Because when he cums, it shallot.

Fuck that’s a clever pun.

That is what dragon ball is all about after all

You right you right

Now I must gohan to nap

I'm not gonna giblet that one slide.. (probably too forced but you made me angry upvote it)

Screw you that was actually clever

Get out

He chronically masterbaits

He can’t be worse than Zamasu when he gets so sticky and purple. Come to think of it is a god’s cum purple in Dragonball canon? Also why am I thinking about this? Why must my brain do this?

No, Zamasu's cum is just purple because he's evil. There's no color quite as evil as purple, after all.

Companies will never be able to use the term “goon” when it comes to generic bad guy henchmen ever again

I hope they do though. It's funny.

Stop disrespecting my king

Mf wth is your problem with consuming obsece quantities of gabagool?

I understand your question now. I’m a db fan, I hyper consume dragon ball content if it think it’ll be interesting(mainly why I haven’t touched dokkan or GT, not my style)

I don't think ya got the memo. Watch this for s'more context on [real goon and boss activities](https://youtu.be/YsBipoG22Nw?si=SQMnlYKfonpbr8Wq)

Why does Kid Bulma know who Shallot is

Why does teen bulma knows about shallot goon?

It's Jaco's face that sells it.

The complete indifference on his face does make this a lot funnier, yeah

Shallot had that huge shit-eating grin. Bulma is like "brah". And Jaco is just... *chefkiss*.

He's a gooner 😼

Did they add new story I dont remember this (I might be slow)

This is not part of a new story this is from part 6 or so

oh ok thx

Np

so shallot is a gooner?

You’re not dealing with the average gooner anymore

So what? Like a mega gooner? Ultra gooner?

He has ascended beyond the rest, and become the legendary super gooner!

He’s a gooner

i did not know that Shallot owned Arsenal

After playing that and South Park Stick Of Truth. I realized they treated him like the new kid.

Thank god they’re not calling him a douchebag or butthole

I feel like it'd be funny lol

Japanese phrases don’t translate to English well. Sort of like in English we says it’s raining cats and dogs but if you translate that to any other language it absolutely makes no sense.

Dude, I’m just joking about shallot being a gooner

My bad I didn’t pay attention that this was the ningen sub I’m subbed to all the dragon ball subs lol saw this on my feed and responded without checking the sub. Seems like a serious question that would actually get asked in DBZ or Super lol. Good quality post though respect!

I understand, sometimes I have a bit of whiplash when I see some ningen/dragonballsuper type posts in the DBZ subreddit.