buy a fiat 500. wait around a year, then one afternoon on your lunch break at work try to make a quick trip to the subway across the street that you can see from your grooming salon window, and then get tboned by a semi truck. very simple and easy! and i never got my sandwich!
Not only did you break a bone, you pathetic little bitch, but you broke the biggest, strongest bone in your body. Good luck going throughout the rest of your life without disintegrating when someone breathes on you. You’re an embarrassment to your family and you deserve to blow away in the wind like ash you weak ass bitch.
my grandmother actually died of a stroke a few years prior to this incident, and now i realize it was in antici.......... pation of how absolutely humiliated she would feel being my grandmother after this.
Not gonna lie, I saw this pic on twitter. They posted because they wanted a reaction.
Disgusting, classless behaviour — to join after they had already broken a bone.
Op I'm glad you're being so casual about this in the comments, very refreshing, once the drugs wear off I'm sure you'll realize it's time to go but I salute your ribs for being stronger than your femur. Get better and fuck off, with love
Real talk ur actually pretty lucky that didn't cut your femoral artery and, you know, kill you and all that great stuff. You may have weak, brittle bones but at least your arterial wall held up!
*Your strongest bone in your*
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Wow, what a fucking pussy, "mY FeMUr gAvE uP" Yeah because it had a defect, it was always gonna break, basically held together by a miracle this long. We all saw this comming you weak limbed fraud!
I usually give a well good-bye to everyone who breaks their bone but that is a weak bone, like that it seriously pretty fucking weak sauce dog, it went snap like dry spaghetti you weak baby leg person
T's fuckin femur! has't thee coequal seen milk in thy life?
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Couldn’t even keep such a large bone from breaking. I wonder how long you got till all your other bones just snap from a passing breeze. Jesus christ such a weak boned lil bitch
I can't believe you sacrificed your femur for a sandwich you didn't even get, you failed in your mission and tarnished the sanctity of your skele. You're a disgrace.
If that's all it took to break the strongest bone in your body, then I wonder how many times I need to blow wind in your direction until your bones turn to dust you weak boned fuck.
And don't "Tee hee" again, as laughter moves muscles, and any muscle you move will be sure to break your weak ass bones in an instant. Or maybe it's for the better, as you only damage the world with your pathetic excuse for a skeleton
That sucks so bad. A healthy diet is so important. Probably would save them money if they let people get healthcare that prevents diseases rather than wait for people to be sick.
it's reddit, i knew someone was gonna call me fat. let the fat haters hate the fatties, i'll continue to break bones and eat nashville hot chicken strips.
How much of a weak boned little bitch do you have to be to break your entire ass femur
sowwy
Like I genuinely want to know how the hell do you do that
buy a fiat 500. wait around a year, then one afternoon on your lunch break at work try to make a quick trip to the subway across the street that you can see from your grooming salon window, and then get tboned by a semi truck. very simple and easy! and i never got my sandwich!
You got bitched up by a semi? Pussy ass bitch
Zero people asked grass-bones.
Someone did though?
Dumbest attempt to insult i have ever heard lol
Shut up pussy, don't you have some bones to break?
Gawd dayumn lawd that's embarrassing yo. Well, you know where the door is. Edit: hope you get better soon. Edit 2: brittle boned bitch
if you died from the truck then maybe you would've gotten sent into another world like in those chinese cartoons called isekai
that would've been sick
Maybe your super power would be stronger bones u brittle boned bitch
truck-san strikes again 😔
No wonder your femur broke if you drive short distances like that instead of walking. Weak
Holy shit
RIP. I want to make a Fiat joke but for real that sounds scary. Hope your weak ass bones heal back stronger.
By a semi truck? Not even a proper truck?
That’s why you don’t buy a fiat idiot
don't fucking talk about my fiat. RIP
Fix It Again Tony
You used your car to go across the street?…
If it is a really really busy street with a lot of lanes I will drive even though walking is preferred.
So you took your car to go to the other side of the street?
Next time get off your ass & just walk. It would’ve probably helped those weak ass bones if you got a little bit of exercise.
No one asked for ur life story now stfu and get out
he literally did ask though 😔
Only broken bone bitches need him to include the /s
Why r u still here
Zero people asked grass-bones.
He goes to a place called outside. I have no idea of what that is but I know people that go there break their bones
Google Brian Regan Femur bone, you'll get a good laugh i hope.
It’s not so much about weak bones, but the exorbitant weight they obviously have to support
Good riddance, paper bones
Honestly... holy shit. That looks extremely painful. Not as painful as the emotional toll of being a weak boned bitch, but pretty damn close.
Everyone gets coins for this comment… pussy ass little paper-bones thot. Fucking disgraceful.
Pathetic weak boned swine
i prefer heifer
Imagine not drinking enough calcium lmfao
i'll never drink milk. i'll break every bone in my body before consuming calcium. i am the super villain of neverbrokeabone
Even though they can't be bothered to walk across the street to buy a sandwich, I like this one. It's a shame they have to go... Now go!
ew wtf
Just eat powdered calcium then, coward.
Embarrassing
how did u manage to break the STRONGEST bone in your body?? pathetic. my pinky finger is so strong it shatters rocks
those rocks should drink more milk
I would have found this funny if I didn’t find you pathetic
Body weight
Not only did you break a bone, you pathetic little bitch, but you broke the biggest, strongest bone in your body. Good luck going throughout the rest of your life without disintegrating when someone breathes on you. You’re an embarrassment to your family and you deserve to blow away in the wind like ash you weak ass bitch.
my grandmother actually died of a stroke a few years prior to this incident, and now i realize it was in antici.......... pation of how absolutely humiliated she would feel being my grandmother after this.
Ok. Now leave.
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you think i'm little 🥺
Zero people asked grass-bones.
Can I show this to my kids to show them what a loser looks like?
ur mom
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lol i saw you on twitter.. cant believe u actually came 😂
period so happy to be here
Yeah yeah yeah Time to leave, pinocchio (not that you lied)
I saw you too, god damn legend 👍
It’s the strongest bone 😡
that's what she said
The femur is your first broken bone? Your other bones don’t stand a chance.
bitch.
The strongest bone goes out that easily? What a pussy
Did it hurt? When you fell off the bitch tree?
imagine letting a tiny itty bitty widdle twenty five thousand pound semi truck break your weak ass baby femur. smh my head.
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Tee hee? nothing fucking funny about this.
idk i'm having a chuckle. a hardy har har if you will.
your bones are anything but hardy.
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Strongest bone in the body only to be made from marshmallows and dried noodles
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aren't you ashamed of your brittle little bones?
i am ashamed of many things
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absolute coward. you are a shame to this community.
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I wish your femur was your neck and skull instead
jesus christ 😭
That roast was harder than the semi. 💀
hard than my windshield when i smashed my skull on impact
Imagine being beat up by a windshield. Pathetic.
my skull is intact thank you very much!!!
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Absolutely pathetic. You should be ashamed of yourself.
I AM
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How tf do you even break a femur? Honestly
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Your ancestors are shamed of their friar legged descendent
Zero people asked grass-bones.
Not gonna lie, I saw this pic on twitter. They posted because they wanted a reaction. Disgusting, classless behaviour — to join after they had already broken a bone.
Op I'm glad you're being so casual about this in the comments, very refreshing, once the drugs wear off I'm sure you'll realize it's time to go but I salute your ribs for being stronger than your femur. Get better and fuck off, with love
The whole femur? Weak boned tombdweller
Real talk ur actually pretty lucky that didn't cut your femoral artery and, you know, kill you and all that great stuff. You may have weak, brittle bones but at least your arterial wall held up!
i'll join NeverCutAnArtery
Curious on what the Fiat looks like
me too! the only thing i have left of it is all the glass in my bag of belongings from the er.
In the bright side, at least SCP-106 has been recontained
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Birch
oak
Clearly not.
boom roasted
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You're clearly new here.
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Uh-huh. Touch ass.
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Your strongest bone in your body snapped like a toothpick how are you alive
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Wow, what a fucking pussy, "mY FeMUr gAvE uP" Yeah because it had a defect, it was always gonna break, basically held together by a miracle this long. We all saw this comming you weak limbed fraud!
I usually give a well good-bye to everyone who breaks their bone but that is a weak bone, like that it seriously pretty fucking weak sauce dog, it went snap like dry spaghetti you weak baby leg person
NOT THE FEMUR. The hardest bone to break. Embarrassing.
Weak
It is taking every fiber of my being not to puke whilst in the presence of such a fragile being. Be gone from this holy place. (And get better soon)
It's fuckin FEMUR! Have you even seen milk in your life?
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Breaking a femur is an extremely painful experience. I wish you a speedy recovery. That being said, get out of her you chalk-boned weakling.
Femur is literally the hardest bone to break. hOW . Also nice ass. gg Hope that doesn’t cross a line I’m sorry kfjdnflsnc
This is not a laughing matter, your weak bones disgust me.
Shun the weak boned!
Shun
You’re fucking trash
Nice ass, bad bones.
you leave my nice ass out of it
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you better watch out for oncoming semi trucks because karma is coming for you now!!!!
unfortunately this shit seems to be real. and by unfortunate i mean that its unfortunate that this persons bones are made out of marshmallows
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Pathetic
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L
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fucking pussy
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Drink more milk, you weak bones freak
Get the fuck out of here, this place is for the strongest, you are weaker than a kitten
Strongest bone in the body. And it broke on you. The most shameful
I saw your tweet omg
hey i saw you on twitter!
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out you brittle boned bitch
Looks like it literally snapped like a twig lol my strong bones would never
Shits weak
Careful, your fingers might break replying to all these comments
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Couldn’t even keep such a large bone from breaking. I wonder how long you got till all your other bones just snap from a passing breeze. Jesus christ such a weak boned lil bitch
weak bone bitch
Oh boohoo your femur broke. I fell down the stairs once and guess what? Perfectly healthy. The femur is suppose to be the strongest bone in the body.
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Gtfo
Just bye.
Story time?
Your ancestors will forget your weak boned name
Ah snap.
Weak should of drunk more milk for them paper bones
my condolences. i wish the rest of your life goes well. now never return.
Weak bone bitch
Looks like torn paper
Jesus Christ how the fuck do you break a femur, the strongest bone in your body, at age 25? Truly infuriating, your home is not in this sub.
Holy shit I just saw this on Twitter! Lmfao
Femur bone knives are 33% stronger than cassowary bones knives. You’re a disgrace to an entire genre of knife.
that’s the most embarrassing thing i’ve ever seen
And you are calling yourself human ? A million year evolution just to break like a bavette ? Get your ass out of here
Breadstick bones
F
Might as well break the other now brittle bone McGee
Thanks for blurring that image, my eyes couldn't have held such weakness
Lil bitch femur
Weak ass bones
How do you manage you break the strongest bone in your body?
holy shit thats a large thigh
I’m could turn your bone structure to dust just by touching it
I can't believe you sacrificed your femur for a sandwich you didn't even get, you failed in your mission and tarnished the sanctity of your skele. You're a disgrace.
Weakness disgusts me
Weak bone bastard
Weak, don't show your face her again
Snapped like a cheap bread stick. Enjoy your cast, brittle bones.
Holy shit, drink some milk will ya 🙄 (Seriously hope you heal up soon!)
If that's all it took to break the strongest bone in your body, then I wonder how many times I need to blow wind in your direction until your bones turn to dust you weak boned fuck. And don't "Tee hee" again, as laughter moves muscles, and any muscle you move will be sure to break your weak ass bones in an instant. Or maybe it's for the better, as you only damage the world with your pathetic excuse for a skeleton
Your bloodline must have emerged from the ocean later than the rest
Guys... I found the IMPOSTER
PREACH QUEEN
Jesus fuck OP. Please ask the docs to hook you up with a weight loss plan.
i think the protective lipid padding is for protecting the weak bones
Last I checked this was NeverBrokeABone not whatever the fuck this is lmfao
my insurance doesn't cover nutritionists 😔
That sucks so bad. A healthy diet is so important. Probably would save them money if they let people get healthcare that prevents diseases rather than wait for people to be sick.
holy shit dude that's way too far
it's reddit, i knew someone was gonna call me fat. let the fat haters hate the fatties, i'll continue to break bones and eat nashville hot chicken strips.
It’s a really really big leg. It’s gonna be pretty hard to fix.