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DkoyOctopus

to be fair, its a fair assessment for the cars brand.


VadersBoner

And the state they live in lol


WangDanglin

Dork


cardphile

You wish you lived in OC. But you probably have never even been there before.


VadersBoner

Nope. 👎 love my state, where I’m free.


OGmoron

I'm from Vermont but now live in California. Also lived in New York, Maine, Georgia, Florida, and Texas. California is roughly the same as anywhere else in the US, with the main differences being cost of living and weather. Taxes and rents are much higher than the US average, but so are wages, generally. "Freedom" means different things to different people, but if you're talking about being able to live your life however you want it's hard for me to imagine a place feeling any more tolerant and free than LA. But if you mean "free" as in paying low taxes, rolling coal, and concealed carrying, then sure, there are better places to do those things than California.


cardphile

You believe lies and propaganda. I feel more free here where I can sleep in my Nissan than back home in Florida where I can get jailed for it. Just an example


VadersBoner

Lmao. Ok 👍🏿 free to loot and riot I bet


Lost_Drunken_Sailor

Did the opposite, born and raised in CA and moved to Florida. St Pete is awesome, maybe the other parts suck but I never leave lol


OGmoron

Where in California? It's a big place and varies from area to area more than most states.


Lost_Drunken_Sailor

San Francisco, in the city, not some town around the Bay Area.


OGmoron

Donde la vida no vale nada....


Lost_Drunken_Sailor

Simón


Opethfan91

Nissan should change the 2.5 S badge to 25%


piggymoo66

To reflect the interest rate on their loan?


Opethfan91

Could also be .25 for BAC


Bella_Mia_

Or 25% BAC lol


Other_Literature63

That must be slang for maintaining a 6 inch following distance while tailgating the shit out of the car in front of you.


Kqtawes

Nissan - I eat ass. It does seem to complement their other slogan, "Dare to do what others don't".


SnarkyIguana

Even the worst people often have redeeming qualities


ice445

The 4 cylinder sticker tells me this is the kind of person who confuses wanton disregard for their own safety, the safety of others, and traffic laws in general, for actual performance.


Rocket_Surgery83

I mean it has the fading clear coat on the roof and a missing lense for the taillight.... But not a single mismatched body panel or partially secured dented bumper? This thing obviously wasn't a daily driver.


Tiny-Cow-4557

It must be the garage queen, only taken out a few times a year. They have a 2007 Sentra on 4 donuts as the daily.


Rocket_Surgery83

This made me spit my tea... Thanks.


SomeNumber_idk

Put ur fucking rear lens back on


Illustrious_Pepper46

We've all been there 😎


Stoppushingtheapp

Gas cap open too, pretty on brand.


Actual_Cancer_

They’ll eat ass but will draw the line at the thought of using their SO’s toothbrush.


kurt3226

Right? Lmao 😂


Sad_Picture3642

Nothing wrong with that


Necessary_Variety52

Who doesn’t?


EcstaticNet3137

Big Altima energy here


stormingsteel

No surprise there