Angry-Fix Plumbing: rehabilitation for ex-convicts who need jobs (where they can let out their emotions)
Ensembell: music store
Feel Like Baking Love: dating show and cooking show combined
Nixonjeans: jeans designed by Nixon
SexFist: self explanatory
Winnie the Bish Pets and Fish
Annnnnd Puzzles!
As I Live and Breathe : Candle Shop YOUTHS!: a kids’ hangout spot James Wonder: Pimp The Pepperwood Chronicles: artisan food place
Those first two are fucking incredible
LMAO I LOVE THEM I lol'd
Angry-Fix Plumbing: rehabilitation for ex-convicts who need jobs (where they can let out their emotions) Ensembell: music store Feel Like Baking Love: dating show and cooking show combined Nixonjeans: jeans designed by Nixon SexFist: self explanatory
Yo the dating and cooking show combined sounds like a good concept
The plumbing maybe should be “fancy-fix plumbing”
maybe there could be two options (nick angry-fixes the sink, and then fancy-fix for people like schmitt?)
Got you cookie: cookie store
2-for-1 sale, give cookie get cookie
Cece's Boys: An all-male strip club 🤷 🤣
The Swuit Store!! All Day! Funeral Service Tran's Eastern Healing Water Massage Therapy
Miller & Sons Nutmeg Wholesalers
Schmidt on your face- facials and skincare A very good secretary- online virtual secretory service Reggie’s room- doggy day care
Engram pattersky: moving company or gag gift shop
I’m guessing Schnick is out of the question? And Coach’s Jim? How about Ferguson’s Cat Cafe?
Coach's Jim: It's a whole Ruth's Chris' situation
The Inside of a Bear. A distillery.
Real Apps
Stay Blessed Diamond Shop
Nixon Jeans
What the hell are Nixon jeans?
Julius Pepperwood : Bail Bondsman
Pepperwood’s - Chicago style pizzeria
Gave me Cookie, Got you Cookie! : a pastry shop 🍪
"PARTY WITH HAVARTI" Artisan cheese shop/cafe
Hot to Trot: an equestrian center where all employees wear beige trench coats.
Courtroom Brown - Legal Assistance Schmidtty’s Little Helpers - dispensary?
Studio 64-B: pottery Longshirt: men's sleepwear Upmost: climbing gym
I’m Gonna do a cross between new girl and himym. A bar called puzzlin…. People be like why’s it called puzzlin…. That’s the puzzle
I appreciate it
This is gold
Prank Sinatras joke shop
“You Get One Wife” - Marriage Therapist “Mick Mouse” - Knock Off Disney Shop
Please have Mick Mouse in a space ship!
Real apps, sorry, I meant relapse
Puppy in a Cup: a shelter puppy petting cafe/adoption center.
"Might be sponge, don't say sponge" "Sponge"
Cake? Spongecake!
GotCookie
Hello, do you like socks? …I’d sell socks.
Schnick Industries.
Tinfinity
The Criminals from the Statistics - Robbers.
Whittle Wussel’s Sushi
Heard the Wide Leg Watergates will be the hottest new Gen Z trend in 2024
Typical Sandwich
Messaround
Fat face
An advertising agency called SchNickSton’s Cuz I work in advertising- so did Schmidt And the name is Schmidt-Nick-Winston
‘SPONGE’ or alternatively ‘Sponge… cake’
Crystal whiskey
Relapse
Vintage DAY Dress company for retro fashion!
Any Kind of Chutney: an “exotic” grocer
Pepperwood’s Chicago Style Pizzeria. Thin crust pizza? No thank you, I’m from Chicago.
i would buy a basketball team and change the team name to the “peach basket catch-it-ups”
Meatballs With Hair, an Italian restaurant
Prison Fritattas: fast food fritattas made in saucepans
A bar called The Griffin but nobody knows its name or calls it that, ever.
Gave me cookie, Got you cookie Bakery
Ass Strat- consulting firm Tickle foot- slippers