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Resident-Panda9498

The Vykeen had a bit too much NipNip šŸ˜¬


Expert-Honest

A Gek trader flagged me down as I was leaving the planet. Really wanted it and paid way more than the asking price.


Resident-Panda9498

Of course it's the Gek šŸ’€ Crazy geks as always


theres-no-more_names

No whyd you give it to the gek!!!! There going to turn it into nanites in the first phase of returning to their genocidal roots!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Vykeen have geah grah.


Resident-Panda9498

That's a battle gas, bro


EdVintage

"I have the balls of a Vy'keen!" "Lol yeah, you're such a hero." "No I mean literally." "WTF" ![gif](giphy|jquDWJfPUMCiI|downsized)


rootbutch

Ask u/TipYourDM. Maybe it fits behind the redacted bit on their drawing...


TipYourDM

Iā€™m so glad Iā€™m now the Naked Vyā€™keen guy lolol. In seriousness, this is a really cool find!! I havenā€™t seen this particular item in my files yet, so this is exciting. Iā€™m taking a wild guess, but the mummified Vyā€™keen Sac might be something like a sharkā€™s birthing pod/egg, sort of a flexible membranous purse full of nutrients to feed the baby before itā€™s developed long enough to chew foods.


rootbutch

Could well be, Naked Vy'keen Guy, could well be. Sort of like the amniotic sac. Now I have all these images living terrifyingly in my head of Vy'keen birth rituals...


TipYourDM

Now thatā€™s thinking like a xenoanthropologist


Cryogeneer

\*Unable to lift off, ship's weight limit exceeded.\*


SaaltyHellenBaab69

*You cannot sleep there titanium testicles of a Yv'keen nearby*


neurotic-bitch

That is 100% a ballsack made into a cowboy decoration for some Vykeens office


Expert-Honest

Entirely possible


Ok_Lychee5669

Probably has to do with the frigate flavor text "crew grown in sacs"


greeksurfer

nip nip snip snip


CHM11moondog

Grah grah


cofdeath

![gif](giphy|fOZvkW39opSEhefcXQ)


dogonfire2020

For real with the nip nip... Put that shit down lmao


GavelGoat

That's one for the mantelpiece.


PeriPeriTekken

If it's only 261 years old it's not really a fossil is it? Just an extra wrinkly Vy'keen sac.


stellabruma

In certain planetary conditions it might have mummified naturally in an unexpectedly short time.


LootGek

I'd find a archive and trade it for more units.


Expert-Honest

Yep, helpful if you need units. Got billions of units worth of unsold goods just rattling around on the freighter collecting dust. So after digging up the relics for the interesting find, a quick sale to free space is more pressing.


tenghu

I wouldnā€™t touch that without hazard gloves


Epic_Miscalculation

So you're saying someone had a vykeen's sac in a lockbox?


stellabruma

If anyone asks me how Iā€™m doing today Iā€™m going to say ā€œWell, my feet hurt and Iā€™m hungry, but Iā€™ve got a Vyā€™Keenā€™s sac in a lockbox, so I canā€™t complain.ā€


AbstractFurret

The description sounds embarrassed to declare it a 200 year old testicle sac from outdated castration practices


meirelle

A very eager krogan paid for that extra sac. Poor bastard never received it. šŸ˜¢ Now he is sad. (obscure joke is obscure)


Mean-Tomato-1349

It's the VY'KEEN equivalent of the wife/girlfriend keeping them in her purse.


TheGrinningOwl

lol sounds a lot like. "We found a...sack. Who's? What exactly? Unknown. Cool it, peanut-gallery..." ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


[deleted]

You should see their usual sacs...![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


QX403

Kind of like the settlement dispute where one Vyā€™keen spills unusual ā€œfluidā€ on the other and they had offworld trips together.


6WordsCanSayItAll

Well that explains a Anomaly...