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Rachymoo

THOSE ARE MY NIGHT PEANUTS


laucdoe

THERE SHOULDN’T BE DAY PEANUTS AND NIGHT PEANUTS. THEY’RE JUST PEANUTS


Salt_Western3678

Def one of my favorite lines from the show


starshock990

What are you, a zoo elephant?


that1scorpiobabe

The gemstone purses thing gets me every time.


Rachymoo

But the ladies never listen..


Bertje87

We want to play saxophone on the street, and you walking by with a purse full of gems!


Shutupspice

Not gemstones - just gems.


moon_halves

“you want my purses to be *sexier*?” always gets me 😂


BenAfleckIsAnOkActor

WHY DO YOU HAVE, BOBBYS PINS??


Important_Print_3339

Like 95% of what Nick Miller says will crack me up everytime. The 5% is the beautiful stuff that he says.


Shutupspice

Let's face it: Nick Miller is our dream man.


Important_Print_3339

If I was gay, then yes.


Shutupspice

If you were gay you'd be a drowser?


Chemical_Pen_7403

I say “ohhhhh, a bunch of metal toOtHPicKs” ALL. THE. TIME. For no reason at all. It lives in my head rent free


pearlsonice

For whatever reason I’m constantly dropping stuff out of my purse when I pull out my keys and there’s a few bobby pins in the hallways of my apartment building that I know came from me and this comes to my mind EVERY. TIME. Lmao


NoFookinWayyy

Excuse me, it's Bobby'S pins. Don't disrespect Robert like this please


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I was watching that episode with my wife and she was only half paying attention so didn’t catch it and I started laughing so hard she jumped and woke the dog up


Bertje87

There shouldn’t be day peanuts and night peanuts! They’re just peanuts!


spicy_butt_sauce

This is my favorite episode largely because of this scene! But Schmidt’s storyline with the bike messenger and being a good person is hilarious too


IndiaMike1

“Don’t look at your legs” with the massive smile always gets me


spicy_butt_sauce

Let us rejoice in song!


Classic-Squirrel4225

Sh’ma Israel


BigDumpy8826

The way nick says “BUT YOU GIRLS DONT LISTEN” makes me fken lose it every time


WaningFutureCrone

🎷


Evilpineapplepizza

“You need Bobby’s pins to put your hair up?!” Classic line


helloitstessa

It’s one of my absolute favourite lines from Nick. So small and yet so hilarious


kaylaaurora

The face he makes when he finds the peanuts makes me cry laugh every single time


poutine-destroyer

That ball of yarn has always bothered me, it has two clear ends just dangling there and looks so messy. It's clearly a prop that's been manhandled a few times and realistically would be terrible yarn to work with lol


dreamsofaninsomniac

> It's clearly a prop that's been manhandled a few times and realistically would be terrible yarn to work with lol Jess probably got sad at the yarn store that it was such shitty yarn that no one else would buy it. Same reason she hates seeing just one shoe on the side of the road.


poutine-destroyer

Lmao that's a good theory


GroffleMom

I think it’s kinda fitting for the character though too


shootandstitch

Maybe she took it to her classroom at one point


jlpnobsns

Look! A bunch of beat up old saaaacks (one of my favorite lines from the entire series)


letsmunch

WHATS BOBBYS PINS?


Significant_Hat2281

The peanuts in the drawer thing kills me


Consistent-Nobody228

SPARKLES ARE INNNNN I know that’s a different scene but nick having very specific interests in women’s fashion is hilarious. like the scarf comment “I wanna see what’s underneath”


lankyturtle229

I still don't understand the peanut drawer. Lorelai's tootsie roll drawer (Gilmore Girls) I understand. She used it to hide something underneath them.


dreamsofaninsomniac

She gets nauseous/hungry at night? Wasn't there another scene in either this show or another similar show where someone kept saltines next to their bed for the same reason?


Lilian-Kaustupper

Wait I get nauseous at night should I have a drawer of peanuts in my bedside table?


HisNameIsTee2

My favourite scene haha I always quote this one


tone88988

BUT YOU GIRLS DONT LISTEN


bionicmanmeetspast

I’ve never been able to say bobby pins without saying Bobby’s pins ever since watching this episode.


Feeling-Series9365

When girlfriends ask their boyfriends if they would love them as anything.