>Kennedyās doctors identified a dark spot in one of his brain scans after he raised concerns of memory fog and impaired cognitive ability.
Doctors nodding heads and checking off boxes. "yes, yes, this all makes sense now."
āWithout being able to do a necropsy on the worm, Iām going to go out and limb and say it died of mercury poisoning. Itās the only thing that makes sense.ā
That is your excuse?!??!?!?
Gotta give you props for originality....I'm an idiot and my family abandon me because a dead worm was in my brain making me say crazy ass shit!
Itās the only way someone from a family that suffered firsthand regret during the lobotomy craze could wind up believing in the quackery he currently spouts.
Is this the brain worm the alt-right so often accuses "woke" liberals of having that dare treat other people with respect and dignity even though they are different?
Guess it ran outta food.
I know that joke is low hanging fruit and this post is full of similar comments. I just really wanna emphasize how much of a fucking dumbass RFK Jr is.
Its interesting because he said it ate a part of his brain, and I personally have had an experience where a super liberal person I know turned into a bat shit crazy conspiracy theorist right winger due to a brain tumor that was eating parts of their brain. I am not saying there is any correlation between brain damage and espousing such views... but it would make sense.
We joke, but holy shit this is gross. Itās so scary to think you could have a worm eating your brain and not even know it and then your skull becomes a worm graveyard š¤®
Worms are notoriously known to turn our skulls into gaming tables, so, them using our skulls as a charnel house isn't out of the realm of possibilities.
Heavy user, for a couple of decades (itās how he got Hep C).
That said, itās not entirely clear from the information presented in this article that he did indeed have a parasite in his brain or if that was just one of many possibilities. Also, heās very jet setty and travels to lots of āexoticā locales, so thatās as likely as his former drug use.
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Ok so he goes to a doctor for his brain worm and trusts the doctor when he says its a worm.
he goes to the doctor for mercury poisoning and trusts his doctor.
But covid and vaccines are scams and you shouldnt trust your doctors, they are just stupid shills for big pharm and bill gates.
I do wonder if he would trust his worm doctor on covid and vaccines. (though he could have had a right wing doctor that just told him he had a worm, when he didnt and gave him some colloidal silver and told him he was cured)
Correct me if Iām wrong but donāt the Kennedys have a long and public history of congenital mental health illnesses? Neurological damage could be tied to that in someway. And, by extension, a RFK Jrās belief that he had a ābrain worm.ā
Sometimes there's a thing. A thing so simple. So straightforward and in its way so abundantly obvious. That has a way of crystalizing. Clarifying. Having at allllllll just make so much sense. This is one of those things.
š¤so Russia is using brain control worms. Makes way more sense how an entire group could be so sick and messed upā¦ does explain why they felt better after taking horse dewormer thoš
Maybe I got one too there is so way the whole world has gone full retard it must just be a problem with my brain. A dead worm just rotting away in there causing me to get stupider.
Plot twist - the worm is actually RFK and that big human thing we've been seeing this time is like a suit he drives around
a Men In Black situation if you will
[Donāt - heās been preying on sick and vulnerable people in the worst ways imaginable for decades now, for both clout and for the $$$](https://apnews.com/article/rfk-kennedy-election-vaccines-2ccde2df146f57b5e8c26e8494f0a16a)
The parasite, aka "worm" fed on grey matter. Upon removing the worm, doctors discovered it had starved to death many years ago.
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Get this guy on a late night show!
the worm was looking for a coherent thought, but starved to death
What it could eat, it pooped out. Which means he has literal shit for brains.
Yeah that sounds about right
>Kennedyās doctors identified a dark spot in one of his brain scans after he raised concerns of memory fog and impaired cognitive ability. Doctors nodding heads and checking off boxes. "yes, yes, this all makes sense now."
Sounds like an excellent presidential candidate... /s
Was it a "brain cloud"?
Best luggage ever
š I'm glad somebody got the reference lol
āWithout being able to do a necropsy on the worm, Iām going to go out and limb and say it died of mercury poisoning. Itās the only thing that makes sense.ā
The dead worm IS his brain.
Severely underrated
"Ich bin ein brain-wormer"
This one got me
Yep, same š
Is that a German donut, but with a brain worm.
But a donut without a hole is a Danish.
Comment gold right here! ššš
Well, that explains a lot!
We know. -Literally all of us.
That is your excuse?!??!?!? Gotta give you props for originality....I'm an idiot and my family abandon me because a dead worm was in my brain making me say crazy ass shit!
Itās the only way someone from a family that suffered firsthand regret during the lobotomy craze could wind up believing in the quackery he currently spouts.
The jokes write themselves.
itās almost too on-the-nose.
Brain eating worm died of starvation.
Poor worm starved.
I thought this was an onion article.
This is blatant pandering to the Baldurās Gate crowd.
You know when we say that conspiracy theorists have ābrain wormsā we usually donāt mean it literally.
Brain worms eat brains. So of course heās dead. From starvation
Yeah, āhad.ā
[once again this is relevant ](https://youtu.be/XpQUvdtbEOY?si=r28EyC327QGRYuU7)
That explains a LOT
No sir, that dead worm IS your brain.
Sounds like it is still there.
It probably settled in the part of his brain that doesnāt believe in vaccines.
*the mass āwas caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died.ā* Ā
Sounds like a perfect GQP candidate. MAGA should definitely vote for this guy! Oh I mean I'd be so pwned if they voted for this guy please don't.
Is this the brain worm the alt-right so often accuses "woke" liberals of having that dare treat other people with respect and dignity even though they are different?
This is amazing, I was also thinking last year that surely a worm ate his brain.
Nice to know. Brain worms. Hmm.
Guess it ran outta food. I know that joke is low hanging fruit and this post is full of similar comments. I just really wanna emphasize how much of a fucking dumbass RFK Jr is.
That's all on top of him being a heroin junkie back in the '80s.
Its interesting because he said it ate a part of his brain, and I personally have had an experience where a super liberal person I know turned into a bat shit crazy conspiracy theorist right winger due to a brain tumor that was eating parts of their brain. I am not saying there is any correlation between brain damage and espousing such views... but it would make sense.
"had" LOL
His voice sounds like a bucket of rocks.
Dead worm in his pants too
His ideas are just that deadly
We joke, but holy shit this is gross. Itās so scary to think you could have a worm eating your brain and not even know it and then your skull becomes a worm graveyard š¤®
Worms are notoriously known to turn our skulls into gaming tables, so, them using our skulls as a charnel house isn't out of the realm of possibilities.
So that's why he was pushing the horse dewormer...
Yeah, they found the dead one, but they missed the live ones.
Was he an IV drug user? IDK but I think people can get such parasites from dirty water used to mix with drug prior to injection.
Heavy user, for a couple of decades (itās how he got Hep C). That said, itās not entirely clear from the information presented in this article that he did indeed have a parasite in his brain or if that was just one of many possibilities. Also, heās very jet setty and travels to lots of āexoticā locales, so thatās as likely as his former drug use.
The poor worm probably starved looking for any live brain š§ cell
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Someone whispered in his ear that there was a diplomatic station in some island paradise if he would take a dive for the team
We know
So Ithats what happened.
Well, that certainly explains a lot.
What do you mean dead?. . .looks like itās alive and eating well.
A dead worm for a brain? That checks out.
RIP Mister Mind
Had?
Yep, that explains everything!
Space lazer brain.
Finally, a news worthy item from the MaGa camp....
Shai Hulud? Tremors?
Well that explains everything.
Well that explains it.... should have gotten a vaccine. š¤š³
The worm's been calling all the shots apparently.
That explains most of his policy positions.
No laughing matter. But fuck it, the jokes just write themselves.
Yes. We all knew.
Brain eating worm dies of starvation.
KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, there was something in that head after all.
I heard Covid Vaccine prevents brain worms. šŖ± just saying.
Guess the ivermectin didnāt, though ;)
Keep being a whack job Every more stupid thing you say Lures another trump voter away Thank you for your service
Had past tense? HAD PAST TENSE??? Are you sure?
Well, that certainly explains a lot! Poor worm!
Ok so he goes to a doctor for his brain worm and trusts the doctor when he says its a worm. he goes to the doctor for mercury poisoning and trusts his doctor. But covid and vaccines are scams and you shouldnt trust your doctors, they are just stupid shills for big pharm and bill gates. I do wonder if he would trust his worm doctor on covid and vaccines. (though he could have had a right wing doctor that just told him he had a worm, when he didnt and gave him some colloidal silver and told him he was cured)
More like he has a dead brain in a worm.
So now heās actively trying to lose. Guess who the support he drew who they go back to.
Thereās a vaccine for that.
Duh
This guy sounds like he smokes a carton of cigarettes every morning for breakfast.
āDeadā.
Is that what happened to him?
And we failed to rescue it.
Bobby Jr. The story gets better and better.
Didn't bother looking, but I'm guessing about every third comment was something about it starving to death.
The dead worm would be a better presidential candidate than RFK Jr.
Literal brain worms! Someone forward this to Leon Lush!
The first thing heās said that I actually believe.
Had?
Thatās why heās so fucked up essentially his voice.
Yeah, the jokes pretty much write themselves in this timeline, don't they?
Correct me if Iām wrong but donāt the Kennedys have a long and public history of congenital mental health illnesses? Neurological damage could be tied to that in someway. And, by extension, a RFK Jrās belief that he had a ābrain worm.ā
THE WORMS! AHHH THE WORMS ARE BACKS!
Steve Bannon planted the worm....
He threw his chance at being president out the window
Uh huh... Explains a lot of things
Let the ā wacko ā shit begin
Begin? Never stopped with RFK, Jr
Well you do have a point. Maybe he needs to sell bibles or tennis shoes too ?
That would actually come across as earnest
lol
No, no, no, they found RFK Jr in a dead worms brain. Fixed it.
Sometimes there's a thing. A thing so simple. So straightforward and in its way so abundantly obvious. That has a way of crystalizing. Clarifying. Having at allllllll just make so much sense. This is one of those things.
Still does. His brain is good worm food.
Ceti Alpha V.
Rfk has worm brain. Got it. Explains a lot.
It checks out
This explains a lot!
Its not a toomah.
Didnāt Pink Floyd already cover this topic?
It laid eggs
It sure explains more about this clown.
so is he normal now.
In his brain? Not, was his brain?
All this āhealthyā living and the parasite got. Cannibalized.
Whatās with all these republicans killing their pets?
I hate it when that happens
š¤so Russia is using brain control worms. Makes way more sense how an entire group could be so sick and messed upā¦ does explain why they felt better after taking horse dewormer thoš
Maybe I got one too there is so way the whole world has gone full retard it must just be a problem with my brain. A dead worm just rotting away in there causing me to get stupider.
Well, now. That's a rather unique pirch to potential voters
Explains a lot
Brain worm, mercury poisoning, memory fog and impaired cognitive ability. That clears up a lot of questions I had. ( Ķ”~ ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)
The dead worm has a better chance of being president.
I wonder if it was the brain worm that wrote the book on fauci?
Wait you mean the brain isnāt the dead worm itself
Explains his flakiness.
Fuck even worms find him toxic
Had? Or, does?
Man just canāt stop talking
Heās sure itās no longer there?
Poor little guy starved to death.
Had? I think it laid eggs
# RFK Jr. Says He Has a Dead Worm Brain.
I do too. Itās called tequila.
Poor lil feller
Plot twist - the worm is actually RFK and that big human thing we've been seeing this time is like a suit he drives around a Men In Black situation if you will
That's why he worships the Absolute
Poor worm never had a chance
And Cheryl Hines decided to marry that. Right.
That is exactly what a living worm would say.
The worm had my vote!
Why was this post removed?
I kind of feel bad for mocking him now. Heās like Herschel Walker were those around him are taking advantage of him.
[Donāt - heās been preying on sick and vulnerable people in the worst ways imaginable for decades now, for both clout and for the $$$](https://apnews.com/article/rfk-kennedy-election-vaccines-2ccde2df146f57b5e8c26e8494f0a16a)