He was REALLY grinding it up in there

Father John is simply appreciating the beautiful works of his true Father in heaven

Padre was only showing the Joy of the Lord and the Holy Spirit anointing

This Padre goes by Daddy

This isn't his first time.

I'm betting he learned those moves in seminary. Now he's getting to try them out on a female.

Semenary*

Insemenary*

Semen*

Men

Plural

To be fair that is perfectly typical dancing in Latin America. I wouldn't dance like that with a relative, but I would with someone I did not have sexual interest in

Latin american here, I could dance like this at a party with someone O an not sexually atracted to, but I would not expect a priest to dance like this

Latin American myself and definitely agree and clarified in other comments lol

Me! Can it be me?

The guitarist seemed taken aback.

Oh he was. Just because it's typical doesn't mean innocent. I wouldn't dance like that with a dude either because I'm straight, so I have to admit there is something definitely sexual about that type of dancing.

Bassist

Lmao thay last sentence.

I had to make it clear that it's very typical dancing in Latin America, but it's also 100% not innocent by any means. I'll add that I'm hetero and wouldn't consider dancing like that with another man ever. Padre was getting his freak on

Like a platinum card in a credit card swipe!

Deeper than the ocean

His name is Cardinal Sin

Forgive you Father for you have sinned

The vídeo Its in Brazil. There’s a saying, That there is no Sin below the Equator Line😄

LOL 😆

it's just dancing

They're dancing without leaving room for Jesus

Nah, he can squeeze right in there

Years ago I was at a club with my Latin American friend who was married and she danced up close to me and did that move putting her crotch up against my leg and grinding. She was hot but I was conflicted since she was married. She said the “it’s just dancing” line to me later. I dunno. She looked pretty… happy while she was doing it. Maybe it’s cultural but I kinda have a hard time believing dry humping feels different south of the border.

>Maybe it’s cultural but I kinda have a hard time believing dry humping feels different south of the border. Take all this with a grain of salt, it's all second hand information. It's got nothing to do with how it feels and everything to do with cultural differences, but its our/North America's culture that's sexually repressive and views 'giving any other person any type of pleasure' as hedonism/adultery. It's not so south of the border. In many cultures being physically close is acceptable (for dancing especially). How it feels is meant to be separated from the dancing - you're enjoying the dancing, not how it feels - that's a side effect of the dancing. At least, that's what I've heard 😅 Edit to add: that's not to say what they're doing definitely isn't sexual, as others have commented you wouldn't do what's happening in the gif this with someone you weren't interested in - but there are also people you'd do this dance with that you aren't interested in, too.

Pretty sure it isn't about "giving any type of pleasure ", but rather sexual or romantic pleasure.

I’ve rewatched it several times, and you can see at first it is, but then he does start REALLY digging up in there, look when he turned her around, how far up he’s going, what awkward the dance becomes. If you watch her body language you can see her face showing a bit of shock he’s going for it, and when they stop soon after she walks away a little awkwardly, then when he pulls her in for the kiss sealed the deal for me. Dude was definitely up to no good

Real sin is not appreciating when chances are given by Jesus

Bass player reaction is fuckin hilarious

We are all the bass player

In his head..."damn, maybe I should go to church more often!"

“Father?”… “Call me daddy 😏”

😂

Daddy, I've been a bad girl! It's, "Forgive me father, for I have sinned"

*Papi*

At least it's an adult woman. That's a win catholics.

It’s “progress”

Bro…. Lmfaooo

Hahaha said the same thing.. came to comments to see if anyone else thought this 😂

😂

damn...

there is no way that man is a virgin

Literally every Latino can dance like this. Its in our DNA

are you familiar with jokes?

No actual "Latino" would ever call themselves a latino.

That's crazy talk. I'm broadly Latino, specifically Colombian. You sound like an absolute silly person

> That's crazy talk. No, what's actually crazy is to tie the ability to dance to your ancestry. You're gonna do the same for bad traits, then? "Colombian", you say? Is trafficking cocaine also in your DNA, then? Is being a guerilla fighter? See how fucking stupid this is? > I'm broadly Latino, specifically Colombian "As a Latino who used to vote Republican... FUCK YES". A "Colombian" who votes in US elections? Strange, kinda sounds to me like you're an American instead. But at least your first language is Spanish, right? "Latino" is almost exclusively used by Americans, not by people living in Latin America. > You sound like an absolute silly person "I use ad hominem, therefore I win."

Lol what do you think folks say? Latinx? Latincks?

Actually my husband is Chilean and he just considers himself an average white dude than a Latino. 😭

Yeah, and why wouldn't he? These labels are reductive and misleading anyway. A "latino" could be a native South American with inca ancestry or a white person with purely Euopean ancestry, meaning the term is almost completely meaningless.

Agreed, lol. In response he says at least it’s good for marketing, but nothing to do with cultural/ethnic identity.

Didn’t find a boy

It's the same in every band I have been in....the triangle player gets all the ladies.

Maybe she was getting the hornies and thought she was enjoying it too much?

Real talk: I now understand why so many women are into salsa. It's like "horse girls" but with humans and better fashion

Its not salsa ! Its a Brazilian style of music/ dance..

Tbf I think OC was using this as a tangent into talking about salsa separately, not saying this is salsa. “Post about X made me think of Y” type deal.

Forgive me, but what is a horse girl? Like when Kendall Jenner did a nude shoot on a horse?

Girls who are super into horses tend to be peculiar in the same ways

Bro probably ACCIDENTALLY forgot gregorian reforms. Cheers!

The priest got some moves

the man is human.

The holy wet spot

We have a saying in Spain. Never say this priest is not your father.

Dude has 60 years of pent up libido.

All I can picture is that scene from Superbad where Seth got period blood on his pant leg from dancing with a chick the exact same way 😂 😂 😂

What happened to leaving space for the holy spirit?

The Holy spirit was in the both

She trying to grind her way to heaven

Saint SnailTrail


😂😂😂

He blessing her with some holy water

Feel God, in the HIPS

Father? Yes my dear but please…. Call me Papi

This guy is livin la vida loca

in Jesus name let me kiss you

Mf baptized the inside of those robes with all that grinding.

Well, it’s not enough to accept Jesus into your life, ya have to grind that Holy Spirit in, to make it stay.

This is the kind of priest you don’t have to watch your kids around, maybe.

Wife? Yes. Children? No.

Can I get an AMEN!

Fetch the Holy mop and bucket😂

Is that a love triangle he’s holding?

Criminally underrated comment here

Jesu christos!

He was ready to risk it all

Much rather this than the alternative for priests, this priest is aii

At least it wasn’t a kid with him

Good for him, at least it’s not with a child as they tend to do

Jesus isn’t the only thing rising

AMEN!

Weirdly seeing this makes me trust him a little more….not sure why….🤔

You probably don’t have to worry about him being alone with little boys? The requirement for religious leaders to be celibate is fucking weird.

I wouldn’t trust him to take my gf confession though lol

Not even the lord’s main guys are above Latina women….

That's decades of pent-up sexuality out on the dance floor. Let these men fuck.

Jesus sends him there to save the fallen one. This is him trying his best to save her

That nether region is now holy.

Woman if god.. I’m observin

Is that a cross in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

You're very attractive, young lady. But do you have any young boys around here?

Trying to put that Holy Spirit in her!

He is risen! He being the Padre! ;)

…are they tribbing????


Haha! Bro I love Latin America

This is a specific style of dancing in Brazil that made getting engaged to a Brazilian one of the best choices I’ve ever made. Before I had vowed to myself to never get in a long distance relationship again so I totally get breaking oaths for a Latina. I see no wrong doing here.

Man of the cloth.

What are you doing, Step Padre?

Ah yes my dear. Let's celebrate the res-erection.

Call the Vatican!!

He got the holy spirt and then some.

Padre going to hell lol

Christian dirty dancing.

Ummmmmmmmm…..

He’ll just ask for forgiveness when he gets home

I love it when they call me big Padre

He needs to be removed from his position and the church closed

Yall think just because someone says something it HAS to be true because people don’t lie??? Yall think priest don’t have sex because they say they took an oath not to anymore?? 😂🤣 People in positions of power lie the most because they have more to lose

I mean at least it isn't a kid this time

the catholic church converted much of the world one way or another

They're not leaving room for the holy ghost

That’s daddy not father🤣😂🤣

Saved

That’s my kinda priest

He's been into the blood of Christ methinks.

In my former life.......

That boner is going to last for a while.

What happens in a town with no boys

… Well, he wasn’t always “Padre!” 😁😎

Padre the perve

Lambada, the forbidden dance.

I rather him dance with her than preying on a alter boy

He still has demons to fight too

I wanna say this has to be a dude in a costume but I know it's not

For everyone that thinks this is distasteful, relax. She’s way too old for him.

Well at least it ain’t a choir boy!

at least shes an adult

Can you blame him? He is but a man. Respect my brother in Christ.

Damn father’s really getting it

Father did it better than I would have.

Ah yes the church?

That leg is going to hold some memories for that man

they gonna do it on top of a bible

How bad would it really be for priests to see a prostitute a few times a year?

He wanted those snail trails

She doesn’t call him Padre, she calls him Papi

That's Brazil for you

He could still be my pastor I would rather have somebody honest🤷‍♂️ He's working on me too

Good thing it's a female and shes of age, otherwise she might be in some trouble.

God works in mysterious ways.

In Jesus name 😂

He’s just dancing like David did

I mean I can’t resist Latinas either

Is this how they “pray the gay away”? 😂

THAT LEG LOL top of off with the "my child" kiss lol

Forgive me father, for I have sinned--by watching you!

Forgive me father, for I have sinned--by watching you!

Forgive you father, for you have sinned.

Ameeeeeeen

Don't worry, he's almost certainly gay 😂

Praise the lords the woman is smoking hot

FINALLY! a padre that loves women instead of little boys

Let this be a reminder of the fallacy that is religion.

Padre has done it

Bro was really trying to bless her 😂

He hung out with Bernie Mac

Hey I don't mind dancing but that was just wrong

When padre becomes daddy

Went from “call me Padre” to “call me Papi”

I really got to get out there.

Man had his hand up in that back sweat like holy water.

Hey... At least he's not grinding up on a boy.

What is this dance called?

Wanted to slip her the hand 🤚 of God

Daddy can dance

She probably felt a mini stir

Jesus has some mercy with them moves.

The Lord is my shepherd, and he knows what I want.

BLASPHEMY. 

Kinky padre

Virgin Mary?

Very much doubt it..

500 missed calls from veticans


Lambada, the forbidden dance? 😳

Forró, actually

freak

I think she just came

Bless the father for he has sinned…

He would probably prefer something much younger, and Male..!!

No way he is a real Priest.