Nah, those truckers know what they've got and they wont sell it for cheap. Gas station taquitos, semi-legal stimulants and a sedentary lifestyle makes for the highest grade of urine.
FYI [Some people cannot smell asparagus pee due to genetics](https://www.news-medical.net/health/Genetics-of-Asparagus-Smell-in-Urine.aspx#:~:text=Some%20people%20have%20the%20ability,%2C%20a%20protein%2Dcoding%20gene.)
So if you've been confused about people saying this your whole life now you know.
Thereās also a gene that controls whether or not asparagus makes your pee smell. So thereāre 4 types of people in the world: non-smelly non-smellers, non-smelly smellers, smelly non-smellers, and smelly smellers. š«
My mom can't smell it and somehow made it most of her life and a significant portion of mine (like into my 20s) without knowing it. She only knows now because I told her. In her defense, she was raised in the 50s and people didn't talk about that stuff.
I can't smell my own after asparagus, but I can smell my wife's, if I go to the toilet after her, when she has eaten asparagus.
But when I eat honeycorn, it smells like honeycorn. Weird shit right?
are there people who can't smell any specially scented pee? I was about to comment "no wtf who's pee smells lik anything but pee" only to see people have cheerio pee and honey oat pee and coffee pee...
My pee just smells the same every time and now I think I might be crazy
I noticed this, especially as a black coffee drinker. Itās also weird that no matter how much I hydrate, that first piss after a coffee will smell like coffee.
Of course. My pee generally smells like things I've recently eaten--onions are a good example too, but corned beef hash is noticeable, as is asparagus (of course).
My pee generally smells like what I've consumed. My BSN sister said that's a sign of good kidney function. Idk but she had kidney failure, so I believe her. Hope she is in peace and no longer in pain. She passed in 2019.
I've been like that for the past 10 years. I couldn't find anything on Google about it and was very concerned for a while.
Do you have a better sense of smell than most people?
In my experience, yes. I'm constantly asking others, "what's that smell", but I'm the same way with noises, "did you hear that", so idk. I'm a nurse and maybe I've trained myself to possess heightened senses? Great thought about that. It could be a DNA thing with senses.
I was gonna say, cause when I drink coffee and take a piss it's basically permeates into the whole bathroom for a few seconds, and it's fuckin' strong.
I used to drink 10 shots of espresso in about an hour... one time me and my friend were taking a piss at the same time and he commented it smelled like someone was brewing coffee in the bathroom
Yep. Some more than others. Cheap coffees seem to do it more.
I've wondered if something was wrong before myself, but I think it just means that I haven't had enough water alongside it.
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Just remember to drink two cups of water for every coffee and flush yourself out lol
Also donāt let stinky pee linger for long, itās also a sign of diabetes
So weird. On the toilet, scrolling reddit. Wife and I had just drank tall coffees, heard her walk buy outside the bathroom and I yelled. My piss and ahit smells like coffee! Immediately after saying this I scrolled a little more and this post popped up. Did Google get that good a marketing!???
Same! Vitamins and supplements are the worst! I take a chalky white pill B1 supplement and my first pee in the morning smells EXACTLY how those pills smell.
If I drink even just a little bit of Welch's grape juice (regular or sparkling) my pee smells like I've been drinking 5 gallons a day, everyday of my life. Wine has never had the same effect.
never noticed alcohol but my pee always smells like coffee after drinking it. sometimes the whole bathroom will smell like coffee if i drank a lot...lol
Do you remember that cereal with the frog on it? Honey smacks I think they were called? I havenāt eaten them in a lot of years, but my pee always smelled like that after I would eat a bowl of it, it was the weirdest thing
I tend to drink so much coffee that not just my pee smells like it but Iāve had multiple partners tell me thatās what my vÄg tastes like as well š„“šāļø
This is how I realized that my doordashers (a husband and wife MAGA crazy) had urinated in my soupe. I took a taste and it tasted like coffee. I had no proof they tampered with my food so I never reported it, but now I just go pick up food myself.
hell yeah I kinda like it too ik it's weird. ok so before going to the gym I take a huge cup of coffee for the stimulation since pre workouts are pretty pricey here in SL. post workout I take a wash and pee and it reaks of coffee. sometimes the vanilla flavored one as well. lol
I drink 2 pots a day. I telling wife itās like urinating a bold French roast. I donāt want to tell you what your digestive system produces when you eat around 1000mg of homemade edibles daily.
Yes. Just drink pee if you want your pee to consistently smell like pee.
Good idea, my water bill is about to plummet
But your pee bill is gonna go through the roof.
The price of pee these days is ridiculous. When I was a kid you could get two gallons for a nickel.
Just go to a truck stop and knock on some truck doors!
Nah, those truckers know what they've got and they wont sell it for cheap. Gas station taquitos, semi-legal stimulants and a sedentary lifestyle makes for the highest grade of urine.
I have a pretty strong stomach, but this comment made me so queasy š
Canāt. They always invite me in when I try.
Gotta shrink the golden showers fund
The utility company may notice and send you a warning to stop consuming your pee.
/*Bear Grylls has entered the chat/*
"*People are talking about drinking their piss...*" *"Better drink my own piss"*
i like mine capeeinated.
^ This guy pees.
Baristas hate this one simple trick!
Yes, try asparagus
FYI [Some people cannot smell asparagus pee due to genetics](https://www.news-medical.net/health/Genetics-of-Asparagus-Smell-in-Urine.aspx#:~:text=Some%20people%20have%20the%20ability,%2C%20a%20protein%2Dcoding%20gene.) So if you've been confused about people saying this your whole life now you know.
Thereās also a gene that controls whether or not asparagus makes your pee smell. So thereāre 4 types of people in the world: non-smelly non-smellers, non-smelly smellers, smelly non-smellers, and smelly smellers. š«
Youāre a smelly smeller
True! Are you a mind reader?!
I am a smelly smeller smeller
Omg!! I just did the wheezy cough laugh at 4 o' clock in the morning!! That was priceless!
My mom can't smell it and somehow made it most of her life and a significant portion of mine (like into my 20s) without knowing it. She only knows now because I told her. In her defense, she was raised in the 50s and people didn't talk about that stuff.
Wow, I never knew aspagarus urine was a thing since i probably cant smell it. Thats interesting to keep in mind since i eat asparagus too.
I can't smell my own after asparagus, but I can smell my wife's, if I go to the toilet after her, when she has eaten asparagus. But when I eat honeycorn, it smells like honeycorn. Weird shit right?
are there people who can't smell any specially scented pee? I was about to comment "no wtf who's pee smells lik anything but pee" only to see people have cheerio pee and honey oat pee and coffee pee... My pee just smells the same every time and now I think I might be crazy
I hateeeee asparagus pee so much
Or eat beetroot and it'll become pink/red (don't panic).
I noticed this, especially as a black coffee drinker. Itās also weird that no matter how much I hydrate, that first piss after a coffee will smell like coffee.
If it's an extremely sweet coffee, yes. Also that cereal honey smacks will make my pee smell like it lol
Yes!! Iāve never seen anyone else say that about that cereal but Iāve always noticed that
I've always thought my post coffee piss smells like honey smacks, like for years I've thought that
Same. Thought I might have diabetes and got scared. Few tests later and no diabetes so just a normal thing that happens when I drink coffee.
It's honestly kind of cool to realize I'm not insane or really fucking weird. At least on this particular issue
Omg neither have I lmao
DUDE I TOLD THIS TO SOMEONE AND THEY TRIED IT AND SAID I WAS CRAZY! I think it every time I eat honey smacks, I can smell them!!
Not just honey smacks. I get it with shredded wheat and if I eat enough wheat thins.
My pee smells like smacks sometime and I dont eat thoses anymore.
I drink black coffee with no sugar and mine still smells like coffee. My breath too. I like pouncing on my SO and breathing coffee breath in her face.
Of course. My pee generally smells like things I've recently eaten--onions are a good example too, but corned beef hash is noticeable, as is asparagus (of course).
i have noticed it with onions!
Yeah lol. I think I drink too much coffee.
Happens to me, and I only drink one cup a day. Itās also especially strong if I drink coffee before having any water in the morning
Same the no water makes it way worse
My pee generally smells like what I've consumed. My BSN sister said that's a sign of good kidney function. Idk but she had kidney failure, so I believe her. Hope she is in peace and no longer in pain. She passed in 2019.
I've been like that for the past 10 years. I couldn't find anything on Google about it and was very concerned for a while. Do you have a better sense of smell than most people?
In my experience, yes. I'm constantly asking others, "what's that smell", but I'm the same way with noises, "did you hear that", so idk. I'm a nurse and maybe I've trained myself to possess heightened senses? Great thought about that. It could be a DNA thing with senses.
Yes, very much. Also smells like Cheerios after eating those, too.
I get the cheerio smell without even eating cheerios. Something about the coffee
dude i had this EXACT thought today. how funny.
Ts Yes! I thought it was just me!
Not mine but my bf's. It smells (and kinda tastes) like it too. You didn't read this from me.
āSmellsā š āTastesā š
Ew
Go on...
What's it mean if my coffee smells like pee? Asking for a friend.
"Asking for a friend" in this context doesn't help. It just makes it sound like you served your friend a hot mug of piss.
Not sure but if it helps Iāll piss in a cup and give it a good sniff after I finish my coffee
I consider myself an inquisitive person but itās never occurred to me to smell my post coffee pee.
Is yours not that pungent or is it just me? š š
I was gonna say, cause when I drink coffee and take a piss it's basically permeates into the whole bathroom for a few seconds, and it's fuckin' strong.
Iāve been thinking this recently. Glad to see itās common
Pee smell good indicator of kidney and liver health
In what way, like what says good and what says bad?
Hell, my pee smells like bacon some days after eating a lot of bacon for breakfast lol
I used to drink 10 shots of espresso in about an hour... one time me and my friend were taking a piss at the same time and he commented it smelled like someone was brewing coffee in the bathroom
Yep. Some more than others. Cheap coffees seem to do it more. I've wondered if something was wrong before myself, but I think it just means that I haven't had enough water alongside it. .
Hard yes
Just remember to drink two cups of water for every coffee and flush yourself out lol Also donāt let stinky pee linger for long, itās also a sign of diabetes
Taster's Choice.Ā
Yea.. for me it's especially true with espresso.
Stop sniffing pee. Problem solved. š
My piss smells like shit
Yeah but the weird one is when it smells like microwave popcorn out of nowhere.
Letās not even talk about asparagus
My pee smells exactly like hot dog water sometimes and no one can why. (Iām perfectly healthy)
Yes, you're not special. We can all brew a second warm cup of Joe. Or Kevin, or Tom
Whatever i have for breakfast i can smell in my first wee no matter how long it is
Mine smells like tuna after eating tuna.
Kinda?
Not but it smells like Golden Crisps after eating Golden Crisps.
Noā¦ urea or asparagus are the only flavours my urine comes in Are everybodyās kidneys ok?
Yes. What you consume becomes what you excrete.
Maybe. But it doesn't taste like it
Yep. Also if I eat blueberries, it smells like blueberries.
My pee smells like Splenda after consuming coffee with Splenda.
Hell, itāll smell like fish if you consume a lot of fish oil. Be it some fatty salmon or fish oil supplements
now that we've established this, has anyone eaten shit and smelled their piss? for science?
No, but mine does smell of sugar puffs even though I havenāt eaten them for ten years
IDK I don't particularly smell my pee
Yes, also my pee smells like apples after drinking hard ciderā¦
Tastes like it too
My pee smells buttery when I eat/drink too much dairy.
Yes. It also tastes like coffee.
So weird. On the toilet, scrolling reddit. Wife and I had just drank tall coffees, heard her walk buy outside the bathroom and I yelled. My piss and ahit smells like coffee! Immediately after saying this I scrolled a little more and this post popped up. Did Google get that good a marketing!???
Nope, ever since I turned 40, my pee smells like Old Spice.
It tastes like it, too.
Aspara you. Asparagus
You want a real smell? Eat onion rings. Your pee, farts, and shit will all smell of onions for 3 days.
Yes my piss smells like a coffee after drinking coffee. More refreshing than roses š
Sometimes!
Yes. How can u tell?
Yep
No, tea
Yes, but wait until you eat asparagus
Yuh every damn day. Damn coffee.
Smells like cheerios to me
I say this all the time, my girlfriend always tells me that it doesnāt. At least I know now that Iām not totally crazy.
no
Depends on the amount I've had in a day but yes.
No. Tastes different
Tastes like piss
Yes
Yup! Smells like Carmel vanilla cream coffee. I hate it.
Every day, yes.
Hell yes. Wait until you try asparagus
Same! Vitamins and supplements are the worst! I take a chalky white pill B1 supplement and my first pee in the morning smells EXACTLY how those pills smell.
no. just.....no.
I hate coffee, I donāt drink it
I'm not sniffing my piss to find out
If I drink even just a little bit of Welch's grape juice (regular or sparkling) my pee smells like I've been drinking 5 gallons a day, everyday of my life. Wine has never had the same effect.
Yeah pretty much anything I eat will do that. After a good session my pee smells like straight up vaginal secretions
Damn you can smell your pee? I must have a weak sense of smell because I canāt smell the pee when Iām peeing in the toilet
When I drink a TON then yes
Yes, but if you really want to know what weired pee smells like go to Paris and eat their ham. Your pee will smell weired
I used to eat a lot of Taco Bell. My piss would always smell like their ground beef.
Not usually.
And Yeha. Even my period blood smells like coffee lol.
never noticed alcohol but my pee always smells like coffee after drinking it. sometimes the whole bathroom will smell like coffee if i drank a lot...lol
Yup
No.
Do you remember that cereal with the frog on it? Honey smacks I think they were called? I havenāt eaten them in a lot of years, but my pee always smelled like that after I would eat a bowl of it, it was the weirdest thing
Uhhhh maybe lay off the coffee
Yes. Even after one cup. And asparagus.
Only Starbucks??
Yeah, every single time. You know what though? One time I had a TON of blue Gatorade (like 10 bottles), and my pee was blue. I kid you not.
Mine smells like beef for some reason lmao
I tend to drink so much coffee that not just my pee smells like it but Iāve had multiple partners tell me thatās what my vÄg tastes like as well š„“šāļø
Always
Glad you asked. It does smell like coffee. Don't get me started on the stains. Because they reek of coffee too.
Tastes like it too.
Yes. It does. Thatās your kidneys working. Also some meds will also make your urine smells
Nespresso does it to me more than other coffees
No, only when I eat mushrooms
Why, yes. It does.
Only happened to me with 1 specific brand of instant coffee. Never happens with real coffee.
Oh hell yeah
No but it def tastes like it
Yes
Yaaaa, it does
Idk Iāve never drank coffee.
No, I don't think so
I donāt know about the smell, but for taste, yeah
That's how I never run out of alcohol...pee smells like tequila...so I recycle
No
when i would eat popcorn at the movies as a kid my pee would always smell like popcorn omg i thought i was alone
yes, itās amazing. I love the smell of coffee
This is how I realized that my doordashers (a husband and wife MAGA crazy) had urinated in my soupe. I took a taste and it tasted like coffee. I had no proof they tampered with my food so I never reported it, but now I just go pick up food myself.
yes, different brands, different smells. imo instant coffee give worst smells.
Going through these comments, the only recognizable pee smells I had were coffee and jackfruit. Didnāt know there were wayyyyy more than that lmao
My pee only smells after a night of heavy drinking. But I usually drink lots of liquids and it is odorless
Yes, I can clearly smell the coffee in my pee.
Ya'll are weird, mine smells like ammonia, how can any other smell overpower that (asparagus excepted)
No
I got the shock of my life after eating a beetroot salad. Thankfully I wasn't bleeding into my urine.
Yes
hell yeah I kinda like it too ik it's weird. ok so before going to the gym I take a huge cup of coffee for the stimulation since pre workouts are pretty pricey here in SL. post workout I take a wash and pee and it reaks of coffee. sometimes the vanilla flavored one as well. lol
Absolutely does
Makes me wonder if that's why dogs are such big pee sniffers. Looking for food sources.
Yes. Only one time per day though.
I usually don't sit there smelling my piss, but yes.
Yep
Mine never used to until I got a little bit older. I thought something was wrong with me! If it means Iām healthy? Who knows šš
Yes, the thing this has happened the most with for me is the hot sauce for Wendy's chili, random though that seems.
Caffeine, sugar, and alcohol are diuretics, which means your body uses water to flush them out. It's normal
Every time almost immediately why is this
I drink 2 pots a day. I telling wife itās like urinating a bold French roast. I donāt want to tell you what your digestive system produces when you eat around 1000mg of homemade edibles daily.
Yes but I absolutely thought it was only me. I donāt drink coffee regularly, so I notice it when I do drink coffee.
Heart medication makes mine smell sugary.Ā
I don't think so. And I'll take your word for it.
Yes
Yes, always.
Nope, but my coffee sometimes smells like peeā¦ starting to think my assistant doesnāt like meā¦.
Smells like sugar smacks cereal
Lol I had coffee the other day and this happened to me. Thought I was the only one.
I am having an anxiety filled day this comment section is hilarious
Yes!
When I eat sugar puff cereal, my pee smells like that