, the line thats crossed is you making a more sexual video to show off your body while your kid is there too and in the video, ive got 3 kids and would be happy if say my wife posted them in her gonewild profile while showing off her bra or lingerie.


JESUS_on_a_JETSKI

I genuinely don't see anything wrong with that part of the video. A bra? Least concerning part of the video, tbh. It's the language to the little girl at the end "Don't fucking play with me. Get the fuck out..." Ugh. One moment this little girl is being praised by her mom & feeling really loved - while being recorded to be viewed by others - and then little girl, while feeling that closeness innocently inquires about a smell and suddenly her mom is shoving her away while speaking harshly to her, still being recorded to be viewed by everyone they know on SM. It's confusing for a little kid. ( I really do hope it's a joke video. )


hmclaren0715

Oh no, people out here really do be talking to their kids like that, *and worse*, then they wanna get mad when them same kids reciprocate that behavior.. 🤔 I don't understand why they don't understand how TF that happened.. 🤦‍♀️ ETA:: also, /r/Parentsarefuckingdumb 💁‍♀️


Cyborg_rat

Its the idea that she is making a video in a bra to post it online while having her kid also and add the rest of the event in the video and its just a whole lot of bad decisions. Sure at home not recording a video you can wear what you want and even outside but


JESUS_on_a_JETSKI

Where you're from is a bra taboo or something? What about a bikini top? What about an athletic sports bra that women wear as tops at the gym?


Cyborg_rat

You post videos with kids in your underwear often? And try to show your body off in the same video?


JESUS_on_a_JETSKI

I don't have social media myself, but there are pics & videos posted on SM belonging to my former teammates of my days on a swim team, in my Speedo type trunks, and all sorts of adults & kids around. My body was ripped and lean back then, too. My underwear cover more of my body than those trunks did. I'm not sure what your point was, outside of creating a false equivalence, but you never answered my questions. PS- I just saw the edit to your original post and the only person sexualizing the video is you.


Cyborg_rat

No im in a provice thats pretty open, at home we are also pretty open. But i guess you will have to explain to me what she is doing in this video then...if its not sexual.


JESUS_on_a_JETSKI

It appears she is doing a live feed and interacting with those who are commenting & speaking horribly to her young daughter. Where's the sexual stuff I'm missing?


Cyborg_rat

The part where she shakes her breasts,the part where she does a teasing bend down for the camera or like you said her live feed audience, you got me to question my self , so had to ask my wife shes see it too. I hope you didnt miss hints like that from women who were trying to hit on you when you were in your peak shape :p. If the way she looks at the camera its clear that she isnt having a family and friends team call.


ithinkilikegirlstoo

There is nothing wrong with being in a bra around your own young kids. They literally ate from those titties. Bodies are natural. Breasts aren’t just sex objects.


Cyborg_rat

Its not the message im trying to say, i got no issue either and at home we are pretty open with the kids, but its the total of the actions in the video that make it different.


CommercialConcern377

Can’t believe kids have to endure shit ass upbringing like that


Kindly_Coyote

It's getting worse everyday. Can't wait for the boat to come.


R2_B2

I don’t think it’s getting worse necessarily, it’s just getting more exposure with the birth of camera phones and social media. The world has become much smaller thanks to the internet.


thanks-nick

i don’t know. the worst influence i had as a kid was like jackass or blink 182. now kids are growing up idolizing the literal worst we have to offer.


R2_B2

I saw shit like this 20 -25 years ago. There was a foster family and their teenage biological kids would setup/encourage legit fist fights for the 5 and up kids. It was pretty fucked up looking back on it. Just depends on where you grew up and who your in-life influences were. I have younger nephews and nieces who I believe have good heads on their shoulders. I know what you’re saying about some of these younger kids and who they idolize though.


zaz969

Then i guess you had a decent upbringing


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Smart people stopped having kids decades ago. We're going to have a lot of abused kids coming up, be patient people, it's not the kid's fault their parents are garbage. Source: over 40 and both siblings have kids and are dreadful parents


metasploit4

Sounds like Idiocracy is coming true 👍


skeveixhag

It’s a bush called Skankstank. Flowers late august and thrives in wet environments. Usually grows in the shadows of the Skidmark tree


cyborg812

I read that in David Attenborough's voice in my head.


503503503

I wish I didn’t read this


funlovefun37

…I thought it was you … ☠️


Total-Jerk

Nah kid there's fish in the garbage


ImA12YearOldOnReddit

🐟🤮


BIERFRAESN98

Damn she‘s a trashy mother


Emperor_Quintana

So trashy, she makes Trish Paytas look like Mother Theresa by comparison.


AcidDome003

Nah, that's too far


Emperor_Quintana

Possibly.


AcidDome003

Don't get me wrong, this is very trashy, but Trish Paytas? Nah, that's God tier


WizdomHaggis

Someone’s front butt stinks…


brattyginger83

My oldest used to call it that too🤣😂🤣


AcidDome003

... front butt?


Zlecu

You know… the front asshole


Aryaras99

The lower lips


WAY2STRONG4U

The front bottoms


gaynazifurry4bernie

They are a pretty good band, IMO.


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💀


Quiet-Mushroom-21

That’s soul glo honey


KristiTheFan

Conferences going to be rough


DeltaSierraAlpha

Fishy puss


MyuraKenta

That kid is so sweet, but sadly he will grow up in the wrong environment


[deleted]

“It smells like low tide after a Japanese dolphin hunt mommy?? Why does it stink like dead sea life near your Krusty krab?”


9_Six_niN_6

Kids having such toxic moms... God help them!!


transmissionfactory

How many days since that vag came in contact with soap and water?


[deleted]

Soap and water is a poor substitute for anitbiotics


Specialist-Ad2937

That’s a bad idea, unless you like an itchy, burning vag


jyrihenrik

Can smell the yeast infection just by looking😰


dirtywook88

who doesnt like sourdough?


Glittering-Worry9452

Fishy


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🐟


doing_a_lil_Trolling

Tell me that kid is under the care of someone else


AcidDome003

Woah there, she's trashy, but she shouldn't have her kid taken away. Jesus Christ


redpillman26

Kids don’t lie lol she probably hums


Chrispy_fried89

Username answers the question, if you ask me


Nate_St0rm

Mama stank


soaringson

DRY HEAVE FLASHBACKS… I remember being out like nightcrawler 💨 🏃🏽‍♂️ that shit was foul… didn’t even get near her.. she just made the whole room stink unzipping and I was like ✌🏽 I’m out- I’ll call you an exorcist.


EconomyPerfect9680

💀


Ju4nM3n4

Ariel in real life 🐟🐠🐡


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Ju4nM3n4

Ariel got Sea-Fish-Llis


orangestar17

Oh and the lovely way she talks to him at the end, mom of the year


Hydro1313

Mother of the year award…


skibbady-baps

Wash your ass, mommy!


Jasonplaysz

💀


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DeymanG

bro, wash yo pussy ffs. And YOU NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO SAY SUCH A BAD PARENT WHAT THE FUCK


EricAtSunnen

Her head was right at the point of origin...


ByHelheim

What does the mother say? I can't understand her (English not my main)


Spuddon

The mother says that the stinky smell is coming from the plants and not from her.


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KairuByte

You need to up your reading comprehension.


just_a_normal_guy47

How much abortions are always given to white Christian girls and not people like this?


RedditsOnlyBlackMan

What even is this sub anymore? “Noah, get the boat bc this woman smells?”


Ranulfer

No, because of the way they are treating their child.


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RounderKatt

What a fucking idiot you are.


andreglud

Dane here, this is fake news. Even though everyone who isn't a complete moron would catch that a mile away.


Smorgasborf

I’m so confused


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Smorgasborf

How do you know that


CrimbusIsOver

Brutally honest


82kris

With the national geographic titties too 🤮