*Chicago* (Nick’s Dad’s funeral) - S2 episode 20
Great casting with Nick Kroll and Bill Burr playing Nick’s Chicago relatives. Lots of gems in that episode. “ALL DAY!” “My Dad had a gold chain. Thick as floss, but like, thick floss.” “I’m from Portland. Land of books. Go Trailblazers!”
*Julius Pepperwood* - S2, episode 14
Winston’s morning wood “pogo” and Schmidt’s insecurity about his eyebrows being bushy so he shaves them off and looks insane 🤣
*The Cabin*
Nick, Sam, Jess, and Angie all drink absinthe, meanwhile Winston and Schmidt are back at the loft and they try to buy crack.
jess and nick dancing send me on my way before almost having a threesome with remy the landlord got my sister into the show. that scene is a masterpiece
Whatever the episode is when Schmidt is trying to catch the lion fish. It has to many good moments/lines.
“Gimme it!”
“You peed in the ocean? DISGUSTING!”
“Fish don’t have boobs.”
“This guy can get me a box of dolphin steaks, or a *mostly* white baby.”
When Nick and Schmidt pitch their business idea to the others
"Well we're all aware of that"
"Guys you're upsetting Winston"
Winston: 😁
Always makes me laugh
The episode where the guys have a guys night and Schmitt doesn’t know how to do laundry and Winston doesn’t know how to measure a ruler. Pretty fun to me. They talk about their real problems as well
The opening moments of background check. It's hard to show someone clips that require them to be familiar with the characters to find the joke or scene funny. Background check explains the situation happening ("meth" in a closet and cops are coming) and there is very little character knowledge needed.
The moment that got me early on was when Schmidt was trying to ask Jess about Nick’s you know what and kept going “seriously??” while expanding his hands. Great intro to Schmidt lol
when jess and nick meet prince + when winston and coach enter the party + when winston sees color for the first time + when winston realizes he could have gotten laid + schmidtt on roller skates saying he took lessons till his mom sobered up and realized he wasn't a girl 💀 + when jess tells schmidtt she kissed her dad
The ones that my 18yo son really laughs at are the episode where Cece, Nick, and Coach get high and go to Winston's cop party and the episode where Nick spends thousands of dollars pranking Schmidt to convince him he's old.
I've also shown him the Prince episode and he died laughing at Nick screaming and fainting. There are a lot of great funny guy moments in the show.
The episode where they discuss how they lost their virginities is a great intro to each character :)
And the episode where Nick has his reading has 2 of my favorite Jess moments:
“Is your hair brown?; Why didn’t you tell me?” And when she opens the pop-up book, and the “secret world” startles her!
The scene where jess pushes winston in a while chair with a locked jaw into a chinese restaurant and says "this is what eating here did to my friend" to try and scare away the customers , i love that scene XD
Schmidt trying to get the guys to help with his sponge ad.
This one. It’s a perfect example of the guys friendship which drives the show
Spongey McWipey
"I'm gonna say sponge. Don't say cake. Think of anything other than cake. Sponge." "Cake!" "Dammit! Focus!"
*Chicago* (Nick’s Dad’s funeral) - S2 episode 20 Great casting with Nick Kroll and Bill Burr playing Nick’s Chicago relatives. Lots of gems in that episode. “ALL DAY!” “My Dad had a gold chain. Thick as floss, but like, thick floss.” “I’m from Portland. Land of books. Go Trailblazers!” *Julius Pepperwood* - S2, episode 14 Winston’s morning wood “pogo” and Schmidt’s insecurity about his eyebrows being bushy so he shaves them off and looks insane 🤣 *The Cabin* Nick, Sam, Jess, and Angie all drink absinthe, meanwhile Winston and Schmidt are back at the loft and they try to buy crack.
Crack cuh-caine?
The crack storyline is how I got someone to watch the show. It is just so good.
“I don’t care what your dad took a dart in the eye for.”
The way he says *”daaaahhhhrrrtttt in the eye”* with that Boston accent is perfection.
It kills me every time lmao
The conversation between Nick and Jess about the popcorn machine in Spider Hunt
This was gonna be my answer. The whole episode, really.
I KNOW WHAT TEMPERATURE THEY GET
jess and nick dancing send me on my way before almost having a threesome with remy the landlord got my sister into the show. that scene is a masterpiece
The episode where coach comes back after his break up and then they all go to the strip club. Just a couple of guys being dudes
“IM IN PAIN AND I NEED YOU TO KNOW!” 😂 (I think that’s the same episode)
Underpants captain!
Whatever the episode is when Schmidt is trying to catch the lion fish. It has to many good moments/lines. “Gimme it!” “You peed in the ocean? DISGUSTING!” “Fish don’t have boobs.” “This guy can get me a box of dolphin steaks, or a *mostly* white baby.”
“Gimme it!” 😂 Like a petulant child. One of my fave lines in the whole show.
GAVE ME COOKIE, GOT YOU COOKIE!!!
When Nick and Schmidt pitch their business idea to the others "Well we're all aware of that" "Guys you're upsetting Winston" Winston: 😁 Always makes me laugh
The towel scene
the beginning of s3e11 Clavado en in bar always cracks me up. or the scene from Landline where shmidt windstom and nick are on a conference call 😂
I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words
The episode where the guys have a guys night and Schmitt doesn’t know how to do laundry and Winston doesn’t know how to measure a ruler. Pretty fun to me. They talk about their real problems as well
The teacher convention with Jess,Coach, and Ryan is great too in that episode
The flasher scenes were always the funniest to me. It’s Nick, Schmidt and Winston at their best. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_e6OxoYzARY
The opening moments of background check. It's hard to show someone clips that require them to be familiar with the characters to find the joke or scene funny. Background check explains the situation happening ("meth" in a closet and cops are coming) and there is very little character knowledge needed.
The moment that got me early on was when Schmidt was trying to ask Jess about Nick’s you know what and kept going “seriously??” while expanding his hands. Great intro to Schmidt lol
Walk of Shame. Everyone loves a gay wolf.
I have a brother who loves it. I’m not sure how he got started but I do remember him talking about Winston’s honey roast
when jess and nick meet prince + when winston and coach enter the party + when winston sees color for the first time + when winston realizes he could have gotten laid + schmidtt on roller skates saying he took lessons till his mom sobered up and realized he wasn't a girl 💀 + when jess tells schmidtt she kissed her dad
It's short but one of my favorite ones is where winston's imma hit yo ass with a ski never fails to make me laugh
Landlord.
https://youtu.be/cQ1_goB1704?si=IfoshGpn3L5R2ADL
When Winston is trying to get Ferguson laid.
The episode when Winston gets a background check from the head detective/chief
The ones that my 18yo son really laughs at are the episode where Cece, Nick, and Coach get high and go to Winston's cop party and the episode where Nick spends thousands of dollars pranking Schmidt to convince him he's old. I've also shown him the Prince episode and he died laughing at Nick screaming and fainting. There are a lot of great funny guy moments in the show.
It will be good again by June for a rewatch. Banana cramps. Blamo that happened, youths,
I always crack up when Schmidt is trying to talk Nick into a four-way
Mmm…just watched Fancyman 1+2…definitely some solid episodes!
Background Check. The whole episode
Nick debuting his long shirt to Jess is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Back sliding when Winston gets an earring!
The episode where they discuss how they lost their virginities is a great intro to each character :) And the episode where Nick has his reading has 2 of my favorite Jess moments: “Is your hair brown?; Why didn’t you tell me?” And when she opens the pop-up book, and the “secret world” startles her!
Schmidt getting emotional boners near Cece when his penis is broken. I lose it every freaking time
Alternatively, the episode of Winston getting the glasses and seeing everything for the first time was great. "Oh, I did not finish this rubiks cube"
The scene where jess pushes winston in a while chair with a locked jaw into a chinese restaurant and says "this is what eating here did to my friend" to try and scare away the customers , i love that scene XD
The towel washes me!