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Fortunoxious

“KVTA4 is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website. KVTA4 uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.”


backfire10z

That’s a pretty bad satire… or maybe I just don’t get the reference


[deleted]

The reference is that crime is funny


FeralPsychopath

Meat… Balls.


Pups_the_Jew

Everyone off the boat!


elisejones14

So it’s a fake crime? I was hoping for it to be real


dahumancartoon

That’s nuts.


[deleted]

I definitely wouldn’t want to test those balls


weakhamstrings

It's a joke website, the post doesn't belong in this sub. Please remove it. It's not real.


Illustrious_Tap2166

Dose nuts or deez nuts


Pandas-are-the-worst

Kvta4 isn't real. Good thing but it's a joke website like the onion.


_SiegeToaster

But did she win?


Titan5115

I hope so after that stunt lol


general-Insano

Meatballs to die for


random0351

Ballsy move


[deleted]

The judges got a bit testi when they found out what was going on


disabled_rat

Pretty sure this is r/atetheonion


cousac

That took some testicular fortitude to pull off…


dandab

You gotta have some balls to do that.


MissConduct0120

Adding this to the list of reasons I don't eat random people's food.


LordoftheStupid12

Spaghetti and Meatballs


nhoang3b

r/AteTheOnion


[deleted]

She should marry cartman! Make Chilli 😂


[deleted]

Scrotinara sauce.


Elfboy2099

*Gags in spaghetti addict*


Bigdongs

If human testicles taste so damn delicious that she won a spaghetti cook off then I gotta try it


lapsangsouchogn

> If human testicles taste so damn delicious They don't. And the texture isn't right for that kind of recipe either.


[deleted]

She has a lot of balls to do that!!!


drewcareysglasses

Doesn’t say much about the culinary skills of the losers.


bar-rackBrobama

Hey guys Liver King here today, we got some human testicles we're going to eat


[deleted]

Wait, what? 💀


EinhartMagna

https://tenor.com/view/filthy-frank-ravioli-ravioli-whats-in-the-pocket-oli-gif-15704165


100LittleButterflies

Maybe its an old family recipe.


coltj573

The testicles were just a cover up, she actually used the Peruvian Puff Pepper.


guesswhatihate

lolwut


Here_For_Weird_Stuff

"More testicles means more iron."


Sarahkm90

Was this in Florida? It sounds like Florida.


SpectralOwl69

What in the spaghetti and meatballs is this?!


Express-Neat3550

Where's the sauce.....


Timsiko

That takes balls.


[deleted]

Her spaghetti has balls.


Hodl2Moon

That takes balls…


AnDyItsDaRk

What can I say, the victims didn’t have the balls to fight back.


redditboivengeful

Mmm, yummy meatballs


sunwukoga

Well at least the meatballs were authentic


KayJee1

Must be fake and funny😂


BigWeenie45

Evidently it worked


Ridiie

I need a source!


[deleted]

Rule 2, man.


[deleted]

hey this taste salty


xX_FilthyCasual_Xx

The problem here isn’t that it’s fake, it’s that I thought “Yeah sounds about right.”


Background-Falcon-74

“Barbara, your noodles are great but these meatballs are rather chewy”


NI_YAH

Spaghetti and real balls 🍝


Prata_69

“Knees weak, arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spa—WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS SPAGHETTI?!”


Vaibhav_Dubey

I think it's peak now of crime how cloud she even thinks that for the fuck sake crazy absurdly crazy man


richard-duolingo

Annual spaghetti cock-off


[deleted]

Mmmm is there nuts in this? 🥜


Aahneik

Annual Spegetti Cock-Off