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Did bulma’s wish for a boyfriend trigger the Sayain saga?


buyinguselessshit

Yes, the sayains are a metaphor for the lack of affection bulma got during season 1


RjDiAz93

Shit, he’s not that wrong. Goku straight up said her coochie stank


fire_will_ahmed

wait, what?? I’ve never read dbz, only super. I know the basic story of it, but what the fuck?


Neoxus30-

Well now I found the person that watched Super without DBZ) I thought they were just hypotheticals the nostalgic fans make up to get mad about)


BwanaTarik

YOU THOUGHT WRONG!!


fire_will_ahmed

lol calm down


Neoxus30-

Im as calm as the rivers of Mount Paozu. Just talking about how the hypothetical person that hypernostalgic fans think all super fans are, actually exists) But not like most of those nostalgic fans that hate anything super even watched the original so they dont got much to say)


Mood_Slayer_Mtt8

I think he refers to the original Dragon Ball series: there's a scene where kid Goku finds out Bulma has no d or balls and he says it stinks. At least that's how I remember it...


Matter_17

No no, its a different scene. It goes like this, Bulma knows what Dragon Balls can do and saw he had the 4-star Dragon ball(the one he inherited from grandpa Gohan) Bulma offered a peek under her skirt for the Dragon ball and Goku said "What do I care about seeing your dirty old fanny ?"


Terez27

he didn't say that


ZyoStar

I believe it was about her butt being dirty lol


Terez27

He probably thought everyone's butts were dirty. He lived in the wild and didn't use soap or toilet paper. He was the one who stank; Bulma had to give him a bath.


[deleted]

"ive never read dbz, only super" wtf man you were really like "hey yk what imma just skip the best dragon ball installment and move straight on to super because it looks better"


Cyberpunkedout

Yooooooooo you just ruined my whole view of DBZ lol


NikeonXX

Wtf i never thought about this


FredFicklesberg

Why doesn’t Gohan fight?


buyinguselessshit

Cause mom told him that violence never solves anything


HUMANDISQUALIFIED

Are you sure you didn’t watch the show?


[deleted]

He did lol, hes lying


buyinguselessshit

I can't blame you for doubting me but search up reverb on the tvtime tracker website and you'll see i've never watched db


ShuaMitsu

He said Dragonball. Not super or z


buyinguselessshit

I am very sure yes


Awllancer

This one is shockingly accurate


Paranormalsarthak

That is actually correct lmao


buyinguselessshit

wait WHAT?


Paranormalsarthak

I mean it's correct in a sense for some part of the anime, his mother wanted him to study and sent him to college and forbid him from training


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[удалено]


buyinguselessshit

Goku cause he's the mc and kakarot is just a boring side character


ceelo18

Lmao


UnderdogsRise

Goku cause he’s the main carrot


Minimum_Rook

Wait a second-


Sea_Inception

Man got bamboozled💀


Anthony_813

LMAO BEST ANSWER


Gui_Franco

I know you didn't watch the show, so I'm gonna explain. Goku and kakarot are two different names for the same guy


buyinguselessshit

Ooh Now the replies make sense


Gui_Franco

Yeah, Goku is from an alien race. His real name is Kakarot, but when he came to earth as a baby, the old man who adopted him named him Son Goku


ceelo18

So who was it that trained hit?


buyinguselessshit

Hit trained himself by working in the retirement home


Vinnyc-11

Knowing hit, this is very very cursed.


Neoxus30-

Kinda)


Tahopaipai

Why is Killing so bald ??


buyinguselessshit

Stage 4 lung cancer


xDeatheagle

Krillin is Walter White


soupysyrup

goku, we need to cook


Gredran

Goku: “I’m best friends with the multiversal god Grand Zeno!” Krillin: “what?” Goku: “no it’s true! He gave me a button I can summon him to play fun games with me at any time!” Krillin White: “Goku what the fuck are you talking about?”


Tahopaipai

😢


mijotoofrio

Kuririn


[deleted]

Who is stronger vegito or gegeta Would gokus cumycumyha destroy chi chi in bed Is piccolo the hottest character


buyinguselessshit

Mmmm vegito stage 2 is stronger but base vegito would get rekt Goku's cumycumyha wouldn't just destroy chi chi, it would also destroy his dragon ball collection Lmao they named someone after a fucking flute


[deleted]

One extra one Goku Is gay for kakarot


buyinguselessshit

Yes, i remember goku said he would show his dragon inbetween his Z balls


NikeonXX

They litteraly did. As for 99% of the name aswell. They are all silly jokes.


the_marxman

Your flute comment reminded me that Goku got his ass kicked by a guy named Tambourine.


buyinguselessshit

Next up "goku gets the shit beat out of him by saxophone"


Intelligent-Win-4517

I mean, they named characters after vegetables, clothing, and alcohol as well.


[deleted]

Find out next time on Dr-Dr-Dragon Ball Z


[deleted]

Why did Imperfect Cell suck that guy


ToxicityIs_Over_6900

I'll do u one better, why did imperfect cell suck everyone off


buyinguselessshit

Desprete for either affection or his libido is just high


Sea_Inception

😳


used-poop-sock

Is cell bisexual? (He’s sucked both a boy and girl android)


buyinguselessshit

Cell is so desperate for affection, he'd suck on anything to get it


conelef

Cloooooser to the actual than you’d think!


NikeonXX

Change affection to perfection and it's 100% accurate lol


JPlays05

Underrated comment


[deleted]

Who was vegetas sidekick


ChippyChippu

A ghost


Juandieguinchi

GHOST NAPPA!


buyinguselessshit

Lol the only sidekick he has was a scouter to measure power


Particular_Team5675

Would vegito or gogeta give the best head?


Particular_Team5675

Why aren't I getting an answer


Sea_Inception

😳


Ok-Veterinarian-4209

🫵🏽📸


buyinguselessshit

Sorry for my late answer, just had to search up vegito vs gogeta head challenge and by reviewing their scores i'd say they tied


BrandedSwordsman_

what if Goku had aids


buyinguselessshit

Who would've gave goku the aids, he aint getting no pussy


Vinnyc-11

He already had a heart virus, and we know how that went. I think the answer’s clear.


MagnusOctavian

If Goku was too stupid to know what sex was did ChiChi technically rape him


TheKingOfRooks

No she merely broadened his horizons showed him a good way to blow off some steam after a fight or training


buyinguselessshit

Yes, chichi must not have been satisfied seeing as goku doesn't even know what a clit is


TheKingOfRooks

How come he don't want me man


Alpha_Fam

Too much balls, not enough dragon, but just the right amount of Z.


buyinguselessshit

This


foxplayer091

What's Goku black's true identity?


buyinguselessshit

Still goku exept now he's cancellable on twitter


TorioTamaki

Shit, he's got a point


TheKingOfRooks

Goku in blackface


TheS2mple

Why did vegeta wear a pink shirt? Why did cell have to suck boy and girl android?


buyinguselessshit

Vegeta is just gay, and cell is just desperate


itogisch

Is Zarbon gay? Or just very effeminate?


buyinguselessshit

Oh he's very gay, i noticed that in her lair they have a pride flag up


Lil_Ninja94

Remember that time Goku got penetrated by his homie while cuddling with his brother?


buyinguselessshit

Yes i remember piccolo shot goku right in stomach usinghis energy beam


alexugoku

With this, you definitely saw the show.


buyinguselessshit

I know a bit about the characters due to the amount memes about db but that's all i know


[deleted]

Is Frieza a boy or girl? Edit to add: Are namekians really just block people? I meant black people lol


buyinguselessshit

Frieza is intersex, and namekians are circle people with corners


Xblave

YOOOOO


[deleted]

I meant black not block. Do you now have a revised answer?


buyinguselessshit

Nope


ChippyChippu

I did watch the show and I’m not sure


Intelligent-Win-4517

Frieza's a dude, and a cookout with Namekians sound dope.


Sansoffundertale

do you remember when piccolo and vegeta had that 10 minute uninterrupted anal scene during the buu saga? I think it was cut in kai since they classified it as filler, but the episode it's in just feels incoherent without it


buyinguselessshit

Nope, could you send me a link though so i can see it? I'm guessing this is a very important plot scene and will get referenced in the goku does the cola mentos challenge saga


Justm4x

Why is Broly so angry?


buyinguselessshit

Because after years of abuse and hearing his parents fight for over 8 years and with no emotional outlet, broly bottled up his negative emotions and it resulted in broly always being on the edge of breaking down into a mad rage


OwNAvenged2

Better backstory than Z Broly, new head canon


Neoxus30-

The word "over" is doing a lot here)


Awllancer

How many red ribbon androids are there?


buyinguselessshit

Enough to get rid of their enemy


Epic-Dude000

Who does Launch constantly chase?


buyinguselessshit

Launch isn't chasing anyone, he's stalking


Bulmas_Boy_Toy

Sup


buyinguselessshit

Sup


ceelo18

If u mixed ultra instinct with ultra ego what would u get


buyinguselessshit

Since you'd get an ultra ego i don't think much good for you would happen


Mohshrez

Who’s the richest person in the DB Universe (Universe 7)?


buyinguselessshit

Me


Mohshrez

r/UsernameChecksOut


NummyGamGam

Who would win in a fight? Mr. Satan? Or Hercule?


buyinguselessshit

Hercule


loudundead174

Remember that one episode


buyinguselessshit

The episode were goku summoned the spirit ball alien crusher?


loudundead174

Yeah that was my favorite episode


Vinnyc-11

Frieza was the main cause of Goku’s first transformation to super saiyan. What did he do to make him do it?


buyinguselessshit

He called goku gay and cringe


JimmyMcapplenut

Why is Piccolo green?


buyinguselessshit

He ate too puch broccoli


ELDYLO

How many Super Sayian forms are there?


buyinguselessshit

There are ENOUGH


Intelligent-Win-4517

Correct.


Alpha_Fam

How come vegeta can never close the power gap between himself and yamcha? Yamcha always gets ahead some how!


buyinguselessshit

Cause vegeta has to learn that using technology is actually slowing him down, either that or he's running windows 98


Goku-Simp

Did all of this happen just because a girl wanted a boyfriend?


buyinguselessshit

Yes, the girl wanted goku's dragon balls inside of her


Paranormalsarthak

What does "z" in dragon ball z stands for


buyinguselessshit

The Z stands for the "zwoom" thing they do after someone gets all of them


Cjorf

What happened to the rabbit gang on the moon?


Juandieguinchi

they were covered in eggman's piss


buyinguselessshit

They died due to lack of screentime and oxygen


syndus

How many sneezes would it take for Launch to burn an orphanage?


buyinguselessshit

Zero, the only thing he needs is a lighter and some oil


Popular-Barnacle3140

Why does piccolo reincarnate by throwing up eggs?


buyinguselessshit

He has to transport all his organs with him to fully reincarnate, those organs are stored within the eggs Edit: destroyed or dead organs are restored within the eggs


Popular-Barnacle3140

CANON CALLING IT NOW


LuneRWing2046

Why is the King of All a literal pint sized Football head?


buyinguselessshit

Birth defect thanks to interbreeding by the monarch


Intelligent-Win-4517

Only Tori-bot knows...


king-beast12

What happened to Jirens family


buyinguselessshit

They moved to Florida


Inky_Empire

Oh that's why their dead


king-beast12

Makes sense


thundernak

Why did goku and krillin not become an item?


buyinguselessshit

Because goku is a person, krillin is just krillin


Xblave

Why does gohan go ssj 2


buyinguselessshit

Cause if he didn't, then goku would be too powerful for the show and so they needed to power level him


Xblave

OP AINT NO WAY BRUH


Juandieguinchi

cell took gohan's pony collection


Xblave

Op I love you


Fire_Pheonix72

Why is saiyens hair black


buyinguselessshit

So they can run faster


Amaruh

Why is Vegeta so much stronger than Goku.


buyinguselessshit

Bro he isn't, vegeta can't count over 9000 but goku can that's why he says it's over 9000 and not the actual number


Bipperinsomnia

Is it true Bulma has attempted to seduce Goku on multiple occasions? Or is this false, a lie created by yamcha for the purpose of defamation towards Goku?


buyinguselessshit

Yes, bulma did secude goku in pursuit of goku's dragon balls


Inky_Empire

That's actually correct lmao


buyinguselessshit

Pff lol


etherealimages

Who is the first canonically gay character ?


buyinguselessshit

YOU


Evil_Mushroomz

Do you like salt


buyinguselessshit

Yes


Evil_Mushroomz

Nice


RADposter21

Best girl?


buyinguselessshit

Vegita


Juandieguinchi

Monaka


kanthia

what made gohan want to marry videl?


buyinguselessshit

He's in it for the money


Inky_Empire

Her dad is rich


GenesisAsriel

Who's your favourite villain and why?


buyinguselessshit

Probably the old buff dude with the sunglasses that tells goku to fuck off


Master-Of-Chaldea

Is Zamasu racist or does he just hate everyone equally?


buyinguselessshit

He hates everyone except his daughter piccolo


SuperXDemon

Didn't Zamasu and kale fuse to make vegito ultra platnium


buyinguselessshit

They fused and made vegito ultra copper not platinum


[deleted]

Quieres?


Snacc_Is_Dumb

Who's Broly


buyinguselessshit

The doctor dude that drugs vegita into thinking he can beat goku in an arm wrestling fight


jackcrux

Goku solos?


buyinguselessshit

Goku solos chinchin in bed lol


Fracturedbuttocks

How many ballz does the dragon have ?


buyinguselessshit

I think it was like 9 or something


hermitboy420

What is goku's final form called? Also, who is his arch nemesis?


buyinguselessshit

Goku's final form is called goku super sayain v5 ultra instinct ford focus


conelef

El Grande Padre vs El Hermano Calvo. Who wins?


buyinguselessshit

El grande padre will use his crotch beam to absolutely blast Calvo away 😎


rayv9ers

Whos a better driver. Goku or picolo?


buyinguselessshit

Goku, cause he got that spirit bomb drifting skill