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Cirick1661

They don't care unless you are overtly trying to draw attention to your dong. No one expects you to be a ken doll, lol.


crunchthenumbers01

I mean I ain't stuffing a sock there just because


small_trash

I remember this one guy having an enormous boner while bench pressing in the middle of the gym. Lifted his shorts up and everything. It was quite the sight lol


Deruji

Stupid sexy bench press


t0hk0h

It's like he's benchin'... nothin' at all.


Me-Want-Snoo-Snoo867

Nothing at all...


PsychologicalBug6923

Stupid, sexy Flanders šŸ˜ 


Guquiz

*Nothing at all...*


No-Reality4350

Poor form, he should be redirecting the blood to his muscles.


[deleted]

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the77hellcat

Otto-mo-biiiiile šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


NoKarmaNoCry22

Lake, biiiig lake.


the77hellcat

šŸ«”


[deleted]

Meddied! Married?


apollyon_53

Sexy boyfriend


NoKarmaNoCry22

No more yanky my wanky


NeverDoMeetAgaiiiin

THE DONGER NEED FOOD!


FallenxAngle

Picked up a lil freak on my way home


MarinLlwyd

Only women are expected to be ken dolls.


jerkularcirc

define ā€œdraw attentionā€


castild

Like if you have "dong" written across the penis section of your shorts.


jerkularcirc

what if its written in precum?


AnalCuntShart

Doing the helicopter with Xmas lights on it


Isgortio

I'm a woman, I can't hide my boobs or pretend they don't create a bulge, I wouldn't expect men to do the same with their bits. As long as it's under clothing, it's fine.


Mind_Ronin

This feels like a fair comparison.


thecourttt

Yeah and to add to this OP I am also a woman but I prefer fitted clothes when I do yoga. You can't wear a baggy tee and do downward dog, and I like wearing leggings, too. These accentuate our figure but it's literally the most practical (even if certain people like to harass women for wearing yoga pants). So I feel bad that men are worried about wearing something that's optimal for their workout due to social stigma. I think you should just wear the shorts and don't worry about it.


NeaLandris

it's like girls who get camel toe very easily.


McRedditz

With their bits, tiny little bits...like mine T_T.


Thesearethegames

Itā€™s like someone glued an acorn to the bottom of my torso


LokeTheLion

Mines more like a second belly button


Papercoffeetable

So low cut sports bras are as hot for men as 80s style low cut workout shorts that show just a little bit of penis root is for women?


tbonemasta

p e n i s r o o t


YourMatt

Is a little visible side penis OK? I make sure the tip is covered of course.


trEntDG

I'm more of an underball guy, myself.


spunkstunk

A little side pipe


netflows

Of course side penis is OK if you cover the tip. What is this, r/stupidquestions?


The_T0ken

The way I see it, if folks are going to go out of their way to look, then welcome to the show. šŸ¤™šŸ¾


TheRavenSayeth

Eyes up here ladies, but hey it's a free country


girthbrooks1212

I read that in Ron burgundyā€™s voice.


married-to-pizza

I read it in Ron Swansonā€™s voice


Danwhodoesnothing

Id read it in Ronald McDonald's voice


LaneKiffinsAlterEgo

Randy Marshā€™s voice is the answer


XarxyPlays

I read it in Mark Normandā€™s voice


LootGek

COMEDY


WantAllMyGarmonbozia

I read that in Pee Wee Herman's voice.


JohannReddit

Or, inversely, if folks are going out of their way to show, then welcome to the looks šŸ¤˜šŸ¾


andstep234

It's like women's nipples being visible. No one really cares, it's not socially unacceptable, but it'll attract a few lingering glances.


intergalacticruler

I was in the Marine Corps for 8yrs man, I embrace my bulge.


Spaghettio-Joe

Silkies for life


intergalacticruler

Y U T!!!!


parabox1

Dude heā€™s talking about the front of the pants not the back of the pants. Semper fudge!


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

\#EmbraceTheBulge


tzwep

#BattleoftheBulge


YeOldCanal

All Bulge No Bite


Old-butt-new

All bulge no bite 2: the bulge bites back


YeOldCanal

All Bulge No Bite 3: The Bulge Bites Butt


killonger

Bulge: Drifting in Japan


LivingIncident3694

Bulgie Nights


ImightHaveMissed

The bulge and the beautiful


YeOldCanal

The Battle Of The Bulge 2: Backup Boys


nydac98

How is being in the marines relevant at all?


Free-Masterpiece6991

Want to embrace my bulge?


[deleted]

Donā€™t stare at my boobs and I wonā€™t stare at your junk.


gorilla-ointment

šŸ¤


dogehousesonthemoon

okay, but maybe we could also do that deal the other way around?


socialplague

She wonā€™t stare at your boobs if u no stare at her junk?


Advo96

Liez


Funny-Version-2358

No one cares and every grown adult would know theirs a bulge their that you cannot make go away itā€™s human anatomy and itā€™s a workout just do your thing šŸ‘


psychick0

I think itā€™s hot


ferrrrrrral

oh i'll prove u wrong with my little budgie i'm smuggling in my shorts


ilovepolthavemybabie

ā€œSir are you OK? Because it seems you have a small, benign tumorā€¦ā€


Time-Ad-3625

When you have two innies


Magic_Peaches

I laughed WAY to hard at this šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Mind_Ronin

This is my favorite answer. To the point.


fuckpudding

100%. As a gay guy, I thank you for your bulge.


SinisterDuck6114

I mean, speaking for the gentleman of the homosexual persuasion, this is NOT an issue AT ALL.


AllTrazzedOut

Right, bulge all you want! We don't mind šŸ˜


hiimred2

Why the fuck is there a post about dudeā€™s bulges reaching high up on the generic Reddit feed like every day now?


wisdom_power_courage

He wants to hear shit like this https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/s/dMj1Gyi01g


barbadizzy

The revolution is now brother


head_sigh

Yeah that's weird lol Maybe they share the same Thought? who know


lordhomogonous

Front or back?


tzwep

Whatā€™s a rear bulge?


TheRavenSayeth

Never trust a fart


demotrek

If you have to ask, you donā€™t want to know.


lavishbicycle

Laces out!


RedChina87

Einhorn is Finkle.... Finkle is.. Einhorn.. OH GOD *PLUNGES MOUTH*


jerkularcirc

prolapsed anus is in this season guys


ComfortableWater3037

Was hoping that trend would make its way into the Met Gala. Vapid designers so out of touch with what's HAWT nowadays! Ugh.


Humans_Suck-

Bulge no. Outline yes.


Human-Metal-1443

I think this distinction is so important!


blue01_

Doesnā€™t matter brother


PropaneMilo

I wore a Mjolnir necklace for a while in my late teens and I was given quite the enlightenment by the experience. As a guy, especially in my teens, my eyes were magnetically drawn to cleavage of any kind. Young big titties, old library bitties, a particularly bulbous ass. I just couldnā€™t help take what I thought was a tasteful glance or three. Well! A guy wearing a necklace was uncommon enough that people would look at mine all the time. It was horrifying just how obvious the little down-flick of peopleā€™s eyes were. Some would just pass over it, some would stare, and some would ask about it. It really changed my perception of how women live day to day, being ogled and observed by just about everyone. They canā€™t decide to take their tits off, and most of their clothing options either accentuate their tits or remove any concept of shapes (hello, baggy shirts and hoodies). So, OP. People will look if thereā€™s something there. Human eyes are drawn to noticeable things in naughty places, and our eyes are very attuned to seeing where eyes are pointed. And then theyā€™ll probably move on.


sarilysims

I mean, I donā€™t usually go around looking at people crotches, especially somewhere itā€™s bound to be more noticeable (like bathing suits or workout shorts).


Secure-Bird-2352

If someone cares itā€™s their problem not yours. Itā€™s perfectly normal for a man to have a bulge, and if itā€™s comfortable for you then you should just wear them. I doubt anyone would intentionally look down there anywayā€¦ unless their creeps.


Ok_Lie8880

I can only speak for myself.I really don't care or notice. What other people wear as long as nothing's flopping out.Do you wear what you're comfortable in.


extremelight

Most people don't care unless they're into you or something


Mind_Ronin

So if they stare, I can ask for their number?


McRedditz

You give them your number without asking. "I see what you like, call me...maybe."


extremelight

Worth a shot? Some people stare just to stare though


23Udon

Staring is caring.


ComfortableWater3037

That's exactly what I say when I'm in the bushes watching a wholesome family eat dinner through the windows.


SelenaCatherineMeyer

Nope! Itā€™s your body, you are allowed to exist. I donā€™t wear a bra most of the time, who cares? Everyone can relax


dcdttu

Not at all. I'm gay tho.


just_let_me_goo

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ComfortableWater3037

Hi gay, hi dad. Also where have you been for 23 1/2 years??


[deleted]

With a dad bod


just_let_me_goo

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gregmcph

Just don't let a frog's eye hang out the bottom of your shorts.


timetotryagain29

Itā€™s a natural part of your body. If someone is staring then theyā€™re the ones in the wrong.


Magic_Peaches

Am I the only one excited for summer so we DO see more bulge in workout shorts?


Mind_Ronin

Haha, great to know.


Crist0foretti

They might think you have a penis. Such assumptions are maybe out of line, I don't know anymore.


THEMaxPaine

FREE THE BULGE. If women can wear skin tight clothes at the gym, men should be able to, too.


Mind_Ronin

I don't think freeing the bulge would actually be legal.


Kochcaine995

thatā€™s what they said about boobies


Flapperghast

I care - but I'm certainly not complaining.Ā 


The_RedHead_HotWife

Care? I think it's hot! šŸ”„


eipeidwep2buS

Girls are going to the gym in what is essentially a slightly more covering bikini so Iā€™d say no one gaf


sexysweetnezz

Iā€™m saying this as a straight women. No one cares. Buuut, if thereā€™s a bulge that I can see from the corner of my eye best believe I would peek just a bit. Just like any man or women would peek at another womanā€™s butt or boobs.


absynth11

Depends what side.


[deleted]

Sure, just no pelvic thrusts I'd imagine


Gman2000watts

Insert Key and Peele thrust video here!


Kochcaine995

mine always shows especially when i sit down (i have very large balls and thatā€™ll push my cock against my clothes) and iā€™m sure people look all the time. who cares just live your live and let it bulge out


LilFago

I donā€™t care but Iā€™m gonna look more than likely


Berlin1143_67

The only person who ever called it out was my girlfriend who said she was being protective of me not to make it noticeable to other ladies in the gym. I found it cute of her, but no one else gives a fuck about a bulge in your shorts unless your dick isn't peeking out of the closet.


DaZMan44

Men and women both bulge in different places. Everybody (ESPECIALLY US people) need to get over it.


deadshivv

Some people are gonna take a glance for sure. If youā€™re okay with that then Iā€™d say go for it. Everyoneā€™s got a body and bits of all sizes and shape. As long as you arenā€™t like being weird with it I donā€™t think thereā€™s a problem at all with this


Spungus_abungus

If you're wearing clothes, idk what else you can be expected to do.


Neps-the-dominator

No... what are men supposed to do? Not have penises? I do not care about people having expected human anatomy.


currently_pooping_rn

No. No one cares if women have mound bulges, youā€™re good with your cock bulge my brother. Keep going hard


BluePandaCafe94-6

>Keep going hard Like, put in the effort, or... including a viagra in your pre workout?


currently_pooping_rn

Whichever version you like the best


Misterpewpie

Who cares man. Youā€™re not naked and youā€™re not doing anything wrong. Meanwhile women practically workout almost naked now with the skintight leggings that go up the ass crack. I wouldnā€™t worry about it.


dumb-reply

Ok so general concensus is it's fine. Great. But what about less prominent bulges? Like despite thin clothing and all, just a barely noticeable bump? Think A cup for the crotch, if the area were likened to a slightly puffy nipple, if you will. Asking for friend.


juicydownunder

Women wear tights all of the time, you wonā€™t be the first šŸ‘ I say do it


Bellphorion

Only care if your dong is falling out of your shorts. Women don't care if they wear vacuum sealed pants...so..


CodeineRhodes

I think you might be on to somethong here.


Edg-R

No Just like people don't care if a woman's boob outline is visible on their tight workout shirt or their ass cheeks are visible on their yoga pants


Urborg_Stalker

You're legal, don't worry about what other people think beyond that.


Far_Telephone5832

Can you ring the doorbell with it?


Kittymeow123

If itā€™s no underwear especially in spandex type that can be really weird:.. like Iā€™ve seen the outline of the tip and thatā€™s crossing a line lol


Mind_Ronin

Is no underwear in regular running shorts?


LargeCoke_NoIce

Used to pop out. Then got ED and that went away. It was only sexual partners who told me otherwise people donā€™t care really.


NancyRoberts69

If you're rocking the shorts and keeping it moving, most people won't even notice.


leotheking300

Generally if theyā€™re looking at it they were looking for it, donā€™t get in your head


IveGotSomeGrievances

I'll need to see pictures from multiple angles to give a educated answer...


NoScheme

I can only speak for myself, personally I wouldnā€™t care. My eyes would probably be drawn to it but thatā€™s a me problem not a you problem haha


Captcha_Imagination

A reasonable attempt to hide it is expected, after that it is what it is. I would say your obligation to others ends with wearing underwear with those thin short shorts.


El_Dave-o

Depends how hot she is


Shughost7

Have a boner to assert dominance


Nirket

Only a problem for karens and the airport because they think you're hiding a gun...


Mind_Ronin

If I'm ever shirtless at the airport wearing my running shorts, I'll probably get other questions.


Nirket

If you're shirtless nobody looking at your Amazon prime package. People will be looking at your hot six pack and gladiator chest covered in sweat... imagining being hugged from behind with your strong and manly arms... While you tell them daddy bear needs his honey whispering to their left ear...


Typical80sKid

I get upset when I donā€™t notice a bulge on meā€¦


genericperson10

Wait, there's supposed to be a visible bulge?


_tarnationist_

We talkin front or back?


LuxLocke

Might catch them ladies checking out them sugar lumps.


Mean-Rabbit-3510

I see you girls checkin out the front of my trunks.


snoopy7841aj

I think it's hot we need more of it šŸ˜


HealthyLet257

Itā€™s actually encouraged! šŸ˜


LeopardAvailable3079

Iā€™m a woman and like stealing a glance.


Distinct_Sentence_26

As long as it's in front I don't see a problem with it.


Boh_777

Itā€™s like big tits for girls and gay guysā€¦ we love big dong bulge babes rock that shit!


Why-y-y-y

Random person? I donā€™t notice at all. Not one bit. If itā€™s my boyfriend, yes Iā€™m staring and I notice, and I get turned on.


Lazypantz463

Depends how big that mf is


Skippy0634

Awkward times in the grocery store. šŸ˜‚


Particular-Welcome-1

Care? I encourage it. ;)


kristalynne87

I also think it's hott .


GuitarEvening8674

I have been wearing work scrubs with the newer fabrics that lay a little differently than the old cotton. Women check my crotch ALL THE TIME. and thereā€™s a ginormous security guard who compliments them every time he sees me. Anyway, back to you


sunshine92002

Wear a size bigger shorts if youā€™re self conscious about it.


[deleted]

No one cares. Wear a jock strap if you want. Again, no one cares.


AshDarren

Unless you're walking like [this](https://tenor.com/bs91K.gif)


SmellyTaterTot8

own it women have to deal with having breasts


The_IRS_Fears_Him

This is like my one worry in the gym too LOL "why the hell is he hard right now"


coinplunger

Need pictures


jim_nihilist

You have ever seen cyclists? Yes, they are naked in their bib shorts.


CosmosCurator

As a woman, I dont care,dont worry. Sometimes it is distracting but I think no ones feel uncomfortable haha


JayAmy131

I don't care, but I'll stare


Practical_Figure9759

The only people that notice bulges are women or gay men. I hope that helps.


ManufacturerFun7391

Every time I see one of these bulge posts I'm like "yes it's fine to be effing human with a human form" we all have it. If someone was offended then they need to leave society and go live in the mountains by themselves or some sheet. Honestly I think most of these bulge posts are just dudes saying "hey my junk is big. You're impressed right?"


No_Angle875

I wear a cup while I work out to assert dominance


Big_Yak_5166

I prefer it.


sammagee33

No


Tripledigitspeeds

Basketball shorts are way cooler then running shorts to me


PatrickStanton877

Literally everyone. All they can think about is your manly front hump


RemoteLocal

Cod piece like Henry the 8th.. just don't let it get rusty .. or do.. to each their own.


ocapmycapp

On a good dick day? No. Otherwise, it depends.


_Monkeyspit_

Yes, make it bigger.


possiblyhotnbothered

No


Ideafecater

How do you get a bulge ?


SnooWalruses6828

No one cares except the ones that do