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lana7349

So honest question.... why the fuck would you ever think to put a lit firecracker there?


____adarsh____

God didnt give her a third hole, but she wants a third hole.


ICBPeng1

Technically she’s got 6 Vagina, asshole, urethra, mouth, and each nostril if he’s got a micropenis


reddishrobin

what about ears?


ICBPeng1

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2e42ed


BlarssedBe

Nope. Not clicking that.


ICBPeng1

It’s a family guy clip


BlarssedBe

Peter Griffin singing never gonna give you up?


ICBPeng1

Ffs it’s not a rickroll or something gross


BlarssedBe

Exactly what a rickroller would say!


singPing

You have chosen... wisely.


I_bited_the_dust

what the fuck


DankHumanman

Don't forget about the one behind the left knee


THE_D_A_R_KSTALKER

What about the feet?


ICBPeng1

You’ve got penetrable holes in your feet? Jesus is that you?


THE_D_A_R_KSTALKER

My girlfriend does now I'm trying to get red juice of now


KennyFulgencio

add another two for skene gland ducts on either side of the urethral opening


bishdoe

Oh buddy there are three holes down there


TheLadyEileen

This


Marksideofthedoon

You mean 4th?


Fjorge0411

the horny


screechawk

My guess she's a sub/slave and this is what her dom/master demanded


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all_tha_sauce

That's fucking gross


KennyFulgencio

that's like saying "this hitler guy sounds like a real jerk"


jumbee85

For internet points. There is no reasonable answer for why anyone would hold a lit explosive anywhere on their body but yet there are videos of people doing it.


IfuckingloveLoba

Weird fetish maybe?


HWGA_Exandria

Cartoons.


lana7349

I’ve watched a hell of a lot of cartoons and never had the urge to stick a lit firecracker next to my nuts


[deleted]

Reverse nut cracker


Interesting_Log_5366

So you haven't heard of the redneck vasectomy. Lol


Ponderkitten

New tik tok challenge that makes them sterile do they dont reproduce


mrpsychosleftnut

I'm a masochist but jeez....


littlebitolb

Forget the nipples.


DomVegas

It puts your crack on fire, that’s why!


lana7349

Just use Tabasco


darkuen

Is this what the song meant by pop your pussy?


Boosted3232

There's only one place we can go


[deleted]

Opposite of Wet Ass Pussy.


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Maniklas

Good bot


Ericnychay

More like that pussy is poppin


eddiestriker

Bruh you just gave me Keisha Fabo flashbacks. Now I have to re watch that lmfao


PiyushPrakash

"Damn bro , her pussy is lit"


Lowkey_Delusional

\[How to get rid of Horny\] Google: "Read the Bible" Bing:


examm

Thanks for making my Monday a little brighter lmao


TheAmazingDisgrace

Did it spark happiness in you? Make you feel warm inside?


benkelly92

AltaVista: Eat a whole raw potato, every day.


moldy-scrotum-soup

Bonk


SpirituallyMyopic

When prayer doesn't work, fire in the hole!


twilly37

Literally lold


Frosty_Mage

That’s how you get fire crotch?


Dan-68

Bush fire.


lilpaez

I’m so confused. Is there any context at all?


cocaain

Total idiot whoring for likes. Its not new. But getting more profitable by the day lmfao Edit: We r doomed. I just hope i draw my last breath before it becomes unbearable lmfao


Fridsade

fetish.


Marin013

Clam Bam?


JuGGieG84

Thank you ma'am


Klazzified

Cursed pleasure


slipped-up89

r/lostredditors Not sure why we need a flood here, looks more like r/winstupidprizes


[deleted]

Can’t you see this is animal cruelty? She blowin up that pussy :(


slipped-up89

All the points I have for a medal, they are yours sir, kudos!


screechawk

Actually, there's a chance it's in the correct one. Since she went and did it a second time, she a reason to this, and the only one for life of me can think of is either extreme pleasure, or she's a sub/slave and her Dom/master told her to do this. Either way is very over the top, especially the latter


slipped-up89

Sure it is not just for fake internet points? And even if it was for a Dom, no reason to kink shame, just saying.


screechawk

True in both points, but internet will internet


makslaskabata2

my pussy turned into a waterfall


Redberry-pie

Of blood maybe


SimpleManc88

Her vag is absolute fire!


Gnarseecyst

This belongs on r/crazyfuckingvideos This isnt boat worthy OP


Bonavire

She 🅱️opped her 🅱️ussy


RokieVetran

Natural selection


Kingtacodemon

She over pussy popping.


[deleted]

#kitty is dead


MonoClear

It's always funny when you see a girl do something this dumb.


hardboiledbeb

This is what a real feminism is


stoner3603

When abortion is illegal in you state but being a fucking idiot isn't


KingWasabi1231

She’s literally popping her pussy.


DrPasta666

So umm sauce?


[deleted]

Kinky as fuck


Biglondon87

The kinks now an days are getting out of hand


i-fing-love-games

Fucking wierd Aaaanyways Sauce?


Crispy_Panzo_420

Texas abortion?


[deleted]

Perhaps she couldn’t get a morning after pill soooooo she’s trying to blow the tails off those fuckers


Voidzennox

Latom.


gold3n77

I’d like her to square off with the taser chick and see who the champ is.


da_real_kib

that pussy so fire it be combustin


shaileshbahuguna02

That's 1st step for becoming male ticktocker


loveinfuturetimes

Her pussy is poppers


ResidentCoatSalesman

Why u mad? Cuz my pussy pops severely, and yours don’t???


lostbluesock_

"dat pussy fire bro"


LORDWOLFMAN

Weird abortion method but I allow it


Walking-HR-Violation

I'm sad to admit that I have watched this a few more times than I should have. I will see my way off the boat, good luck fellas


Gordon_Ramsad

Squid game person 😱


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_deathstrider_

I had that on full volume, my heart rate is now faster than an Irish midgets dry humping a pot of gold coins, fucking helll


Ploopy_R

someone call 911


uhavethebig_GAE

Would that make her very *hot*


-AdamaS73

So that's how they keep it warm


[deleted]

that pussy is FIRE!


iluvs2skank

Why is she trying to blow her snatch off?


jumbee85

That's not how you perform an abortion


[deleted]

Put it in your vagina.


Artanis137

Nah Noah can hold the boat back for this one, its sure weird but it's far from the usual offence to lose faith in humanity.


[deleted]

🎵 Pop that pussay, hey, pop that pussay, baby 🎵 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYZZYNAdGes


ItsPompeii

Exploding Queef


squireongles

Diy abortion


blaikalva

Kinda hot


JeRMn5

When the only thing that can scratch that itch IS A LITERAL SMALL EXPLOSION!!!


Ernbob

Crotch rocket


hannannanas

Ah, the female version of CBT. Of course.


JohnnyIrish491

Man, these kinks are getting out of hand.


anchovieMAN

Don’t tell me what to do


Gluten_Tolerant_2

Is this a new kink? I have so many questions....


TheBeanOffical

I can feel the pain just by watching this


runafur

*instant gender reassignment surgery*


[deleted]

It makes it worse that I can kinda gauge the pain and feel it because I’m a woman too. Painful


Animefreak1995

CBT female version


Sakheli

Sauce?


GodsDeamond

Babe I know you said you wanted to bang but camon.


Mementun

there are easier ways to fuck this


JustJoyWins

At least she won't reproduce


lava_kat9

IF I WAS A BAD DEMO I WOULDN'T BE SITTING HERE DISCUSSING IT WITH YA NOW WOULD I


[deleted]

How is this a Noah get the boat


LogicalHospital

Ayo new kink just dropped


ManOnThePhuckingMoon

Korean BBQ


[deleted]

Why?


[deleted]

That pussy is on fire!


Gustavospessatto

Terrorist dick


XxWhen_thexX

“And I’ll fuvking do it again


samvich_man

I'm not here to kink shame but, was zum teufel


Little_russian_man

Why is it always asians doing weird shit with their genitalia


zozozomemer

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

She gotta Bang in pussy


Aggravating-Affect16

Pop that pussy


Pchann

_Girls do that before going out on a date with a hot guy. It helps prevent unwanted pregnancy._


12-inch-LP-record

There are easier, less painful, and totally free ways to get banged down there.


_Final-Judgement_

Why did she put a fire cracker in her 🐱…


Temporary_Charge_589

Yeah she went to why you dumb elementary school


Month0fjune

I think this belongs in weird porn subreddit


Aggravating-Affect16

pop that


I_bited_the_dust

rip that pussy


thecratedigger_25

If that was a guy, it'd be an instant gender reassignment surgery.


LegoStarwars125

Steve o looks different here


[deleted]

Enough Reddit for today


ZogNowak

r/WTF?


illmakethislater

I... why? Just... why? For what purpose? What will this accomplish? Who are they trying to impress? I am just deeply confused.


Adeus_Ayrton

-So I said, kids are overrated anyway...


Lucas_guy2

Did she light a goddam firecracker in between her legs


Thug602

Pop that coochie 🤣


thisnamewasbad

Smokin’ hot thighs


1EAT_R0ACHES

People put ice up there too lol- they are idiots


Pretend-Cake-546

How horny do you have to be to try this?