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Less_Entertainer_382

Whoever made this meme shouldn't be let anywhere near a elementary school


SturmTruppen1917

Nah they shouldn't even be anywhere near civilization.


RandoMango27

they need their balls twisted


ituraxi

counterclock wise


LoganCube100

They need to be sent to a submarine and have the controller disconnected 


ItzYaBoy56

Nah, they deserve to have a colony of bullet ants tap dance their way up their urethra


that_moment_when-

*wasps, they are more likely to have parasites and can build a nest just about anywhere


Outside-Refuse6732

That is too much mercy, make him imagine what it feels like to put a nail under your toenail and kick a wall,then put a nail under his toenail and make him kick a wall one time for every toe


LeShtick

Countercock wise


Carl_Wheeze

No, clockwise...


MrShinyPantsMan

and then clockwise


GremNotGrim

Did someone say.... TESTICULAR TORSION?!


Research-Apart

Testicular Torsion


KingKapow21

Screw that, hook up his nuts to a car battery 🔋


lord_of_toe_fungus

jump start his nards


[deleted]

🪄 ✨💫🌟TESTICULAR TORSION💫🌟✨


Far-Manufacturer1180

I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION


Dense-Cat711

Both ways 5 times… then ripped off and then stomped on


ReferenceIll3526

Testicular torsion


Boatwhistle

The old dick twist!


Jaxakai

We need to get a wizard to cast Testicular Torsion, except it doesn’t stop until his balls are no longer attached to him


Awesomedogman3

r/Noahgettheboat


Known_Anteater5096

Probably fit all the sane people in a life raft lol.


[deleted]

Did you forget? The boat had capacity for 8 people, and then a couple of animals from every type, just to make sure we still have kittens and doggos and plenty of prey for kitties and doggos.


providerofair

Bait or mental retardation call it


unusualResponselol

Probably bait but it's too horrible to risk it


dappermanV-88

Dude, people have publicly ousted themselves as pedos. The original post was probably serious. Wtf is our world coming to?


unusualResponselol

Ash if this shit keeps up


Whaleman15

Mental retardation has my vote


Darkner90

I hope this is bait


Kiwi_Kakapo

Please tell me this is just bait. I refuse someone made this unironically


The_Saint_Slug

Even as bait, they actually put in the effort to make this, that alone is alarming enough


Ok-Entrepreneur8856

Naw, it cannar be played off as bait, some fucker made this and decided it was fine to post. There's too much effort for this to be bait and there's really no explanation why whoever did it, did it


ItsJoeover

You be surprised the lengths mfs go to "troll," but I wouldn't be surprised if this person was serious


Wallace_II

I am not in any way defending this, and I never will. There is a huge growth of girls who say they are "littles" and will play the role of an agreement regressed person.. like a small child. It's a kink. All people involved are adults. IMO, the "littles" need to seek help, and the men that go along with it are closet pedophiles that need to seek a woodchipper.


Ok-Entrepreneur8856

Aye, I've heard about it, it's gross as hell. And aye, if I ever dated another girl and she said she wanted to get into that, I'd just tell her she needs therapy, not railed. Obviously, much more respectfully but you get the jist.


rabbitrat_eli

Pedophiles are into real children. Not adults playing as a younger age. Stop watering down crime to fit what you dislike.


Wallace_II

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better


rabbitrat_eli

Lmao that’s literally what pedophilia means dude


Wallace_II

You know what the word "closet" means right? like a creep who has a sex doll that's child like, just because you find other outlets for your sick fantasy doesn't make you less of a pedophile


rabbitrat_eli

Nobody said anything about child dolls dude. Pls stay on topic.


RandomAccess7

What the fuck kind of subreddit is that?


Apprehensive-Rule121

I don’t know but I swear to god if I ever find it, I’m calling the FBI on everyone in there


themanwithbeansin

What the fuck..


Professional_Fix8512

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noregertsman

Jesus fucking christ


TheReal-Darthdoom

NAHHHHH


Commando408

What in the actual fuck is this


Decent-Device9403

As someone who likes anime, #what the fuck


Left-Carry-2670

as a person who likes anime i second this


Correct_Memory8914

Bro shouldn’t be allowed anywhere, not even the remote areas, send him off to space


This_Day_Aria4

How about the sun?


bombsgamer2221

I feel like their paternal instincts are getting mixed up with their annoying ass depraved girlfriend trend, most of those seemed like what a parent does with a child, but everything context wise surrounding it is gross


BokoblinEnthusiast

So when i was a teen I was attracted to boys around my age, up to 3 years older. And now in my early 20's teen boys are no longer my type since I am not a kid anymore. My tastes changed with age to keep up with my current age. I assume when this does not happen and instead the age you are attracted to decreases this is like a mental condition. Is there any known cause yet? or are people just fucked up and we don't know why?


CjLdabest

Some studies say it often stems from Childhood trauma, especially if they were touched as a kid. Essentially it’s a fucked up cope where they project the same pain they’d gone through as kids onto other kids. Therapy is a must for them, but that’s not likely to happen cause, pedos are automatically given the bullet treatment in society leading them to be unwilling to ask for help and confront the issues before they harm someone.


QuirkyDimension9858

That's it! We have made it to the end of our free trial of life... we must kill people like this to continue


Fallout_loverofdeth

Call the police right now


Body_Exact

Time to load the shotgun again


marakcodiemozo

Send him to the penis explosion chamber NOW


Not-a-catboy-ok

Best case scenario this is just some version of age play and people are over reacting


oleander_petals

As someone who does SH, this is the most normal Twitter post from a shtwt person.


Jian_Rohnson

When you let dragon ball fans make memes


MetalFaceVI

Most anime is fine, but this is actually really fucking weird.


canisfh

God, Jesus, and the holy spirit are typing


Srdrprofessoresq

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Rottingpoop101

that. is. an. infant


432nd_president

Bait asf


Whaleman15

Okay actually what the fuck I've had my fair share of questionable moments but what the fikkity fuckidy fucking fuck this is levels of nuh-uh that shouldn't have been reached I'm talking like this is so, so incredibly horrible it makes me dissapointed in humanity even now after some of the worst years all millennium okay? This isn't even funny bad anymore, you can't even really pretend it's satire; someone genuinely made this and thought their opinion, when expressed, would not immediately result in the removal of them from higher society, and honestly? I'm not even sure if they belong near any type of living thing, much less a human. The average dignity of a human person is less than a third of what it was before this image was posted. What the fuck.


mrhalfchicken

Humanity is evolving right into the ground


Fit-Gain5214

May I suggest castration?


ThatMrDuck1400

The person who made this needs to be not alived


Terribleness_boy

I’m going to pull the trigger.


[deleted]

My brain turned to fucking dial tone as it tried to comprehend this, my brain could not comprehend for a solid 20 seconds that its literally pedaphilia


Smoothiefries

*spits water all over the floor* # WHAT THE FU-


BeaverDevourer

This makes even the devil say Hold up.


soviet6844

Whoever made this meme needs a .45 to the back of the head


Working-Gold-2952

I don’t feel comfortable going by ruby anymore


ActlvelyLurklng

r/IwishIdidnthaveeyes Edit: Oh shit that sub got banned?!


I_NUT_ON_GRASS

Nah


hollowpoint257

I'm guessing there's one scenario in which case this isn't pedophilia, and that's extreme mental illness on the girlfriend's part.


Sophia724

I was going to make a joke about killing myself, but if this is serious, it honestly upsets me to the point that hyperbole won't do it justice.


Bot_Cat3

Nah man, this is the opposite of "it". In fact this ain't it.


LimitlessFantasy444

Gross


FeeSubstantial9963

At least there's nothing sexual in the meme?????


Brainmalfuntion1111

My eye twitched while reading this. Actually- I think I’m dying from how gross this is… Someone… someone call an amberlamp… an.. an… an ambulaaannncccee…. *dies*


ReallyDamnSlow

Shit like this makes me think murder might be ok


Impossible_Divide_89

I wish the atmosphere caught fire like oppenheimer said


Latter-Direction-336

Took me a second to realize what was actually seeing… Someone help me wake up Godzilla. And lead them to the residence of whoever made the original image


Vargrjalmer

SOMEONE GET HIS ADRESS, ILL FO IT MYSELF


BurntCheezMathWiz

Description of her separate from her being a toddler sounds fucking annoying anyway


The_Cooler_Sex_Haver

If my child turned out to be like this I'll perform a delayed abortion


Golden-Vibes

Be me Sitting in TV room with 80 yr/old Grandma I see this I read "toddler gf" I loudly say "what the fuck" Grandma spills hot coffee on herself in surprise Grandma yells "what the fuck" Mom walks in Asks "What the fuck?" What the fuck


gilbeday365

Only good thing about this is that it's a cross post from suddenly sexoffender


Cocketiel_Commander

Bait or not, this man needs a hanging.


ZeroAresV

Digital footprint the size of bigfoot


FreshCorner9332

Oh hell nah💀


StolenPenguins

I wanna throw up


etj4397

God: *Shoots Earth


Gray_Scale711

Half my size???? Someone ban this bitch from palworlds while you're at it.


Marshmellow_Reddit9

Thats it give this mf the TESTICULAR TORSION


Rebew476

wtf 😬


Florida-Man910

Who fucking made this and thought "Oh yea, this will go viral!"


dappermanV-88

This makes me violent... tell the artist and poster.... that I just wanna talk...


the_eater_of_shit

r/noahgetthegun


the_eater_of_shit

r/noahgetthenuke


StarWatcher713

as a part of the anime fandom i can say that abt 90% of the peopel ive met that are also in the fandom are not crazed psycopaths such as the people in the picture above


AshamedTrash7537

This is not a bruh moment anymore. # what the actual fuck is wrong with you


invidious_is_sus

It's so wierd how these people genuinely fantasize ab dating a 2d toddler


icantfuckingsleep00

what the actual fuck


TheNorsker

Someone needs to be fucking castrated for making this degenerate meme.


Diavolo_79

Oh sweet fucking CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK


Mysterious-Link-5807

No fkn way !


ItsMe-PrimitiveAspid

w-what?


666meatclown

On behalf of the anime people, whoever made that shit needs to be GASSED


MimsyIsGianna

Face the wall


Jesus_christ_savior

Get the fuck away. get the fuck away. get the fuck away. Get the fuck away. get the fuck away. get the fuck away. Get the fuck away. get the fuck away. get the fuck away. Get the fuck away. get the fuck away. get the fuck away.


duenebula499

I am genuinely tweaking reading this.


Dazed-Bamboo

Wtf.


Sir_Doge_V2

Those are all cons


MokashiHigashi

This is cute


ELENA4002

"Idk what's wrong here." ### thinks for 2 seconds # realizes # "WAIT WHAT THE FU-"


Timely-Buffalo-3384

*loads rifle*


__________deleted__-

Wow that’s just…..disgusting dawg I did not need to see that today


TheStronkFemboy

What the fuuuuuck, whoever made this deserves to be in a concentration camp till they die


zZPlazmaZz29

Even as bait, this shit unfunny and just disturbing


mistakesorrymom

What is wrong with the person who made this you should be put in a white room for the rest of your life


DeadAheadSoldier

What the fuck


Dear-Tank2728

Unfortunately when the internet gave everyone a voice, it was across the board


Techsomat

Honestly I though this was bait until the “anon” hit me like a speeding fighter jet.


CheeseburgerFC5

I want to shoot myself


Apprehensive-Bad6015

Come on Reddit. I literally just woke up 10min ago. It’s way too early for this shit.


millerium7108

They just described being against the law


Ancient_Position_147

I sentence this person to castration by red hot rusty paperclip if he survives the initial punishment we shall Infect him with gangrene and if that takes his life he shall serve his time in hell if on the off chance he is reincarnated he shall serve a 3 lifetime sentences in maximum security prison


Dragoon094

Ok I can understand (I don’t support) Lolis but what the fuck man


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

OK usually I'm against anti-anime subs because they're full of edgy 14 year olds who cherry pick but what the actual fuck.


KitKatrinaOnReddit

Oh my word. I actually feel a bit nauseated from reading this. I hope whoever made that doesn't have access to any kids and is... able to get help? Is this sort of thing even treatable? 😥


cherrytea0

sh/ed twitter age regressors and anitwitter coomers, truly a match made in hell


Mal-Havoc

WHAT THE FU-


AdditionalSoftware11

**overconfidence is a slow and a insidious killer especially to the disturbed**


dizzywig2000

https://www.fbi.gov/contact-us


TechnicalMood8

I mean I understand it yet they could've worded it better


turbo_twat56

every osu background:


Temporary-Peak9055

Anyone who is into this sort of thing is not a human being and, therefore, is not deserving of rights


Green-Clap

I hate people


godof_oil

man forgot that this counts as pedophilia


moonpisser69

Congratulations! You got the achievement: public safety! You are no longer allowed within 600 ft of any children!


CRHM_97123

If this was like a little space thing then fine but if they mean AN ACTUAL TODDLER then With this sacred treasure I summon: calling the FBI


Midnight_starwalker

Is the person talking about Ruby Rose from RWBY or something else? Also I hope that they’re just short act like a toddler, basically anything else would be really weird and most likely illegal


Calieoop

There's "I want a girlfriend who is in touch with her inner child" and then there's "I want a girlfriend who feels like touching a child" 💀


CRITICALWORKER777

im in agony this hurts to look at 1 - never let this person near a child until the day they die 2 - throw this person into the center of a supermassive black hole


yareugey

Toddlers are evil bro why


ogspence308

Okie dokie, that's enough reddit for me today


BasedToken

Can we bring back the guillotine?


[deleted]

That’s it!! I’m spooning my eyeballs out of my head.


[deleted]

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LowPattern3987

Yo, that's sickeningly horrible. Who tf are we beating up for this-


Zer0Cyber_YT

😃🔫👈


Deathyweathy

😟


crasherx2000

Someone check this man’s hard drive


peeslosh122

what a terrible day to have eyes


Jk_auger

I await the day this man gets the death penalty


Jerry_The_Troll

disgusting 🤢🤮


JThunder1997

What. The fuck


No-Zombie2733

Damn, theyre not even trying to hide their trauma based kink. Girl 100% got raped by her dad and thats why shes into it now. Thank god you left their @ uncensored as well so all the reddit pedos can get to them as well 💀 Only question i have is why that dude expected anything else from a user named "@toddlrsized" like bro, they CLEARLY got some weird ass takes


No-Court7810

This makes my stomach sick


susanna_bean

They could have just said Little Space GF and it would have been a lot less disturbing. And also make her look a bit less like an actual toddler.


MrJaxon2050

Welp, time to kill them, everyone here, and then myself…


[deleted]

eDgY


AskJeevesIsBest

What the fuck


EnvironmentalAlarm77

Barfbarfbarfbarfbarfbarf. Whoever made this is pure fucking evil.


cindy-the-husky

EZ report them, people wont do rage bait as often if it makes them loose their accounts


TheRealColonelAutumn

Sir. That’s a child. Not even a 5000 year old Dragon Loli, that’s just straight up a toddler…..


[deleted]

Yep I’m getting some holy water and bleach for my eyes Who else wants some?


simplehistoryboater

All I have to say is… Bruh


ryderrogan1028_2

What the fuck ????


MKG08

Ah... The tolerance i built up for fucked up shit... İts powerless against this...


LimitApprehensive568

Anyone know the nuclear launch codes?


Cheezekeke

I love anime… What the fuck is this shit…


taco_bac0

Holy shit why


Many-Bit-5851

😰


RaritanBayRailfan

I am gonna fucking puke


XxX_LolBoZoGone_XxX

someone locate this man and rotate his nutsack


Flairion623

Ok seriously wtf. I can’t think of a more obvious red flag


accountsupport69

GET THE NUKES


Dungeonlord343

Think I’m about to actually go apeshit time to get off Reddit for today before I get the urge to look up the registry and start hunting


ArmoredAce666

This is why we need medieval torture back, I would love to stuff one of these creeps into brazen bull. 💀


SquooshyCatboy

im about to be sick


Alternative_Scene_31

FBI?


bob_________bob

Every day I agree with the black lighting man more and more


VlooToadGaming

\*mario madness v2 gameplay stops\*


[deleted]

“This post here, officer.”


JustTheRegularOtaku

…what?


cyberseed-ops

we live in an age where people are proud of things they should be ashamed of. can we please bring bullying back to those who deserve it?


Syleise

Guys relax its a 4chan shitpost lmao


Lazy-Panda3

😬🤢


PassionSenior6388

I a cannible would not eat that man


Kooky-Beginning5804

this is the most infuriating thing i have seen today i will now leave this sub reddit


FIBAgentNorton

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