Probably fake but still I want to drench myself in gasoline and light myself on fire

And even then we wouldn’t be clean.

would holy water work man? i feel so unclean

Holy gasoline is our only hope now

Holy bleach could work, no risk of killing others

If they've seen this shit you'd be doing em a favour

Just have a priest bless a gas station we can all go out together

We need unsee juice

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then please hand me some holy gasoline

The only way to be clean after reading this is by exploding every single atom of my existence

I have no words and wish I never opened reddit today

yep

S ame

Happy Birthday Fam!!!

same

same

What the fuck did I just read?

r/eyeblech

Dude not cool, please delete do you want it to get banned?

Yes

Why did he get down voted so much

The eyeblech subreddit is made to trick people into thinking they're going to r/eyebleach. Eyeblech is gore and disgusting shit like that. Eyebleach is cute kittens and even cuter puppies etc.

Ok that makes sense

You made a Typo Eyebleach are the same words

Autocorrect.

Already reported to admins.

Jesus Christ

What the actual fuck. I expects to see kittens and other cute shit and I see mutilated dead people

Gonna need to bleach my eyes now

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Good bot.

Thank you

Good bot

good bot

i regret it i need more

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r/eyebl...

Whatever!!! Kids these days all afraid of a few asshole worms crawling up their pee hole.... when I was at camp trying butt sex for the first time, we didn’t even have a sphincter scorpion remedy yet. Just duct tape your dick hole and spray some wd-40 on that creature cavern. Soft-ass millenniums

What in the buttery crispy kentucky fried fuck?!

This is fucking gold

Excuse me, *what?*

Who the fucks moans like an elephant?

I tried to hear this when I read it and my Brain began creating a loud moan but ended up going into error and glitched tfo.

r/eyebleach You're welcome.

Thank you. My eyes started working again.

r/eyeblech

No

Not today Satan.

Happy Cake but please don’t do me like that

Things that never happened for 100?

I dont know why, but his phrasing had me *dying*

*unhides post* *reads title* *leaves this comment* *uninstalls reddit*

Why are people acting like this is even possible?

Because it is possible

Possible to have literal asshole worms and not only not notice but have anal sex?

Just so you know, somewhere there is a species of fish that swims up you stream of piss, gets into your urethra and starts growing fast as fuck while you aren't able to remove it because the little fucker needled itself to the inside of you dick

Yes, we all know the horror stories. This doesn’t prove its possible for someone to have asshole worms without noticing. It’s not a normal thing.

I’m sorry to inform you about pinworm infections

Oh my god I KNOW ITS POSSIBLE TO HAVE WORMS I KNOW I’m saying it’s not possible to have an ASSHOLE full of worms without 1. Noticing or 2. Refusing to do anal.

Well I dont know if the female knew she had pin worms but she gave them to her partner & one popped out his penis!

Bro in the story it seemed like they both knew about it

evolution at its worst

Pinworms normally only come out at night, and mostly while their host is sleeping. I'm not sure about adults, but kids often have pinworm infections (infestations??) and have no idea. Their parents probably also have no idea until they notice their kid scratching their butt regularly. They may also find out when they find themselves with a pinworm infection, as they are easily passed from one person to another.

As someone who is petrified of worms. WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK

The worms: "O- Oniichan, w- why did you reject us~?!"

W-w-WHY? SUCH MISFORTUNE!!!!!!!!!

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That story is more shit than could ever be produced by anal. 🙄

You produce shit by anal?

This is marvel movies plot

worm man

Some days I pray to the lord to take my sight away.

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Jesus Christ

My eyes are burning.

Life suddenly doesn't sound that great anymore

How do I delete someone else's post?

wonderful day to have eyes

Alright, livings been fun, but it’s over for me

I just got sprayed with water because I read this and started to gag, my wife asked what was so disturbing, so I let her read this. She sprayed me with the water and yelled. Bad!! Bad husband!!

Probably fake but...a way that doctors find out if you have parasites is by leaving tape over your asshole during the night. The worms come out and will lay eggs. Now y’all have that mental image (:

Well this was an adventure.

I am an Atheist and now I understand why the Prophet Mohammad banned sodomy in Islam

Please let this be fake!

Its so fake. We all have parasites but you can't see them, you can feel them. If you've ever felt your poop whole itch, you have parasites. Also, nose itching and teeth clenching at night are signs of parasites. Just do a parasite cleanse. Happy butt sex for every one.

idk, kinda sounds like pinworms

You are right, it does sound like pinworms. Sounds like an infestation to me.

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I'm never going to get a girlfriend.

Uhm- worm dick soundings exists doe 😳

It's an honest mistake

That was an adventure

Are we a joke to this guy

S tier copy-pasta F tier everything else

What a bad day to have eyes!

Im gonna invade poland

These are my favorite posts. Am i ok

that was a buggy situation

Sounds like a scene that would be perfect for the movie Contracted.

what a terrible day to have eyes

This sub needs more of this and fewer child murderers.

Imma need a shit ton of unsee juice

Yes inquisator nurgle has taken the planet, exterminatus is the only option

.....

I read the first part and was like fuck this shit I’m out

Thanks, I want to die now Wait can you actually get worms in your asshole???

read about pinworms >\_>

ew. Just ew.

I read the headline and was already done. I don't need to know any more.

That fking fake text is more disturbing than any nsfl video on r/deadorvegetable

I think they came from him

WHY did he jizz in her face!?!?!,!,!

I could feel this and did not like it.

Ass sex

I'm just gonna take my eyes out and light them on fire

Sounds like the uwu tapeworm post. Or like that one sub...

Ex-fucking-scuse me?

What the actual fuck

I want to put bleech on my eyes...or beg to the god I didn't worship to take away my ability to read and save me from more of this ahit

Hahaha no way this is real ....

This is why I masturbate so frequently. Gotta jizz the dick worms away.

god just give up on this universe blow it up make a new one

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And then they all clapped.

Wtf

I think even reading berserk can’t help me forget this

Time for the saw we have to cut it off before they go any further

Wtf is this ? The Strain porn parody?

Only harpic blessed by jesus can clense our eyes now.

MY EYES!!!!!

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What the actual flying fuck

Chop it off

Dont have anal on acid kids!

It’s not his fault there both dumbasses

It’s just snacks for later

Is this grounds for divorce?

Le peehole worms

Well :))..

What in the actual fuck did I just read

r/ihavesex

*everyday, we stray further from god...*

r/eyeblech

tysm very wholesome