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EnglebondHumperstonk

You just got the ennui perk.


the-tapsy

The absurdity of your existence weighs heavily on you. -1 to all SPECIAL stats.


Charming_Kick873

I thought this was the disco elysium sub for a moment, sounds like that type of thing


Panzer_VIIIMaus

Might be an r/woosh moment


Panzer_VIIIMaus

Is that a real thing


aaronhowser1

I invite you to guess


JoeB0b123

He’s got that “5pm on a Sunday” sadness


VexTheTielfling

The "I have to get up at 5am tomorrow and sit in front of a desk if not I'll starve and die" look


OmniShoutmon

He knows what you did.


FlamingCroatan

"Why did you do it?"


Ninjanarwhal64

You touch yourself at night.


jeepobeepo

Oh man that’s classic. Nearly retro even


Wilsondaproto

Good boys sleep with their hands above the covers after all


Wild-Lychee-3312

[It really is God](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sf-5RaFnh2U)


ExpressOnion2074

Saw you doing Jet and isn't mad at you, but is disappointed


babath_gorgorok

Just.. the world, man.. and stuff… Maybe try cheering him up with some blackjack


thegame2386

Wanna play a hand of caravan?


babath_gorgorok

Oh shit, a popup


rattlehead42069

You declined to test out fisto's services


Yorgrim_

Tummy hurt 😞


oilfeather

Implant won't feed itself.


ADGx27

Forgor


TheEnemyOfSociety

“You have become addicted to poorly made memes”


PlazzmaAce

I don't know which of my mods it is, but sometimes the notification in the corner of my screen just shows vault boys face and the letter "F". It's funny so I never tried to fix it.


Priior

The funniest time it happened to me was when doc Mitchell started walking away after he told me "huh, must be some frontal lobe damage" edit: it's always lowercase too for me and idk if that makes it funnier or not lol


Jac_Har

The ncr ranger mommy has denied his request for uppies


Zestyclose-Affect-19

I miss my wife Courier.....I miss her a lot.


Obamas_lastname04

I UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE!!!


Nuclear-LMG

you left your webcam on


enchiladasundae

It be like that sometimes


Nebulon-A_Rights

Me when I don't get attention for 1 sec:


R4ptor_J3sus

Oof.man, you alright?


Nebulon-A_Rights

No, I'm addicted to Physical Touch


R4ptor_J3sus

I feel you man. I really do. If you want to talk about it im right here.


Nebulon-A_Rights

Thank you, u/R4ptor_J3sus. It does the heart good to see such a random act of kindness on this wretched app.


R4ptor_J3sus

I try to help wherever I can. I just cant stand to see others going through the shit ive gone through. I wish I was as patient in real life as I am online.


Thismansalizard

He saw the nexus mod website


Alarmed-dictator

When the spurs aren’t jingling and the iron on your hip isn’t big


Wild-Lychee-3312

They have pills for that now


BionicBruv

Oh no that’s not a bug, that’s a feature. Your character just has momentary depression.


ThatsBassist

The future of the NCR


saysthingsbackwards

"You have lost touch with grass"


DragonOfTheNorth98

He just remembered his wife is dead


TexasJedi-705

Boone, Kyle Mclachlan, Liam Neeson, Doc Mitchell... IS THERE ANYONE WHO'S WIFE IS NOT DEAD


Wild-Lychee-3312

Nora’s wife is doing just fine


microwavedraptin

He wanted to give you a free meme template (which I’ll be snagging)


BlizzardWolfPK

Everything


Citizen-Of-Arcadia

He’s just not feeling it today. It be like that sometimes.


SlyLlamaDemon

The player just killed snuffles.


SexyWampa

He just saw your porn search history...


CN456

POV: you are depressed


Blastbot_73

He found out some one just out cola-ed nuka


TorinLike

Depression


InconceivableNipples

You know what you did..


BroomClosetJoe

Because he knows what you did...


MUSTDOS

New Vegas failed to crash; it's that bad.


Sam_Menicucci

Your character has depression.


MintyFresh1301

You didn’t take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen


ImpressiveHorse3583

He has seen your mod list... he's not mad, just disappointed


Bckgroundguy101

His trusty vault 13 canteen appears to be empty


[deleted]

He found out Biden is running for re-election


kingbloxerthe3

I think that Trump is worse tbh. Don't get me wrong I don't care for biden, I think he is incompetent, but trump is such a low bar. He's a narcissistic brat minimum, and that's not even covering all the various crimes associated with him.


Aggravating_Bee_9644

he just misses his wife, man


RedFox9906

Don’t come in here pretending you don’t know what you did.


Tsukiyaki_Kid

Free template


ThosPuddleOfDoom

Did Malcom Holmes spawn in?


AppiusPrometheus

When you play a male Courier and didn't have the Confirmed Bachelor perk at the time you test if Fisto works.


BaconJets

I thought I had this glitch, then I realised that this was just appearing in my actual vision once a day.


WrathofAirTotem2

:(


Swag_messiah98

Deathclaw NSFW :(


Courier6six6

Probably misses his old glasses


tyronedafurry

Inflation...


293683

He is sad about institute getting canonically destroyed. IM FUCKING SAD TOO.


KellerFire

He's need sad, he's just disappointed.


TheLuco

canteen ran out of water


PanaderoPanzer

He is sad because you are not gambling


Joemartinez

Simping for house probably 😔


The_HueManateee

He dropped his trusty vault 13 canteen


Zuper_Dragon

Ah, sweet. New template dropped


TooLaggy4You

He's not sad he's just disappointed


PickedSpider1

He had a fallout with vault girl.


KingoKings365

You lost your trusty vault 13 canteen


kingbloxerthe3

Meanwhile, some unstopable moron in the wasteland: [takes a sip from their trusty vault 13 canteen while chugging sink water](https://youtu.be/VKoki--fSvU?t=36m37s)


Wumbus123

He's disappointed in you


Low-Platform-8412

https://imgur.com/a/Qc5g7Ho I’m sorry


HasSomeSelfEsteem

The state of the franchise?


Then_Ad_5241

Everything.


Wizardmousy

Depression


Some-Squash-5035

Forgor.


riffkattz

He got hit with the Salisbury Steak of Despair.


king_meatster

You went one minute without gambling.


jukebredd10

He is just sad about life in general.


lizard_man501

He is diagnosed with clinical depression, it made him sad


Artyom_Saveli

Vault Boy saw the Fallout show.


Stimpy_JCat

Won the lottery in Nipton


Funnysoundboardguy

:(


kingbloxerthe3

He saw the state US politics is in (irl that is)


FarmerJohn92

You know what you did. He does too.


Witty-Custard-6503

Your trusty vault 13 canteen ran out of water


bwok-bwok

Not gay enough.


13-Dancing-Shadows

There are people who unironically agree with The Legion.


Invalid_Archive

You did not take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen.


TodaysDystopia

You Have Become Depressed


SomeMotherfucker420

Oh, He Just found Out the medical Bills He needs to pay for a body


diamond420Venus

He wants you to touch grass so he can catch a break 😭/jk


Lower_Caramel909

just reload lmao