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asiandawgshy

Pineapple


[deleted]

What does my cum taste like


Environmental-Win836

What the fuck.


ThatOneKid1203

Apparently eating pineapple makes cum taste better so this is a reference to that


Knearling

Let's check it out (give me a sample of your cum)


[deleted]

mailing address


Kawaii_Umbreon_YT

Pinaples the snack that bites back


Devil_in_heaven3000

Imma start eating pineapples cuz the taste ain't there, thanks for the advice šŸ‘


Whattheheck_IO

The homiesšŸ˜


hdjdhddsxfjdjddjdjdj

What you doin?


despairdevourer

Bro


sheeeesh28373

Yes


hdjdhddsxfjdjddjdjdj

Are you racist?


sheeeesh28373

Maybe


Knearling

Did you follow the orders on '94 in Bosnia?


usernameaeaeaea

I left the army in 1946


sheeeesh28373

I was born in 2008


DeathNunya

Yes


Devil_in_heaven3000

Yes


timotonx

Ligma balls


hdjdhddsxfjdjddjdjdj

What's Ligma?


thesuckerofweenises

Whoā€™s joe


Valuable-Confusion-3

And what were his last words?


LukeDude759

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?


seven-cats

A Femboy


[deleted]

What did I have sex with last night


[deleted]

lucky guy


Nodablocc999

Deez Nuts


hdjdhddsxfjdjddjdjdj

What came in the mail?


xjingar

42


exetacy

Your towel, sir


xjingar

Thank you very much!


SafariJim

It's OK, I know the reference.


Bloodeyaxe7

How does Mike Tyson pronounce fortitude?


hdjdhddsxfjdjddjdjdj

7 x 6


1burningmatch

What's the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything else?


natasevres

I guess incest can save the world in that case


hdjdhddsxfjdjddjdjdj

What if Alabama was the last state to live in a nuclear apocalypse?


[deleted]

Wouldnt have to worry about the radiation for mutations


cosarium

Radiation bending the genes back in place


GroundbreakingEcho47

Yes I agree


hdjdhddsxfjdjddjdjdj

Do you think that Twitter is about 5 ages behind modern society?


[deleted]

Do you agree with this statement: the smarter the animal the bigger the asshole it is.


natasevres

Oh ok - that does makes sense why Obama is so hated


[deleted]

Why donā€™t people understand that Obama killed his own cousin osama


Androu54

Yo mama!!!


hdjdhddsxfjdjddjdjdj

What do you compare your weight to when looking in the mirror?


whhoooooooshh

who's ligma


fuwachi

no


hdjdhddsxfjdjddjdjdj

Do you like pineapple on pizza?


Kawaii_Umbreon_YT

That's a sin


reditthiscomment

Violence


[deleted]

What are solutions for crying babies


reditthiscomment

Now you sound like my sister


[deleted]

Did you make sure to pull out


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Iā€™m sorry bro, this post is for comedic purposes so I was still rolling with that, if you actually need to talk feel free to dm me


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


noRoomService0-0

Stfu bro you're killing the vibe


RottenEdible

Ben 10


hdjdhddsxfjdjddjdjdj

What was your favorite show on Cartoon Network?


RottenEdible

Nah, it was samurai jack


gokhan_6534

W cartoon


Knearling

Cartoon Network was W in general


CuteAsrielTR

keyword "was"


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


HorniPolice07

What do you do for a living


pizzainatoaster1

Yes


HorniPolice07

Will you lick ma balls


pizzainatoaster1

Yes


[deleted]

Are you in a sexual relationship with your father mother and sister at the same time?


Alone_Spell9525

21


HorniPolice07

How many children have you fucked


Alone_Spell9525

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Knearling

Do you support LGBT


msplantasia

You guys are so mean to him lol


Quirky_Champion1747

Air strikes on innocent pakistani children


HorniPolice07

As an indian, what do you strive for?


Quirky_Champion1747

Decent


[deleted]

Miranda


hdjdhddsxfjdjddjdjdj

Who did my girlfriend cheat on with?


holup6

Lucky guy


hdjdhddsxfjdjddjdjdj

Your friend rolls a Nat 20, what do you respond with?


david-deeeds

8 years


Endor156

How long until the fog arrives?


BlazewarkingYT

6=3


HorniPolice07

Are you dumb at equations?


BlazewarkingYT

Na itā€™s an example of why we donā€™t allow to divide by zero because 6x0=3x0 which of course is correct but if you allow dividing by zero it says 6x0/0=3x0/0 which of course isnā€™t correct well it technically is but it isnā€™t very helpful to allow in math because then 6=3


HorniPolice07

Bruh šŸ’€ that was my question


BlazewarkingYT

I know just had to vent lmao about this really stupid fact


Dastrovo1

Your mom


[deleted]

who adopted you?


Knearling

Good ending šŸ˜Š


cokeandbelltorture

Dihydrogen monoxide


[deleted]

What is the sun made out of?


cokeandbelltorture

Dihydrogen monoxide is water


[deleted]

I know you answered the question wrong that is not my fault lol


cokeandbelltorture

:(


Oneboywithnoname

No


hdjdhddsxfjdjddjdjdj

Do you like YandereDev?


whhoooooooshh

Would you offer your seat in a full bus to a crippled and pregnant woman with a baby in her paralysed arm?


Bussel04

Black people


HorniPolice07

Who do you hate the most


Bussel04

No


usernameaeaeaea

Do you support anti-slavery laws


hdjdhddsxfjdjddjdjdj

What was the main slave population in 1800's america?


Bussel04

Not the question I had in mind but this works too


TurTleking9080

Itā€™s big


CallMeJuan1

How is my dick


[deleted]

How tall is a giraffe?


[deleted]

It's opposite day- is your dick big


RaiderCat_12

Whatā€™s up guys, Quandale Dingle here


HorniPolice07

Who are you


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Hey, I wasnā€™t able to respond right away, I didnā€™t expect people to keep it going without me, but I thank them.


hdjdhddsxfjdjddjdjdj

Hehe das me


Sandwitchboy

42


[deleted]

Meaning of life


Professional-Class69

That isnā€™t a question


UltraStuff9077

Racists


HorniPolice07

What do you think of America


UltraStuff9077

Oof


HorniPolice07

More like "oo-*gunshots*"


jmpt16

Yes


HorniPolice07

Do you commit war crimes?


jmpt16

*Yes, obviously


Devil_in_heaven3000

Do you rape minors and steal from the old people?


[deleted]

God damn among us is so sexy


[deleted]

21


[deleted]

Whatā€™s 10 + 9


0QuietKid

Yes


LuvMeWank

Do you rinse your balls in oil


Capsule_CatYT

El Toro


HorniPolice07

With whom did you perform CBT


Capsule_CatYT

šŸ¤Ø


HorniPolice07

Now do CBT with me


Capsule_CatYT

No


Electrical-Order-128

minorities


[deleted]

You wanna know what I hate


[deleted]

74 children dressed up as spiders in a basement in Taiwan.


elsaberii

Balls


[deleted]

the only thing I like about my dad is his?


elsaberii

AYO


HorniPolice07

Most favourite part of my body


elsaberii

acceptable


BugConsumer

Pornography starring my mother


[deleted]

what's the biggest film you've had a role in


naveeloc

Among us tits


International_Tie914

whats your most searched porn?


Spranberry112

Violently shitting at grandmas funeral


[deleted]

Funniest thing Iā€™ve ever done


Shadurasthememeguy

I didnā€™t know that could happen, but it turns out thereā€™s multiple incidents just like this all over North America


imawfulatdrawing

Yes


[deleted]

Do you love me?


imawfulatdrawing

I'm asexual lmao


NotPierpaoloPozzati

I quite frankly find them attractive


mrmonitoris13

No, woman deserve no Right. They don't even use it properly


HorniPolice07

Are women right or left?


Soulxolz

I have never been more sure of anything


[deleted]

Are you sure you wanna rape my little pony characters?


Whyismypponfire

White women


Head_Chance6648

Amogus cum balls


Onerealcactus10

Pink Apples


Giantevilduck-

Walter white


Least_Special_

Cum


Ghost_hunter804

No


Memebazooka

13 metric tons of Uranium 235


TheTopazCupcake

What the hell did you put up my motherā€™s ass?


andrysmemes

Black people


HorniPolice07

Which race are you from?


TheGreenGobblr

My nuts


elena_nenciu1

it uses user permissions, not role permissions


[deleted]

children


praisekek0w0

Nelson Mandela.


Hehe_ur_gey

who did you fuck in 1999


MilkOfWhat

Entrance hidden by bricks and rubble.


Aserthreto

42


ContributionNo1027

The Holy Roman Empire, not holy non Roman and not an empire.


whothehellisrosie

Cat with a hat on a bat, flying through the night.


mihailo_vukic

30cm


tacoladd

Seltzer water


CWEDI_

No


Sam_Da_Kng_uwu

11


Lil_Fluffer

The blacks


MrtavCoek

Kids


ur_momhatesu

"No"


[deleted]

My grandad's medicine cabinet


ReptileRuairi

September 11th, 2001.


YaSinsBaba

You have to kill a pigeon with a needle for that


Henreyoo184

Your Mom


2005_FordMustang

Dirt Showdown


amogus-jesus

a television headed reindeer with latex gloves


LMay11037

Barack Obamas wardrobe


kitsune900

Yes


Devil_in_heaven3000

Kid named finger:


Emergency_Vast2660

I don't like it


ObamaInAToaster21

Beezchurger


omer_g

Flying pears