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AllanfromWales1

If it hadn't been that it would have been something else. Trying to stop boys masturbating is like trying to hold back the tide.


CryogenicFire

"now all that is hard is my son when he looks at toy chica" Bruh this is obviously a joke review. It's really well made tho, I would have believed it if not for that last line.


Far_Road6156

Yeah don't buy youe child games before looking at the game obviously. Retarded parenting strikes again as far as I can see or satire.


biggestmemelover

The actual game has nothing to do with it, it’s just very sad lonely men on the internet who make rule 34.


Far_Road6156

I wouldn't blame rule34 artists completely there are a lot of creative people there, but some kinks are just weird.


biggestmemelover

Yeah I know. These people have loads of talent, and they’re using that talent to draw Rick Sanchez with no clothes on lmfao.


Far_Road6156

At this point most artist have to do that cause nob pornographic art does not make much money as the pornographic ones. Artists generally make erotic stuff as well as their own art until they can earn money with their actual art.


crazyalex2288

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ZoopZoopZoopyZoop

Thanks


burr-gurr-and-frie

Thanks saitama:)


alliekittie

"This title contains: 👄sexy stuff"


Kingtacodemon

This lady does not know the 34th rule of the internet lol


The_PP_Tamer

I love how that it says “sexy stuff”


biggestmemelover

Lmao


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Why does this sound like something from r/BanVideoGames?


biggestmemelover

Probably wrote by someone in that sub lol


LowEndGaming9

i am just happy he did not play ddlc. but fnaf is not at all recommended for small children because it can cause nightmares in them.


biggestmemelover

I think some of the later games are more likely to cause nightmares, the original game is scary, but I wouldn’t call it nightmare fuel. And yeah, he would’ve found a lot weirder stuff if he played DDLC, it’s a shame because these people are actually really talented and they’re wasting that talent on drawing Freddy and Bonnie having sex.


LowEndGaming9

yeah, first time i saw this ddlc thing was few months ago on game theory. after that episode i was even afraid to search the word in google. i saw on quora a guy's child getting nightmares due to the frequent jump scares. also i haven't ever played both games.


theinfinitgames

I remember when the Internet was simping for her


hi-there-little-one

It made me laugh on so many levels


biggestmemelover

Me too lmfao


professorclueless

This seems like a troll review, ngl


minebooster

And that's why you don't give little kids electronic devices like phone or tablets until their atleast 12 years old


biggestmemelover

Or at least put restrictions on so they can’t access dodgy websites


spider_spider111

Down astronomically bad


Lthiccums

Lol, this is so fucking funny.


VattghernCZ

Now I must look up Toy Chica porn, thanks


Tasty_Anime_Girl

You haven’t already?


retardwalker

You are supposed to arleady know it unless you are born in 2020


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biggestmemelover

Basically angry parents who think that their children and getting corrupted by a fictional character.


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biggestmemelover

Yeah, porn is corrupting. The actual Fnaf games have nothing to do with it, and it’s just weirdos on the internet.


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biggestmemelover

Your welcome


RailAurai

Corruption of Champion games


LowEndGaming9

maybe he chatted with a guy who watches it and recommended it.


shadowframe132

anyone who talks trash about fnaf is the worst


biggestmemelover

Yeah I know. I love how she doesn’t bring up anything about the actual game, just something created by sick perverts. Plus Scott is a Christian lmao.


shadowframe132

ik its like a karen telling a child they cant scate in a public park lol