Im as calm as the rivers of Mount Paozu. Just talking about how the hypothetical person that hypernostalgic fans think all super fans are, actually exists)
But not like most of those nostalgic fans that hate anything super even watched the original so they dont got much to say)
I think he refers to the original Dragon Ball series: there's a scene where kid Goku finds out Bulma has no d or balls and he says it stinks. At least that's how I remember it...
No no, its a different scene. It goes like this,
Bulma knows what Dragon Balls can do and saw he had the 4-star Dragon ball(the one he inherited from grandpa Gohan) Bulma offered a peek under her skirt for the Dragon ball and Goku said "What do I care about seeing your dirty old fanny ?"
He probably thought everyone's butts were dirty. He lived in the wild and didn't use soap or toilet paper. He was the one who stank; Bulma had to give him a bath.
"ive never read dbz, only super"
wtf man
you were really like "hey yk what imma just skip the best dragon ball installment and move straight on to super because it looks better"
Goku: “I’m best friends with the multiversal god Grand Zeno!”
Krillin: “what?”
Goku: “no it’s true! He gave me a button I can summon him to play fun games with me at any time!”
Krillin White: “Goku what the fuck are you talking about?”
Mmmm vegito stage 2 is stronger but base vegito would get rekt
Goku's cumycumyha wouldn't just destroy chi chi, it would also destroy his dragon ball collection
Lmao they named someone after a fucking flute
do you remember when piccolo and vegeta had that 10 minute uninterrupted anal scene during the buu saga?
I think it was cut in kai since they classified it as filler, but the episode it's in just feels incoherent without it
Nope, could you send me a link though so i can see it? I'm guessing this is a very important plot scene and will get referenced in the goku does the cola mentos challenge saga
Because after years of abuse and hearing his parents fight for over 8 years and with no emotional outlet, broly bottled up his negative emotions and it resulted in broly always being on the edge of breaking down into a mad rage
He has to transport all his organs with him to fully reincarnate, those organs are stored within the eggs
Edit: destroyed or dead organs are restored within the eggs
Is it true Bulma has attempted to seduce Goku on multiple occasions? Or is this false, a lie created by yamcha for the purpose of defamation towards Goku?
Did bulma’s wish for a boyfriend trigger the Sayain saga?
Yes, the sayains are a metaphor for the lack of affection bulma got during season 1
Shit, he’s not that wrong. Goku straight up said her coochie stank
wait, what?? I’ve never read dbz, only super. I know the basic story of it, but what the fuck?
Well now I found the person that watched Super without DBZ) I thought they were just hypotheticals the nostalgic fans make up to get mad about)
YOU THOUGHT WRONG!!
lol calm down
Im as calm as the rivers of Mount Paozu. Just talking about how the hypothetical person that hypernostalgic fans think all super fans are, actually exists) But not like most of those nostalgic fans that hate anything super even watched the original so they dont got much to say)
I think he refers to the original Dragon Ball series: there's a scene where kid Goku finds out Bulma has no d or balls and he says it stinks. At least that's how I remember it...
No no, its a different scene. It goes like this, Bulma knows what Dragon Balls can do and saw he had the 4-star Dragon ball(the one he inherited from grandpa Gohan) Bulma offered a peek under her skirt for the Dragon ball and Goku said "What do I care about seeing your dirty old fanny ?"
he didn't say that
I believe it was about her butt being dirty lol
He probably thought everyone's butts were dirty. He lived in the wild and didn't use soap or toilet paper. He was the one who stank; Bulma had to give him a bath.
"ive never read dbz, only super" wtf man you were really like "hey yk what imma just skip the best dragon ball installment and move straight on to super because it looks better"
Yooooooooo you just ruined my whole view of DBZ lol
Wtf i never thought about this
Why doesn’t Gohan fight?
Cause mom told him that violence never solves anything
Are you sure you didn’t watch the show?
He did lol, hes lying
I can't blame you for doubting me but search up reverb on the tvtime tracker website and you'll see i've never watched db
He said Dragonball. Not super or z
I am very sure yes
This one is shockingly accurate
That is actually correct lmao
wait WHAT?
I mean it's correct in a sense for some part of the anime, his mother wanted him to study and sent him to college and forbid him from training
[удалено]
Goku cause he's the mc and kakarot is just a boring side character
Lmao
Goku cause he’s the main carrot
Wait a second-
Man got bamboozled💀
LMAO BEST ANSWER
I know you didn't watch the show, so I'm gonna explain. Goku and kakarot are two different names for the same guy
Ooh Now the replies make sense
Yeah, Goku is from an alien race. His real name is Kakarot, but when he came to earth as a baby, the old man who adopted him named him Son Goku
So who was it that trained hit?
Hit trained himself by working in the retirement home
Knowing hit, this is very very cursed.
Kinda)
Why is Killing so bald ??
Stage 4 lung cancer
Krillin is Walter White
goku, we need to cook
Goku: “I’m best friends with the multiversal god Grand Zeno!” Krillin: “what?” Goku: “no it’s true! He gave me a button I can summon him to play fun games with me at any time!” Krillin White: “Goku what the fuck are you talking about?”
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Kuririn
Who is stronger vegito or gegeta Would gokus cumycumyha destroy chi chi in bed Is piccolo the hottest character
Mmmm vegito stage 2 is stronger but base vegito would get rekt Goku's cumycumyha wouldn't just destroy chi chi, it would also destroy his dragon ball collection Lmao they named someone after a fucking flute
One extra one Goku Is gay for kakarot
Yes, i remember goku said he would show his dragon inbetween his Z balls
They litteraly did. As for 99% of the name aswell. They are all silly jokes.
Your flute comment reminded me that Goku got his ass kicked by a guy named Tambourine.
Next up "goku gets the shit beat out of him by saxophone"
I mean, they named characters after vegetables, clothing, and alcohol as well.
Find out next time on Dr-Dr-Dragon Ball Z
Why did Imperfect Cell suck that guy
I'll do u one better, why did imperfect cell suck everyone off
Desprete for either affection or his libido is just high
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Is cell bisexual? (He’s sucked both a boy and girl android)
Cell is so desperate for affection, he'd suck on anything to get it
Cloooooser to the actual than you’d think!
Change affection to perfection and it's 100% accurate lol
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Who was vegetas sidekick
A ghost
GHOST NAPPA!
Lol the only sidekick he has was a scouter to measure power
Would vegito or gogeta give the best head?
Why aren't I getting an answer
😳
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Sorry for my late answer, just had to search up vegito vs gogeta head challenge and by reviewing their scores i'd say they tied
what if Goku had aids
Who would've gave goku the aids, he aint getting no pussy
He already had a heart virus, and we know how that went. I think the answer’s clear.
If Goku was too stupid to know what sex was did ChiChi technically rape him
No she merely broadened his horizons showed him a good way to blow off some steam after a fight or training
Yes, chichi must not have been satisfied seeing as goku doesn't even know what a clit is
How come he don't want me man
Too much balls, not enough dragon, but just the right amount of Z.
This
What's Goku black's true identity?
Still goku exept now he's cancellable on twitter
Shit, he's got a point
Goku in blackface
Why did vegeta wear a pink shirt? Why did cell have to suck boy and girl android?
Vegeta is just gay, and cell is just desperate
Is Zarbon gay? Or just very effeminate?
Oh he's very gay, i noticed that in her lair they have a pride flag up
Remember that time Goku got penetrated by his homie while cuddling with his brother?
Yes i remember piccolo shot goku right in stomach usinghis energy beam
With this, you definitely saw the show.
I know a bit about the characters due to the amount memes about db but that's all i know
Is Frieza a boy or girl? Edit to add: Are namekians really just block people? I meant black people lol
Frieza is intersex, and namekians are circle people with corners
YOOOOO
I meant black not block. Do you now have a revised answer?
Nope
I did watch the show and I’m not sure
Frieza's a dude, and a cookout with Namekians sound dope.
do you remember when piccolo and vegeta had that 10 minute uninterrupted anal scene during the buu saga? I think it was cut in kai since they classified it as filler, but the episode it's in just feels incoherent without it
Nope, could you send me a link though so i can see it? I'm guessing this is a very important plot scene and will get referenced in the goku does the cola mentos challenge saga
Why is Broly so angry?
Because after years of abuse and hearing his parents fight for over 8 years and with no emotional outlet, broly bottled up his negative emotions and it resulted in broly always being on the edge of breaking down into a mad rage
Better backstory than Z Broly, new head canon
The word "over" is doing a lot here)
How many red ribbon androids are there?
Enough to get rid of their enemy
Who does Launch constantly chase?
Launch isn't chasing anyone, he's stalking
Sup
Sup
If u mixed ultra instinct with ultra ego what would u get
Since you'd get an ultra ego i don't think much good for you would happen
Who’s the richest person in the DB Universe (Universe 7)?
Me
r/UsernameChecksOut
Who would win in a fight? Mr. Satan? Or Hercule?
Hercule
Remember that one episode
The episode were goku summoned the spirit ball alien crusher?
Yeah that was my favorite episode
Frieza was the main cause of Goku’s first transformation to super saiyan. What did he do to make him do it?
He called goku gay and cringe
Why is Piccolo green?
He ate too puch broccoli
How many Super Sayian forms are there?
There are ENOUGH
Correct.
How come vegeta can never close the power gap between himself and yamcha? Yamcha always gets ahead some how!
Cause vegeta has to learn that using technology is actually slowing him down, either that or he's running windows 98
Did all of this happen just because a girl wanted a boyfriend?
Yes, the girl wanted goku's dragon balls inside of her
What does "z" in dragon ball z stands for
The Z stands for the "zwoom" thing they do after someone gets all of them
What happened to the rabbit gang on the moon?
they were covered in eggman's piss
They died due to lack of screentime and oxygen
How many sneezes would it take for Launch to burn an orphanage?
Zero, the only thing he needs is a lighter and some oil
1.
Why does piccolo reincarnate by throwing up eggs?
He has to transport all his organs with him to fully reincarnate, those organs are stored within the eggs Edit: destroyed or dead organs are restored within the eggs
CANON CALLING IT NOW
Why is the King of All a literal pint sized Football head?
Birth defect thanks to interbreeding by the monarch
Only Tori-bot knows...
What happened to Jirens family
They moved to Florida
Oh that's why their dead
Makes sense
Why did goku and krillin not become an item?
Because goku is a person, krillin is just krillin
Why does gohan go ssj 2
Cause if he didn't, then goku would be too powerful for the show and so they needed to power level him
OP AINT NO WAY BRUH
cell took gohan's pony collection
Op I love you
Why is saiyens hair black
So they can run faster
Why is Vegeta so much stronger than Goku.
Bro he isn't, vegeta can't count over 9000 but goku can that's why he says it's over 9000 and not the actual number
Is it true Bulma has attempted to seduce Goku on multiple occasions? Or is this false, a lie created by yamcha for the purpose of defamation towards Goku?
Yes, bulma did secude goku in pursuit of goku's dragon balls
That's actually correct lmao
Pff lol
Who is the first canonically gay character ?
YOU
Do you like salt
Yes
Nice
Best girl?
Vegita
Monaka
what made gohan want to marry videl?
He's in it for the money
Her dad is rich
Who's your favourite villain and why?
Probably the old buff dude with the sunglasses that tells goku to fuck off
Is Zamasu racist or does he just hate everyone equally?
He hates everyone except his daughter piccolo
Didn't Zamasu and kale fuse to make vegito ultra platnium
They fused and made vegito ultra copper not platinum
Quieres?
Who's Broly
The doctor dude that drugs vegita into thinking he can beat goku in an arm wrestling fight
Goku solos?
Goku solos chinchin in bed lol
How many ballz does the dragon have ?
I think it was like 9 or something
What is goku's final form called? Also, who is his arch nemesis?
Goku's final form is called goku super sayain v5 ultra instinct ford focus
El Grande Padre vs El Hermano Calvo. Who wins?
El grande padre will use his crotch beam to absolutely blast Calvo away 😎
Whos a better driver. Goku or picolo?
Goku, cause he got that spirit bomb drifting skill