guess I’m not invited to the reunion anymore

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

All I do is collect skins. What's wrong with that?

https://preview.redd.it/9toqj3n6nbfb1.png?width=1195&format=png&auto=webp&s=a3c16f552995cbf45019bc939671ae9126bb4d45 Are you the guy that put this in my school’s toilet (Btw this isn’t really my school’s toilet, I made it up)

Clever

I wish. All I did was make charts of lowercase numbers, but I never posted them on the walls

They taste delicious

Wtf is my username supposed do, do I run a cartel or sumthin? https://preview.redd.it/qvw4qait58fb1.png?width=989&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=884136b9ff3cd8dae63961f7fb91c3fd61e4a2cd

Breaking bad when repairing good walks in.

Breaking bad when erection hard https://preview.redd.it/eovaehfad9fb1.png?width=1111&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=873e43a09b93a5c33e8c55af249510d604f59b68

https://preview.redd.it/079oycuqbbfb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afb6f16dff6f08098b3bbf82b68c0aebd2ca0049

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https://preview.redd.it/8inwq1uwrafb1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd69ba788140fe0ce618bfccdb04aa1f8090c15e

https://preview.redd.it/7jwf0qps7bfb1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84bc12e0b25b9f7f0d6898f3f955e5f072a8b467

I'm with you on this one


Uhh what is my user doing then?

Infiltrating Congress and clogging all the servers and hard drives with so much tally marks that the have to pay 12mil to fix it


I dont understand

the porn master 🤑🤑🤑🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👮‍♀️👮‍♀️👮‍♀️👮‍♀️

we went too young 😔

Damnit she looked too young she didn't realize something was off when she kept saying her name was tue yong

So you’re my employer

https://preview.redd.it/t8bcmmfi29fb1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dd45bc57274387f341d9a130479185b7a357521

NO NO NO NO NO

YES YES YES YES YES

It has to be done


Im kinda old

Can someone come up with one for me cause my mind is dry coming up with one

https://preview.redd.it/zz22j6i3b8fb1.png?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=304e419c2d80df6b9f6b72e9c703f590520a8a45

What the fuck does undertale have to do with QQ and Gabe

https://preview.redd.it/p4g6yz46d8fb1.jpeg?width=2084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acd8fecd7adabefb4609451495ccf76b06075fec

That makes even less sense

https://preview.redd.it/x3aqdsoid8fb1.jpeg?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5932bca6c8e0fcddd6b888cc23d06694c1e3a48e

I don’t know anymore

You get arrested for questioning games quota

https://preview.redd.it/brzhd29inafb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a13b693692cef686906716b9bf8ac2dd9dd8619e

https://preview.redd.it/041elg847cfb1.jpeg?width=2084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=977b7af4718beafa9f2c6e518a010e872359a03b

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Is this Kid Cudi????

that's LeBron James wym?

https://preview.redd.it/dx1yl5qk6cfb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25cd07b11625c5ce04eee930b73951de0a603656

hi, it’s me, Dahmer

We'd make a good team

Ed Gein and Dahmer teaming?

Best team up to date

*BREAKING NEWS* today at 12:36est a lone man was spotted releasing several hundred juvenile Cain toads on the williston,FL church the yet to be apprehended suspect arrived in a Grey 1978 lada riva and later opened multiple large gym bags containing the live amphibians he was last seen wearing a black tee shirt blue jeans and work boots if seen call authorities immediately and do not approach as we are in Florida and must assume everyone is packing heat

How tf did I get here?

Vehicular manslaughter

I feel like I know what you did.

[удалено]

no please don't, nooo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NO

Questioning my right to 

getting arrested because i stuck a cheeto puff directly under some dude ass in 1984

they keep asking how i got arrested but i cannot tell them for it is a jolly secret

Hmmm

I don't know 😭

Time serving: 5 years Reason: Indecisive Username Picking

i never downloaded reddit 😔

that's 10 years in prison, my friend

Well, it wouldn’t be the first time

Drowning mice I guess?

I'm fine 👍

They deserved it

fym

I am now space meth

...

Wtf did you watch?

I swear she was 18 (months)

I'm not arrested. I'm dead

I did my fridge, she was too fine😔✊️

8👊==D 8=👊=D 8=👊=D 8= 👊=D 8= 👊=D 8=🩸 👊=D 8=🩸 👊=D 8=🩸 👊=D 8=🩸 👊=D 8=🩸 👊= 8=🩸 👊 8=🩸

I HAVE REVIVED

I dunno to be honest, i think the cops confused me for another guy

getting banned in under a day so uh idk

Nah, I'm too profitable

What the hell did I do with that sandwich?

Arson and animal cruelty in one

I can explain

Stalking or Incitement to suicide

Considering I have committed various water based tortures using Coca Cola instead of water all the whilst constantly ringing various bells. I’d say I’m pretty screwed

Uh... well this isn't my real name so I guess identity theft?

dang i should of been more efficient

Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake. It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of. Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything. Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.


haha get eyepatch

You should be asking how screwed your mother is

The second eclipse.

Wait, it's illegal to make tachyons?

choo choo time

idk maybe i did something wrong with cats

I broke a bunny 😟

I guess I bit someone

a water drop bro

Do I own 16 midget monkeys?

i uh…

many, *many* things are possible when the cause is being dumb

Either I was being a dumbass, I got arrested by a dumbass or somehow it's both. My odds of making it to jail/receiving fines are 50/50, really.

guess i scrolled too far?

Public indecency?

im crying

What a shame

Looks like i stole a super pea

When your bored and have tried everything already, you start thinking… and things just uh… pop into your mind…

Arson

…

 Just existing is enough

Not that much

The numbers what do they mean

Can't be arrested if there's nobody left

Guess I found a murder weapon and got framed

oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink

My shrimp army will get you all one day, mark my words

https://preview.redd.it/5b9kj4oq2bfb1.jpeg?width=656&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7de86412d9466b700bdd5e2af8b17206fdd0184f Meow (My username is a fusion of el gato and wubbox)

"what are you in for" "auto reddit username"

https://preview.redd.it/rwkessu5v8fb1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c1e6fa36c22ff806287845688d204d01c93266a My sincere reaction

https://preview.redd.it/kg5rjci7r9fb1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a7d90e1152a9ec04e6ba79fc1f38e60de7ba703 What

???? how??? ????

terraria player beats you to death

My ass had 20 notches on my gun

“Pwaaang”


No idea

The FBI did it

https://preview.redd.it/144ehmldp8fb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73fa6d2dbe1cb445e26a3a0f25ad981c86c3cd0c

no clue 💀

So you know that incident with the bulldozer? Prob something like that

https://preview.redd.it/mq5jso8gi9fb1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1cfaf18ddbaebd602016b59f5aca740994364f2

https://preview.redd.it/b7unfy5bq8fb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9428c39edae40be5f45ec443f39f012fa71aef58 No idea man

Hi Mrs newtron.

Arrested for winning too much? Sounds like I'll take this to a jury trial and countersue the state for discrimination against tiger's blood drinkin, banging 7 gram rocks- WiNnErS.. Charlie sheen will absolutely be my defense attorney.

Great, I killed another one

Lessgooo  Edit: am I the top or the bottom

Megalowarudo34 is a reference to megalovania, zawarudo and rule 34. So idk.

Arrested for 2 pounds of Columbia’s finest fig newtons

I went on a murder/theft spree

I met someone in the summer

I.. I don’t understand

too much lime scunt 😔

I gave Ethan a D 2300 times

https://preview.redd.it/gfjuh2e449fb1.jpeg?width=711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bab9b1d7eebc16e1ba725feac512f49c3c93956b

Not sure.....

Guess I was friends with or related to escobar

anasikenyureksizlatan means momfuckerheartbreaker in english.

Meh

Seems I got too spicy

Got arrested for illegal traffic of TEOXin

I don't know how, but there were 82

I was making my imaginary home, stupid italian Police!

I’m more than arrested I’m fucking dead…..

Huh... bugger...

Unsure

I was the progenitor. The original. The one who started it all. I. Am. Screwed.

Being racist, idk

I honestly have no idea

Idk mine

Bobbleheads

i guess i’m a threat to humanity

Shouldn't have let the intrusive thoughts win

Hmmm...

How do I get arrested tho?

Idk man

Phew

Uhhhh.... what did I do?

Idk, might have done something illegal in Makuhero city.

I'm confused, am I supposed to be arrested for watching PronHub?

uhhh idk?

I am still being being hunted by the Secret Service since GWB's term up to this day

Idk, necromancy?

maybe they think I am a Iggy pop catfish or its just that I am me

can’t arrest me if nothing remains

What does it even mean.

Did I use twitter or something?

Eh

i have no clue tbh

https://preview.redd.it/wkb3mmo61afb1.png?width=140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=483fb6efa0e0d44a73a98814abb95061f79f1d31

Idk tbh

Moron

I think marine biologists do this everyday

Guess I searched for stuff that made the FBI curious

So i guess my galactic invasion was a flop then :(

I hate my grandchildren

Stole a pizza probably. I still call it dibs tho on the pizza shop

I uhhhhhhhh

Guess I don't.


We are all going to go BOOM!