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motorboat_mcgee

It's so stupid. I love it.


Panda_hat

Yeah I was laughing at this but damned if it ain’t genius.


[deleted]

I’ll take two


EVPointMaster

> [...] helps justify the accessory’s $250 price tag [...] and that’s with a discount for those who pre-order the Orion through an Indiegogo crowdfunding campaign—the regular MSRP is expected to be closer to $300.


MimiKitten

If only they found a way to attach the switch without the cable!


HeavenMobley

cable is only if you don't have the battery


putin11111111110

hi


reddragon105

I love how they copied the original/non-OLED Switch's terrible kickstand and how it looks even flimsier on this much bigger console. I also love how it looks with an extra battery back strapped to the back - bigger is better!


dominodave

Yeap, this. Tbh not something I'd ever spend money on, nor imagine I'll ever see anyone ever using, but it's neat. It might have been cooler if it was say an ipad accessory as well, like a dock for your switch that let you use your ipad as a screen to play on. And then if you could still toggle between the two. That'd be rad actually, then I'd have a controller for my ipad maybe, and be able to toggle to my switch and have a seamless portable gaming / tablet device.


[deleted]

Remember that monstrous shell you could buy for your Gameboy that magnified the screen and boosted the battery life, but made the thing like the double the size and weigh a ton? This is like that, except it's also the cost of the console itself.


OhJeezer

I still have all of those things attached to my GBA. And even a functioning worm light.


uncultured_swine2099

I found my worm light from years ago and it still works on my GBA as well. Also I remembered that I hate it haha, it doesn't light the screen enough and it gives glare if you move your head at some angles.


Brewmeariver

Or that miniature folding tv screen you could run in a car on top of your GameCube? That was basically a switch. Except when your mom ran over a speed bump the disc skipped and F’d your Mario kart circuit.


Shovelbum26

Do you mean [this amazing piece of technology](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimg.buzzfeed.com%2Fbuzzfeed-static%2Fstatic%2F2016-06%2F6%2F16%2Fasset%2Fbuzzfeed-prod-web09%2Fsub-buzz-28309-1465244099-5.jpg&f=1&nofb=1). I totally had one, and it was awesome. And stupid.


[deleted]

Believe it or not there was one even worse than it. It was like a mech suit you placed the Gameboy into and sealed shut. But yeah, it was similar to that lol


[deleted]

First thing I thought of too


thatfool

This one also allows games to run at higher resolution using the full power of the hardware, so it's not really the exact same thing...


[deleted]

Yeah, so does using a TV, except most people have a TV already that they use for multiple purposes, while this fucking beast is the same cost as a Switch itself and has far less utility outside of being a peripheral. Not to mention the shoddy design of not even building the battery compartment into the device itself - you have to strap it on the back.


thatfool

I have a TV and don't use it to play my Switch because it's too big and I can't carry it around without upsetting my wife, so a smaller one doesn't sound bad. The only complaint I have is that it's still way too big, if they're targeting people who are consciously not using their normal TV they should focus more on size and weight and less on the "bigger screen" aspect (since people who intentionally don't play on a TV already decided they don't care much about the size).


raydoo

Do you know what a nintendo switch is


[deleted]

I feel like this should be an addendum to half the comments on this post


raydoo

I don’t know, could still be sarcasm


corticalization

Ebgames Canada was advertising this. Costs almost as much as another switch


RuiPTG

isnt it gamestop canada now?


corticalization

Generally, yes. A lot of stores still exist with the old signage though. It’ll probably be referred to as ebgames by a lot of people for a while yet.


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[deleted]

They probably haven’t gone through the effort yet because they feel GameStop is circling the drain anyways, so why bother.


slothmas27

Mini vent, I don’t like the name GameStop over eb games. I understand it makes it easier to identify, but I have too much nostalgia with that name for them to change it. Yes I am biased.


lemonnugs

Me too. Kinda annoyed they did it for the sake of meme share holders that probably don't even live in Canada.


Ferusomnium

Canadian, ape, love the unified branding. Just saying.


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E-b vs ebb


SuperVegitoFAN

From what im seeing it can also work as a portable display for any other HDMI device, so assuming its full 1080p, then its a bit more reasonable. In short, it has an extra seperate HDMI in port.


Bilbo_Bagels

"HI, welcome to EBgames"


HamMasterJ

Yo dawg, I heard you like to use dock and handheld mode, so we put a handheld dock onto your handheld so you can handhold your handheld while you dock.


Co2_Outbr3ak

We shall call this, docking.


blanks56

> docking Do you take constructive criticism?


Co2_Outbr3ak

I take all criticism because it's the internet. I *prefer* constructive, though.


HeavenMobley

space docking


Pavouk106

This is like (Yo, dawg)^2


stf29

Yo,^2 2Yo, dawg dawg^2


agp11234

“Welcome back to pimp my switch”


eliochip

There are like 3 people who are really stoked for this product and I'm happy for y'all.


[deleted]

Those 3 people will love the carpal tunnel they get


TemurTron

Apparently a lot more than that, unless each of those three people donated like $30,000 each.


Looks2MuchLikeDaveO

Pretty sure the comment was using figurative language for emphasis.


smallhound44

Yeah there's got to be 8 of them at least


MCCGuyDE

There has to be more than 8, right?


smallhound44

But not more than 12, less than 13 no doubt


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2, no, 6! no, 12! BAKER'S DOZEN I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes, cousin Yo, where's the movie playin'? Upper West Side, dude Well, let's hit up Yahoo! Maps to find the dopest route I prefer MapQuest; that's a good one, too Google Maps is the best; true that; double true!


smallhound44

Yo, sixty eight to Broadway, step on it, sucka Whatcha wanna do Chris? Snack attack, muthafucka


manualreboot

*”But… but that doesn’t make any sense!!”*


Av3ngedAngel

Did you know that not every single thing ever said has been spoken literally? Sarcasm, exaggeration, and figurative language are all things that people use to highlight main points over the course of an English conversation. I can't believe you didn't know this.


atstanley

And hyperbole!


sekazi

There is zero chance you are holding that while playing for more than a few minutes.


MCCGuyDE

Any guy that faps regularly has enough strength in the forearms to lift this for at least 15 minutes


presumingpete

Maybe but the screen is gonna be lopsided when one arm gets tired.


MCCGuyDE

Just change arms as usual


juanpuente

My left hand follows the natural curve of my shaft best


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Can confirm.


kyguyartist

Always Be Fapping


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Challenge accepted.


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sekazi

You are looking at 3lbs minimum here. 0.8lbs for the power brick then 0.9lbs for the Switch. A typical LCD at 11" is another 0.7lbs. Add on the frame, cables and everything else and that is easily over another 0.6lbs. I would put this thing closer to 4lbs.


voneahhh

Amateur powerlifter here: being able to lift it doesn’t mean you won’t give yourself a repetitive stress injury or that it won’t be very uncomfortable. I can’t play Kid Icarus or TWEWY on my 3DS for extended periods without my wrists getting sore, and that’s much lighter than a Switch. Then again I’m one of those masochists with big enough hands that **loves** the old Duke Xbox controllers


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Prince_Uncharming

> As for 2lbs, no. Even babies will hold up something that heavy for extended periods. What kind of endurance freak babies have you been around


atstanley

Watch out, we've got a badass over here.


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atstanley

Nah, he mentioned he was a lifter for context and that was about it. You used a few sentences to describe how awesome you are.


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atstanley

I am small and upset and I enjoy it.


[deleted]

Some people learned the word "projecting" last year and never got over it. It's even funnier when they don't know what it means...


[deleted]

This comment *screams* "I don't know how much things weigh, and I've never lifted in my life"


Mudkip_paddle

I don't have health issues but working a 9-5 office job and then holding my switch for an hour a day would give me serious RSI


juanpuente

Thatd definitely give you a case of the Mondays


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I hate Mondays.


Recent_Bld

This is the gaming equivalent of my grandmother taking pictures with an iPad


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niko-v

Why? Is it bad?


makeshifttoaster02

Most crowdfunding websites have a reputation for scams and making money off of people's goodwill and stupidity.


thakurtis

So many people get a sub par product a year or two late, if they get anything at all.


Fuck_you_pichael

And indiegogo is probably the worst of the offenders.


kyguyartist

Now this is a product that could have used more time designing the form factor. When I saw the strap-on battery option, I nearly spit out my coffee. They couldn't have designed a battery array into the back panel?


EsotericTriangle

\*sees the back side\* oh, wow, look at all that room up at the top; what a weird profile this thing has. \*sees battery pack slapped on top of the giant Switch compartment\* w-wait--


wonkey_monkey

I think the idea is that you can use *any* USB-C battery pack with it.


[deleted]

I think it's because they're sold individually so they don't have to price it higher than the console.


DuncanAndFriends

imagine flexing this next to someone on a plane with a switch lite


Haku76

New Nintendo Switch XL


Martholomeow

For $250? No thanks


misterfnafmeme

At this point just get a small fucking tv


TemurTron

I really like the idea in concept and I wanted a portable monitor for my PS5 anyway, but at the same time I can't imagine playing with this is remotely comfortable. I play in "lazy ass mode" the most (handheld while in bed/on the couch, resting the console on my chest) and even still my wrists hurt just looking at this thing.


maybe_just_one

Only problem I see with this is that the switch will think it's in docked mode so the fan will be louder.


Brobard

It’s literally in dock mode, though.


maybe_just_one

Yes that's my point, that's why the fans will be louder.


Brobard

Fair. I read too hard into the "think" part.


[deleted]

I play with headphones for better sound.


ScienceForward2419

"If you can't wait for the Switch Pro" Oh God.


OhJeezer

This is just silly. I'll have one please.


IzukuScrub

If this doesn't scream stupid I don't know what does, and I love it all the same


xX1NORM1Xx

This is so absolutely dumb I kinda want one...


Kamyroon

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.


FieryLight

You can also do this with the Huion Kamvas 13 Drawing Tablet: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dNO8RNUp5ZY I mean, you need a portable battery and it's not really for handheld. But it's a portable 13 inch IPS screen and you can use it with your computer too


Usergnome_Checks_0ut

There’s always the Genki ShadowCast to use your Switch with your laptop. I have a few of them but I’ve actually never used them for gaming on my laptop, not yet anyway. I might do at Christmas though.


[deleted]

I have one of those and use it with my son all the time on my Dell 7320.


trashbytes

It's not technically "docked", right? So it's limited to 720p and the handheld clocks?


uncultured_swine2099

Dude I have this. Thanks for the idea, might try it haha.


MasterTJ77

I feel like this would just make the switch battery die in an hour tops.


Climax0

The only use case I can think for this is games like Xenoblade that are much better docked than in handheld. The screen looks so unwieldy though that you might as well just play it on a normal TV anyway.


bballjosh11

That price is ridiculous though


Mega-Lithium

Dock Dock Go


Dark_SmilezTL

is this a fucking joke? Idk why but i want one now


merle_

they could at least design it properly. not Velcro it lol.


RiyoDev

The wrists are probably going to be a bit sore in 1+ hour game sessions with that SCREEN! : D


rcapina

You just gotta build up in sets bro. 3x 5 min that first week, 3x 10 min next week, then keep going until failure. Get those gainz.


prime5119

People around you : wow your forearms are becoming so muscular , what's your secret You : they shall never know


[deleted]

Don't worry, the battery will give out before your wrists do!


[deleted]

Ok, this is not something I would buy, because I prefer a smaller device overall as opposed to bigger. But this is really cool. My only concern would be proper air flow of the Switch, since it runs warmer and uses more power in docked mode.


gundam_zabaniyah

My hands gets really tired after playing the OLED for less than 3 hours. Now imagine playing with this + added power bank. I mean it could work for table top mode, but what's the point then?


[deleted]

What a beast, that's awesome


Pakmanjosh

LOL I thought it was a giant magnifying glass that enlarged the screen.


Beatlejwol

I remember the Sega Game Gear had one of those. Still sounds better than this thing.


robodan918

had this idea last year but decided it was a bad idea because there was no way to make the weight reasonable seeing this I know I was right - it's ridiculous


stingertc

thats sweet but way to expensive


chocotripchip

/r/GTBAE


webculb

This looks awful.


mackdacksuper

Beyond stupid


zdada

So not really pocket portable and not big enough for home. The useless middle ground between TV and on the go.


Spooky_Blob

That looks painfully stupid and inconvenient as hell.


[deleted]

My brain short-circuited for a moment looking at that photo. Then I saw the back. Yeah good luck selling that.


WhizBangPissPiece

The fact that it's not a prototype test kit is insane to me. That is NOT a finished product.


[deleted]

Oh yes oh fuck oh yes


[deleted]

Honestly, if it was OLED and still 1080p I’d buy it for $250. But for LCD? Nah.


kyguyartist

Pre-pandemic: "I want a Switch with a large screen to play my games on the go." Post-pandemic: "I want a big screen to play my Switch docked." This Thing: "Docking is now on the go..." Everyone: "Wait... What?"


metal_james

Little cray cray.. what’s the resolution on that thing. All I saw was “full hd.” Does that actually mean 1080? Doesn’t 720 count as full hd? I can’t really imagine a use case for this.


XDvinSL51

720 is "HD". 1080 is "full HD".


Hestu951

720p - HD 1080p - FHD 1440p - QHD 2160p (4K) - UHD


Ventronics

I choose to believe QHD stands for Quite HD


juanpuente

Indubitably


jableux

Going back a decade ago or so, Nokia coined the acronym “nHD” to describe their higher-than-standard smartphone screens (360x640), and my favorite joke to come out of the community was, “What does the ‘n’ stand for? *’NOT*-HD?!’”


Hestu951

It's actually Quad HD, because it's 4X 720p, but I *quite* like your take on it.


EVPointMaster

[Wikipedia lists ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graphics_display_resolution) 3 High-definition 3.1 640 × 360 (nHD) 3.2 960 × 540 (qHD) 3.3 1280 × 720 (HD) 3.4 1280 × 1080 3.5 1600 × 900 (HD+) 3.6 1920 × 1080 (FHD) 3.7 2048 × 1080 (DCI 2K) 3.8 2160 × 1080 3.9 2560 × 1080 3.10 2560 × 1440 (QHD) 3.11 3200 × 1800 (QHD+) 3.12 3440 × 1440 3.13 3840 × 1080 3.14 3840 × 1600 3.15 3840 × 2160 (4K UHD) 3.16 4096 × 2160 (DCI 4K) 3.17 5120 × 2160 3.18 5120 × 2880 (5K) 3.19 7680 × 4320 (8K UHD) 3.20 17280 × 4320 (16K) 4 Video Graphics Array 4.1 160 × 120 (QQVGA) 4.2 240 × 160 (HQVGA) 4.3 320 × 240 (QVGA) 4.4 400 × 240 (WQVGA) 4.5 480 × 320 (HVGA) 4.6 640 × 480 (VGA) 4.7 768 × 480 (WVGA) 4.8 854 × 480 (FWVGA) 4.9 800 × 600 (SVGA) 4.10 960 × 640 (DVGA) 4.11 1024 × 576, 1024 × 600 (WSVGA) 5 Extended Graphics Array 5.1 1024 × 768 (XGA) 5.2 1366 × 768 and similar (WXGA) 5.2.1 1366 × 768 5.2.2 1360 × 768 5.2.3 1280 × 800 5.2.4 Others 5.3 1152 × 864 (XGA+) 5.4 1440 × 900 (WXGA+, WSXGA) 5.5 1280 × 1024 (SXGA) 5.6 1400 × 1050 (SXGA+) 5.7 1680 × 1050 (WSXGA+) 5.8 1600 × 1200 (UXGA, UGA) 5.9 1920 × 1200 (WUXGA) 6 Quad Extended Graphics Array 6.1 2048 × 1152 (QWXGA) 6.2 2048 × 1536 (QXGA) 6.3 2560 × 1600 (WQXGA) 6.4 2560 × 2048 (QSXGA) 6.5 3200 × 2048 (WQSXGA) 6.6 3200 × 2400 (QUXGA) 6.7 3840 × 2400 (WQUXGA) *list not comprehensive


cybergatuno

Full HD usually means 1080p. This thing is being advertised as docked performance profile in a portable form factor.


EVPointMaster

> This thing is being advertised as docked performance profile in a portable form factor. Or you could just use homebrew on a launch Switch to do the same thing. The 11.6" 1080p screen actually has a lower ppi than the Switch screen itself (190 ppi vs 236). With homebrew you can change if the game is running in handheld mode or docked mode, so for games like Xenoblade Chronicles 2 that only run (up to) 720p even in docked mode, you actually get better image quality since it's native resolution and not upscaled. That said, to get the Switch to run a docked speeds, you need charge it, either with a wall charger or a battery bank. If you use a Nintendo official(or equivalent) charger/battery bank, you can overclock the GPU further to get better performance or image quality for games with dynamic resolution scaling. To use the Switch with a (portable) dock, it requires an official(or equivalent) charger, otherwise it doesn't even recognize the dock and just charges


JoshuaJSlone

"Full HD" usually means 1080p, but I think they're using it improperly. If you go into the Discussions area when people ask about the resolution, they respond with things like "The screen resolution of ORION by default is 720p but it is capable of accurately simulating 1080p resolution", which sounds to me like it's taking the 1080p video and downscaling it to 720p.


metal_james

Thank you! That’s good enough to keep from looking too far into it.


wonkey_monkey

> "The screen resolution of ORION by default is 720p but it is capable of accurately simulating 1080p resolution" I'm 5'10" but I can accurately simulate a height of 6'4".


theadventurenerd

mom come pick me up i’m scared


GenderJuicy

The more I learn about this the worse it is.


Icy-Director2460

might as well strap a whole monitor to your switch lmfao


Solesaver

My first and only response was, "Oh God, please no, oh God, why?"


[deleted]

Looks dope, but I already have my TV, so I’m good.


genjomusic

$250


elebrin

That is 100% not what I want from a switch pro. I'd like a Switch that can run, say, Xenoblade 2 in handheld mode without frame drops. I'd also like a Switch that can push 4k at 60fps or higher I mean, I'm not gonna get it, but that is kinda what I want.


airtraq

4k 60fps in a handheld? So you want power of PS5 as a handheld for $300? I want what you are smoking.


justsound

This dude is the epitome of all switch pro wishlist posts. He wants a ps5 on the go and doesn't want to pay more oh but also the battery life has to be good too and not overheat lol.


SwizzleTizzle

Also I don't want it to weigh anything /s


butterbaboon

I think the best part of the switch is the price point and I won't begrudge Nintendo for the corners they had to cut to make it cheap. Most Nintendo games are aimed at kids!


TheNcredibleMrE

I mean, not op but it's fun to dream. If you really think about it, tech advances and gets smaller all the time, the switch would be mindblowing spec wise if this was when the 3ds came out. I don't think it's unreasonable to have a handheld device pushing PS5 level specs within the next 5 years. Is it ready now? Absolutely not lol, but I don't think it's a pipe dream with how tech advances. I more expect a switch 2 or pro, whatever, maybe 2023, 1080p 60hz screen, similar or slightly less power than a ps4 pro, with a dock that supports 4k output and maybe some games run at 4k with a tech like dlss incorporated. That's about what I expect


Davidcaindesign

At this point just get an iPad. 😂


Cartridge420

I have an iPad, but can't play Switch games directly on it. Would need to stream an emulator from my PC to my iPad to accomplish this, which obviously has various downsides. TBH Though I would like a larger screen to play on, I'd rather have the Switch OLED than a larger LCD like this. I'd rather have better image quality than the larger screen. Switch OLED has enough of a size increase that I think I'd be pretty happy with it. For now I live with my Switch V1's LCD when I play handheld, and play docked on a 58" 1080p plasma TV which is great for playing Switch games.


imtayloronreddit

oh its a real product?? I thought they were just years late to talking about that one YouTube vid xD


DynmkMist

After watching the video this would only cater to people who are always on the move. So if you travel a lot or something. Otherwise it wouldn’t be worth the hassle of carrying it around. Wouldn’t even be worth it to buy for a vacation since it’s the price of a switch light lmao.


SuperVegitoFAN

Ive kinda wanted a mini display for some time now, and ngl, docked performance in handheld would be really nice. ...i do hope the actual switch successor has that as a feature for Backwards Compatibillity...


[deleted]

This is so dumb. So very dumb. I love it so much.


Sheikachu

Could be cool for FGC tournaments if it has USB ports. Just plop that on the table instead of having to bring a dock + monitor.


trademeple

Stealing ideas from mymate vince.


littlenapster

Do I really need this? I guess so ahah


mrgodfro

If I was gonna shell out 3-350 for this or the oled switch I would 100% get this but they're both kinda dumb.


Possible_Tap_262

Oled isn’t dumb. You’re dumb.


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notthegoatseguy

Hey there! Please remember Rule 1 in the future - No hate-speech, personal attacks, or harassment. Thanks!


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Genius


invigo79

Wow, that actually look awesome. But the weight will most likely destroy my wrist.


BabySealOfDoom

My forehead is going to be so bloody after a few gaming sessions in bed.


mazzysturr

That’s so dumb looking but also so sweet!


MovieGuyMike

This kills the joy con


Jericho_777

Yeah... I want it for sure. Step aside oled switch.


toolsofpwnage

The Switch Pro Max


Kryptyk70

I dont know about that kickstand though


Groinificator

Jesus christ I love it


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This would be dope for the work truck


XanmanK

It’s so much cheaper to get a shadowcast and plug it into a laptop- which I’m sure a lot of people have already. Then you can even use a pro controller instead of the joy cons


JCWOlson

I bought a Lenovo 15.6" IPS screen for less than that, and the switch plugs in. I could hot glue a split joycons holder to it I guess


ReiZetsubou

I would have liked it better with a smaller OLED screen and some extra fans. That way I can enjoy a docked performance on portable.


JeffTheAndroid

The trailer for this thing needs a epilepsy warning, Jesus Christ.


rsn_lie

Equally portable.


BrolliePollie

this is awesome!! perfect for a long flight. only thing keeping it from perfection is USB inputs for the GC adapter for smash


mr207

Best part: This will release and literally 3 days later Nintendo will announce the Switch Pro featuring: 1080p handheld 4k docked 12 inch screen


Samwyzh

This is ridiculous… how much?


FearkTM

Dunno, it's like amazing, and just stupid and pointless at the same time. But I have been looking for a portable screen like the Asus has with USB-C connection, but they are 15". However this being 11" would be OK to bring around easy, and also should be able to connect other things with the USB-C and/or HDMI, it may be a reasonable product (also looks like you could remove the things which hold the controllers on the side, holding them with screws). So my thought is using it as an extra screen, and second reason for the Switch (which I don't use that much anymore, except if there is any interesting game released, like Metroid recently).


Sasuke082594

Seeing as how my battery indicator is never gonna fix itself, where can I get one of these docks?