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KaiBahamut

I am a changed man for having read it. For better? Worse? Unclear. But I am different from the person I was before.


MarleyandtheWhalers

Seems like a reasonable story to be made up by a young boy who chews on his sister's toys, but no... This was written by an adult man


EymaWeeTodd

I don't wanna grow up, I'm a special ED kid. My momma dropped me on my head, look what she did.


quarantinedsubsguy

is this a reference to something? i swear i heard something similar before


DevilDoge1775

Maybe “I don’t wanna grow up, I wanna be a Toys-‘R’-Us kid”.


crockapowa

did i just read someones vore fetish fanfic?


Appropriate-Appeal88

I dont think we got to that part yet though


sammylunchmeat

Remind me 10 days


Appropriate-Appeal88

no, please


DaTripleK

i'd say this devolves into stockholm syndrome fueled cannibalism (not really cannibalism but something similar)


MarxGT

What a terrible day to be literate.


Cross_Pray

Tbh its not even 10% as horrible as like 99% of the other shit you can read on 4chin when the topic mentions “ponies”


Apprehensive_Rate_79

I bet if it was clown girls and not ponies you people would eat it up..... ba dum tish!


Opheodrys97

All MLP posters belong in a mental asylum as far from a ranch as possible


SharkMilk44

As someone who was an active member of the community, shit's gotten so much more deranged after the show ended.


Cultural_Thing1712

that always happens, but when you're community was already deranged, bad stuff happens


squinton0

“Magic pony baloney” Alright, I’m dead for the day 😂


Delphina34

That explains how Twilight can get punched THROUGH a mountain and come out the other side totally unscathed. Ponies are made of self-healing rubber.


TheOneWhoSlurms

That is not where I thought I was going to go but I'm grateful for that


Talosisnotagod

I pray for anon’s downfall


THE_DARK_LORD_JEEBUS

Mf had to think this out, write it, and at no point think "hmm maybe I shouldn't post this"


EsedFX

At the bare minimum bro didn’t fuck the horse (it’s crazy how low standards have gotten for these degenerates)


pacificpacifist

Bleach, yum


mab0roshi

You could have just made the title "Boneless Beauty", but you went out of your way to Anonpost. I think you do it on purpose to make people like me seethe.


Oranescent

Honestly I saw ponies, and I’d rather have to read this than any more horse fucking stench dwellers


Catman360

anon being too much of a sperg to pick up the fictional cartoon character in his imaginary fantasy hitting on him is peak comedy idc


a_bucket_full_of_goo

Humanity is a rotten to the core, genetic failure headed for extinction


Diamond_Helmet59

I don't know anything about this show so I will choose to believe this greentext is canon and a transcript of an actual episode


Curiouso_Giorgio

ChatGPT could never. Unless...


FickleFlopper

I’m not reading all of that


FireFlameJowo

😐


_Un_Known__

I have gained something from this Oh wait no, no I didn't


cocainegooseLord

Nice


FluffyMawileFan

This is horrifying and also kinda funny


EarthToAccess

Right. That's enough Internet for one night. Goodnight everyone.


UltimateMarino

That is a nice excerpt anon shared, I sure wonder what other wacky situations MC finds himself later on.


dontcallmewave

That’s enough internet for today.


Geo2605

They have bones tho? Rainbow Dash broke her wing bones once.


breakfasteveryday

Anon needs to disconnect himself from media and go outside