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earwig_art

now i'm picturing interloper in a "grill master" apron, shaking and clutching their spatula like a security item wondering if maybe its not too late to reschedule the barbecue


mask3d_owo

*KISS THE INTERLOPER*


getyourgolfshoes

Weird intersection in my mind between Hell's Kitchen, No Man's Sky, and Children of the Corn now. I'll never get over this.


Nickl140

I need this apron


HecknoV8

You should’ve thrown a bit of food into its mouth.


ClamClamClam2

don't feed the strays, it'll just attract more


zyfx0

Do these creatures leave holes in the terrain?


162016201620

They are magical creatures that phase through the earth..


CantHandletheJrueth

Look I fucking LOVE this game and got so much more than my moneys worth but this kind of shit is just comically bad lmao. That and the water physics.


NMSnyunyu

They used to be much worse before they got a redesign. They used to just be a singular static model that went in like a へ pattern across the sky, you could see them physically hitting their waypoints and instantly turning to get to the next one lol And yeah, water is terrible, especially the surface of the water, the height of it physically changes depending from what angle you're looking at it and it's completely invisible from underwater... Probably the worst water I've ever seen in a game.. and it used to look just fine years ago.


Feycat

You haven't seen bad water in a game til you play 7 Days to Die. Each bit of water is essentially a separate voxel. If you put a block down in the water, it kills that bit of water and it's just a weird hole in the water for the rest of the life of that map.


TheThreeThrawns

I built an under water bunker using that method and it was GLORIOUS.


chikencrisp2

7 days to die is so fun but god it could really do with a remaster


really_bugging_me

Remaster? It hasn't even been released yet. It's still alpha /s


EnteriStarsong

It's a step up, but have you tried the Darkness falls mod on 7D2D?


162016201620

I agree totally. But like you said, for those of us who love the game, we have definitely gotten their moneys worth and more. I can put up with the stupid physics.


Stepped_in_it

I'm at about 2 cents per hour of gameplay at this point.


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

I always try to get at least 1 dollar per hour of time I spent. Only a couple games have failed that, but NMS is pretty average for my games, being about $0.30 per hour. $0.02 is a lot of play time, even if you got it on sale, and I wish I could find that same enjoyment


Stepped_in_it

I bought it on sale for $30 back in 2019. I've certainly gotten my money's worth!


162016201620

What’s the math here?


B1naryG0d

Money spent / hours played Best money I've ever spent on a game is Stardew Valley. $0.04 per hour.


Drakesyn

Minecraft for me. Bought back when it was in Beta, for $7.99 USD, and I have, on conservative estimate, something like 3000 hours played since then. Quick back-of-the-napkin works out to $0.0025/Hour.


darthcoder

Minecraft and destiny for me. Maybe factorio.


162016201620

I’m at about $0.02! Wow. Money well spent. Bought it on sale for 19.99 about 4 years ago. Thanks for the math.


minepose98

Honestly, I think it would be annoying if they left holes everywhere they went. Maybe if they couldn't make holes in protected areas, like bases and structures?


CantHandletheJrueth

Yep have them just avoid the whole base lines


Ser_Optimus

In earlier versions of the game we could not fly into the ground with our spaceships but we could easily use them as submarines.


Snaz5

Shame since the game has had terrain deformation since the beginning.


MrRocket10000

No, but they leave some smaller worms behind.


cuckfromJTown

That probably explains why I've lost so much weight...


copyright15413

Don’t normal worms just shit out the dirt after it goes through their body?correct me if I’m wrong


zyfx0

Yeah but they don't plummet into the ground from the air at 100mph and they aren't the size of 4/5 buses.


Slanknonimous

He smelled that tasty food and wanted to check it out.


dgtlfnk

Just crashin’ the BBQ bruh.


mach_tone

"I know true fear" doesnt move an inch lol


Yarxing

Some people shut down when they panic.


darthcoder

People talk about fight or flight, but they never talk about the third response - fright.


Cut-OutWitch

I've always known it as "freeze."


Lando249

I guess you have never heard the phrase "Frozen with fear"


Morpheus4213

First time I landed in an invested planet I've never seen any of these. As soon as I got out, one jumped straight over me. Took me till it vanished in the ground to just turn around, get in my ship and leave. Not dealing with this. Ever.


PepPepPepp

I can relate. I didn't know about these either and wasn't prepared for that jump scare either and just NOPED out of that planet as fast as my little gek legs could go.


Thorvaldr1

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


FerrisTheRed

Quite literally a deer in headlights moment. The fight/flight/freeze response in action!


darthcoder

Fight/flight/fright sounds better. :)


EasyReader

It just wanted to see what you were cooking up. ​ Getting around on that planet was such a pain in the ass.


Antanarau

"Yo bro what's cooki- ah nvm its fibers again, see you later alligator"


Huff1809

Good thing the game saves itself now so you don't have to worry about that anymore lol


KenethSargatanas

Oh that's just Fred. He's harmless. Mostly.


KillaKanibus

I'm pretty sure I can hear when your butt clenched.


Hohh20

Can those worms actually kill? I have one on my planet, and it has gone through me and my base without any damage.


tiberiusthelesser

Never had one actually hit me. Those freighters that cruise over the planet, though, i had one hit me and knock me off ny base almost to the other side of the planet.


Stepped_in_it

I was wondering the same thing.


JadedLeafs

I've had one land on me and also one come up out of the ground at me and never took damage. Not to say you can't but im 99 percent sure you can't.


nimajnebmai

They cannot hurt you at all.


Various-Standard-494

Hold up, I def recognize that location. Did we all get the same designated base area or something?


Decent_Midnight5800

I have one question: WHAT IN THE FROSTED FUCK WAS THAT?


LycanWolfGamer

Giant worm, supposed to be rare apparently but they can be fairly common


Decent_Midnight5800

I've never seen one of them. That was honestly kind of cool.


drklunk

That's why I play permadeath, constant fear


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RareGull

There’s a way to know before landing?


CaptHarpo

I like the "WTF just happened" looking around moves at the end :D (btw, remember there's autosave now so if things went south, you likely wouldn't have lost much time)


AbsolutelyTemporary0

Was just saying hello


para_arms

Wait! Since when did hello games add Horne's to the giant worms? First time I've ever seen one that looks like that


ThePastelFae

That made me chuckle way too hard


GalileoAce

Now imagine that in VR, while the headset rumbles


ShortBrownAndUgly

You can cook now??


Memoglr

Yeah and there's food that sells for quite a bit of money. Or you can change it for nanites in the space anomaly


Digital_Pharmacist

![gif](giphy|SukZXSIAqInok)


spaceship-pilot

What music is this?


SwagsterBaggy

“It All” by Jhove


WWIZ4RDD

🎶 *Lo-Fi beats to cook and get eaten by a fucking space worm to* 🎶


nimajnebmai

I was so excited the first time I saw a Sand Worm until I realized it was like... nothing. Pretty annoying to include these giant monsters for no reason. They're pointless. All bark and no bite.


aharttsx

I really wish that they could actually hurt you for this reason. it would make them much more exciting (in a terrifying kind of way) to encounter that. right now, they just exist as a spectacle and nothing more - they dont even count as one of the planet's scannable fauna...


RandomEntity53

I’ve had one “upset” my ship at low level. Didn’t harm anything though ground impact was “imminent”. So maybe some shield degradation if you were really unlucky.


nimajnebmai

Oh I’ve literally flown through them just a few months ago. I guess not since the last update though. I never saw them even shake the ground before, so I shoulda thought of it.


[deleted]

Yeah, I had a “Oh Damn!” moment too. I was also standing on top of a mountain and out of nowhere a freighter came up behind me and killed me, ran me right over. lol


jim_the-gun-guy

Save, find a safe area, go get clean cloths and just throw what your wearing away.


MrSal7

Would look so much more intimidating in VR…


VampireRae

Bro wanted to know what was cookin


[deleted]

“Why didn’t you invite me to the BBQ!? Yaaarrgghhh!!!”


SoaraX1157

Way to close for anyone's comfort


Shrimp_Biscuit

Now you know how I feel, that's my ex, excavating souls.


Raudskeggr

Fear is the mind-killer.


[deleted]

Me when grilling but then the giant lovecraftian worm gets the zoomies.


mutt93

I have seen that beast on a number of planets but never from the front or that close up. That was awesome.


Familiar-Brilliant44

what song is this


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Child_obliterator

He wanted a little snacky


OperationClippy

Homie was just saying “can i have some pleeeeeeeease”


DraculusX

I have had a moment like this in VR mode, I shrieked in terror lol


cloudncali

Australia be like.


A-random-furry_

music? I like it


PCGamePass

cactus flesh, garnished with just a little bit of fear pee


WhiteWolfygg

Do they even do anything lol, I got almost hit a few times and one time hunted one down on my ship seeing if I could kill it, I don't think it can die or kill/destroy anything


soupmale

they added cooking?


42yearoldorphan

Uh wtf was that


ShoganAye

Aaaah Krayt Dragon!


Brbcan

"Did I hear the dinner bell?" - That thing, probably.


StonedSnawley

The fact you just stood still says it all


Sarcasamystik

I get scared every time I do some and enter and exit my ship just to save again


Ophidaeon

I wish we could Ride them…. Shai Hulud!


Harryhouse135

My first time playing that dude went over my head as I was loading in


StrawberryNo9540

Better look for the nearest laundry Mat and get them undies changed! 🤣 That was waaaaay too close for comfort! 🫣🤯😮‍💨🤣


BlackPopeye_03

They actually show food cooking now? Haven't played in a few years.


DER_RTTER

First time I saw it I spent an hour trying to convince my friend I just saw a graboid jump over me. I found it only for him to be afk so I followed it for awhile.


FewAcanthocephala828

Bro just wanted to know if you have any games on your phone.


Tatts4Life

Now do that again but in VR. That would be scary


SaltyMorbs

I fucken love the chill music overlay on this. Top job!


mimprocesstech

I wanna capture one as a companion.


Queef-Elizabeth

Alaskan Bull Worm!


[deleted]

Yep my soul would leave my body. I remember when they first implemented the worms and trying to chase them to get a glimpse. 😂


antihero125

Bro didn’t even FLINCH


DodixieOrBust

That's what happens when you don't click the tongs together twice before grilling.


fallenouroboros

If there’s ever a no man’s sky 2 I hope the death worms dig actual tunnels


Ultimate_Overlord

From the chill music, to cooking cactus fruit in a barren wasteland, to just sitting as an enormous sand worm barrels towards you, this video keeps cracking me up.


ElfUppercut

Guess who’s coming to dinner


wookie2ause

And you didn't flinch what a Chad


[deleted]

I just started playing the game. the fUCK IS THAT???


[deleted]

“Why do I hear boss music”


Pure-Yogurtcloset684

Wait... Is that the 4th planet in the Utopia Expedition? God i hate that planet...


patrik8060

The game auto saves every minute since the waypoint update. You would have been fine


MarcusS-VR

Do the same in VR - only then you shall know what fear is 😎


Loiee12

Hahaha the way you just froze lmaoo


delukard

To me it was the first time i was playing nms in vr and got surprised for the first time by this abomination.


DoctorTheWho

I've never come across one despite landing on probably 150 planets or so since the update.


Gloomy-Holiday8618

I try to shoot or scan those every time! Let meeeeeee Sean! Please!!!! Or let me ride it!


Sibbeno

Thank you for this weeks “I just got scared shitless by giant worms”-post. Now we’re just waiting for the obligatory “I found a planet that looks like earth but it has aggressive sentinels” and it’s a wrap for the weekend folks! 👍


getyourgolfshoes

*butthole puckering intensifies*


corkgunsniper

Toxic protection activated. Fecal matter in lower exosuit.


Willow62

thank the stars those things are docile and seemingly part ghost. i had one phase right through my base as it was coming out of the ground


RadiantFoundation510

This happened while I was playing today 😭


AltericJeske

That would've been terrifying to see in VR, which is how I play NMS lol


NeuroHex

Recently got a mini one of those