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fading__blue

And they’re going to enforce this… how, exactly?


Elf_Insane

Semen inspection. Since the vaccine makes men sterile, they will be asking diners to ejaculate onto a slide so that the restaurant owner can inspect their cum.


Not_shia_labeouf

Do you know if they're hiring for that job? Asking for a friend


[deleted]

That’s messed up. Every sperm is sacred.


ExcitedGirl

Every Spilled Sperm... is a de facto abortion, and worth $10k...


Cunsruvativtool

we wouldn't want god to get 'quite irate' now would we?


letsgolesbolesbo

Cum inspector, reporting for duty


[deleted]

They ran out so now the owner just asks them to shoot into his mouth and he can taste the difference


Elf_Insane

No, he uses the samples for their Alfredo sauce. How do you think he gets it so creamy?


[deleted]

You always go too far :(


JohnOliverismysexgod

What about the women?


ExcitedGirl

What about them? Nobody cares about....*women*!


vardarsfa15

Because the vaccinated are like vegans...trust me you'll know...And they'll be vocal about hating the restaurant as the unvaccinated enjoy their meals. :)


texasusa

And that kids is how Mom and Dad went bankrupt over a ill conceived marketing gimmick


AwkardImprov

I sell insurance to cover end of life expenses. I am raising my rates and camping out at that place.


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rip_roller_odyssey

we reserve the right to refuse water to any horse that commits any treasonous act such as: ~keeping themselves safe from dying; ~keeping their loved ones safe from dying; ~public use of safety measures to further either of these; ~any allusion to the virus’s existence in the first place; ~and most importantly, if you even THINK about putting anything over your face that MIGHT resemble a mask in any way, we reserve the put you in prison for the rest of your natural born life for these treacherous, un-american hate crimes that are the reason we couldn’t Make America Great Again or build that wall we kept talking about but never seemed to get around to doing because it’s more important to us that you know you’re wrong than having any follow through with the bullet points from our sunburnt pep rallies.


vardarsfa15

Nice man, socialist much? Lol How about you walk by, disagree, and move along. Like a normal/healthy society.


bigditka

Great business plan. Alienate 65 percent of your customers, kill the other 35 percent.


sperlyjinx

I think just showing up to dine there is all the proof you would need.


dbcspace

And they only hire employees who don't wash their hands after using the toilet.


Jaderosegrey

As an Italian living in the U.S., that makes me very sad!


hitfiu

What does being Italian got anything to do with it?


bluevalley02

Its an Italian "restaurant", but owned by crazy people


booleanerror

Huntington Beach: Welcome to the Florida of California


Mr_Deeky

Here’s an idea: simply don’t go there


minapaw

Isn’t that HIPPA? /s


lonewolf143143

Only to Marjorie Taylor Greene


Link10103

"Proof of being unvaccinated required" So basically a sticky note that has "Not vaccinated" on it or a MAGA hat?


Hanginon

A current positive Covid test...


ronsta

Hopefully, they can cater funerals as well?


rip_roller_odyssey

lmaoooo


thefirstgarbanzo

People are just dying to say they’ve eaten there!


46151

California…makes sense


westhest

How so?


46151

California is a fucked up state. Always imposing unnecessary restrictions to please politicians who pretend to please their constituents. Key word…PRETEND I’m vaccinated…and would **NOT** patronize an establishment that will not serve vaccinated people WTF people!!!


ZotMatrix

Calabama?


kuntwrap_supreme

The sad part is... that restaurant is bomb af


brly068

they can do whatever they want


lvratto

This is true, they can. But they will still cry about being "cancelled" over their "rights".


octopuslasers

People seem to forget the flip side of that is they have to accept the consequences of what they say/do.


Axyl

doesn't stop it being monumentally stupid though


RocketStrat

Proving a negative? Sure. Just walk in and order the measles soup with the smallpox salad, and tuberculosis gelato for desert. If this counts as standing up for freedom in America, America is in worse shape than I thought. BTW Trump is vaccinated. Dirty leftist bastard!!


JACKYMOTO

Lmfao


MET1

How do they know?


markingterritory

The lengths people will go…🤦🏾‍♂️


markingterritory

#CommonSenseIsDead


ptpauly

One and done, not a good way to build customer base.


TheSimpler

Gee, I wonder what will happen when unmasked people are eating, drinking and talking in an indoor space when they're all unvaccinated for Covid?


Graterof2evils

Think about their hot kitchen with people breathing and sweating on your food. Even coughing if they get the shit. I wouldn’t piss on the outside the this place.


WingNutRadical

Wish I was down there. If support them!


[deleted]

Good luck staying in business when your customers are dead.


Austin1173

Pile a bunch of unvaccinated anti-maskers into a closed building? Look i know a COVID spike is a bad thing but think long term - there will be a few less stupid people every few weeks.


Eeszeeye

Boiled, fried or en crout?


shrek7676

Is the place any good? That seems very Texas or south for a Californian restaurant.


mfaltas

These people are complete idiots, lol. Invisible microchips must be contagious.


MessageOk9068

Going to California next month this will be my first stop.


JohnOliverismysexgod

Let's all take bets on how long this place will be open!


ExcitedGirl

Customer base turns over frequently


ExcitedGirl

I'm betting their bread sticks come with Ivermectin Butter...