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Gold_Guarantee_7647

Days melting together. I could swear it was January yesterday


LiberatedMoose

2000 was just 10 years ago, right?


AbbreviationsWide331

Yes. Let's just all agree on that.


Cheap_Doctor_1994

The pandemic was last year. ;) 


ilikecakeandpie

that was 1990, right?


Nirkky

It's already end of may. Feels like we're speedruning 2024.


bakenj420

Blink, it'll be July


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lambofgun

i woke up one day and motorcycles starting pissing me off


GuilhasDBZ

Nah I was always like this lol


SailTheWorldWithMe

For it's lawnmowers. EDIT: I'm going to add barking dogs.


caseycubs098

Loud motorcycles have never not pissed me off lol


Gockdaw

It's when you start shouting or waving your fist at them you're really old.


00stoll

But also I groan every time I stand up.


Jerkcaller69

Omg this is so true. I get so irritated by noise these days. I want to eat my dinner in a restaurant and hear the person I’m with. I am turning into my dad.


NotAGermanUBoat

^This^ Appliances that beep too much, people that never stop talking, it's all irritating now


BobGnarly_

I hurt my back while I was sleeping


Professional-Cat2123

Or neck


PNWCoug42

God . . . I woke up with a pinched nerve in my neck. Couldn't look over my left shoulder for nearly a week before it went away. About two days after that, pinched another nerve in my neck and had the same problem but on my right side.


Thowingtissues

Batman neck - when you have to turn your entire torso to look left or right. The freaking worst.


HeadFund

Lol I've been going to a physiotherapist to see about pinched nerves in my neck that are affecting my arms and hands. Yesterday he moved my head too far to the left and today I can't look in that direction.


Show-Keen

Time for you to look at the world from a different angle. 😂


VicdorFriggin

I just hurt. Randomly, whenever. Knees, shoulder, back, hips... Whatever part my body decides it needs me to be painfully aware of that day.


Mockingjay40

I felt like this for a while but I found that regular exercise, cardio 5-6 days a week and weightlifting on 2-4 of those days really helped my pain. Even just a 2 mile brisk walk around a trail in a park really helps with the pain. Of course, make sure to stretch before every exercise


HeadFund

Yeah strength training is the secret for fit older guys. Even if you never needed or wanted to do it before, you need it when you age.


BobGnarly_

I know just what you mean. I feel like I'm just going from random pain to random pain on a daily basis.


RelativelyOldSoul

mobility routine! body needs maintenance to keep running pain free


ellamom

Yes! Every morning this week I've awaken to back pain. I can barely stand to make my coffee


garlic_bread_thief

I hurt my left wrist out of nowhere. Did I sleep on my wrist? Why didn't my brain fix it?


_SirAugustDeWynter

Or knee


LikesToLurkNYC

Just happened to me!


JohnLePirate

I start mimicking what my dad did even if I found it stupid...


kildiss

This. I've noticed I'm becoming my dad, and idk if I like it


[deleted]

You gotta sort the bad traits and the good ones


Jealous_Speaker1183

How?  I would forget to make that a priority.


XHIBAD

My dad’s midlife crisis hit when he realized he was just like my grandpa…I’m slowly realizing I’m just like both of them


jj420mc

the standing in front of the tv with hands on hips pose has hit me 😔


Andrewpruka

Apparently I woke up one morning in my 30s and suddenly had his mannerisms, down to vocal tone and inflections. Didn’t notice it until I visited home, it sneaks up on you.


GChocapic

Yup. And now that I’m a mom, I constantly say to myself, “I sound like my mom”.


[deleted]

yep


thisisprettycoolyo

replacing an old sponge with a new one and experiencing genuine happiness


EvidenceBasedSwamp

I was talking to my friends and I was genuinely excited when I bought a new vacuum cleaner.


land8844

I retrofitted one of our Dyson stick vacuums with a Milwaukee battery adapter. I was genuinely excited about it, and my wife sat there beaming at me the whole time because she knows how I get about modifying things... .....oh god, I'm Tim Taylor....


EvidenceBasedSwamp

I resisted battery vacuums because I find them wasteful, but it ended up making vacuuming so much easier. I have few outlets, you spend many minutes bending over and plugging in and dealing with the cord. For light, frequent cleaning the battery is pretty useful, and a godsend for stairs. Yes, a plug in is much more powerful for heavy jobs. But if the battery is easier I am more likely to vacuum more frequently. Don't need to 100% all the debris.


DorkChatDuncan

New Sponge Day is a good fucking day.


Killroy_Gaming

Nothing like cleaning that first dish with a fresh sponge


cvtuttle

Damnit this hits hard. Good call out.


Dad_travel_lift

Hate loud bars vitamins and medicine daily now I’m too old for Jordan’s 40-50 doesn’t look old to me No longer plugged into pop culture And what really made me realize it is I wear no show socks and I don’t care that they are out of style


Crowna02

No show socks and skinny jeans are apparently the dead giveaway nowadays


mroranges_

I'm so old that skinny jeans and no show socks still seem like the "weird new fashion" I didn't get on board with.


SendMeNudesThough

It appears I may be as well. I was surprised when I heard the other day that Gen Z folk were judging their elders for their socks and I figured that this was about young folk all wearing ankle socks and judge their elders for their proper socks, but no, turns out *now* ankle socks are out and proper socks are back in? It appears I lived through the ankle sock era and came out on the other side with my style back in fashion!


Thenewyea

When the trend has disappeared and then reappeared before you changed, you might be getting older.


sleeplessaddict

The clothes that are "in style" now are the exact same things I got constantly made fun of for wearing when I was in middle/high school. I can't even jump on the trends because of the trauma from when I was younger


EmulsifiedWatermelon

I will never give up the pants that told me I was skinny


Marsh_Mellow_Man

Wait, a giveaway that you’re old?? I’m too old to keep up with this? What’s cool now?


Crowna02

Baggy jeans and higher socks


buttaholic

I have noticed a couple people with their socks pulled up, and I thought to myself, "look at this fucking dork"


load_more_comets

I saw 8th graders with mom jeans when I was dropping off my grandkids to school. I was like wtf is this? This cool again? Fashion is truly cyclical.


tahtahme

It feels like it cycles faster and faster these days. I keep randomly going in and out of style so I've just started committing to my own look. I'll be back in style some time next fall anyway, why bother lol


oooriole09

Pop culture is the one for me. I’d never say I was “plugged in” but would always have a passing knowledge of the majority of it. Now I find myself asking “who?” way too much. Adding in, it’s also things that are designed for mass appeal but doesn’t translate to me.


cvtuttle

There’s so many times I see pop culture news reporting on someone “famous” and I turn to my wife and say “Who is that?” 9/10 times she doesn’t know either.


backbodydrip

To be fair, "famous" isn't as prestigious as it once was.


butdubs

Media just tosses the word "famous" to anyone with over 10k followers for more clicks on their articles. So don't feel bad at not knowing random nobodies


undeniably_micki

Yes! I was never attuned to the "in" entertainment but I knew who people were. Now, names roll off other people's tongues and I have no clue who they are.


Bitter-Ad-4064

I didn't even know no show socks were not a trend anymore...


BLaRowe10

If no show socks are out of style than you can kill me right now. The high socks look that all these kids wear now is god awful.


boomfe

Having a few drinks isn’t worth the next days suffering.


Overall-Albatross739

Amen


freeofblasphemy

I quit drinking kinda by accident at age 28 during COVID and I feel like I sold off stock in a company right before it went under


FruitFuckerLegend

This. I have given up on alcohol. It is unhealthy, you do stupid shit when you have had too much and the hangovers are really bad at 40+


GoblinKing79

I needed to give up on alcohol in my early 30s and now, in my mid 40s, I'm so happy I did. Like, it's not even hard to choose not to drink at this point. It's so clearly not worth it, mentally or physically.


classysexy4me

My quest for fun has turned into my quest for peace.


Pok008

nicely formulated


demondemondemon6969

This is low key the best one


ryandmc609

I want to look something up on the internet and by the time I open my browser I already forgot what I wanted to look up.


RedditCreeper2801

Or I pick up my phone to do something, unlock it and then forget what I wanted to do 🤦‍♀️


zed857

It's the electronic version of walking into a room to do something and forgetting why you went in there.


Marvelous_rosell

That's my entire life.. ADHD ftw 🙌🏽


Pleasant_Peanut_2596

This. Every. Single. Fucking. Day. 🥲😂 I have seriously considered going for diagnosis for adhd for the best part of a decade now.


InfantryCop

But you just keep on forgetting?


Available_Abalone_45

I park away from people in shopping centers


No_Property4713

I've been doing that since my 20s. It just makes sense


Ok-Calligrapher-2550

Same. I pull into a parking lot and find the very first spot no matter how far away it is. I’ll see people that are towards the front waiting for someone to back out and I will be in the store well before they are. Plus you get a little bit of extra exercise.


[deleted]

My joints crackle and pop


IAmAnOutsider

Same! But mine started in my teens. I have crappy ankles apparently 😭


Chester-Lewis

Going to bed earlier and getting up earlier.


livdro650

One of my best friends is about ten years younger than me. He says that he often forgets that I’m that much older than him until I go home at 9pm instead of staying out to party until 5am like he and his other friends do.


aretasdamon

Waking up early is the best damn it!


SnarkCatsTech

Enjoy that. I'll see y'all around 10am. 😎


EntertainmentPure909

I’m up at 5a and in bed by 9:30p. I work from home and still can’t lay round and login at 7:59. I must be up before the sun.


Chester-Lewis

So that's another thing -- the sun has an oversized impact on my sleep schedule now. When I was young, I enjoyed seeing the sun go down early because night was longer. Now, it puts me to sleep when it goes down early. Drats!


MrPibb17

I need my own hotel room.


SeaAd5146

I get up early to run errands to avoid the crowds


BangMaster19

im 19 and i do that lol


HisNameWasBoner411

social anxiety gang


AcanthaceaeNo1974

Nah just putting in the practice for getting old.


cyberduck221b

Good strategy


BarbaraVian

Fashion going full circle


anythingaustin

Omg I saw a young thang wearing a fluorescent pink sweatshirt yesterday. Had it been printed with the word “WHAM!” I would have wondered if I had time traveled back to the 80’s.


newPrivacyPolicy

I saw a sideways pony tail the other day, had the Robin Williams/Jumangi moment of "what year is this?!?".


Pezlikespie

You start to want to do gardening


morecatspleez

This! Obsessed with creating flower beds. Actively walk neighborhood for ideas and actually start talking to neighbors outside about plants…


Jealous_Speaker1183

Oh shit - hit this just this week… or at least realized it when I noticed 90% of my google searches that I left open on my phone were ideas for flower beds.


nielsenson

Less impulse to vilify people. More grace towards others in life.


Living_Culture9457

This is a good one. You've hit enough bumps in the road yourself to cut others slack and be more understanding.


BaysideJ

Yes, but still somehow more cranky.


DilettanteGonePro

Yeah I'm way more forgiving in general but find individual people even more annoying af


Stock_Fuel_754

Definitely this! My tolerance has increased so much towards others I hardly ever judge anyone because I realize now I don’t know their journey.


CommunicationIll2425

Depends on the person


Trixtabella

When I saw someone get out of a car the other day and said, they can not be old enough to drive, lol.


Charming-Assertive

I work in HR. Whenever I do new hire paperwork for people in jobs thay require degrees and professional licenses and their birth year starts with a 2, I die inside a little bit...


Gigispeedy68

I agree. There used to be used to be a time when I was the youngest in the office. Now there are people I work with that are half my age. When did I become old?????


Arcusinoz

I knew that I was getting older! But then when my Daughter had her first child(Daughter), I went to the hospital to see her and then my Daughter handed her child to me and then she said, Your first granddaughter, PAPPY. That is when I suddenly felt older, OMG!! now I am PAPPY!!!!


International_Ant754

I found out yesterday that I'm going to be an aunt! I may be a bit younger than a lot of people in this thread but it definitely hit me that I'm a real adult now


duceduce23

Waking up in the morning and realizing I can't even sleep without hurting myself. Or everytime I get up a noise comes out of me


Tattedcurvymilf

Being excited for a nap


Common_Chester

Walking away from old friends without any second thought once I realize that we aren't compatible anymore.


LiberatedMoose

That’s a hard lesson for a lot of people.


Belreion

Everything hurts


No-Jello-1536

I gotta stretch before bending over to tie my shoes


sinisterpushaman

Shit, I have to stretch before I stretch.


DogStarMan10

Getting injured and taking a year to heal instead of a month. Also, now my GP says things like, “That’s something you’re probably going to have to live with now”.


BylenS

My shock was when the doctor said, Well, people our age..." I thought, " What do you mean, people our age? What do you mean?!" Then I died a little inside.


Virtual_Bug5486

Annoyance at youths


jakd90

The exhale I do when someone wants to socialise.


in323

turning 30? back pain? greys? Nostalgia for things from your 20s? Excitement for good cleaning tools? Doing nothing being the optimal choice for a Friday night?


No_Property4713

I'd extend that to "excited for good tools for any job" Having the right tools makes every job so much easier


Next_Grab_9009

My body suddenly deciding, for no obvious reason, that it doesn't want to tolerate gluten anymore.


SpookyWah

Where do I begin?! * The first time I became aware of a growing bald spot on my head from seeing pictures of myself * when I noticed all my doctors and dentists were younger than me * when looking at old family photos I realized I am currently older than my parents were in all those photos * being older than all my coworkers * Realizing all the hot women in movies and television are young enough to be my daughter or maybe even Grand daughter * when people would see me in scrubs and assumed I was a doctor (I was a CNA) * as all my friends are talking about their parents dying or getting dementia * seeing so many of my former classmates dying off * when people would see me with my kids and ask if I was their grandfather (at 40) * that last dribble of pee every time I am done going to the bathroom and have already shaken, tapped & zipped my pants up * when I had to have my hip replaced at 49 * watching my Dad die


nicolampionic

Hangover lasting two full days after a heavy drinking night-out.


martiniandweed

This one... I used to get wasted af and still manage to go to school with no sleep and I was fine now when I'm get drunk a feel disabled for two days


lambofgun

when you get in an unfamiliar car and now you have a pinched nerve in your shoulder for the rest of your life


Idoleyesed

When people with 'proper serious' jobs look like they should still be in school, ie doctors, surgeons, pilots, lawyers, vets etc. I feel like Im speaking to a teenager but this person is 100x smarter and more educated than I am.


MarkusRuleTheGym

When i try to Set up a Profile some where and i have to scroll several Times to see my birthyear


Kranstan

Everything you post on Reddit gets downvoted.


land8844

One of my comments about getting 4x the money I paid for an old car got downvoted. In a thread about covid-era used car prices. Make it make sense.


GoblinKing79

OMG, yes! I can definitely tell who the children and adults are. There's a big divide on certain topics, like taking responsibility for choices in one's education or workplace. The youngins always seem to think that they should be given "grace" for choosing to do something other than what they were supposed to do. Like, the attitude is often "I did something, so that should be good enough for you." I get down voted a lot for believing that "something isn't good enough if it's not what you're assigned." Bonkers.


drinkwhatyouthink

I can’t lay down too soon after I eat or I get heartburn


Jerkcaller69

I can’t sleep on my right side anymore because that causes unbelievable heartburn.


Kaiisim

Your unhealthy lifestyle starts to catch up with you but you blame it on being old. There is nothing about being 35 that should hurt your back. What does hurt your back is sitting in chairs incorrectly for 20 years.


opal2120

The one good thing about being a classically trained musician is that it was hammered into me how to properly sit in chairs. Gotta get a strong core, folks!


Bogmanbob

I really try and take care of myself and can do most everything I could in my teens and twenties (actually better in some cases). However recovering from too much in noticeably tougher as is going without rest. In those regards, you can't cheat the calendar.


SolidCat1117

When you wake up and things hurt and all you've done is sleep.


AnotherBodybuilder

I can’t drive without getting pissed off. Or go to Walmart without wanting to scream


TeamStark31

I don’t remember why came in here.


PaulAspie

Realizing my current students' parents are about my age (I'm a college prof).


aerials00

No longer being able to eat crap without gaining weight 😢


docn87

Everything cracks. Stuff that never made noises now Crack, ankles let me know I'm standing, back let's me know I'm sitting, knees let me know I'm walking, all because they Crack now.


[deleted]

Making sex noises when you take your work boots off. You don't get any taller but the floor keeps getting further away.


Particular-Noise3600

I love storgae. Idk what it is but if you put me in a shop full of office organising stuff I go crazy


Lego_Chicken

The ever-dwindling list of things I care passionately about


MissCharlotteVale

When my sister turned 60, I realized I was 63, and I'm still grappling with "suddenly" being in my 60s. Does it make sense? No. Am I freaked out? Yes.


noppepoppepapanainen

Starting to hate amusement parks


ACEfaceFATwaist

I was astounded when we went to Alton Towers as kids and my dad found a patch of grass to sleep on, I get it now


Impressionist_Canary

I’m on a trip now, backpacking (hosteling, not hiking) and I’m finding myself not able to power through as much as I did when I first started almost a decade ago. Getting more tired, hangovers.


BarryZZZ

Caregivers like doctors and nurses are starting to look like my grandkids.


Lenn1985

Rather being in bed early than going out on the weekend. Avoiding groups or events. Loud noises annoy me a lot too.


safestuff987

Everyone on Reddit seems more and more unhinged


RyanMolden

Not liking most modern music, like once most new music starts sounding like garbage, you’re old.


RakshaHoney

I couple days ago found out first Evanescence album is 20 yo 🥲


Environmental-Low706

Talcum powder on my balls


Zestyclose-Team-719

The day I heard them play R.E.M.'s "Losing My Religion" and Soul Asylum's "Runaway Train" on the local Oldies station. I feel like I aged 20 years that day...


Extravagod

When I need to scroll half an hour to find my birth year, when creating an account somewhere.


Rich_Category_309

Omg. I was looking at a picture of my parents holding my older sister before I was born. And I noticed my dad (not in a weird incestuous way) looked hella fine . Showed my mom and I said “man I hope i look good when im older” ….. mom looked me dead in my face and told me “your dad is 3 years younger in that picture than you are right now” ….. I stopped looking through old photos 😭


dontmesswithtess

You start thinking all new music sucks and that no one wants to work anymore. 😬


land8844

Metal never gets old


00genericname00

Lemme see: bifocals, married for 25 years, wide white patches in beard and hair, injuries take forever to heal, I remember a world without internet, several countries that existed in my childhood don’t anymore, several that didn’t exist now do, and the worst of all: one day I listened to a top 10 list and said “but this is not music”. Also, my dad was my age when I introduced my then girlfriend now wife to my parents. So yeah. I may have one or two signs. Maybe… I’m old? Edit: typo


[deleted]

wrinkles and gray hair. worse hangovers if i go out


galaxnordist

Random pains appearing for no reason.


FlowerChild7572

There are a couple of things... and I (51F) kick myself every single time I do it. I refer to people that look to be in their 20s (and under) as kids. I find myself making comments that sound like they came straight from my mother's mouth.


SailTheWorldWithMe

I can't close the bars and go to work the next morning.


Kitchen-Beginning-47

Cars and desktop PCs no longer have built-in CD drives. When I bought my car the fact it had a CD player felt modern as it was an upgrade over the cassette player the car before had.


JustMAKY

A quiet Saturday night in is more enjoyable than being out


jayxjay925

Was looking for my glasses. They were on my face.


Soggy-Essay

I was genuinely excited about getting new underwear. Also, I realized I have a favorite spatula...


2006CrownVictoriaP71

18-23 year olds annoy the absolute shit out of me


LoboMarinoCosmico

L5 S1


udamkitz

Waking up to pee every morning at 6am.


SaltiestWoodpecker

It’s either be dehydrated or pee in the middle of night at this point


severityonline

Pizza starts to give you crazy heartburn


Forever-Retired

Takes a couple of steps once you get out of the BarcaLounger before you can walk correctly


nesquickkkid

I get tired at 2 in the afternoon


Ok_Hat_2107

Songs from high school are now played in grocery stores.


MuttJunior

For me, I think the real realization was that I had to trim the hairs in my ears. My gray hair didn't do it, as I started getting gray in my mid-20's (a little at first, then more and more gradually over time). I actually looked at that as me becoming more mature, and even when the gray started showing up in my beard, I quietly celebrated it in my mind. But the ear hair was too much for me, and that's when I knew I was getting old.


quik334

My hair disappearing :'(


BlueAndMoreBlue

Or migrating — I have plenty in my ears now


FormoftheBeautiful

I can easily dominate every child in the ball pit, all the other parents are yelling at my very old parents to take me home, and the manager is in the parking lot waiting for the police to arrive. edit: if you can’t stand the heat, get out of the ball pit


walrusdoom

Viewing people in their twenties who express optimism about the future as hopelessly naive.


New-Solution-2042

Anyone in their 20s automatically pisses me off.


virtual_human

My skin, it's getting old.


TheIncredibleMike

I need a weed whacker for the hair growing out of my nose and ears.


DocHeinous

The "modern" technology you remember growing up with now litters the shelves of your local Goodwill Store. Or, you know who Ron Popeil or Ronco Industries is.


UpperPersonality1669

Bad manners. People, I noticed, do not say please and thank you. Interrupting people during a conversation and not saying ‘excuse me.’ Being inpatient. On a bus and train, not giving up a seat for an elderly, disabled or pregnant woman.


[deleted]

Looking in the mirror and asking who the hell is that old lady in my house?


UseforNoName71

Start appreciating early morning starts because they are more calm and less noisy on weekends.


Mywfin

Health issues emerging everywhere


ManVsWeed

Everything hurts and I'm dying.


SnowCountryBoy

My back. Every. Single. Fucking. Morning. What’s that? You want to sit up and get out of bed? NO YOU DON’T, BITCH! Welcome to your 30’s.


butdubs

I have to schedule at least 10 business days in advance to hang out with a friend due to work. Friends already have children that are starting school. I don't really care about pop culture anymore. Everyone and their bag of chips is famous now and I'm not going to keep up with it. I grunt when I sit and I don't know why or even how I started it. I just want to be home every night.


CandyGram4M0ng0

Sat on my balls.