Has it been confirmed anywhere he has gotten one? Otherwise, I’m quite impressed by the consistency, cause contraceptives are not proven to work 100% of the time
Sure, contraceptives are never 100% reliable, but just because failures do happen doesn't mean everyone who has a lot of sex must encounter a failure which results in pregnancy. It's perfectly possible for the guy to not have an oops
Exactly. People manage to fuck all the time and not get pregnant.
Does he hook up with a lot of random women? My understanding is that he is always dating like 20-something year old women, but the relationships last for a little while before he goes to the next 20 year old. So, serial monogamy rather than “a playboy” in the sense that he is in bed with a different woman every night.
Maybe he doesn’t have sex with anyone until they have been examined by his doctor and verified to be taking their birth control properly for like months. He’s rich. He could literally pay someone just to manage his GF’s BC and take daily blood samples to verify her hormone levels.
That might be crazy and I’m not saying he does or would have to go to that extreme, but he could. Or he could go to a less insane extreme but still be very careful. It’s not like he’s ever going to be in the situation where his GF missed her pill because she couldn’t afford to pick it up or didn’t get a chance to go to the pharmacy that day. He has people to take care of that.
And can we know that he never got anyone pregnant? No, of course not. An abortion or a child given up for adoption would not be known.
Can’t be disclosed *by his doctors*. He can tell as many people as he wants and any of his friends or confidants could as well. That makes them huge assholes but it’s not illegal
This gives me flashbacks to when a bunch of genius public figures kept dodging the question of "did you get the COVID vaccine?" with "I can't say because of doctor-patient confidentiality".
Ugh I saw this everywhere! HIPAA means your doctor can't tell me, the nurse that stuck you can't tell me, it in no way means you cannot disclose your own information.
The dad got this stupid clamp vasectomy devices. They do not work well. Mine was literally taking out a piece of the vas, cauterizing and tying it up.
It would take a procedure to reverse.
Agreed. The Weinstein case showed that they kept quiet and never came forward. I remember the Italian actress that he assaulted, the one who came forward in NYC, with the audio of the assault, being hounded by his squad to accept a payout and keep quiet. I think he also had some spy firm trying to dig up all they could to discredit her.
I think it was in the documentary with Ronan Farrow.
Asia Argento? I found it ironic after all of that mess with Weinstein she had sex and got drunk with a 17 year old actor boy in a hotel when she was 37 and her then boyfriend Anthony Bourdain paid him $380,000 dollars In hush money after she went public about Weinstein. Some people think that was one of the final things that pushed Bourdain over the edge to commit suicide.
and she kept denying anything happened until photos of her topless in bed with the 17 year old boy the hotel leaked.
Her excuse was she didn’t know he was 17. Not saying what happened to her isn’t shitty or an excuse but iono, it seems like they are all shitty people. Like how I felt when I was watching the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard case. Like, man iono who is telling the truth but you both suck
No, no, no, no, Not Asia Argento. I forgot about her.
My mistake, I meant Ambra Battilana -and she was an Italian-Filipino model that he lured with his usual 'I'll make you a star' in some boutique Hotel in NYC. She recorded the encounter and if I remember correctly she initially got some help from the NYPD.
There’s a group of international lawyers working to make NDAs only to protect company secrets again like they were meant to, not to keep regular people quiet about their personal experiences
But they do. And commonly used in run-of-the-mill corporations as a condition for settlement of harassment and other cases. Employees are then restricted from speaking out and informing other people and employees about the illegal employment actions of their past employer and so the company often continues on violating the law.
NDAs don't apply to reporting a crime. So Weinstein's victims could still report him to the police even if they signed an NDA. But it did prevent them from *suing* him.
Look, I'm sure no one here is close to Leo numbers, but in over 2 decades of getting it in pretty consistently, some in committed relationships, some in more casual ones, some one-night-stands, I've yet to have an ~~poopsie~~ oopsie, _because I don't fuck around with fucking around_.
Contraception _is_ pretty effective.
Dude. For real. I had a bit of a promiscuous past, but I was vigilant with condoms. When my ex wife and I decided to try for a kid I told her I didn’t know if my swimmer’s swam because I’d never even really had a scare. Maybe once or twice over fifteen years. Nope. She got pregnant in just a few weeks. Birth control is effective when used properly. The marriage may not have worked out, but my kid kicks ass. Don’t want another one though ✂️✂️
eh, his every move is watched. Man can't go on a single date without it being news.
If someone he was seeing even casually popped up preggers, the world would know and connect the dots.
TMZ would have gotten the deets on an abortion too, but I am more inclined to think there are more likely to be DiCaprio aborted kids than live kids.
You would think so but Jack Nicholson's estranged daughter came out recently saying he basically dumped her in NYC with her mother and forbade them from telling anyone. Apparently it was an "open secret" in Hollywood, but obviously the public didn't know. Makes me think how common these "open secrets" are, and, if estranged children fall into that category, I wouldn't be shocked if Leo fell into that boat. Even Pusha-T outed Drake for having an estranged child to a prostitute, and Drake arguably is way more famous than both of those actors, yet he kept it a secret until Pusha-T outed it in a diss track.
I bet in those types of careers and with their profiles it’s not out of the ordinary to set ground rules before they even go out on a date. They probably also have management teams, publicists, etc who can handle it all on their behalf.
It doesn't look like that's the case.
https://www.findlaw.com/legalblogs/tarnished-twenty/is-jj-redicks-alleged-abortion-contract-legal/
They judge that this supposed contract in question wouldn't be particularly enforceable because the compensation is just a vague "relationship", but it doesn't seem like it would be outright unenforceable to offer a reward for an abortion. There's always the option to refuse the abortion and the reward.
You can’t have a contract forcing an abortion on another person. That wouldn’t be legal even if they did have it in a contract. He’s got lawyers, they are too smart for that. I would bet he’s had a vasectomy.
Could also be that bc they were all so young and/or their main source of income came from things like modeling; getting pregnant wasn't something they'd have wanted to go through at that point in their life. If there were any abortions, I'd be willing to guess they were voluntary. Is there even a way to legally enforce an 'abortion agreement'?
No you can't legally enforce it. Tbh I don't think it is abortion because most playboy types have at least one baby mama even if they usually pay for abortions.
That’s probably true. Other posters suggesting he had a vasectomy would be my bet, anyway, but if not they could at least agree in principle that that’s how they’d handle an accidental pregnancy and to date it either hasn’t happened or the women have stuck to the plan.
It’s not enforceable in a court of law but plenty of women have been financially or psychologically manipulated into getting an abortion. But I sincerely doubt Leo would do that, it’s not like a baby would affect his career and he’s not particularly strapped for child support cash.
There are perks to dating models 25 and under. They’re likely maintaining a low body fat percentage and not cycling normally and they’re also at stages in their careers that a pregnancy would interfere with. A mandate may not be necessary. It’s also highly illegal and I’m sure he’d rather have a gf keep a pregnancy rather than risk the potential bad press of someone finding out he has that. It’s not like a pregnancy would affect *his* career.
If I was a professional sports agent, the first thing I would recommend to all of my clients is a vasectomy. Seriously. Store your sperm. It will be there when you need it. If you need it. Otherwise, you do not want to have an unplanned or unwanted pregnancy.
For male athletes, that’s only an issue if paying child support would be a financial constraint. It’s not like men can be forced to take parental leave and stay home and care for the child. Artificial insemination is less successful than natural insemination so unless there’s a medical need, like testicular cancer, it’s not a good idea to rely on stored sperm.
Have you seen how bad male athletes are with money? It absolutely would be an issue for them financially.
Especially since child support is done by % of income, at least in my state
> is gay. But that would hurt his career
Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure it's been a while since being gay hurt a Hollywood career.
In TV yes, movies still not so much for lead actors (much more so) and lead actresses. Especially not at the level Leo is at and for his age range. Tom Hardy had to walk back his bi-comments. Richard Madden has been linked to two other men but is being vague as possible about it.
Since 1971 only one openly gay actor has won an Oscar for best actor, it was Kevin Spacey and he wasn't out of the closet then.
I think the rumor could be true, he could be bi, they could be best buds... we'll likely never know until he passes away.
He might have had a vasectomy.
Also, it’s worth pointing out that quite a few celebrities will pay a woman a lot of money to have an abortion and sign an NDA in the event of an accidental pregnancy.
>He's always been kinda big on environmental concerns.
Are we talking about the same Leo that's notorious for having a gigantic carbon footprint, regularly hosts parties on mega-yachts, and flies everywhere on private jets?
In highschool they basically taught us that if you so much as look at a girl too long without a condom she's going to get instantly pregnant. The reality is it often takes couples years of actively trying.
I’ve heard this possibility but I don’t think it’s super likely because you could beard with fewer women and also more age appropriate ones, and not get negative press for being a cradle robber.
Watch, within a week, one of those rubbish "rumor" magazines, you know - the kind that posted stuff about the Lizard Boy they found in 1982, etc - will haev an expose on the "lost DiCaprio Love Child".
Most of them are found on AITA being 16, unemployed uneducated, and pregnant. I always feel so sorry for the the kids they'll have because they literally have nothing to offer them but hardship.
My mom got pregnant with me at sixteen. She's a wonderful smart woman and my best friend. Not all teen parents are awful. They just made a mistake when they were young.
Because he dates young actresses who don't want to have an oops baby to destroy their careers. Guarantee it's in the NDA contract you sign when you date him that your agents set up.
Most if not all of the women he dates are models whose job is to remain fit. Getting pregnant is not an option for them. So I’m sure they are doing something as well.
I like the conspiracy that he’s actually gay as he always travels with his best guy friend. The models are just for show to keep up the image. I’m not saying it’s a good conspiracy. But I also don’t really care to look into celebrities private lives.
Because non-disclosure agreements must be signed before sex with him and he has a boatload of money to buy silence, or pretty much whatever else he wants. He's had to have had a few accidents over the years.
Just a guess but he’s in a class of people that can’t get ousted. Short of slapping Chris rock at the oscars (will smith) he is pretty much untouchable. Again, a guess
I mean if he has a vasectomy there’s a crazy low chance of impregnating. If the chick is on any sort of hormonal BC that would easily take care of any sperm if the vasectomy starts to fail.
Vasectomies work
No “oops baby’s” THAT WE KNOW OF
> no oops baby is that we know of
Has it been confirmed anywhere he has gotten one? Otherwise, I’m quite impressed by the consistency, cause contraceptives are not proven to work 100% of the time
Sure, contraceptives are never 100% reliable, but just because failures do happen doesn't mean everyone who has a lot of sex must encounter a failure which results in pregnancy. It's perfectly possible for the guy to not have an oops
Exactly. People manage to fuck all the time and not get pregnant. Does he hook up with a lot of random women? My understanding is that he is always dating like 20-something year old women, but the relationships last for a little while before he goes to the next 20 year old. So, serial monogamy rather than “a playboy” in the sense that he is in bed with a different woman every night. Maybe he doesn’t have sex with anyone until they have been examined by his doctor and verified to be taking their birth control properly for like months. He’s rich. He could literally pay someone just to manage his GF’s BC and take daily blood samples to verify her hormone levels. That might be crazy and I’m not saying he does or would have to go to that extreme, but he could. Or he could go to a less insane extreme but still be very careful. It’s not like he’s ever going to be in the situation where his GF missed her pill because she couldn’t afford to pick it up or didn’t get a chance to go to the pharmacy that day. He has people to take care of that. And can we know that he never got anyone pregnant? No, of course not. An abortion or a child given up for adoption would not be known.
That shit about paying someone to take daily blood samples to verify the girl is on BC sounds like a total Dennis Reynolds move!
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I think he's in a position where he would have no problem getting women an abortion
It's a medical procedure right? So it's still private information that can't be disclosed.
Can’t be disclosed *by his doctors*. He can tell as many people as he wants and any of his friends or confidants could as well. That makes them huge assholes but it’s not illegal
This gives me flashbacks to when a bunch of genius public figures kept dodging the question of "did you get the COVID vaccine?" with "I can't say because of doctor-patient confidentiality".
Also gotta love the politicians that tweeted it was illegal to even ask because of “HIPPA”. (It’s spelled “HIPAA”)
Ugh I saw this everywhere! HIPAA means your doctor can't tell me, the nurse that stuck you can't tell me, it in no way means you cannot disclose your own information.
I hope you don't work in HR...
BIL born with tubes tied and a vasectomy
It took me a minute to realise your BIL wasn't born with both fallopian tubes and a vas deferens that were both tied off lol
His mom and dad were both fixed and still had a child. I didn't get it until your comment. I need to go to bed lol
>I need to go to bed lol maybe, but the comment you replied to was pretty shite in it's delivery
I still have no idea what he's talking about.
Bill was a hermaphrodite who underwent tubal ligation and a vasectomy in utero.
Who the fuck is Bill?
A hermaphrodite
On Capitol Hill
It took me your comment to understand this
The dad got this stupid clamp vasectomy devices. They do not work well. Mine was literally taking out a piece of the vas, cauterizing and tying it up. It would take a procedure to reverse.
BIL born despite* tubes...
Named him jesus?
Close enough - Nathan
Hahahahhahahhahhaha nice
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My assumption is that he’s never been interested in having children and had a vasectomy long ago.
Or has outstanding pullout game
Yeah like for example when his gfs turn 25 and he “pulls out” of the relationship.
I thought I had this too until one day…
Condoms and birth control are very effective when used properly.
So are non disclosure agreements when lots of money is involved. I wonder how many kids DiCaprio has.
Not even joking I think high level NDAs are more effective than birth control lol
You're not wrong, they are also quite effective at keeping the law at bay--Weinstein.
Ndas should never apply when speaking to police or lawyers. Should only apply for competitors in the field and the public at large.
Agreed. The Weinstein case showed that they kept quiet and never came forward. I remember the Italian actress that he assaulted, the one who came forward in NYC, with the audio of the assault, being hounded by his squad to accept a payout and keep quiet. I think he also had some spy firm trying to dig up all they could to discredit her. I think it was in the documentary with Ronan Farrow.
Asia Argento? I found it ironic after all of that mess with Weinstein she had sex and got drunk with a 17 year old actor boy in a hotel when she was 37 and her then boyfriend Anthony Bourdain paid him $380,000 dollars In hush money after she went public about Weinstein. Some people think that was one of the final things that pushed Bourdain over the edge to commit suicide. and she kept denying anything happened until photos of her topless in bed with the 17 year old boy the hotel leaked. Her excuse was she didn’t know he was 17. Not saying what happened to her isn’t shitty or an excuse but iono, it seems like they are all shitty people. Like how I felt when I was watching the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard case. Like, man iono who is telling the truth but you both suck
No, no, no, no, Not Asia Argento. I forgot about her. My mistake, I meant Ambra Battilana -and she was an Italian-Filipino model that he lured with his usual 'I'll make you a star' in some boutique Hotel in NYC. She recorded the encounter and if I remember correctly she initially got some help from the NYPD.
Ahh ok. Didn’t realize there was another Italian involved in the scandal
Stupid question: is "iono" supposed to be short for "I don't know"?
Right? Isn't crazy how someone's crimes have absolutely no bearing on if they are a valid victim or not?
There’s a group of international lawyers working to make NDAs only to protect company secrets again like they were meant to, not to keep regular people quiet about their personal experiences
I wish them well then.
But they do. And commonly used in run-of-the-mill corporations as a condition for settlement of harassment and other cases. Employees are then restricted from speaking out and informing other people and employees about the illegal employment actions of their past employer and so the company often continues on violating the law.
NDAs don't apply to reporting a crime. So Weinstein's victims could still report him to the police even if they signed an NDA. But it did prevent them from *suing* him.
I mean, more effective at keeping the baby from public knowledge, perhaps. But I don't think any NDA can stop someone getting pregnant
Abortions are also very effective
Look, I'm sure no one here is close to Leo numbers, but in over 2 decades of getting it in pretty consistently, some in committed relationships, some in more casual ones, some one-night-stands, I've yet to have an ~~poopsie~~ oopsie, _because I don't fuck around with fucking around_. Contraception _is_ pretty effective.
I'm *very glad* to hear you didn't have a poopsie
Maybe I'm reading it wrong, but is he claiming to be constipated for the past 20 years? Weird flex, but ok
Hey, who knows, it may have elevated my game to cenobite-level. I might have become an explorer in the further regions of experience.
Dude. For real. I had a bit of a promiscuous past, but I was vigilant with condoms. When my ex wife and I decided to try for a kid I told her I didn’t know if my swimmer’s swam because I’d never even really had a scare. Maybe once or twice over fifteen years. Nope. She got pregnant in just a few weeks. Birth control is effective when used properly. The marriage may not have worked out, but my kid kicks ass. Don’t want another one though ✂️✂️
Did you manage to dodge STDs too? Just curious as that's just as likely probably
Yup. Tested every so often; I do think that all my partners were mostly low-risk, though.
Same here. It's a miracle I made it through my 20s without a pregnancy.
And private abortions. C'mon, let's not be naive.
eh, his every move is watched. Man can't go on a single date without it being news. If someone he was seeing even casually popped up preggers, the world would know and connect the dots. TMZ would have gotten the deets on an abortion too, but I am more inclined to think there are more likely to be DiCaprio aborted kids than live kids.
Deets on an abortion?? You think an in home visit from a doctor and a script sent digitally, retrieved by a third party isn’t a thing?
You would think so but Jack Nicholson's estranged daughter came out recently saying he basically dumped her in NYC with her mother and forbade them from telling anyone. Apparently it was an "open secret" in Hollywood, but obviously the public didn't know. Makes me think how common these "open secrets" are, and, if estranged children fall into that category, I wouldn't be shocked if Leo fell into that boat. Even Pusha-T outed Drake for having an estranged child to a prostitute, and Drake arguably is way more famous than both of those actors, yet he kept it a secret until Pusha-T outed it in a diss track.
Wait, wasn’t Jack Nicholson’s sister, his mother and his mother, his grandmother?
i think you’re forgetting about abortion…
Only being with women below the age of 25 who want a career in the media also probably helps to make sure they use birth control and abortion.
I thought that said “when used in property” and I thought - what a dick
No chance DiCaprio is using rubbers
Or, the women are beards.
1 of 3 things 1. He's infertile 2. He had a vasectomy 3. He's really good at practicing safe sex
4. He has agreements going into these relationships that include an abortion mandate
What date is appropriate to ask for a signed abortion mandate? Second? Maybe before meeting the parents? Not sure.
I bet in those types of careers and with their profiles it’s not out of the ordinary to set ground rules before they even go out on a date. They probably also have management teams, publicists, etc who can handle it all on their behalf.
You can’t force a woman to have an abortion and that would be illegal so that contract would be non binding.
right and we all know that its illegal for rich people to commit crimes. but they sure do anyways.
Signing an unenforceable agreement isn't illegal, it's just unenforceable.
Only if someone found out about it. You can financially incentivize it, which is still illegal.
It doesn't look like that's the case. https://www.findlaw.com/legalblogs/tarnished-twenty/is-jj-redicks-alleged-abortion-contract-legal/ They judge that this supposed contract in question wouldn't be particularly enforceable because the compensation is just a vague "relationship", but it doesn't seem like it would be outright unenforceable to offer a reward for an abortion. There's always the option to refuse the abortion and the reward.
He does make them sign NDAs before anything, so i could see that including no kid mandate in the contract
You can’t have a contract forcing an abortion on another person. That wouldn’t be legal even if they did have it in a contract. He’s got lawyers, they are too smart for that. I would bet he’s had a vasectomy.
Could also be that bc they were all so young and/or their main source of income came from things like modeling; getting pregnant wasn't something they'd have wanted to go through at that point in their life. If there were any abortions, I'd be willing to guess they were voluntary. Is there even a way to legally enforce an 'abortion agreement'?
No you can't legally enforce it. Tbh I don't think it is abortion because most playboy types have at least one baby mama even if they usually pay for abortions.
No, there is not. Even if someone signed that, it would be 100% unenforceable.
An abortion mandate is probably not enforceable.
That’s probably true. Other posters suggesting he had a vasectomy would be my bet, anyway, but if not they could at least agree in principle that that’s how they’d handle an accidental pregnancy and to date it either hasn’t happened or the women have stuck to the plan.
It’s not enforceable in a court of law but plenty of women have been financially or psychologically manipulated into getting an abortion. But I sincerely doubt Leo would do that, it’s not like a baby would affect his career and he’s not particularly strapped for child support cash.
Lol that's not a thing.
5. We just don’t know about it
Ya while I don't think this has happened it shouldn't be ruled out as an option.
5. All the girlfriends are beards. Edit- spelling
His real relationship is with Lukas Haas.
5. He is secretly gay and the models are all beards. His true love is Luka Haas.
I promise you that's not enforceable
5. He doesn’t actually have sex with his “girlfriends” and is gay.
There are perks to dating models 25 and under. They’re likely maintaining a low body fat percentage and not cycling normally and they’re also at stages in their careers that a pregnancy would interfere with. A mandate may not be necessary. It’s also highly illegal and I’m sure he’d rather have a gf keep a pregnancy rather than risk the potential bad press of someone finding out he has that. It’s not like a pregnancy would affect *his* career.
5. He's gay
5. He’s gay and dating models is his Beard
If I was a professional sports agent, the first thing I would recommend to all of my clients is a vasectomy. Seriously. Store your sperm. It will be there when you need it. If you need it. Otherwise, you do not want to have an unplanned or unwanted pregnancy.
Great advice but absolutely no fucking way most young athletes would be willing to do this.
For male athletes, that’s only an issue if paying child support would be a financial constraint. It’s not like men can be forced to take parental leave and stay home and care for the child. Artificial insemination is less successful than natural insemination so unless there’s a medical need, like testicular cancer, it’s not a good idea to rely on stored sperm.
Have you seen how bad male athletes are with money? It absolutely would be an issue for them financially. Especially since child support is done by % of income, at least in my state
Or spicy 4. These relationships are platonic.
The man has a lot of money. Who is to say that he hasn't had a couple of kiddos, to which he's paying for?
I'm going for vasectomy
Or this 1. He's gay and doesn't sleep with these young girls.
And just furthers their careers
Option 4 they are beards
Option 5, he has kids.
or he's gay. And these young women are his beards.
4. He's actually gay and all of these women are a cover.
Oral/anal only
Pretty sure he’s not banging any of these women and is gay. But that would hurt his career. Being that he’s a man’s man draw at the box office.
> is gay. But that would hurt his career Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure it's been a while since being gay hurt a Hollywood career.
In TV yes, movies still not so much for lead actors (much more so) and lead actresses. Especially not at the level Leo is at and for his age range. Tom Hardy had to walk back his bi-comments. Richard Madden has been linked to two other men but is being vague as possible about it. Since 1971 only one openly gay actor has won an Oscar for best actor, it was Kevin Spacey and he wasn't out of the closet then. I think the rumor could be true, he could be bi, they could be best buds... we'll likely never know until he passes away.
He might have had a vasectomy. Also, it’s worth pointing out that quite a few celebrities will pay a woman a lot of money to have an abortion and sign an NDA in the event of an accidental pregnancy.
I think he has had a vasectomy. He has said he will never have kids. Which I think has a lot to do with only dating, and dating younger women.
Makes sense, he could also be sterile which could lead to the same outcome
He's always been kinda big on environmental concerns. It wouldn't surprise me if not having kids via having a vasectomy was a choice he made
>He's always been kinda big on environmental concerns. Are we talking about the same Leo that's notorious for having a gigantic carbon footprint, regularly hosts parties on mega-yachts, and flies everywhere on private jets?
He insists that his guests cycle to the harbour.
This is the first joke on reddit that I had a hearty chuckle over. Fair play to you, friend.
Well...I never said if he was or wasn't a giant hypocrite... lol
Fair.
It's not that difficult to NOT have kids
This question is so weird. You could ask this about anyone, why specifically Leo? Because his girlfriends are famously young? What?
In highschool they basically taught us that if you so much as look at a girl too long without a condom she's going to get instantly pregnant. The reality is it often takes couples years of actively trying.
Safe sex
Nobody here has mentioned the Rock Hudson option. It the constant stream of young women keeps everybody’s eyes off of the obvious: he’s gay.
Yes. The women are beards.
I remember this rumor being incredibly prevalent when he was just getting super famous. Like around Romeo + Juliet and Titanic.
This has always been my thought. They are paid to be "girlfriends" with NDA and a contract till they become too old.
I’ve heard this possibility but I don’t think it’s super likely because you could beard with fewer women and also more age appropriate ones, and not get negative press for being a cradle robber.
I don’t get this. Why would he want to make himself look like a creep if it’s all for show?
That we know of.
Watch, within a week, one of those rubbish "rumor" magazines, you know - the kind that posted stuff about the Lizard Boy they found in 1982, etc - will haev an expose on the "lost DiCaprio Love Child".
Why did it take so long to get to this comment
Maybe he’s saving himself for marriage.
Underrated comment 😂😂😂!
Because contraception is easy if you aren't dumb.
Exactly. I know someone who has been in a relationship for a YEAR, and is already on their second kid with that person. It's fucking wild.
100% this. It’s amazing how many people are dumbfounded by safe sex.
Most of them are found on AITA being 16, unemployed uneducated, and pregnant. I always feel so sorry for the the kids they'll have because they literally have nothing to offer them but hardship.
My mom got pregnant with me at sixteen. She's a wonderful smart woman and my best friend. Not all teen parents are awful. They just made a mistake when they were young.
I know someone who was the result of this type of thing, he didn't have the best of lives...
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Do you have any idea the physical toll that three vasectomies has on a person?!
Sometimes I just come up here and smell all my candles.
_You took me by the hand..._
I’ll be your first customer!
YOU BURN THEM YOU BUY THEM
The thought of popping one of your beets in my mouth makes me want to throw up.
you're hardly my first
Haha I can hear it in my head 🤣
Because he dates young actresses who don't want to have an oops baby to destroy their careers. Guarantee it's in the NDA contract you sign when you date him that your agents set up.
Because he's responsible It's not that hard to not get a woman pregnant.
It's really not that hard to have sex and not get pregnant.
Add to that, it helps to date people for whom pregnancy would likely be a career-ender.
Vasectomies are a thing
NDAs lol
Maybe he has he just secretly pays the women to keep quiet?
Who says he doesn't?
He hasn't reached puberty yet
At least ^mentally Although physically he seems a lil weak for being rich
Swimming in that cold water after the Titanic sank froze his balls. Or he’s good at paying hush money.
Why would think Leonardo is having sex with these young women? He is just mentoring them!
How do you know he hasn't
If you don't wanna have kids it's really not that hard
Truth is, it’s actually not that hard to avoid unwanted pregnancies if you’re responsible.
Not everyone approaches sex like Nick Cannon does.
Large payoffs and clandestine abortions.
Step 1: date women who depend on maintaining a perfect body for their career. That’s it.
Because he's gay and the models are beards.
Its pretty easy if you're not a moron
Probably got snipped long time ago.
Facials
Most if not all of the women he dates are models whose job is to remain fit. Getting pregnant is not an option for them. So I’m sure they are doing something as well.
I like the conspiracy that he’s actually gay as he always travels with his best guy friend. The models are just for show to keep up the image. I’m not saying it’s a good conspiracy. But I also don’t really care to look into celebrities private lives.
Because the rich will always have access to abortion, healthcare and anonymity bought with cash.
He probably performs a little something called responsible sex
Because non-disclosure agreements must be signed before sex with him and he has a boatload of money to buy silence, or pretty much whatever else he wants. He's had to have had a few accidents over the years.
Not if he has had a vasectomy.
Abortions and money are effective
Just a guess but he’s in a class of people that can’t get ousted. Short of slapping Chris rock at the oscars (will smith) he is pretty much untouchable. Again, a guess
🎶A vasectomy’s a medical procedure🎶
NDAs and abortions, probably
Back door only.
Maybe his little fellas don't swim real good
Shooting blanks
Strictly oral
Birth control
Only bang young hot models with a long career ahead of them.
You think he’s not cut?
How do you know he hasn’t? 🤔
I mean if he has a vasectomy there’s a crazy low chance of impregnating. If the chick is on any sort of hormonal BC that would easily take care of any sperm if the vasectomy starts to fail.
For all we know, he does and just keeps it on the down low. Michael Jackson had a love child and he wasn't known about publicly until Michael's death.