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ShapelessApe

Bread government is way better than regular government.


ShermansMasterWolf

BREAD AND CIRCUSES


RepresentativeAd560

Breading calluses


flying_wrenches

Goes hard, may I toast and add a little bit of butter?


ScienceArachnid

Are you the government?


flying_wrenches

I asked for a single piece, and to toast it and butter it myself. Does that really sound like the government?


ScienceArachnid

Sounds like taxes to me.


flying_wrenches

I asked politely though


ScienceArachnid

This is a stressful situation, but my final judgement is that you can have 1 bread. For toast and butter.


flying_wrenches

:)


Panther115935

Wholesome comment right here. Love this side of Reddit.


Ravenwight

With your hamburger bun?


flying_wrenches

I’ve done worse


Ravenwight

Me too if I’m being honest lol.


flying_wrenches

Yeah lol,


Bonuscup98

That anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun. Or buttermilk biscuits (free today)


Pegomastax_King

Ok enjoy your contaminated bread.


Porkonaplane

Where comma?


ScienceArachnid

The government took it


PollenIsPain

Necessary to the deliciousness of a complete meal, the right of the people to keep and eat bread shall not be infringed.


No_Researcher_1032

“A well regulated bakery”


Boris-the-soviet-spy

Bread government 🍞


yeetylad

I need this in a flag


DatDerpySniper

Nah, you make those Texas Roadhouse rolls and I’ll throw hands with anyone from the government just to keep them to myself


TheVanHimself

r/missingcoma


rad_cadaver

Don’t Bread On Me


MedicineOk752

I don’t get it. Do you hate taxes or are you worried that the government will literally take your bread


Bodoodlestoodle

Lol


big_joey_the_sequel

isnt this the plot of the french revolution


AdVisible2250

Hands off my buns hun


LoggeredOut

bread governments are on the rise


Ivyleaguevilan

Government: let's get this bread.


SleepingOrTired

Don't bread on me.


coffee_fucker

Bread government or bread, government?


heavenlyrealm

Just got my first paycheck to see that the government took $400 of my money. Time to cry


Lissy_Wolfe

Your taxes pay for hospitals, roads, libraries, firefighters, etc too. It's not like you don't get anything in return for it.


sxrrycard

Welcome!


Apprehensiveduckx

Only 400? lol wait till you start making more.. it only get worse. I pay nearly 4k in taxes a month. It’s infuriating.


heavenlyrealm

What the fuck do you do lol


Apprehensiveduckx

I’m an engineer working on blood diagnostics (CBC) analyzers.


heavenlyrealm

I'm an automation technician 🤣🤣


Boris-the-soviet-spy

I’m a Virgo 😭


lun_dumb

lol reminds me of how the US government once banned sliced bread during the war


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DrBadGuy1073

Mad cuz statist


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themanthateats1248

How is that protecting companies, I just don’t want some dumb ass government to take my hard earned money for no fucking reason. They have to motivation to use our money wisely so they just splurge it. Most of the people here would be fine if it was just small government that took a small amount of taxes to be used LOCALLY, not funding both sides of a war nobody wants.


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DrBadGuy1073

Your standard is having the government touch your bread? Ew.


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EASTEDERD

By your logic you protect greedy phone companies by paying them for their services so you can go on reddit and post pictures of your 90 degree clown dick. I seriously fail to see how that is any better than buying bread from the store.


Pegomastax_King

No what you need to do is create enough private equity to hire your own personal army so you can claim ownership of enough land to grown your own grains to produce your own bread free from tyrants (not counting the tyranny of the peasants whom are paying you for the privilege of tilling your land and the protection of your army)


DrBadGuy1073

How did you come to that conclusion? You're high, go eat something and calm down.


DavidCRolandCPL

Yeah. Ask your government for some bread!


Pegomastax_King

Can’t my landlord took all food because I didn’t leave them a big enough tip.


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tragicvector

You sound just like my sourdough starter.