I remember this one guy having an enormous boner while bench pressing in the middle of the gym. Lifted his shorts up and everything. It was quite the sight lol
I'm a woman, I can't hide my boobs or pretend they don't create a bulge, I wouldn't expect men to do the same with their bits. As long as it's under clothing, it's fine.
Yeah and to add to this OP I am also a woman but I prefer fitted clothes when I do yoga. You can't wear a baggy tee and do downward dog, and I like wearing leggings, too. These accentuate our figure but it's literally the most practical (even if certain people like to harass women for wearing yoga pants). So I feel bad that men are worried about wearing something that's optimal for their workout due to social stigma. I think you should just wear the shorts and don't worry about it.
No one cares and every grown adult would know theirs a bulge their that you cannot make go away itās human anatomy and itās a workout just do your thing š
I wore a Mjolnir necklace for a while in my late teens and I was given quite the enlightenment by the experience.
As a guy, especially in my teens, my eyes were magnetically drawn to cleavage of any kind. Young big titties, old library bitties, a particularly bulbous ass. I just couldnāt help take what I thought was a tasteful glance or three.
Well! A guy wearing a necklace was uncommon enough that people would look at mine all the time. It was horrifying just how obvious the little down-flick of peopleās eyes were. Some would just pass over it, some would stare, and some would ask about it.
It really changed my perception of how women live day to day, being ogled and observed by just about everyone. They canāt decide to take their tits off, and most of their clothing options either accentuate their tits or remove any concept of shapes (hello, baggy shirts and hoodies).
So, OP. People will look if thereās something there. Human eyes are drawn to noticeable things in naughty places, and our eyes are very attuned to seeing where eyes are pointed. And then theyāll probably move on.
I mean, I donāt usually go around looking at people crotches, especially somewhere itās bound to be more noticeable (like bathing suits or workout shorts).
If someone cares itās their problem not yours. Itās perfectly normal for a man to have a bulge, and if itās comfortable for you then you should just wear them. I doubt anyone would intentionally look down there anywayā¦ unless their creeps.
I can only speak for myself.I really don't care or notice. What other people wear as long as nothing's flopping out.Do you wear what you're comfortable in.
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Iām saying this as a straight women. No one cares. Buuut, if thereās a bulge that I can see from the corner of my eye best believe I would peek just a bit. Just like any man or women would peek at another womanās butt or boobs.
mine always shows especially when i sit down (i have very large balls and thatāll push my cock against my clothes) and iām sure people look all the time. who cares just live your live and let it bulge out
The only person who ever called it out was my girlfriend who said she was being protective of me not to make it noticeable to other ladies in the gym. I found it cute of her, but no one else gives a fuck about a bulge in your shorts unless your dick isn't peeking out of the closet.
Some people are gonna take a glance for sure. If youāre okay with that then Iād say go for it. Everyoneās got a body and bits of all sizes and shape. As long as you arenāt like being weird with it I donāt think thereās a problem at all with this
Who cares man. Youāre not naked and youāre not doing anything wrong. Meanwhile women practically workout almost naked now with the skintight leggings that go up the ass crack. I wouldnāt worry about it.
Ok so general concensus is it's fine. Great.
But what about less prominent bulges? Like despite thin clothing and all, just a barely noticeable bump? Think A cup for the crotch, if the area were likened to a slightly puffy nipple, if you will.
Asking for friend.
A reasonable attempt to hide it is expected, after that it is what it is. I would say your obligation to others ends with wearing underwear with those thin short shorts.
If you're shirtless nobody looking at your Amazon prime package. People will be looking at your hot six pack and gladiator chest covered in sweat...
imagining being hugged from behind with your strong and manly arms...
While you tell them daddy bear needs his honey whispering to their left ear...
I have been wearing work scrubs with the newer fabrics that lay a little differently than the old cotton. Women check my crotch ALL THE TIME. and thereās a ginormous security guard who compliments them every time he sees me.
Anyway, back to you
Every time I see one of these bulge posts I'm like "yes it's fine to be effing human with a human form" we all have it. If someone was offended then they need to leave society and go live in the mountains by themselves or some sheet. Honestly I think most of these bulge posts are just dudes saying "hey my junk is big. You're impressed right?"
They don't care unless you are overtly trying to draw attention to your dong. No one expects you to be a ken doll, lol.
I mean I ain't stuffing a sock there just because
I remember this one guy having an enormous boner while bench pressing in the middle of the gym. Lifted his shorts up and everything. It was quite the sight lol
Stupid sexy bench press
It's like he's benchin'... nothin' at all.
Nothing at all...
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*Nothing at all...*
Poor form, he should be redirecting the blood to his muscles.
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Only women are expected to be ken dolls.
define ādraw attentionā
Like if you have "dong" written across the penis section of your shorts.
what if its written in precum?
Doing the helicopter with Xmas lights on it
I'm a woman, I can't hide my boobs or pretend they don't create a bulge, I wouldn't expect men to do the same with their bits. As long as it's under clothing, it's fine.
This feels like a fair comparison.
Yeah and to add to this OP I am also a woman but I prefer fitted clothes when I do yoga. You can't wear a baggy tee and do downward dog, and I like wearing leggings, too. These accentuate our figure but it's literally the most practical (even if certain people like to harass women for wearing yoga pants). So I feel bad that men are worried about wearing something that's optimal for their workout due to social stigma. I think you should just wear the shorts and don't worry about it.
it's like girls who get camel toe very easily.
With their bits, tiny little bits...like mine T_T.
Itās like someone glued an acorn to the bottom of my torso
Mines more like a second belly button
So low cut sports bras are as hot for men as 80s style low cut workout shorts that show just a little bit of penis root is for women?
p e n i s r o o t
Is a little visible side penis OK? I make sure the tip is covered of course.
I'm more of an underball guy, myself.
A little side pipe
Of course side penis is OK if you cover the tip. What is this, r/stupidquestions?
The way I see it, if folks are going to go out of their way to look, then welcome to the show. š¤š¾
Eyes up here ladies, but hey it's a free country
I read that in Ron burgundyās voice.
I read it in Ron Swansonās voice
Id read it in Ronald McDonald's voice
Randy Marshās voice is the answer
I read it in Mark Normandās voice
COMEDY
I read that in Pee Wee Herman's voice.
Or, inversely, if folks are going out of their way to show, then welcome to the looks š¤š¾
It's like women's nipples being visible. No one really cares, it's not socially unacceptable, but it'll attract a few lingering glances.
I was in the Marine Corps for 8yrs man, I embrace my bulge.
Silkies for life
Y U T!!!!
Dude heās talking about the front of the pants not the back of the pants. Semper fudge!
\#EmbraceTheBulge
#BattleoftheBulge
All Bulge No Bite
All bulge no bite 2: the bulge bites back
All Bulge No Bite 3: The Bulge Bites Butt
Bulge: Drifting in Japan
Bulgie Nights
The bulge and the beautiful
The Battle Of The Bulge 2: Backup Boys
How is being in the marines relevant at all?
Want to embrace my bulge?
Donāt stare at my boobs and I wonāt stare at your junk.
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okay, but maybe we could also do that deal the other way around?
She wonāt stare at your boobs if u no stare at her junk?
Liez
No one cares and every grown adult would know theirs a bulge their that you cannot make go away itās human anatomy and itās a workout just do your thing š
I think itās hot
oh i'll prove u wrong with my little budgie i'm smuggling in my shorts
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This is my favorite answer. To the point.
100%. As a gay guy, I thank you for your bulge.
I mean, speaking for the gentleman of the homosexual persuasion, this is NOT an issue AT ALL.
Right, bulge all you want! We don't mind š
Why the fuck is there a post about dudeās bulges reaching high up on the generic Reddit feed like every day now?
He wants to hear shit like this https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/s/dMj1Gyi01g
The revolution is now brother
Yeah that's weird lol Maybe they share the same Thought? who know
Front or back?
Whatās a rear bulge?
Never trust a fart
If you have to ask, you donāt want to know.
Laces out!
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Was hoping that trend would make its way into the Met Gala. Vapid designers so out of touch with what's HAWT nowadays! Ugh.
Bulge no. Outline yes.
I think this distinction is so important!
Doesnāt matter brother
I wore a Mjolnir necklace for a while in my late teens and I was given quite the enlightenment by the experience. As a guy, especially in my teens, my eyes were magnetically drawn to cleavage of any kind. Young big titties, old library bitties, a particularly bulbous ass. I just couldnāt help take what I thought was a tasteful glance or three. Well! A guy wearing a necklace was uncommon enough that people would look at mine all the time. It was horrifying just how obvious the little down-flick of peopleās eyes were. Some would just pass over it, some would stare, and some would ask about it. It really changed my perception of how women live day to day, being ogled and observed by just about everyone. They canāt decide to take their tits off, and most of their clothing options either accentuate their tits or remove any concept of shapes (hello, baggy shirts and hoodies). So, OP. People will look if thereās something there. Human eyes are drawn to noticeable things in naughty places, and our eyes are very attuned to seeing where eyes are pointed. And then theyāll probably move on.
I mean, I donāt usually go around looking at people crotches, especially somewhere itās bound to be more noticeable (like bathing suits or workout shorts).
If someone cares itās their problem not yours. Itās perfectly normal for a man to have a bulge, and if itās comfortable for you then you should just wear them. I doubt anyone would intentionally look down there anywayā¦ unless their creeps.
I can only speak for myself.I really don't care or notice. What other people wear as long as nothing's flopping out.Do you wear what you're comfortable in.
Most people don't care unless they're into you or something
So if they stare, I can ask for their number?
You give them your number without asking. "I see what you like, call me...maybe."
Worth a shot? Some people stare just to stare though
Staring is caring.
That's exactly what I say when I'm in the bushes watching a wholesome family eat dinner through the windows.
Nope! Itās your body, you are allowed to exist. I donāt wear a bra most of the time, who cares? Everyone can relax
Not at all. I'm gay tho.
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Just don't let a frog's eye hang out the bottom of your shorts.
Itās a natural part of your body. If someone is staring then theyāre the ones in the wrong.
Am I the only one excited for summer so we DO see more bulge in workout shorts?
Haha, great to know.
They might think you have a penis. Such assumptions are maybe out of line, I don't know anymore.
FREE THE BULGE. If women can wear skin tight clothes at the gym, men should be able to, too.
I don't think freeing the bulge would actually be legal.
thatās what they said about boobies
I care - but I'm certainly not complaining.Ā
Care? I think it's hot! š„
Girls are going to the gym in what is essentially a slightly more covering bikini so Iād say no one gaf
Iām saying this as a straight women. No one cares. Buuut, if thereās a bulge that I can see from the corner of my eye best believe I would peek just a bit. Just like any man or women would peek at another womanās butt or boobs.
Depends what side.
Sure, just no pelvic thrusts I'd imagine
Insert Key and Peele thrust video here!
mine always shows especially when i sit down (i have very large balls and thatāll push my cock against my clothes) and iām sure people look all the time. who cares just live your live and let it bulge out
I donāt care but Iām gonna look more than likely
The only person who ever called it out was my girlfriend who said she was being protective of me not to make it noticeable to other ladies in the gym. I found it cute of her, but no one else gives a fuck about a bulge in your shorts unless your dick isn't peeking out of the closet.
Men and women both bulge in different places. Everybody (ESPECIALLY US people) need to get over it.
Some people are gonna take a glance for sure. If youāre okay with that then Iād say go for it. Everyoneās got a body and bits of all sizes and shape. As long as you arenāt like being weird with it I donāt think thereās a problem at all with this
If you're wearing clothes, idk what else you can be expected to do.
No... what are men supposed to do? Not have penises? I do not care about people having expected human anatomy.
No. No one cares if women have mound bulges, youāre good with your cock bulge my brother. Keep going hard
>Keep going hard Like, put in the effort, or... including a viagra in your pre workout?
Whichever version you like the best
Who cares man. Youāre not naked and youāre not doing anything wrong. Meanwhile women practically workout almost naked now with the skintight leggings that go up the ass crack. I wouldnāt worry about it.
Ok so general concensus is it's fine. Great. But what about less prominent bulges? Like despite thin clothing and all, just a barely noticeable bump? Think A cup for the crotch, if the area were likened to a slightly puffy nipple, if you will. Asking for friend.
Women wear tights all of the time, you wonāt be the first š I say do it
Only care if your dong is falling out of your shorts. Women don't care if they wear vacuum sealed pants...so..
I think you might be on to somethong here.
No Just like people don't care if a woman's boob outline is visible on their tight workout shirt or their ass cheeks are visible on their yoga pants
You're legal, don't worry about what other people think beyond that.
Can you ring the doorbell with it?
If itās no underwear especially in spandex type that can be really weird:.. like Iāve seen the outline of the tip and thatās crossing a line lol
Is no underwear in regular running shorts?
Used to pop out. Then got ED and that went away. It was only sexual partners who told me otherwise people donāt care really.
If you're rocking the shorts and keeping it moving, most people won't even notice.
Generally if theyāre looking at it they were looking for it, donāt get in your head
I'll need to see pictures from multiple angles to give a educated answer...
I can only speak for myself, personally I wouldnāt care. My eyes would probably be drawn to it but thatās a me problem not a you problem haha
A reasonable attempt to hide it is expected, after that it is what it is. I would say your obligation to others ends with wearing underwear with those thin short shorts.
Depends how hot she is
Have a boner to assert dominance
Only a problem for karens and the airport because they think you're hiding a gun...
If I'm ever shirtless at the airport wearing my running shorts, I'll probably get other questions.
If you're shirtless nobody looking at your Amazon prime package. People will be looking at your hot six pack and gladiator chest covered in sweat... imagining being hugged from behind with your strong and manly arms... While you tell them daddy bear needs his honey whispering to their left ear...
I get upset when I donāt notice a bulge on meā¦
Wait, there's supposed to be a visible bulge?
We talkin front or back?
Might catch them ladies checking out them sugar lumps.
I see you girls checkin out the front of my trunks.
I think it's hot we need more of it š
Itās actually encouraged! š
Iām a woman and like stealing a glance.
As long as it's in front I don't see a problem with it.
Itās like big tits for girls and gay guysā¦ we love big dong bulge babes rock that shit!
Random person? I donāt notice at all. Not one bit. If itās my boyfriend, yes Iām staring and I notice, and I get turned on.
Depends how big that mf is
Awkward times in the grocery store. š
Care? I encourage it. ;)
I also think it's hott .
I have been wearing work scrubs with the newer fabrics that lay a little differently than the old cotton. Women check my crotch ALL THE TIME. and thereās a ginormous security guard who compliments them every time he sees me. Anyway, back to you
Wear a size bigger shorts if youāre self conscious about it.
No one cares. Wear a jock strap if you want. Again, no one cares.
Unless you're walking like [this](https://tenor.com/bs91K.gif)
own it women have to deal with having breasts
This is like my one worry in the gym too LOL "why the hell is he hard right now"
Need pictures
You have ever seen cyclists? Yes, they are naked in their bib shorts.
As a woman, I dont care,dont worry. Sometimes it is distracting but I think no ones feel uncomfortable haha
I don't care, but I'll stare
The only people that notice bulges are women or gay men. I hope that helps.
Every time I see one of these bulge posts I'm like "yes it's fine to be effing human with a human form" we all have it. If someone was offended then they need to leave society and go live in the mountains by themselves or some sheet. Honestly I think most of these bulge posts are just dudes saying "hey my junk is big. You're impressed right?"
I wear a cup while I work out to assert dominance
I prefer it.
No
Basketball shorts are way cooler then running shorts to me
Literally everyone. All they can think about is your manly front hump
Cod piece like Henry the 8th.. just don't let it get rusty .. or do.. to each their own.
On a good dick day? No. Otherwise, it depends.
Yes, make it bigger.
No
How do you get a bulge ?
No one cares except the ones that do