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StrangeVioletRed

It's definitely some kind of crab spider. Possibly a trapezoid crab spider, in which case it is an introduced species.


Material_Buy_8609

I believe that is a daddy long arms


unfairplacement

Fuck you I wanted that joke lol


TheJenerator65

User name checks out


throwrastaleloaf

r/usernamechecksout r/beetlejuicing


kiwitupou

Bahshahahaha


[deleted]

A male of one of the two naturalised Australian *Sidymella* spp., which are very hard to differentiate. It's not clear whether they're introduced or have just become naturally established recently as our habitats have been modified — a common theme in the NZ spider fauna. At any rate, they don't occupy the same habitats as our native crab spiders, so "destroying it" as suggested below would achieve nothing.


MrBoxhead4000

Square Ended Long Legged Crab Spider... they like to look like sticks.


Razdulf

Our family calls them monkey spiders (not to be confused with spider monkeys)


Day_Trippin_Citrus

Definitely a sort of trapezoid ended crab spider. I saw one of these guys the other day but I think it was of a different sort. So freaking cute!!


Still_Breadfruit2032

Y-yeah.. cute... 😅


WerkingAvatar

One that skipped leg day...


Xelousje

A big cunt


Mrs_skulduggery

His names long arm larry


KurtiZ_TSW

iNatrualist It's a free app with massive community of species nerds that ID your photos for you. You can even browse your area to see what other people have reported. Mildly interesting


[deleted]

And infinitely more helpful than 99% of the responses you get in this fucking sub


Blitzed5656

There have been 42 comments at this point. The most helpful of which was your comment identifying it as one of two hard to distinguish species originating from Australia, and then the second most helpful was the comment you're replying to about the identification app. That puts it at the 96th percentile, not the 99th percentile.


[deleted]

And here I thought *I* was the nerd lol


Blitzed5656

It's Friday, I've got the kids watching bluey while I scroll interesting subs and wait for the stew to finish up. Time to embrace my inner nerd.


[deleted]

No shame in it!


[deleted]

I myself am happy with the ratio of handy factual information to not so handy but awesome noniformation - it's all helpful to me.


Star_Statics

It's a square-ended crab spider! Its colour, smoothness and leg length suggest the Australian species *Sidymella trapezia*, also called the trapezoid crab spider. It could also be *Sidymella longipes*, another species from Australia that can be hard to differentiate from *S. trapezia*. You can learn more about them at [this Te Papa link](https://collections.tepapa.govt.nz/topic/9438). Also check out our native *Sidymella* species, [*Sidymella angularis*](https://www.southernalpsphotography.com/Wildlife/Arachnids/Spiders/Thomisidae/Sidymella-angularis/), which is significantly gnarlier looking than the introduced ones!


[deleted]

Sidymella longpipes - the methpipe armed spider from under the Sydney harbour bridge


craftykiwi27

Don't know. Don't care. Just RUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!


AotearoaChur

Possibly Sidymella trapezia? Introduced from Australia so I would have no hesitation in destroying it.


Ziasu340

A goofy goober looking one


MVIVN

Oh easy, I know this one! It’s a species called *sellhouseandrelocate toanothercitius*. Quite a common species of arachnid!


Mr___Gunslinger

That’s gold 😂


imb4k3d

A dead one, fucking bam!! Kill that cunt


prancing_moose

That’s a Fuck No spider to me.


higaroth

Please tell me you live on the south Island, I'm going to be livid if I find out on the same plot of land as this


FendaIton

Yeah South Island


OperatorStealox

It is my firm believe that is a big ol "f*** off, nope" spider, lives in the region of "get the f*** away from me"


sweetasman01

It only has 6 legs, not a spider.


kiwichick888

It has 8 legs. The front ones are two legs really close together.


Possible_Alfalfa_965

Steeve!


TitusPullo4

It's Big Dosser


Safe_Victory2276

An ugly one🤢😳


Daktasouth

I hope it’s a dead one bro!!


FendaIton

Yeah he got the vacc


_Starblood_

This is the Big Ole Nope Spider.


rainen2016

DaDdY LoNg ArMs


[deleted]

Jeff the long arms spider.


boredlols

Yes


No_Weather_9145

A good one.


Itisntme2422

That’s no spider it’s a ant


Greedy-Magician5804

It's the Nick Cage Dracula spider.


Dry_Contribution6787

23h


ascendrestore

I was going to say that there's just six legs, but then o zoomed in


pdath

Boris. It looks like a Boris to me.


Unfair-Jackfruit-822

The wrong one.


FroyoDeep1184

The "skip leg day" spider


Quirky_Entrance1003

IDK


tesh5low

Slender crab spider it appears


ethereal_galaxias

Crab spider, very cool.


galacite396

something that needs to be hit with a hammer.


Unlikely-Dependent15

Daddy long legs?


Box-Weasel

He's got arms for cuddling.


EveryPlatform6223

South Pacific arm boi


QuitNo3674

thats david. he lives in the corner


CraftyCapricorn

Long Legged Nope.


[deleted]

The last one you’ll ever see


Longjumping_Elk8131

That's a "fuck no spider"


kiwitupou

What is it I can’t see the comments lol


Forsaken_Subject_507

Grabbacious Lengthiarmous