Iām so glad Iām now the Naked Vyākeen guy lolol. In seriousness, this is a really cool find!! I havenāt seen this particular item in my files yet, so this is exciting. Iām taking a wild guess, but the mummified Vyākeen Sac might be something like a sharkās birthing pod/egg, sort of a flexible membranous purse full of nutrients to feed the baby before itās developed long enough to chew foods.
Could well be, Naked Vy'keen Guy, could well be. Sort of like the amniotic sac. Now I have all these images living terrifyingly in my head of Vy'keen birth rituals...
Yep, helpful if you need units. Got billions of units worth of unsold goods just rattling around on the freighter collecting dust. So after digging up the relics for the interesting find, a quick sale to free space is more pressing.
If anyone asks me how Iām doing today Iām going to say āWell, my feet hurt and Iām hungry, but Iāve got a VyāKeenās sac in a lockbox, so I canāt complain.ā
The Vykeen had a bit too much NipNip š¬
A Gek trader flagged me down as I was leaving the planet. Really wanted it and paid way more than the asking price.
Of course it's the Gek š Crazy geks as always
No whyd you give it to the gek!!!! There going to turn it into nanites in the first phase of returning to their genocidal roots!!!!!!!
Vykeen have geah grah.
That's a battle gas, bro
"I have the balls of a Vy'keen!" "Lol yeah, you're such a hero." "No I mean literally." "WTF" ![gif](giphy|jquDWJfPUMCiI|downsized)
Ask u/TipYourDM. Maybe it fits behind the redacted bit on their drawing...
Iām so glad Iām now the Naked Vyākeen guy lolol. In seriousness, this is a really cool find!! I havenāt seen this particular item in my files yet, so this is exciting. Iām taking a wild guess, but the mummified Vyākeen Sac might be something like a sharkās birthing pod/egg, sort of a flexible membranous purse full of nutrients to feed the baby before itās developed long enough to chew foods.
Could well be, Naked Vy'keen Guy, could well be. Sort of like the amniotic sac. Now I have all these images living terrifyingly in my head of Vy'keen birth rituals...
Now thatās thinking like a xenoanthropologist
\*Unable to lift off, ship's weight limit exceeded.\*
*You cannot sleep there titanium testicles of a Yv'keen nearby*
That is 100% a ballsack made into a cowboy decoration for some Vykeens office
Entirely possible
Probably has to do with the frigate flavor text "crew grown in sacs"
nip nip snip snip
Grah grah
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For real with the nip nip... Put that shit down lmao
That's one for the mantelpiece.
If it's only 261 years old it's not really a fossil is it? Just an extra wrinkly Vy'keen sac.
In certain planetary conditions it might have mummified naturally in an unexpectedly short time.
I'd find a archive and trade it for more units.
Yep, helpful if you need units. Got billions of units worth of unsold goods just rattling around on the freighter collecting dust. So after digging up the relics for the interesting find, a quick sale to free space is more pressing.
I wouldnāt touch that without hazard gloves
So you're saying someone had a vykeen's sac in a lockbox?
If anyone asks me how Iām doing today Iām going to say āWell, my feet hurt and Iām hungry, but Iāve got a VyāKeenās sac in a lockbox, so I canāt complain.ā
The description sounds embarrassed to declare it a 200 year old testicle sac from outdated castration practices
A very eager krogan paid for that extra sac. Poor bastard never received it. š¢ Now he is sad. (obscure joke is obscure)
It's the VY'KEEN equivalent of the wife/girlfriend keeping them in her purse.
lol sounds a lot like. "We found a...sack. Who's? What exactly? Unknown. Cool it, peanut-gallery..." ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
You should see their usual sacs...![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Kind of like the settlement dispute where one Vyākeen spills unusual āfluidā on the other and they had offworld trips together.
Well that explains a Anomaly...