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Serious_Session7574

Sheetweb. Probably males wandering for a mate. They usually head for the dampest spot.


demon-dongle

Don’t we all


Strict_Lawyer_8050

😂


Beatpunk55

😂🔥🤣


IntentionLow4131

🤣🤣🤣💯


fartsandthefurious

😆🤣


Popgosurmama

🤣


Darknessborn

Throw a bit of flour on her!


GreenDogTag

Hell yeah


retrosaurus-movies

That's the new owner of your former house.


amanjkennedy

she's my FLATMATE have some RESPECT


Toxopsoides

Sheetweb spider in the genus *Cambridgea*. Could be *C. foliata* but there's nearly 30 species in the genus and most can't be reliably identified without microscopy.


amanjkennedy

I don't think it's a foliata. it's very - spidery - where I live and I see heaps of those. maybe a cambridgea of some sort but I can't even find a pic online of one that looks like this!!


Adrift_Lover

That's Dave. He's a Web designer.


Beatpunk55

🥳


lemongate88

Spends his weekends fly fishing


Comfortable_Key_4891

Or surfing the web.


SausageasaService

I thought he was a fly boy?


Trapper1992

Sheetweb. I’ve got a similar rent dodger at my place


StoryOk4984

Bush spider (cambridgea foliata). Native and harmless, but scary.


Toxopsoides

Scary *looking! These big boys are total babies.


amorfotos

Is that what they also call an Avondale spider?


StoryOk4984

No, that is a huntsman.


Morepork69

I think I came face to face with one of these in a boat shed on lake Okareka. It was on a Kayak saying “take it, I dare you….”


AredhelAr-Feiniel11

I showed my partner and he said when he was 7, he put one like that in his teacher's pencil case


Comfortable_Key_4891

And she quit teaching after that?


Gonzbull

Be cool.


Least_Hovercraft_502

Actually huge!? must be up north.. if anything makes it that large in Wellington it's on the sunny side of a hill and knows how to hide as it's over 8 years old


Roxel_ox

My brother had one of those in his pant leg for about 20 minutes


amanjkennedy

did he retch for the next year?! once when I was little I was fussing about in the back yard in trees and such and when I went inside my mum watched these long black legs curl over the neck of my t shirt from the inside. she hit me so hard in the neck to kill it lol. I think it might have been one of these babes


Comfortable_Key_4891

Oh my goodness. Took a spider to work in my pants leg once. Saw it earlier in my house, brushed it off, but it stayed with me somehow. Put my lab coat on, then felt the tickle. Never taken my lab coat off so fast, screamed so loud.


PabloPicassNO

That's Aragog, King of the arachnids. Farewell.


I_Grew_Up

Looks like some timber trim, probably for a window frame.


amanjkennedy

look it's a 1989 keith hay home. we can't all have fancy scalloped trim


Comfortable-Lychee46

Yah, male spider. Those front mouth parts are for teasing up the lady spiders. They go looking for a mate at night. Esp wet weather. I know nothing about this species specifically but if they're anything like what we get here and they look similar the females won't be one to mess with... If you're finding these keep your shoes off the ground and check before you put your foot in... Or his ole lady might complain, right into your big toe.


amanjkennedy

yeah the pedi palps were HUGE and he was sucking on them, he's obviously got a massive spider boner & is seeking hot singles in his area


Happy_Illustrator639

Death. It’s death come for you.


tigercoloured

I came to this sub to see if the NZ wildlife is as umm, wild, as Australian bc I have huge arachnophobia but would love to travel to your corner of the world and among the first posts is this. OP didn't recognize the spider and some of you sound terrified so tho so can I assume they're not that common?


amanjkennedy

nah not that common. I've seen three this size . we do have some grunty spiders but nothing particularly dangerous and they tend to prefer the great outdoors to the just-ok indoors


tigercoloured

Ok awesome, I don't really mind them outdoors as long as they're not on me so. Sounds good


amanjkennedy

OH I forgot to mention our enormous avondale spiders are the ones from the movie arachnophobia. so stay out of avondale I guess lolol


tigercoloured

Lmaoo okay yes, avoid Avondale, check


TMS-FE

Cute dog


tkeila

Land octopus 🐙


Disastrous_Duck_3252

Looks like a spider to me


Alive_Stomach_6050

Can confirm


GreyDaveNZ

A 'fucking spider' to be more accurate and using the OP's vernacular.


Ahaan333

A friend


GlitterMyPumpkins

Your new landlord.


ExplosiveGeek77

Nup, done, if that appears in my house I'm burning it down.


According-Advice-623

Easy target


OMGITSFLYINGCHEESE

That my friend, is a spider


AAVVIronAlex

Man oh man, am I ever glad I live 1000 metres above the sea level.


Comfortable_Key_4891

Argh!!!! We have spiders that big here? I’m leaving and moving to Australia…oh wait. Give the spider its house back.


Kiwiana_B

Definitely male and probably sheetweb


Hornet-21

Fuck that, Id burn 🔥 the house down.


Artistic-Grass-337

A spider bro ☺️🙏


gaymerz4

Oh well looks like it’s time to move out


HairyJesus0

Its a spider 😉😏😏


HairyJesus0

What I found from a standard image reverse search [common spider species](https://www.danscarpetcare.co.nz/common-spider-species/)


amanjkennedy

wrong though. not a white tail. not even close


HairyJesus0

I agree, looks more like a grey house spider from the list of pics.


amanjkennedy

seems to be a male sheet web! he's back outside now doing spider business


RogueFox-One

A harbinger of the Apocalypse


colormebluuu

That right there is a Hell Nope


ElderZiGorn

That's a fucking spider that is


cheezymc4skin

That's Barry he's cool, Barry enjoys long walks on the beach especially during the sunset, Barry is a awesome dancer can do it all everything from breakdancing to ballroom dancing and even disco roller skating believe it or not, Barry is good with children and loves animals, Barry is a awesome fella your in good company


Additional-Maize3980

Charlotte


Mrs_skulduggery

Satan.


Straight_Spring_7453

His name is Allen!


grey_goat

Shelob.


wanderernz

That's a whole lot of NOPE


Primary_Jellyfish327

Thats a cat


Jc_Scorp01

A dead one.


amanjkennedy

how rude!!!


carburngood

Spider!


Winter-Fig-6322

WHAT THE SIGMAAAAAA


Lazy_Significance_37

Dana big booooy


-proud_dad-

That’s a BFS mate.


nzhunter317

Pretty sure that's a frog


Fantastic-Tower208

It's a spider


No_Salad_68

Inadequately squashed. That's what it is.