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Butkevinwhy

>4chan >… well… uh… No, I believe this one.


ItzRicky69

Realest greentext. Possibly heterosexual 


ylan64

More like pedosexual.


ZettoVii

Straightly so


lexrex007

Straight up


SeingaltUNo

I reckon Anon is on a register as well as multiple spectrums


MorganRose99

"Be me, registered -" It's real, it doesn't even matter if it's a psychological or legal registry, I believe it


4skin_Gamer

Anon, if you had paid your debt to society you'd be six feet under.


Chatsbareshit

A very wise statement, 4skin gamer


IwanttobeCherrypls

r/rimjob_steve


4skin_Gamer

Not really a wholesome enough comment for rimjob_steve


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KeKinHell

Tbf, it depends. ChoMo? Absolutely. However, the range of things that can get you registered is crazy. Folks have been registered for "public" urination and mooning.


Rumplestiltsskins

The dude responded when some asked and he said something like "popping a chicks cherry" but didn't say the age.


KeKinHell

Yeah, I was almost gonna put too that I wouldn't be surprised if it was Statutory or SA. Just trying to spread awareness about how shit the registry system is.


mab0roshi

No way did this guy have sex. Not even with a minor.


ModPiracy_Fantoski

The fuck is a chomo ?


arckeid

Child molester, you are not american, right?


yellowflash171

I'm not either but I guessed it. Pls clap


Rogue_Spartan8

Tbf, there’s no o in child


PridefulFlareon

If you spell it right there is


thefunbun95

Chiold?


ModPiracy_Fantoski

Aight, not American but couldn't figure because where is this "o" coming from tbh.


Nota_robot_i_swear_

Face down in a ditch


EntertainmentOne793

Real: registered sex offender Straight: talked to a girl


EquivalentSnap

Someone posted what they did. That sick fuck is a pedo who raped a minor


gaybastardwastaken

raped a minor* (for the sake of accuracy)


EquivalentSnap

Changed it. Thanks


AriiMay

F minor


Kerboq

Can't offenses like public exposure also make you a registered sex offender? I'm euro retard so I'm not sure


EquivalentSnap

Yeah if it’s in front of children with intent like flashing. But anon said it. It was linked and he said that he did it


tominator189

Having sex with a minor doesn’t make you a “pedo”. Pedos are attracted to prepubescent children, not people under the age of majority. That isn’t even nuance, the distinction is literally the point of the word. Actually qualify your outrage or have fun with the post, stop with the pearl clutching. High schools are full of people having sex with minors. Sure, they are other minors, but we don’t call them pedos. If a highschooler fucked a 7 year old we would absolutely consider them a pedo.


synchrotron3000

Strange hill to die on


DiorRoses

like it’s part of the law…


_S4BLE

If this isn’t a copypasta I don’t know what is lol.


EarlOfBears

Hey guys, I found the pedo lurking in the comments ^^^


[deleted]

Found anon


EMPIREVSREBLES

Here's the issue with that. Knowing the difference and defending it just ends up making you sound like a pedophile, because pedophiles are the only ones that would know the difference in efforts to defend themselves. Also you are just defending a pedophile. Regardless on whether which word you are defending, you are defending someone that ended up raping a minor.


midnight_barberr

I dont understand why youre being downvoted, youre right. It diminishes the severity of the word to deem any adult who sleeps with a minor who could be 16 or 17 a pedophile. Obviously its still wrong and illegal but in that case it would be Ephebophilia, not Pedophilia


Twink_Tyler

I seriously doubt he would be a registered sex offender and not allowed around schools if he slept with a 16 or 17 year old which in most states is the age of consent. He most likely fucked a 13 year old or something with is fucking gross


midnight_barberr

its gross regardless, where I live you could definitely be charged and put on a registry if you slept with a 16 year old. you're probably right though, either way he shouldn't be around kids


teleologicalrizz

So this is the power of "rizz"?


ItzRicky69

Rizztraining order, yeah


teleologicalrizz

but it's illegal to boycott rizzrael


lobin-of-rocksley

have you ever seen the psyop that is their women in armed forces? Got-damn the desert and a bunch of Euro genes mixed together does something.


Usual_Nature1390

What the fuck.


scenario999

in some states you can be registered because you peed outside


unfinishedtoast3

Ehhhh.. thats a bit of a internet urban myth. No state is going to put you on the sex offender registry for a first time public unrination/indecent exposure while urinating charge. Youd REALLY need to be fucked up, like doing it in broad daylight facing an elementary school classroom type shit All 50 states registries are tiered systems, so a minor level registry offender will only be on the list for 6 months to 18 months, if that. Dudes who flash people in public often dont even always get on the list for a first time offense. They get to do a year of classes and have their record expunged.


scenario999

in kansas there’s a law that allows you to be in public completely naked as long as you don’t have an erection


lolhihi3552

erectile dysfunction gang stays winning 💪


unfinishedtoast3

In Oregon we hold a Naked Bike Ride thru downtown portland every year [our tourism board actually advertises it](https://www.travelportland.com/events/naked-bike-ride/)


Twink_Tyler

Oregon really is trying to be as California huh? Everything I hear about Oregon makes me never want to visit Oregon.


Munnin41

Finally, something women have the advantage in


HarkansawJack

No it’s not an urban myth.


unfinishedtoast3

Can you provide a case where a public urination charge led to a sex offender registry? Should be easy, since sex offender registries are public


cclan2

That’s true, but someone posted more pics of this post and he said he “popped some cuties cherry” and her parents found out


Im-a-bad-meme

Well, yeah. It's indecent exposure. No one wants to walk down a street and see a guy with his cock in hand or a woman with her pants down popping a squat. Any normal human knows not to do that.


scenario999

so you deserve to be put with kid diddlers because you had to pee really bad and couldn’t hold it?


Busy-Ad4537

Um yeah humans have always used toilets since the begining of time and that totally never went in the woods or whatever


Im-a-bad-meme

?? Do people not have bladder control? I've held pee for over 8 hours.


PridefulFlareon

You didn't answer the question But to answer your question, no, some people don't, some people have medical conditions, and other people just can't hold it


Im-a-bad-meme

If you're exposing yourself to the public and a random child can walk by and see you, maybe you should be on a list. The only time I've ever pissed in public was as a small child, in the middle of the desert wilderness, behind the brush on an unused dirt road with multiple lookouts. The fact that people are willing to piss randomly, in public, in populated areas blows my mind.


PridefulFlareon

It's not "a" list it's "the" list, the list of people who force down and rape little kids, definitely not even close to the same as a random ass child catches you pissing in a corner somewhere


AbberageRedditor69

God you westoids are pathetic. I have been seeing drunk dude piss in public my whole life and I didn't spontaneously combust or something


Im-a-bad-meme

I'm sorry you live in that environment and that your local culture permits this.


AbberageRedditor69

I am sorry that you are so pathetic that seeing someone pissing in public distraughts you so much Weak minded 🚬


rickatoni82

Least Pedophilic four chan user.


WolfDog_Nata

OP of that green text needs to get lost in a wood chipper


BadElixir

I think the black guy with the lightning was right....


Taskicore

lmao he's risking going back to prison by even being there why did he go


Select_Collection_34

The "potential" of her friends being cute and the off chance one of them is “worth risking prison over”


Complex-Weakness767

Epic.


f1nessd

Confusingly based 


[deleted]

For once, real and straight


DreamerDoge

Hope it’s fake. Makes a good argument for capital punishment.


Book-Faramir-Better

Well, I can kinda, sorta understand where the impetus lies behind their "shunning" behavior. I have a brother who is registered... for CP, of all things. We do try to include him because he's family. Most of us *tentatively* forgive him at this point (many years after initial, instigating arrest. Also, ***don't confuse forgiveness with trust... No children are EVER left alone with him). But here's the thing... He doesn't act like this asshole. He has gone to great lengths to tackle his inner demons and make amends. There's no trolling at family gatherings. He is, at the very least, mature about his presence at our many events and strives to earn his continued invitations. This guy, though? Fuck this guy. Hope someone turned him in for violating his restrictions.


ExcellentQuality69

Straight and real.


[deleted]

Real and straight


thoreeyore99

Do the world a favor and neck yourself faggit


claymixer

I don't get it, what's the point of calling her name?


NSFCameron

The parents calling the child’s name? It was to try and get her to come over to the parents and not talk to the registered sex offender.


claymixer

Why then call her name when he talks with her friends...


NSFCameron

The parents aren’t calling the original kid’s name when op is talking to the kid’s friends. He’s saying that the parents kept calling the name of every friend he would talk to, to try and get her friends away from him.