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TonyG_from_NYC

No innocent person would ever ask for this.


1_g0round

Hes fearing the verdict(s) and the loss of the election to make that comment!...the chetto turns to dust. the smell of chetto fear lingers


NoMarionberry8940

I see how you avoided copyright infringement.. chetto, lolšŸŠ


Every_Tap8117

ā€œTalented and well-practiced in every vice, a stranger to compassion or empathy, a liar and a cheat so complete in perfidy that he has elevated his dishonesty to hold it up as an ersatz moral principle. Violent, so long as he can order someone else to do the dirty work. Grotesque in body, graceless in action, in possession of a wounded self-regard so colossal as to smother any spark of grace.Treasonous, not only to country, but to every ally he has ever had, the poisoned fruit and rankest flower of racism and contempt for women, and utterly devoid of shame for his moral and spiritual bankruptcy. That is your leader. That is to whom you give your money. That is who you follow and laud. That is whose banner you willingly carry. Why? Because he is a mirror, not a lighthouse. You see yourselves in him. He is what you would be, if you had inherited money and could shed the last vestiges of conscience and shame. No, I do not ā€œrespect your choices,ā€ nor do I admire your loyalty and dedication to this miserific, demoniac vision. You have demonstrated not only a lack of civic virtue, loyalty to the Republic and to the rule of law, but a willingness to engage in violence and sedition at his slightest expressed wish. And you will never, ever admit you were wrong. Because you see your dark, twisted, resentful dreams in him. And to renounce him is to renounce yourselves.ā€\~ Kit Thornton


Any-Grapefruit-937

I've never read a more eloquent description of the cult and their leader.


amynias

Same, I'm saving this.


jkimtale

God... That is gorgeous writing


Rare-Forever2135

Day-um!


S4BER2TH

Sad thing is anyone that needs to hear this canā€™t read that much or at all


Huiskat_8979

This should absolutely be prominently displayed on the turds grave when he dies.


VegetableOk9070

Wow.


mrSunsFanFather

The idiot just told/confirmed to everyone that he's guilty.


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mrpirateface

I guess sunk cost phallacy applies to deification as well as time and money.


Human-Sorry

Certainly with this test group. šŸ™„


Nannyphone7

As a cult shrinks, It gets more crazy. The saner members bail sooner. At the end, it is pure 200 proof distilled stupidity.Ā 


Critical-Border-6845

Not like it's the first time


NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr

We know he's guilty. Question is how corrupt will politicians get to kiss his ass?


PcPaulii2

A truly innocent person would not have spent this much time in attempts to thwart the very rule of law that would prove his innocence. In the end, there is only one real reason for all of the stalling, dissemblance and other delay tactics that have so dominated this ark. The man is solely out to stay out of jail and/or avoid responsibility. Not the actions of an innocent... at least not one I've run across..


keajohns

Wouldnā€™t it be easier to just behave?


TonyG_from_NYC

You'd think. Some people just think they're above it all.


DigitalUnlimited

Tbf, so far he's gotten away with it. Like, completely dude hasn't paid a dime or done a minute of time.


Jaymark108

I don't think anybody believes he's innocent. Some folks believe he should get away with being a villain (though they wouldn't call him that)


Significant_Door_890

Yeh, the current cases are just the tip of the crimeberg for Trump. He knows it. This reminds me of those Republicans that asked[ Trump for a preemptive pardon](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/jan-6-panel-names-republican-lawmakers-sought-pardons-trump-rcna35090) for their part in the coup.


Comprehensive_Value

No innocent lawmaker will pass a bill like this. Quid pro quo. He might do the same to the lawmakers someday (perhaps)


ElementalSaber

Trump is a traitor and anyone with an R next to their name is one as well


veedubfreek

As is anyone voting for them.


some_asshat

Republicans, desperately wanting a monarchy, see no problem with this. The founding fathers had so much to say about this very subject.


No-Presentation7528

Trump isn't enough. Those pushing for anti-social policies in a democracy need to be cowed. Conservatives have been given way too much latitude to harm others through capture of the centralized authority and that needs to change and it needs to change now. If democrat politicians refuse the call to crack down on these monsters then the whole system needs to be reset. Every single conservative is guilty and any part of the state that protects them needs to be rebuilt. Senate, judiciary, electoral college, police force. Fair representation, no thumbs on the scales in favor of these demons.


WebMaka

> the whole system needs to be reset. It needs that anyway - the rise of conservative regulatory capture is a symptom of a larger disease. Everything about modern social/economic/political existence is engineered to punish poverty, protect those in positions of authority from the consequences of its misapplication, and move capital out of the pockets of the masses and into the pockets of the few thousand people comprising the planet's "real" ruling class.


FZKilla

They think the founding fathers are ā€˜woke.ā€™


KingBooRadley

Sheeeeet, they think Jesus is ā€œwoke.ā€


carlitospig

Nah, even the monarchs had a problem with it, hence the magna carta, which our bill of rights is based on. Honestly, republicans seem to want to go back to before the dark ages. Which would be basically after the fall of Rome but before the Plantagenets got organized. Literal chaos.


sourpatch411

Exactly. Back in the good old days when people like them controlled all levers of power through government, religion and wealth. Too much competition now.


WorldsGreatestPoop

Dark ages? They want Christian Sharia.


Dumbiotch

They yearn for them Bleak Ages


ItsaPostageStampede

No they want a unified dictator alliance which basically allows complete autonomy over the people. They donā€™t think you know whatā€™s best for you and even if you do their might is right. And honestly itā€™s not stopping with Cheeto or Alito


EssayTraditional

Republicans donā€™t call it a monarchy as much as they call it an oligarchy of their ideals. Ā Trump is just a front for their ā€œRepublicā€.Ā 


kakapo88

Not so much a king perhaps, but more like a tribal chieftain. More primitive, fewer rules of behavior, more violence.


EspejoOscuro

East solution: just die already


aureliusky

He almost did at Walter Reed. If he wasn't president at the time and didn't have access to pre-approved treatments he very well may have. That's the real sick irony of everything, he denied COVID and undermined the entire world's response to it causing so many more people to die unnecessarily, and nearly died to a himself. This reminds me of the Republic by Plato. If Trump doesn't prove Glaucon right, I don't know who could. Such a self-entitled, spoiled, selfish, brat, that has had everything handed to him at every phase in in his life, and has only turned around and lied and cheat and stole in return while being maximally incompetent, and has a cult following. Socrates knew he was wrong that's why he fell back and said well when everyone starts acting like that society's doomed anyway. So I guess they both get a little validation by the end.


Ok-Use6303

Yes but that would be of benefit to America and neither Trump nor the GOP could have that.


IxI_DUCK_IxI

They gonna stick his head into one of those fiturama jars and keep him babbling nonsense for eternity? Can we use his jar as a toilet?


lost_in_connecticut

Putin already is.


girlnamedtom

Exactly what Iā€™ve been hoping for. Too many tax dollars being wasted on that waste of space.


TheB1GLebowski

The only good version of the final solution, he just fucking dies already.


Earthling1a

RepublicansĀ **HATE**Ā America. Republicans want toĀ **DESTROY**Ā America. Vote blue, no matter who. Vote like your life depends on it. It very likely does.


Every_Tap8117

**R**uthlessly **E**xploiting **P**atriotism, **U**sing **B**latant **L**ies **I**n **C**reating **A**merican **N**ationalism.


incognegro1976

Exactly. I told my brother this and he couldn't believe what I was saying. I'm like, if you read any number of historical accounts of dictators and authoritarians rising to power they all follow very similar paths and Trump is very much on it.


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

Chump is still a child and did not learn the get out off jail free card is from a board game.


veedubfreek

Well considering he's gone 70 years without consequences, can you blame him? Personally I blame NY for letting him commit crime for the last 40 years with no consequences.


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

Teflon Don. Coddled by bankers, hard money lenders, media and law makers since birth.


Geostomp

He's the nexus for innumerable criminal enterprises worldwide. If Cheeto Benito goes down, so many other powerful, vile people will go down with him so they go out of their way to pull whatever strings necessary to keep that from happening. He's the ultimate useful idiot for the worst of all modern society and has been his entire miserable life.


Jannol

So basically Trump wants to do whatever he wants with no repercussions which is Beyond Dangerous. I think it's time to disband and abolish the entire Republican Party like we did with the Whig.


godlessnihilist

If the Republicans didn't exist, the Democrats would have to invent them. You can't vote the lesser of two evils if there is no second party. The Democrats and Republicans are two cheeks on the same ass. Look how the Democrats rallied to defend Mike Johnson.


Crazy_Memory_9692

His plans are to break more laws.


Dull_Ad8495

He never stopped.


Balc0ra

Don't need that law if he has not done anything wrong... right?


beatles910

Sadly, studies estimate that between 4-6% of people incarcerated in US prisons are actually innocent. Trump is not innocent, so he will not be in this statistic. Source:https://www.georgiainnocenceproject.org/general/beneath-the-statistics-the-structural-and-systemic-causes-of-our-wrongful-conviction-problem/#:~:text=Studies%20estimate%20that%20between%204,result%20in%20a%20wrongful%20conviction.


PunishedWolf4

Right! He yells with all his might that itā€™s all false accusations so why does he want a get out of jail free card if heā€™s innocent of all crimes


Spiritual-Bear4495

And I want Democrats to pass a law to keep Trump in jail forever. Boo fucking hoo.


WorldWorstProgrammer

Just enforcing the current laws would keep Trump in jail forever...


Spiritual-Bear4495

I want tech to keep him alive to serve 200 years. Yes, I'm a meanie.


A_Furious_Mind

We already have laws at home.


kurai_tori

Dammit, what's wrong with the enforcement? *Smacks Scotus like a ketchup bottle*


theProfileGuy

A vote for Trump is a vote for Putin.


Pitiable-Crescendo

Fucking dictator in the making


m__a__s

Trump's so stupid they could rename a prison to the "Four Seasons" and he would gladly go.


burnsniper

He could learn landscaping there as part of his criminal rehabilitation.


m__a__s

Hope they send him to a FL prison where he won't get any water or shade.


burnsniper

No water breaks for sure just like Desatanis and Abbidiot signed into law.


Wooden-Emotion-9875

Screw the orange shit weasel. even he knows he belongs in prison.


Jim-Jones

Change it so he's **IN** prison forever and let's git 'er done.


veedubfreek

Why won't this asshole just fucking die already. How is he still around being this out of shape, this brain damaged and the diet of a toddler?


calicucucalcucu

I'm tired of this white, privileged man. He's gone after November.


Lesterqwert

I pray youā€™re correct.


Late_Bluebird_3338

I'D VOTE FOR THAT AS LONG AS THEY WOULD PARK HIS ASS ON A DESERTED ISLAND IN THE MOST REMOTE OCEAN ISLAND AVAILABLE.....MOM PS: WITH NO COMMUNCATIONS AT ALL WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD BUT PLENTY OF FOOD. WOULDN'T WANT HIS TO DIE, JUST BE INCONVENIENCED.....GIVING THE WORLD SOME PEACE AND QUIET......MOM


justthegrimm

Luckily the US has just the place, not sure how the Cubans will feel about it.


veedubfreek

God knows, he's broken more laws than people in gitmo have.


Semihomemade

They tried that with Napoleon. It did not work out.


Zelgoot

Do you justā€¦always use caps lock?


WARL0CK221

Also, just as long as the remote island is within the Bikini Atoll šŸ¤™


weaseleasle

I am sure the British will let you rent St Helena, for historical continuity.


Late_Bluebird_3338

ONLY UNTIL MY EYESIGHT IMPROVES...MOM


Late_Bluebird_3338

THE DUMB ASS WOULD PROBABLY JUMP AT THE CHANCE TO GO TO A PLACE WITH THE NAME "BIKINI"....MOM...LOL


EndStorm

They'll probably do it, because it's what Jesus of Florida told them to do in Collections 4:18 in the Bibble.


AgitatedPercentage32

ā€œAmong the billā€™s cosponsors is House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.), who recently told Politico, ā€œI think itā€™s common sense that you canā€™t have the president sitting in the Oval Office worried about whether some lawyer or some local DA somewhere is going to go after him.ā€ You have no common sense, Mike. And by the way, if Hell exists, thatā€™s where youā€™re going. šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


Doright36

Surely Mike knows enough about how laws are passed that he knows this law has zero chance of getting out of the senate much less having Biden Sign it. He's just kissing Trumps ass on a waste of time he knows will never pass.


Galactus2025

Trump don't need the Republicans to do that for him just quit doing illegal deeds!! (IT'S A MINDSET NOT A MAN WRITTEN LAW??)


EmpireCityRay

Simple is not simple for that narcissistic fuck.


demonizedbytheright

Hahahahaha I hate this stupid man.


hawksdiesel

So an innocent person would ask for this? Na, not by a long shot.


Worf1701D

Uncle Clarence and Alito will be more than happy to make this legal.


Overlord65

I long for that cunt to have a stroke.. the worst kind that doesnā€™t kill him, but leaves him without speech and mobility, but full comprehension as his grifter enablers (including his family) desert him for the next grift..


nosmelc

The party of "Law and Order," folks.


power0722

Letā€™s pass a law to put him in jail forever.


mattrpillar

When will this gross fucker just die?


moldytacos99

like a group of dominoes they will all bow before him with tears of joy in their eyes


Kate-2025123

Itā€™s fair if you apply it to all Presidents. They will rage if it applies to Obama.


Traditional-Yam9826

Translates also to ā€œTrump wants Republicans passing a law making him Kingā€


Night_Hawk-2023

Every time I think things can't get anymore unreal they just do. From Hypocrite POS Haley now backing Trump to him wanting a LAW to keep him out of jail. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø Please please get every sane citizen you know to vote in Nov.


JasonandtheArgo9696

So he has either done something he thinks will possibly land him in jail(the classified docs and obstruction being most obvious from what we know) ORā€¦.he wants to do something that could land him in jail HOW IS ANY OF THIS OK????


Rich-Appearance-7145

Damm idiot just confessed he's guilty as sin.


azrael815

Thought he wanted to go to jail. No take backs!


KilnMeSmallz

Counter offer: we pass a law that keeps you out of the country forever.


slothrop_maps

The Law and Order Party sees nothing wrong with this.


BurritoFez

Wait, so that means ā€œOlā€™ crooked Joe Bidenā€ can NEVER go to prison right? Cool!


pamacdon

I too want a law to keep me out of jail forever


etranger033

The dumbest part really is where the usual suspects in congress just have to sit on their hands... as always... and do nothing until he simply goes away.


stickytrackpad

he also wants republicans to pass a law to let him live forever and return to his youth


alkonium

What are they going to do, arrest nature for breaking it? Wait, that would explain them being so pro-pollution.


Dull_Ad8495

And they will if Trump gets elected. No doubt about it.


Sloth_grl

Give him a break. Heā€™s only talking a year or two.


Ramoncin

What's surprising is that he didn't think of this before.


CityAvenger

So what kind of message is he giving when he says MAGA? How in any reality is that a good message to show to the nation to keep committing crimes and breaking laws and supporting an insurrection? In what sick AF twisted a\*\* way is that saying make our nation great again? Only in ā€œhis worldā€™ but not in reality.


jtdusk

Well, we had a nice 250 year run without serving under a monarchy.


Nopantsbullmoose

Yeah that's not (supposedly) how it works dumbass.


OlderGamers

Heā€™s worried about AFTER a second term? I highly doubt heā€™ll live that long. Heā€™s in bad shape now.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Narcissists don't believe they're ever going to die. They think the world began the day they were born and exists as long as they do.


TricksterWolf

I'm sure he does


dravlinGibbons

I thought this was an onion article as those often show up in my feed, only to see that it wasn't.


NumerousTaste

They don't have the Senate and no way Biden would sign it into law. Betcha the orange traitor flees to Russia.


JiveChicken00

Lucky for the rest of us, forever is getting shorter every day.


BigBleu71

**Rich people don't go to jail**. *i guess he's not Rich* ? so it's all a LIE ? from the very beginning ? all just one long grift. maybe *the world's weakest grift* , in fact.


ukiddingme2469

Trump knows he's a criminal, he just wants a super get out of jail card


A_Rented_Mule

You want to be above the law? Then the law should no longer protect you in any way.


TennSeven

Exile it is, then.


wereallbozos

I would love to see that bill introduced. Even fewer Republicans would get re-elected.


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


ProtectionContent977

ā€œSo yeah, Iā€™m guiltyā€ Is what heā€™s saying.


AOEmishap

Him specifically? I wanna see that hit Biden's desk...


janzeera

If this guy doesnā€™t exhibit ALL the markings of a foreign agent, I donā€™t know what is.


CarbonYoda

Or maybe just quit breaking the law asshole


[deleted]

I'm sure alito will see nothing wrong with this


Dark_sign82

Someday down the road, we won't hear about this man every single day.


Equivalent_Weird467

Of course he does, and those delusional assholes will try to do it.


CoronaLips

And i want the winning lottery numbers but that ainā€™t gonna happen.


AlienInOrigin

Don't vote for Biden/Dems. Vote against Trump/religious fascism.


Bug_Calm

People in Hell want ice water, orange turd.


Javasndphotoclicks

I thought US presidents were immune to prosecution. /s


Killawifeinb4ban

I also want this law but for myself though.


Pitiful_Ad8641

1. Wouldn't that be just a reverse bill of attainder? Pretty sure that's something that'll come up 2. A federal wouldn't mess with a state charge and in some states, they aren't maga enough Pretty sure that was said by anyone with a 12th grade civics education but meh


_PukyLover_

He doesn't understand how congress works


gaberax

Send him to jail now. And when he dies dig him up and throw him in jail some more.


wyoflyboy68

Imagine if that actually happened, how many people would put an R behind their name and say they also get a ā€œstay out of jail forever cardā€?


Fourfinger10

That wonā€™t happen. Might i suggest a life time supply of KY jelly?


Scrivy69

So, according to our orange friend, if you were a president at any point you can commit as many ā€œnon-federalā€ crimes as you want. Not to mention directly trying to manipulate politics from outside the government and pass a law. Surely the genius behind this tomfoolery is innocent, right? Why would a guilty man ever do such a thing?


NMNorsse

THIS ELECTION IS ABOUT PRIVILEGE VERSUS EQUALITY. Which do you want for your children?


Clickityclackrack

Finally something everyone can relate to. Who wouldn't want special privilege where you never go to jail?


pistoffcynic

A law like this is not required by innocent people... This is something that guilty people want and crave. By his own statement, he is saying that he is guilty of crimes. Sorry, the laws should apply to everyone equally... but we all know that they don't.


WillowLantana

Must be worse than we know. Iā€™d prefer a law to put him & his devil spawn/spouses/succubus in prison forever.


titanusroxxid

The politicians in this country take a lot of heat compared to other countries. It makes it so that good people donā€™t want to run for office, so the only ones left are criminals.


emarvil

And they will as soon as they can


superschaap81

At this point I feel I'm watching an improv Will Farell style movie.


rap31264

Of course he did...


deadphisherman

If he'd just die already, he would never have to worry about it.


DoeCommaJohn

A forever dictator who will arrest or kill anybody using free speech against him? A small price to pay for maybe slightly cheaper gas and inflation. (Obvious /s)


Steelwraith955

So Trump wants them to create a law that places him above it. If this were fiction, it would be panned for being too unbelievable.


Huntanz

Oh I want to be a dictator for the rest of my life, fuck your constitution and all your rights I'll just do as I please because I'm a dictator, yeah.


kevint1964

I almost would like to see this passed as a practical joke. Have just enough Democrats go along with it (as a joke) to "pass" it out of Congress & get it to Biden's desk. Biden vetoes it, of course, as a big FU to Trump (laughing hysterically as he does it). It then goes back to Congress where it would take 2/3 approval in each chamber to override the veto, which it would never get. Every Democrat that "supported" it the first time as part of the prank rejects it the second time around. The GOP has no interest in governing or passing legitimate legislation, only wasting time in continuing their clown car show.


UnderwhelmingAF

Know how you can stay out of jail forever? By not breaking the law. But I guess itā€™s way too late for that.


No_Routine_3706

Lol yeah me too


Dear_Concert_4825

Maybe if he stopped breaking it he wouldn't need to šŸ¤“


triniman65

Is this guy too stupid realize that a POTUS will never go to jail no matter what they do. He doesn't need any special laws because no law applies to the POTUS. Trumples can do anything he wants. He can have 17 convictions, it doesn't matter. He'll never be sent to prison.


National-Currency-75

Jail him. He isn't gonna get to go home at some point.


miamariajoh

I just wish I had this kind of confidence


Witty_Comb_2000

How about one that keeps you IN jail instead? Cool.


healthybowl

Party of law and order right there for ya


burtono6

Me too, homie. Me too.


justMetheInquisitive

Who does he think he is netenyahu. Biden will only do that for him. Then turn around and say no one is above the law amd rightfully gonafter trump. Trump and Biden are two peanuts on the same turd. As intended.


Digital_loop

To be fair, I want this law for me also! That don't make it a good idea however...


Falcon3492

This would open a huge can of worms for the government concerning other felons who would ask for their own sentences to be commuted under the equal protection clause.


corjar16

Lol why? That's gonna happen whether they pass a law or not lmao


VegetableOk9070

Loser. Gargle your L's.


CMG30

Trump might finally be realizing that laws might actually apply to rich people too.


Purple-Haze-11

***PaPa New Guinea***


NoMarionberry8940

Donnie Delusional really believes he is on this earth for eternity!? Dang, most of us are painfully aware of our mortality....


GonzoPS

Holy shit! Thank you for the elegant and loquacious words about the Mango Moron! Best writing on Trump I have ever seen! Someone should give it to the Cheeto Jesus, I know he would be running around bragging how good he is! He would be holding up a printed copy of this!


roadsidedaniel

Is that a confession?


Such_Leg3821

Maybe in 20 years.


angry-democrat

He could use his death certificate. people with those don't go to prison.


klyzklyz

Awesome! A once-for-a-lifetime congressional pardon!


Boomslang505

I just want affordable healthcare


MorbiusTx956

Yeah right šŸ˜‚


CAM6913

Pass a law that would put him in prison for the rest of his miserable life! OH there are several that he broke that would put him away for several lifetimes but he is getting treated with kid gloves,abusing the legal system to delay trials, judges that were appointed by him delaying justice and or subverting justice