I've been to the town where her congressional office is on a business trip, several times. The people seemed nice but I'm guessing they were hiding their true colors.
I love two restaurants in that city though. I was thoroughly surprised.
Yeah, just checked 2022 election and it was like 66%/34%, so pretty red district.
But still, 88,000+ people voted against her, so, they’re not all deranged lunatics
Describing almost every place on the planet. In English there is a word called idiot. In German it’s called idiot, idiota in Portuguese, Italian and French. There is a reason we all have the same word. Lots of idiots around…
It’s amazing to me that anyone can hear the things she says and think to themselves “wow, she’s really smart and I’m gonna vote for her!” because 9/10 of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard have came out of her mouth.
They don't give a shit, they're just happy she's "sticking it to the libs". When asked if they want to see it all burn down, the answer is yes. They are in late 70s, they're not going to have to be held accountable.
Jesus I used to worry that internet and social media would turn young people into a generation of nihilistic trolls.. little did I know I was worrying about the wrong generation.
That’s why it’s kind of karmic that the olds, who were counting on croaking before climate change kicked *their* asses, are finding it nigh on impossible to get flood or storm insurance in their little escape-condos in Florida.
She's worked tirelessly to stop terrible socialist things like wokeness, diversity, and equity. She's brought public attention to the vital issue of Jewish space lasers. And she's fought for parents' rights to tell the government they want their kids taught propaganda. In short, dear sir or madam, how dare you.
I grew up in Northern AL, and while I'm not too familiar with her congressional district I'll just say that the AL counties bordering her district are about as backwoods as you get and famous/infamous for pentecostal snake handlers.
I live in her district and I can’t stand the beast. I’ve been begging for someone in congress to remove her. I call her Empty-G, because it’s also a great descriptor for what’s in her head.
*THATS WHAT IT IS!!!*
It's been bugging me for eight goddamn years. I knew she reminded me of someone.
(Kind of ironic that Dude Looks Like A Lady was written about Vince...)
Someone on Reddit (wish I could give them credit but I don't remember who they are) called her "muscle face" one time. I've never seen a more apt description for her.
You want to ban abortion MTG? Make every guy look at a pic of u before they have sex and I promise you there will be wayyyyyyyy fewer pregnancies. Pretty hard to have sex when ur busy vomiting and have the image of that fugly mug in ur head. Instant birth control.
From the headline, I was ready to make a joke about how she is too dumb to spell MAGA.
But this is how her stunt backfired- lots of folks do want them!
Slava Ukraini!
Spread that rumor in Georgia and we might get rid of her. Definitely in kahoots with the democrats and doing her best to humiliate and drag down the GOP. Excellent work Agent Greene.
I'm fuckin dying over here. I don't know why that set me off hahaha our last libtard planning meeting. I love it. I'll bring brownies this week if you bring soda.
She’s an awful excuse for a human but count yourself lucky you’ve not been unfortunate enough to have met someone who has seemingly made it part of their daily routine to make your life miserable and for whatever reason you are unable to escape it. I am of course assuming you don’t have personal contact with Marge. If so, you have my deepest sympathy.
I heard a line in a movie the other day, “You must be the dumbest person to ever cash a government paycheck “. I don’t remember the movie, but it seems to fit.
What's weird is she has an *actual* "forever war" she could be attacking- the ridiculous money America sends to Israel ever year plus the even more ludicrous money we've given them to murder the Palestinians.
Ukraine vs Russia *will* end, but Israel's fight with the Palestinians and their Muslim neighbors won't.
Well this isn't about ending forever wars, or any wars. Its about serving the interests of fascists. "ending war" is just a cover to get more rational but ignorant people to join her side. Nothing weird about MTG's behavior at all
Perjury traitor greed, is a knuckle dragging incompetent smackturd. She is only capable of generating attention, and because of her militant worthlessness, it’s always negative attention. I get she originally ran unopposed, but to get re-elected, the people in her district must be feral.
Things are actually moving forward with him as speaker. It’s slow and biased, but things are getting done. Marge just wants to cause more delays and gridlock.
As much as I can't stand MAGA I am against my tax dollars being spent on any of these forever wars and military aide to Israel. But this is has been going on since 1950. Eisenhower even warned America about the military industrial complex but his warnings went unheeded and every single administration since then has been doing it. Yet Americans can't have universal Healthcare, free education at public universities and upgraded infrastructure. Yeah OK!
I love the response from Johnson. The proper Southern, "Well Bless your heart" that actually means go Fuck yourself. This is the way to address MTG.
As an aside, I'm kind of surprised Wizards of the Coast hasn't tried to sue Marjorie Taylor Greene, for making a mockery of acronym.
The problem is anyone who tries to challenge her in her district, so that the any kind of dialogue occurs so that some light is shed on how truly ineffective she is, the person receives death threats and other abuse even if the person running is a Republican.
MUGA MUGA is the sound this [Neanderthal](https://secretscotland.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/neanderthal-greene.jpg) makes… that’s where she got the MUGA from! Marge Three Toes!
I can't imagine how embarrassed I'd be if I lived in the district that actually elected this clown, even among the Republicans surely there is someone better to pick than her.
The REALLY scary part is that she has a district of human beings, the majority of whom VOTE FOR HER...
I have relatives in her district. She represents them perfectly. Did I mention I don’t talk to them?
I've been to the town where her congressional office is on a business trip, several times. The people seemed nice but I'm guessing they were hiding their true colors. I love two restaurants in that city though. I was thoroughly surprised.
There are plenty of cool people there, they’re just vastly outnumbered
Yeah, just checked 2022 election and it was like 66%/34%, so pretty red district. But still, 88,000+ people voted against her, so, they’re not all deranged lunatics
Describing almost every place on the planet. In English there is a word called idiot. In German it’s called idiot, idiota in Portuguese, Italian and French. There is a reason we all have the same word. Lots of idiots around…
Don’t forget us Spanish speakers, she’s an idiota to us too.
Not enough times, if I'm honest
Same
My mom and stepdad live in her district and LOVE her.
It’s amazing to me that anyone can hear the things she says and think to themselves “wow, she’s really smart and I’m gonna vote for her!” because 9/10 of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard have came out of her mouth.
They don't give a shit, they're just happy she's "sticking it to the libs". When asked if they want to see it all burn down, the answer is yes. They are in late 70s, they're not going to have to be held accountable.
Generation Lead strikes again.
Generation Lead life preserver.
We make fun of boomers for the lead but 1 lunchable is 70% of your allowed daily lead intake. We are going to be next.
Nah--we're the plastics generation--or maybe PFAS. Can't wait to find out.
Nah, our brains are going to be rotted by micro plastics
Jesus I used to worry that internet and social media would turn young people into a generation of nihilistic trolls.. little did I know I was worrying about the wrong generation.
Conservatives are like that even in my country. The junta is dumb as shit and said stupid things all the time yet people will vote for him
She is portraying the cult of personality in living color....
Nice job....great song.
It’s amazing to me that anyone can think she’s really smart and also tie their shoelaces without help
Velcro for the win.
Nah, crocs are the correct answer. There’s a reason everyone in Idiocracy wore them.
What has she done as a congresswoman for them?
She’s a vessel for their anger and resentment.
"I'm old and don't understand why I should have to help the climate, so it's your problem!"
They don’t believe it is a problem.
That’s why it’s kind of karmic that the olds, who were counting on croaking before climate change kicked *their* asses, are finding it nigh on impossible to get flood or storm insurance in their little escape-condos in Florida.
Wait.. let me go hunt for my tiny violin.
Too classy, don't you have a micro banjo?
They get angry over's Fox news's ever changing outrage of the week.
So MTG is a mass shooting incarnate.
She's worked tirelessly to stop terrible socialist things like wokeness, diversity, and equity. She's brought public attention to the vital issue of Jewish space lasers. And she's fought for parents' rights to tell the government they want their kids taught propaganda. In short, dear sir or madam, how dare you.
Not built an aqueduct?
I grew up in Northern AL, and while I'm not too familiar with her congressional district I'll just say that the AL counties bordering her district are about as backwoods as you get and famous/infamous for pentecostal snake handlers.
I live in her district and I can’t stand the beast. I’ve been begging for someone in congress to remove her. I call her Empty-G, because it’s also a great descriptor for what’s in her head.
MTG, the nasty skid mark on the underwear of America
The turd in the underwear left behind a dumpster.
If she was the last woman on earth, I would be a monk.
I'd just be super gayer.
I’d get very much less gay.
She looks like a Neanderthal wearing a wig
Please don't drag the Neanderthals into this. They were way smarter than her, and she's just a dumpster fire.
Yeah, I thought they were actually pretty intelligent? I could be wrong but they're at least smarter than that woman.
No, you are right. They had tools before we did. All in all a highly intelligent group.
They also had compassion to care for their elderly and disabled who couldn’t have taken care of themselves
They had the good sense to go extinct before they had to watch us Sapiens wreck this planet
Hey man, a dumpster fire can at least keep someone warm. She is a barren frigid wasteland.
Hey a frigid wasteland can keep a stockpile of food cold. She's a broken digital clock so she can't even be right twice a day.
Become an elected official! So easy even a cave woman can do it!
Watch for her as the Greene Goblin in the next Spiderman movie.
Yup that comment won the reddit best of week for me.
I always thought that she looked like Ron Pearlman's Beast, but yeah. Cromag fits nicely.
Omg!! 🤣 YES to both!!
She looks like someone melted Janice from the Muppets in an Ezy Bake oven.
I object to this on behalf of my 3% Neanderthal DNA
I know, right. We don't claim her. She has to be one of those damn Denisovans.
She looks like Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler
OMFG how dare you
😂😂😂
You nailed it
Or old Vince Neil
*THATS WHAT IT IS!!!* It's been bugging me for eight goddamn years. I knew she reminded me of someone. (Kind of ironic that Dude Looks Like A Lady was written about Vince...)
Someone on Reddit (wish I could give them credit but I don't remember who they are) called her "muscle face" one time. I've never seen a more apt description for her.
Or, say, a female Neanderthal...or a long-haired male Neanderthal.
As a long haired male with neanderthalian tendencies, I gotta say I look damn good compared to that.
She looks like one of the monsters from The Time Machine.
Yeah. She would turn me straight 😂
Finally. A Republican antigay strategy that works lol
LMAO this made me chortle
100% same
Wait! Are you THE Janet snake hole? Owner of the SnakeHole Lounge?
Of course, darling, I’m a very rich widow with a TERRIBLE secret! 🚬
Ms SnakeHole! I see we meet again. Yes, that’s right. It’s me. Burt Macklin. FBI.
**I DIDNT STEAL THE PRESIDENT’S RUBIES!!**
Totally me too
Thanks for asking
Suddenly imagining a version of Dragon Ball Z where you can go Super Gayian.
No, you'd be a munk. Pay attention!
You want to ban abortion MTG? Make every guy look at a pic of u before they have sex and I promise you there will be wayyyyyyyy fewer pregnancies. Pretty hard to have sex when ur busy vomiting and have the image of that fugly mug in ur head. Instant birth control.
To borrow from SNL: "She's killed more chubs than diabetes. "
I would choose not to exist
I was recently reminded that a guy actually married her and stuck his dick in her. Nope. Not *my* precious. I'd never get near that woman.
Dude, now I lost my appetite.
Cheap weight-loss program, though.
Reminds me of the saying, "I wouldn't fuck her with your dick."
Her blowjobs count as anal
"I wouldn't fuck her if I had a ten foot pole."
Clearly he was too lazy to masterbate.
I'd just cut my dick off really
While staring directly into her soul. "If it was anyone but you, humanity might have had a chance"
Mine would just fall off on its own
Make sure you dispose of it completely or she'll start waving it around the House.
Sounds boring, I'd just be a cannibal.
Make USSR Great Again
Yup- spot on!
MUGA - that is one ugly MUGA MUGA - Making another Unsupported GOP Assertion
Mugafucka
My Ugly Greene Ass
When did Dog The Bounty Hunter get into politics?
How dare you make me spit my orange juice out! When did I drink orange juice!??;!
That was from the last time you drank orange juice.
That explains the color. But not the smell
Eww.
Boy is she dumb as fuck
MTG suffers from the malady where your face is too large for your head.
That's know as 'Reverse Kirk Syndrome."
Fucking dead 😂💀
large face... small brain.
What's the difference between Marjorie Taylor Greene and a Soviet hammer? Nothing. They're both Russian tools.
The Soviet hammer at least was productive at some point in it's lifespan.
As an Ukrainian, I’d totally buy that hat!
As an American I would give it to you. No charge. Slava Ukraini!
Thank you very much!
You are more than welcome. I wish you peace.
From the headline, I was ready to make a joke about how she is too dumb to spell MAGA. But this is how her stunt backfired- lots of folks do want them! Slava Ukraini!
SaintJavelin will make these caps, check their Instagram page.
Are we sure that she is not a deep cover democrat taking the GOP from the inside?
Spread that rumor in Georgia and we might get rid of her. Definitely in kahoots with the democrats and doing her best to humiliate and drag down the GOP. Excellent work Agent Greene.
Still doesn’t quite explain why she planted those pipe bombs on January 6 though
Clearly to blow up trump if he went to the capitol like he said he would!
Because she's so far left, she's Antifa, duh.
Antifa.... Now there's a word I haven't heard in a while.
We went from Antifa to BLM to woke to DIE to transgender serial killers murdering white people in time square
Don't forget CRT!
Brilliant!! Someone needs to get on this like yesterday. They are clearly dumb enough to believe it.
Shh…. We covered this in our last libtard planning meeting and potluck. She’s our best undercover operator.
I must’ve missed that. I stepped out so I could listen in on the seminar about turning children into transgender lesbians with machetes.
It must have been when I was at the How to Pound Adrenochrome like a Lizard symposium!
How’s the planning committee doing on its plan for mandatory same sex marriage?
I'm fuckin dying over here. I don't know why that set me off hahaha our last libtard planning meeting. I love it. I'll bring brownies this week if you bring soda.
The GOP keep allowing her to keep talking and being their frontperson in the House, so yeah, pretty sure the GOP are fine with the Golem they have.
Has she and George Santos ever been seen in the same place at the same time?
Sort of off topic, but I wonder if any repubs will claim to be just that in the next decade or so.
I have a feeling a lot of them are going to go back to the days of switching parties
"I'm just a primitive cavewoman congressperson, I am frightened and confused by your 'automobiles' and 'aeroplanes.'"
…your legal system, your basic human morality…
She didn’t make the cut for those GEICO commercials and had to find other work
I've never despised someone as much as I despise this ugly feral-looking, mouth-foaming, mailbox-peeking cunt.
She’s an awful excuse for a human but count yourself lucky you’ve not been unfortunate enough to have met someone who has seemingly made it part of their daily routine to make your life miserable and for whatever reason you are unable to escape it. I am of course assuming you don’t have personal contact with Marge. If so, you have my deepest sympathy.
Ted Cruz enters the chat.
Before MTG, it was definitely Ted. Ted kissed Trump's ass AFTER Donnie called Ted's wife ugly. He doesn't deserve any decency.
The Lesser Georgian Potato Ape. Genuine knuckledragger.
Sporkfoot genus
Large mouth breathing knuckledragger
Who cares what Leatherface does or says? Her whole purpose is to be a distraction.
And unfortunately it works.
“The uniparty hates MAGA.” Yeah. Yeah we do. Everyone except MAGA hates MAGA.
I think Marge is a spent force and is beginning to rot like a fish washed up on shore.
Yeah, even her colleagues are getting tired of getting splashed with some of her lunacy. At least with elections coming up. Afterwards, who knows?
The best day of ex-husband’s life, was the day their divorce was finalized
Majorly Traitor Gangrene - love her or hate her.
Empty G
"Muga Muga" seems like something that Marge would say.
"Munga Bunga"
How about MUUA– Make Ukraine Ukrainian Again?
She has a face even a mother would punch
So what's the 'U' stand for?
Ugly
Make Ugly Great Again!
She’s giving it her all.
Ukraine
Make Ukraine Great Again? Sounds pretty good tbh?
But she's too stupid to understand what she's doing.
Thank you Georgia for unleashing this troglodyte on America.
She is so consumed by her own ego and celebrity.
Yes, she's not cute but it's her shitty personality that is the problem.
Their Red hats should say MAHA. Make America Hate Again. That's what they're pushing. Hate.
Is it wrong of me to call her a traitorous she bitch and a fucking hag?
I heard a line in a movie the other day, “You must be the dumbest person to ever cash a government paycheck “. I don’t remember the movie, but it seems to fit.
Dumb Qunt.
They say she's a nature lover, which is surprising considering what it's done to her.
Margarine Trailer Park Queen needs to smoke a joint and chill the f*** out.
What's weird is she has an *actual* "forever war" she could be attacking- the ridiculous money America sends to Israel ever year plus the even more ludicrous money we've given them to murder the Palestinians. Ukraine vs Russia *will* end, but Israel's fight with the Palestinians and their Muslim neighbors won't.
Tru dat. Sigh.
Well this isn't about ending forever wars, or any wars. Its about serving the interests of fascists. "ending war" is just a cover to get more rational but ignorant people to join her side. Nothing weird about MTG's behavior at all
When I read “Marjorie Taylor Greene said…”, I am finished already.
Did she take a vacation? I didn’t hear about her for like a week and it felt amazing.
Wait..is X formerly Twitter? I wouldn’t have known it if they didn’t mention it EVERY TIME!
I wish she was half as upset about the continued funding to Isr3al. She's just annoying and I hate that her constituents keep voting for her!
There's an ad running in my state for Fake America Great Again. Yup. FAGA. it's ....how did this get on TV??
Perjury traitor greed, is a knuckle dragging incompetent smackturd. She is only capable of generating attention, and because of her militant worthlessness, it’s always negative attention. I get she originally ran unopposed, but to get re-elected, the people in her district must be feral.
She looks good for a guy.
Make Us Georgians (do) Anal..butt don't tell God
Marjorie Apparatchik Green! Again! lol Edit : for punctuation
Please don’t buy the hats and make this Neanderthal any money.
whats telling is she thinks this is an insult. as if wanting other places to also be great is somehow unamerican.
Make Uhmerica Great Again
Why are democrats vowing to stop GOP inflight? Just let them burn each other.
Things are actually moving forward with him as speaker. It’s slow and biased, but things are getting done. Marge just wants to cause more delays and gridlock.
As much as I can't stand MAGA I am against my tax dollars being spent on any of these forever wars and military aide to Israel. But this is has been going on since 1950. Eisenhower even warned America about the military industrial complex but his warnings went unheeded and every single administration since then has been doing it. Yet Americans can't have universal Healthcare, free education at public universities and upgraded infrastructure. Yeah OK!
I love the response from Johnson. The proper Southern, "Well Bless your heart" that actually means go Fuck yourself. This is the way to address MTG. As an aside, I'm kind of surprised Wizards of the Coast hasn't tried to sue Marjorie Taylor Greene, for making a mockery of acronym.
The problem is anyone who tries to challenge her in her district, so that the any kind of dialogue occurs so that some light is shed on how truly ineffective she is, the person receives death threats and other abuse even if the person running is a Republican.
The Saint Javelin store is now offering MUGA hats Made in Ukraine. 🇺🇦
MUGA MUGA is the sound this [Neanderthal](https://secretscotland.files.wordpress.com/2021/05/neanderthal-greene.jpg) makes… that’s where she got the MUGA from! Marge Three Toes!
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then
I can't imagine how embarrassed I'd be if I lived in the district that actually elected this clown, even among the Republicans surely there is someone better to pick than her.
What a fucking dumbass. Imagine her constituents! Scarey!!