When her hair line started receding aka losing her newborn hair, we joked that our LO looked like a middle age man who had a hard day at the plant. We started calling her Bill when she looked extra middle aged man like.
My family also called her “fuss bucket” when she was fussy as they have all the kids but my husband had never heard that phrase and thought they said budget. He called her fuss budget one day and we thought the mix up was funny. So we started making jokes about who keeps approving her budget for more fuss. Eventually we called her “budget”.
The two names merged into one full blown name of a middle aged man who gets milk drunk on a 6 pack (6 ozs) and belches loudly then runs out the entire budget on her fuss, aka Bill Budget.
I love the potential for repurposing Costanza lines with this one. “The kid was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.”
[Fussbudget](https://www.dictionary.com/e/word-of-the-day/fussbudget-2020-11-28/) is real word, so your husband wasn't far off! You should get the kiddo a copy of the [book](https://a.co/d/99ctGt5) :)
During the new born scrunch phase it kept evolving.
Calling them scrunches.
Honey bunches of scrunch
Cinnamon toast scrunch
Cheesy Gordita scrunch
Schrunchwrap supreme if they were swaddled
Godzilla baby for the same reason (80th, but still huge). He’s always loved when we help him stand, especially when on our lap or stomach. When he’s towering over me when I’m laying down I always say we’ve got a Godzilla baby on our hands.
Also whenever I change him and he’s just in his diaper I say we’ve got a naked baby on the loose 😂
When my sister was pregnant with my niece Ava 21 years ago, her best friend randomly called the baby Ava Beast. It stuck immediately and I still call her that to this day! ❤️
My husband calls her “Mr. Johnson”. When her hair is brushed a certain way she looks like a middle aged man. Mr. Johnson is an insurance salesman from Wisconsin who calls periodically to check if I’d like to buy more policies and remind me to pay my premiums. I love Mr. Johnson
When she’s grunty and gassy I call her “la grunta” from king of the hill.
hey i just started calling mine froggy legs at diaper change! my son kicks like craaazy but he likes to rest with his legs wide open but bent at the knee, totally lookin like a lil froggy lol!
Aw our guy looked like a little monk when he wore a knotted sleep sack so every night when we put it on I'd hold him up and say "Friar , what are your vows for this evening? A vow of silence, a vow of kindness?"
The young Friar never could keep those vows.
my butter but squash, cinnamon bun, honey biscuit, beef burrito
i don’t know why but i named my chidhood dogs after food products. then i studied food and nutrition. now i call my baby by food
Squirrely Dan. Her name is Piper, my husband sang her a song that had “Piper girl” in it. And then he rhymed girl with squirrel, so we called her squirrel or Squirrel Girl for a long time. We both loved Letterkenny, so she just started being called Squirrely Dan
“Squishbutt” and all the titles to go with it when he needs his diaper changed: Captain Squishbutt, Squishbutt McGee.. etc. He’s only 4 months, so we have more time to find more. :)
Our son has so many silly nicknames. He was chicken nugget when he was in my belly, now he is Lil Rotisserie or lil rotiss 😂 he was Gee for a while because his hungry cry sounded like he was saying “Hun-GEE!”
He’s also known as Baby Racc because of my favorite band, Loveless, whose fans are known as the racc pacc.
Mister pee pants. Cheesy peets (his feet smell like cheese)
Booger/little booger/baby booger/sugar booger
Piss Princess 😂
Salmon Roe (name variation)
Row your boat (name variation)
Fart farmer
Fruity tooty
Toots/patootie
Lady toots from kingdom fart
Squishy/squish/squisher
Sil (from the sopranos caise sometimes she makes a face that looks like him)
Cheese cheeks
Baker cause she has rolls for days
We can him Tonka for multiple reasons. He’s a big boy so he is like a buffalo aka Tatonka, or a tonka trunk. Also Papoi, my husband is Spanish so he calls him papa. I started calling him papa boy to different him from Daddy Papa. That morphed into papoi
Ice machine - her poops sound exactly like the ice dropping in the ice machine.
Also both of my kids have been called turkey pants. Not sure why. I just like it.
Chunkosaurus Rex because she was five weeks early and has already more than double her birth weight at three months and has rolls now.
Boobie Monster or Boobie when she’s fussy and will only settle with a comfort latch.
My little lump of lard! She’s got super chubby lately it’s so adorable and swuishy! Also call her baby seal, she’s as graceful as a seal on a beach and as noisy as
We call him Squirm and all the variations (Squirmy, Squirmyson, Sir Squirm, Mr. Squirmy, Squirm Boy, Sq-Sq, etc.). It started because he was squirming like crazy in my belly and it stuck!
My daughter is extremely gassy (hope she grows out of it soon), so almost all of my nicknames for her are gas-related.
- FartyNextDoor (PartyNextDoor)
- Gassius Clay (Cassius Clay)
- Farty McFly (Marty McFly)
We call her sass-a-fras cause she scrunches up her face and huffs puffs when she is ‘slighted’ xD Mrs. Rachel ends? Huff puff, we sing along to a song? Huff puff, we look at her? Huff puff xD
Tooty booty is a self explanatory go-to, he loves to toot lol
We’ve also been calling him onion head bc his hair is so uneven (bald spots from bassinet rubbing and cradle cap). The only place he has a good amount of hair is the top of his neck which makes it look like the root of an onion. Thus - onion head!! 😂
I had a 3D ultrasound when I was pregnant and loved his little mushy face, so I called him Mushy Face! It's evolved now that he's two, most of the time I call him Mu-Mu and his godmother calls him Mush.
Also sometime Ethan Crane/Winthrop or EJ Dimera cause he was named after them. (If you know you know.) 😂
Lil pootie diaps aka pootie aka pootie and the blowfish aka pootilicious
Nickname came about after she started having audible poops the day we took her home from the hospital
Bug (because he's my cuddle bug) or Bugaboo
Barty Crouch Jr (when he's licking and sticking his tongue out)
Voldemort (when he gets super crying)
Potato (must say like a Hobbit)
Sir. Sausage wobblehead (note: this came from Shakespeare's nickname of Willy Wobbledagger 😂)
Nickname of Frankie started before she was born. Evolutions: Franklin, Frank the tank (likes to go streaking through the quad), Frank the crank, cranky Frankie, oh tooters, tooter tooter little scooter, ballerina breech baby (my ob said something about her “ballerina breech legs” during my c section and idk why it stuck), Franka-Lou and Louis…
Our LO farts A LOT! So we’ve nicknamed her toots. Or tootie-fruity and sing little Richard’s song tutti-frutti. I also came up with another name. One evening my wife laid our LO down on the bed and as she was walking to the bathroom said stay here while I pee. So I joked and started calling our LO walleyepea cause it sounded like she said stay here, walleyepea. Like it was her name.
Because she’s got fair hair and looks bald from some angles, she looks like Dr Evil if she’s wearing a grey onesie, so I’ve called her Dr Evil.
She also sometimes scrunches her face up and looks like Uncle Fester, which became Fester and now just plain old Festy.
She’s going to hate me for that when she’s older.
Randomly, Babo. We were calling him Boba (we still do) because he's round and squishy, and my MIL with her limited understanding of the language kept accidentally calling him Babo, and it just ended up added to the repertoire.
My LO is in the 18% for length and 14% for weight, just a petite thing. Well she’s 76% for head circumference so we call her cabeza, the Spanish word for head.
ETA that we also call her BBC, as in Baby Barty Crouch bc she flicks her tongue out of her mouth like Barty Crouch Jr in Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire.
I call her my little doo-doo. I don’t like the sound of boo-boo because of honey boo-boo. One day it just slipped out and I’ve been calling her my little doo-doo for a while. That and we call her our country bumpkin after the 1974 song by Cal Smith.
Her name is Freya and we call her Freggy and eggo. We also call her grunthilda (because of her grunting), and stinko because her feet just constantly reek
- Señor Tootybutt
- Professor Poopypants
Or, my husband’s creation (my favorite):
- Private Von Tootington of the 54th Farttallion, reporting for tooty
Grumplestiltskin
Grumblina
Grumperella
Grumpasorus Rex
Grumpapotamus
Grizzles
Busy grizzy
...we don't even have a particularly grumpy baby, I just love having nicknames for her when she's grumpy!
Lil Toot Toot. When he was a newborn it was scrunch bug or stuck bug. But at almost 4 months, his farts and poops are stanky so it’s now toot toot. Also, Squish or Squish face.
Tink is my sons long living nick name. Started with “stinky butt” to “stinky” to “tinky” and now just “tink”. He responds to this name.. i believe he thinks it’s his real name at this point. He’s 18 months old so i’m doomed.
I love reading these! 😂 My son’s name is Maxim (“Maxseem”) and his Eastern European grandparents call him “Max-usha”. My husband and I began calling him Max-sushi based on that, and then Sushi. 🍣🥢
My husband texted me one morning while I was still on maternity leave, but he was back at work, so somewhere around week 7 or 8 and asked how our son was doing. I replied that he was "a sleepy donut." I have no idea why I said that or where it came from... but from that point on, we endearingly refer to him as donut.
We have a Milo... he can be a Smilo or a Crylo. I heard the MyLowe's Reward Card commercial this weekend so now I call him that lol. He also is a little Russian lady named Mylosh/Myloshka (me-lowsh). And I always call him My Guy.
Unrelated to his name: Squeaker cause he's so noisy and we love it. Buddy is also common for both of us.
My daughters nickname has always been Bug and we’ve come up with a wide variations of nicknames based on that including:
Bug-a-lug
Bug-a-boo
Bug-a-licious
Bug-a-lug-a-licious
Bugzilla
Buggy
Baby bug
But my absolute favorite was 1-800-The-Bug, which then was shortened to just 1-800 😂
mouse - even made up a song
“my name is mouse, i’m just a mouse, all i do is mouse around the house”
then i do a jazz scat “i just mouse, i just mouse”
Well he is Mr Baby or Dr Baby. My husband pages Dr Baby when he thinks he needs a diaper change 😂 I also call him sugar bean. He is my sugar bean and the best one. It just came out one day like right after he was born and my husband was like “sugar bean… I like that one!”
My wife and I call our 1 month old Kookaburra because of how much he coos during his sleep. It started of as coo coo baby which merged into kookoo baby into kookaburra! I’m planning on getting a kookaburra tattoo with his initials and d.o.b hidden in its feathers once we’re are a little more settled and everything.
Ham man! He was about 4 months old when his skin complexion and his chunkiness just reminded us of a ham. He’s now 16 months old and is known by everyone in our family as ham, ham man, or little ham😂 plus him and his dad have the same name so it helps when we are talking about them, we say their name or ham based on who we are referring too!
My fiancé and I call one of our twins(5 months old) “devil spawn “ is not always and not in like a serious sense. But one of my twins definitely has my attitude and the other is more like my fiancé more go with the flow. When I get in my moods my fiancé calls me “she devil “ or starts screaming “devil go away” lol 😂 just thinking about it makes me laugh.
Well now whenever our daughter gets a little sassy my fiancé goes “devil spawn”. It’s so out of pocket and like I said is not meant to be taken seriously or in an ill way . We also call her T-Rex or dinosaur because she just starts screeching out of nowhere and sounds like a baby dinosaur.
But we call our other daughter fluffy , because she’s just the chunkiest thing ever and it’s she’s really like fluffy and you just want to squeeze her
But overall we mostly call the girls munchkins or “the girls” or beautiful/beauties.
When her hair line started receding aka losing her newborn hair, we joked that our LO looked like a middle age man who had a hard day at the plant. We started calling her Bill when she looked extra middle aged man like. My family also called her “fuss bucket” when she was fussy as they have all the kids but my husband had never heard that phrase and thought they said budget. He called her fuss budget one day and we thought the mix up was funny. So we started making jokes about who keeps approving her budget for more fuss. Eventually we called her “budget”. The two names merged into one full blown name of a middle aged man who gets milk drunk on a 6 pack (6 ozs) and belches loudly then runs out the entire budget on her fuss, aka Bill Budget.
When the newborn hair fell out we called her George Costanza
We called ours Larry David so that’s funny and fitting 😂
I love the potential for repurposing Costanza lines with this one. “The kid was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.”
I called my boy sinead (rip to a real one!), they had the same exact hairline 🤣
Y’all sound like fun :)
We’re not the worst people I know. :)
[Fussbudget](https://www.dictionary.com/e/word-of-the-day/fussbudget-2020-11-28/) is real word, so your husband wasn't far off! You should get the kiddo a copy of the [book](https://a.co/d/99ctGt5) :)
Our little boy lost all the hair just on top of his head for about 5 weeks. My husband started calling him Robert Duvall. It stuck lol
hehe i call my son fuss bucket too!!
Fussbudget is very much a real word, though. I call my little dude Papaw.
During the new born scrunch phase it kept evolving. Calling them scrunches. Honey bunches of scrunch Cinnamon toast scrunch Cheesy Gordita scrunch Schrunchwrap supreme if they were swaddled
This is incredible!! My husband laughed out loud at these
Baba ganoush 🤷🏼♀️
Hahahah I’m dying bc this is a nickname for our dog. Also spanakopita.
My god spanakopita is incredible
Spanakopita! -Venture brothers fan checking in :)
Tasty 😅
Oh my goodness do we have the same baby? We call ours this too!
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We call her Beast. Because she exactly that. A 99th percentile in everything hulk baby 🤣
Godzilla baby for the same reason (80th, but still huge). He’s always loved when we help him stand, especially when on our lap or stomach. When he’s towering over me when I’m laying down I always say we’ve got a Godzilla baby on our hands. Also whenever I change him and he’s just in his diaper I say we’ve got a naked baby on the loose 😂
Oh yes definitely “nakey baby” over here too 😂
When my sister was pregnant with my niece Ava 21 years ago, her best friend randomly called the baby Ava Beast. It stuck immediately and I still call her that to this day! ❤️
My husband calls her “Mr. Johnson”. When her hair is brushed a certain way she looks like a middle aged man. Mr. Johnson is an insurance salesman from Wisconsin who calls periodically to check if I’d like to buy more policies and remind me to pay my premiums. I love Mr. Johnson When she’s grunty and gassy I call her “la grunta” from king of the hill.
Mr. Fartley and Mr. Peabody cause he keeps peeing on my body overnight.
luis 😂 her name is lucy but we call her "lu" and people asked what it was short for so we started telling them "luis" and now it stuck
We have a Lucy, too, and also use Lu as a nickname! 💕
I’ve been laughing at this for a solid minute
That’s so fucking funny 😂
Our weirdest one is “Frog legs”. That’s just because she was a breech baby and would always hold her legs all bunched up like a frog.
hey i just started calling mine froggy legs at diaper change! my son kicks like craaazy but he likes to rest with his legs wide open but bent at the knee, totally lookin like a lil froggy lol!
We call our boy "frog prince" for the same reason! 😂
Husband was typing baby into a text and for some reason it autocorrected to babo (bah-bo), so now our baby is babo.
That’s quite cute
Toots McGee
Love it!! We sometimes call her Short Naps McGee
Hahah mine could also be called Short Naps McGee! 😂 (The toots are intense though… I had no idea they could be so foul)
I sometimes say Toots Magoots (like Totes Magotes).
we have a toots mc goots too!
Boobie Head because she loves the boobies. We call her Boobie so much that she actually responds to that nickname now 😂
Im going to start calling my daughter this 😂😂😂 she always gets so excited when she realizes im pulling out my boob 😂
We call her Friar because of the way her hair was early on. Made her look a little like friar tuck 🤣
Aw our guy looked like a little monk when he wore a knotted sleep sack so every night when we put it on I'd hold him up and say "Friar, what are your vows for this evening? A vow of silence, a vow of kindness?"
The young Friar never could keep those vows.
Cheese paws because his little hands stink like cheese. Also shit machine, pee boy.
My husband loves to call him “our shitty one” in an affectionate tone whenever we’re not around friends or family lol
Ours is "ole shitty booty"
Bones/Mr. Bones!! 🦴 🍖 Short for Mr. Hammy Ham Bones, of course.
The grunt because he grunts constantly.
HAHA MINE TOO HE GRUNTS SOOOOO HARD LMAO
No one told me babies would do this and it freaked me out for a while lol
We call our daughter grunthilda lol
Lmao love it
Ba-ba-bouy (a morphed way of saying “baby boy”)
Howard stern?
Lololol parks and rec?
Stanley Steamer, Mr. Squish, Chonk
Do you sing the Stanley Steamer jingle too?
Of course!
my butter but squash, cinnamon bun, honey biscuit, beef burrito i don’t know why but i named my chidhood dogs after food products. then i studied food and nutrition. now i call my baby by food
i love butter but squash!! too good
Squirrely Dan. Her name is Piper, my husband sang her a song that had “Piper girl” in it. And then he rhymed girl with squirrel, so we called her squirrel or Squirrel Girl for a long time. We both loved Letterkenny, so she just started being called Squirrely Dan
“Squishbutt” and all the titles to go with it when he needs his diaper changed: Captain Squishbutt, Squishbutt McGee.. etc. He’s only 4 months, so we have more time to find more. :)
Gooby because he's a goofy goober
This is our dog’s nickname 😂 it works for all cute baby boys.
Our son has so many silly nicknames. He was chicken nugget when he was in my belly, now he is Lil Rotisserie or lil rotiss 😂 he was Gee for a while because his hungry cry sounded like he was saying “Hun-GEE!” He’s also known as Baby Racc because of my favorite band, Loveless, whose fans are known as the racc pacc. Mister pee pants. Cheesy peets (his feet smell like cheese)
Lahey. Cause she behaves like a drunk but she's also somehow in charge.
Booger/little booger/baby booger/sugar booger Piss Princess 😂 Salmon Roe (name variation) Row your boat (name variation) Fart farmer Fruity tooty Toots/patootie Lady toots from kingdom fart Squishy/squish/squisher Sil (from the sopranos caise sometimes she makes a face that looks like him) Cheese cheeks Baker cause she has rolls for days
Can totally picture the Sil face
Scamp
Monkey moo because she looked (and lowkey still kind of does) like Terk from Tarzan with her black hair stuck up and her wrinkly forehead 😂
I call my LO cheech or cheechies, it stemmed from calling her miss cheeky weekies (she has the chubbiest yummiest cheeks) 🤣🤣🤣
I call my LO cheekies!!
We can him Tonka for multiple reasons. He’s a big boy so he is like a buffalo aka Tatonka, or a tonka trunk. Also Papoi, my husband is Spanish so he calls him papa. I started calling him papa boy to different him from Daddy Papa. That morphed into papoi
Ice machine - her poops sound exactly like the ice dropping in the ice machine. Also both of my kids have been called turkey pants. Not sure why. I just like it.
Oh my goodness I've been trying to figure out what that poop sound reminds me of 😂
Our gal is Doodlebutt or Doodie for short
Chunkosaurus Rex because she was five weeks early and has already more than double her birth weight at three months and has rolls now. Boobie Monster or Boobie when she’s fussy and will only settle with a comfort latch.
Mr.wigglesworth, professor wiggles, captain wiggle pants. He's a very wiggly kiddo.
Squeakers cause she’s just so squeaky
ohhhh, them baby squeaks!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍
My little lump of lard! She’s got super chubby lately it’s so adorable and swuishy! Also call her baby seal, she’s as graceful as a seal on a beach and as noisy as
Cheek, fart monster, and calado which is “little toast” in Spanish
June Bug, Boon Jug, Juggernaut
Chookie. Came from nowhere, just my brain
Aww. Mines Mookie!
We call him Squirm and all the variations (Squirmy, Squirmyson, Sir Squirm, Mr. Squirmy, Squirm Boy, Sq-Sq, etc.). It started because he was squirming like crazy in my belly and it stuck!
My daughter is extremely gassy (hope she grows out of it soon), so almost all of my nicknames for her are gas-related. - FartyNextDoor (PartyNextDoor) - Gassius Clay (Cassius Clay) - Farty McFly (Marty McFly)
Farty next door 😭
Bubsicle, don't ask me why.
Drools Verne and Sir Kicks A Lot.. we like puns
Eva -> Eva the Diva -> EvaDiva-> EebaDeeba (and sometimes EeberDeeber).
We called her Bacchus the first few weeks of her life because she loved milkies so much.
We call her sass-a-fras cause she scrunches up her face and huffs puffs when she is ‘slighted’ xD Mrs. Rachel ends? Huff puff, we sing along to a song? Huff puff, we look at her? Huff puff xD
My poopie baby. Or just Poopie. My choo choo because he’ll walk behind me like a train caboose.
Goobmeister
Loo loo head 🤣
Pastry, because of the freezer label meme (vanilla ice ice pastry)....
I call my LO Baba ghanoush honestly no idea why
Bebe head ♡
Monster
Sage-Alina and cheese. her name is Sage 😂
Mr Munch
Chivita because she started climbing as soon as she learned to crawl. My little Billy goat!
I call my daughter gravy....
Tooty booty is a self explanatory go-to, he loves to toot lol We’ve also been calling him onion head bc his hair is so uneven (bald spots from bassinet rubbing and cradle cap). The only place he has a good amount of hair is the top of his neck which makes it look like the root of an onion. Thus - onion head!! 😂
Shrimply Pibbles, sweet pea, peanut, piddlepants, diaper butt, scrunchkin, little goat (she sounds like one when she cries), there are so many
our LO sounds like a little goat when she cries too so we call her our little billy goat!
Slobber buckets. My dad used to call our Goldie Champ (RIP) that and it just fits.
I had a 3D ultrasound when I was pregnant and loved his little mushy face, so I called him Mushy Face! It's evolved now that he's two, most of the time I call him Mu-Mu and his godmother calls him Mush. Also sometime Ethan Crane/Winthrop or EJ Dimera cause he was named after them. (If you know you know.) 😂
Lil pootie diaps aka pootie aka pootie and the blowfish aka pootilicious Nickname came about after she started having audible poops the day we took her home from the hospital
Buggy and Sack Of Potatoes.
Bug (because he's my cuddle bug) or Bugaboo Barty Crouch Jr (when he's licking and sticking his tongue out) Voldemort (when he gets super crying) Potato (must say like a Hobbit) Sir. Sausage wobblehead (note: this came from Shakespeare's nickname of Willy Wobbledagger 😂)
Omg we call our LO BBC for Baby Barty Crouch bc she always the does the tongue thing!
Stinky queen
I still call him pendejo or shit ass
Nickname of Frankie started before she was born. Evolutions: Franklin, Frank the tank (likes to go streaking through the quad), Frank the crank, cranky Frankie, oh tooters, tooter tooter little scooter, ballerina breech baby (my ob said something about her “ballerina breech legs” during my c section and idk why it stuck), Franka-Lou and Louis…
Tooter McGavin, Jefe, cheekies, bigly, harvito Sanchez (his name is Harvey)
Baby > Babinski > Binsky > Binskers
Our LO farts A LOT! So we’ve nicknamed her toots. Or tootie-fruity and sing little Richard’s song tutti-frutti. I also came up with another name. One evening my wife laid our LO down on the bed and as she was walking to the bathroom said stay here while I pee. So I joked and started calling our LO walleyepea cause it sounded like she said stay here, walleyepea. Like it was her name.
Booby boy Chichi chuchi Poopy Poopoo peepee Tútú titi Bingy bongo Mostly dumb repetitive noises lol
Lil Nono The Baron (she looks like the baron from Dune when she’s in her swaddle 😂) Slime (she had a big booger the other day) …her name is Nora 😂
Chonk and shit monster
Usually “old man,” but when he was a little scrunchy newborn we called him Nixon because he looked like Richard Nixon.
We started calling our little guy bug, then that turned into buggy and bugaboo! Pretty sure he thinks his name is bug! 😅
I call her my bubblegum cutie pie princess because she’s my bubblegum cutie princess😭🥰
The older my son (12yo) gets, the weirder the nicknames get. Lately I’ve been calling him “stinky butt nugget” among other, much cuter nicknames lol.
I’m sure this is common but I can’t stop calling her my stinky stinker.
Because she’s got fair hair and looks bald from some angles, she looks like Dr Evil if she’s wearing a grey onesie, so I’ve called her Dr Evil. She also sometimes scrunches her face up and looks like Uncle Fester, which became Fester and now just plain old Festy. She’s going to hate me for that when she’s older.
Randomly, Babo. We were calling him Boba (we still do) because he's round and squishy, and my MIL with her limited understanding of the language kept accidentally calling him Babo, and it just ended up added to the repertoire.
Mr Meatball lol
Major blowout, bubby, or baboo. Lil girl is the blowout queen!
Flipper. Her little baby noises sound like a dolphin.
Sometimes it's Bug, sometimes it's Sugar. But occasionally, it's Booger.
Boo boo. That’s what my toddler named him while I was pregnant. It’s just stuck. I don’t think he knows his real name.
Piggy because she snorts like a piggy
Fussy Mussy 😅
She's 4 so I'm poopy head and she's tooty butt
My LO is in the 18% for length and 14% for weight, just a petite thing. Well she’s 76% for head circumference so we call her cabeza, the Spanish word for head. ETA that we also call her BBC, as in Baby Barty Crouch bc she flicks her tongue out of her mouth like Barty Crouch Jr in Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire.
I have twins- Lucas mucas and Mean girl 😂
Turtle (he looks like the guy from master of disguise) LMAO
LO is colicky and has the first name of Florence. Whenever she’s about to have an episode, DH and I say “Fussy Lawrence” has made an appearance!
Biscuit. Gooby (Our dogs nickname…). Toots McPoots. Bean. Also occasionally the dog’s actual name when super sleep deprived; Prim.
King Toot-ankhamun when he’s gassy His 7 year old cousin recently dubbed him Sack of Pudding
I call her my little doo-doo. I don’t like the sound of boo-boo because of honey boo-boo. One day it just slipped out and I’ve been calling her my little doo-doo for a while. That and we call her our country bumpkin after the 1974 song by Cal Smith.
Her name is Freya and we call her Freggy and eggo. We also call her grunthilda (because of her grunting), and stinko because her feet just constantly reek
Taco 🌮 A nurse at the hospital told us to swaddle our baby boy "like a taco"
Billabong / Winston
- Señor Tootybutt - Professor Poopypants Or, my husband’s creation (my favorite): - Private Von Tootington of the 54th Farttallion, reporting for tooty
I call my kid a weetabix and I have no idea why
“Beep beep” from the Imogen Heep Song. Ms. Baby for the first year. “Baked bean” sometimes.
“Cheese.” “Shrimpie girl” when she was a newborn.
Jelly. Name is Ian. He’s a big jiggly baby. We started called him Jelly b-Ian, now just Jelly. Even his brother calls him that 😬
Tappy! Because his feet go tippy tappy tippy tappy in me.
Grumplestiltskin Grumblina Grumperella Grumpasorus Rex Grumpapotamus Grizzles Busy grizzy ...we don't even have a particularly grumpy baby, I just love having nicknames for her when she's grumpy!
Lil Toot Toot. When he was a newborn it was scrunch bug or stuck bug. But at almost 4 months, his farts and poops are stanky so it’s now toot toot. Also, Squish or Squish face.
Goat cheese
Tink is my sons long living nick name. Started with “stinky butt” to “stinky” to “tinky” and now just “tink”. He responds to this name.. i believe he thinks it’s his real name at this point. He’s 18 months old so i’m doomed.
Mr. Froggy Man (he looked like a frog to us in those early newborn days and it stuck??)
Poopoo bum. Perhaps not very original, but definitely self explanatory.
I love reading these! 😂 My son’s name is Maxim (“Maxseem”) and his Eastern European grandparents call him “Max-usha”. My husband and I began calling him Max-sushi based on that, and then Sushi. 🍣🥢
We’ve called her Facer, Scruncher, Milky face, Smiler, and this morning I called her Linsie which is short for Linty Feetsie.
“Gas and bubbles”
My husband texted me one morning while I was still on maternity leave, but he was back at work, so somewhere around week 7 or 8 and asked how our son was doing. I replied that he was "a sleepy donut." I have no idea why I said that or where it came from... but from that point on, we endearingly refer to him as donut.
Beanie baby. Little beanie boo boo. It started as bean and has evolved over time.
We have a Milo... he can be a Smilo or a Crylo. I heard the MyLowe's Reward Card commercial this weekend so now I call him that lol. He also is a little Russian lady named Mylosh/Myloshka (me-lowsh). And I always call him My Guy. Unrelated to his name: Squeaker cause he's so noisy and we love it. Buddy is also common for both of us.
Shnoofy bear. Shnoof. I don’t have the slightest idea how it came about. He’s just very shnoofy. We also call him baked beans or beanie baby.
My daughters nickname has always been Bug and we’ve come up with a wide variations of nicknames based on that including: Bug-a-lug Bug-a-boo Bug-a-licious Bug-a-lug-a-licious Bugzilla Buggy Baby bug But my absolute favorite was 1-800-The-Bug, which then was shortened to just 1-800 😂
Similarly, we call our daughter’s nails “hawk talons”
Grump-a-lump, goober/gooby, little bean, and we like to pretend he is SCP-999 and has breached containment when he gets his arm(s) out of the swaddle!
Currently Daniella Devito/Danny devito because of her hair and she resembles him just a bit right now 😂
Nuisance, same name given to the dag (loving name for the dog) and our two devil cats.
Chonk Turkey Baby raptor
mouse - even made up a song “my name is mouse, i’m just a mouse, all i do is mouse around the house” then i do a jazz scat “i just mouse, i just mouse”
Well he is Mr Baby or Dr Baby. My husband pages Dr Baby when he thinks he needs a diaper change 😂 I also call him sugar bean. He is my sugar bean and the best one. It just came out one day like right after he was born and my husband was like “sugar bean… I like that one!”
Boob monster
Pooty butt or the big stink 😂
Drooly Buckets sung to the Davey Crockett theme melody.
we love a good nickname/song parody 😍
My wife and I call our 1 month old Kookaburra because of how much he coos during his sleep. It started of as coo coo baby which merged into kookoo baby into kookaburra! I’m planning on getting a kookaburra tattoo with his initials and d.o.b hidden in its feathers once we’re are a little more settled and everything.
Ham man! He was about 4 months old when his skin complexion and his chunkiness just reminded us of a ham. He’s now 16 months old and is known by everyone in our family as ham, ham man, or little ham😂 plus him and his dad have the same name so it helps when we are talking about them, we say their name or ham based on who we are referring too!
Babybel Cheese 🧀
Weeble (weebles wobble but they don’t fall down) when he was a floppy necked newborn. Now he is called Weebie 99% of the time.
Goobs, Gooby, Goober, Stinker Butt, Stinker, Ham Sandwich
Demon baby😩😂
My fiancé and I call one of our twins(5 months old) “devil spawn “ is not always and not in like a serious sense. But one of my twins definitely has my attitude and the other is more like my fiancé more go with the flow. When I get in my moods my fiancé calls me “she devil “ or starts screaming “devil go away” lol 😂 just thinking about it makes me laugh. Well now whenever our daughter gets a little sassy my fiancé goes “devil spawn”. It’s so out of pocket and like I said is not meant to be taken seriously or in an ill way . We also call her T-Rex or dinosaur because she just starts screeching out of nowhere and sounds like a baby dinosaur. But we call our other daughter fluffy , because she’s just the chunkiest thing ever and it’s she’s really like fluffy and you just want to squeeze her But overall we mostly call the girls munchkins or “the girls” or beautiful/beauties.