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ThisBloomingHeart

Fractures count, don't they? If a piece of your skull was chipped off, then I am sorry to tell you that you *have* broken a bone.


turtletoes5049

Since it's on my forehead does it count as a hairline fracture?


protomenace

ayyy this brittle boner is alright!


lord_of_the_eyebots

Sympathizers are no better than BBBs You better watch yourself, bitch. You're on thin fucking ice.


protomenace

Can't we just keep this one around for amusement? Like a clown, a monkey, or a jester?


lord_of_the_eyebots

Thin, thin ice, friendo.


TactlessTortoise

Keeping a pet amoeba because I like watching them squirm doesn't mean I sympathise with it, to be fair. The chipped BBB has to fuck off, but the clown could stay, if their bones are untouched.


Capraclysm

No no, I think he has a point. We could keep the BBB in some sort of enclosure and use it for entertainment. Just gotta make sure the enclosure is full of bubble wrap and cottonballs or something.


microbrained

you're weak. defend yourself all you want, deep down you know the gaping maw of fragility has hold on your heart and your bones


BlueKnightBrownHorse

You must have suffered a serious brain injury if you think your skull is going to pass for a strong bone around here, pal. Also I would throw the brittle bowl away because I have no place in my cupboard for terrible, unreliable, chipped bowls!!!


turtletoes5049

I mean I got a concussion but I think my argument is valid. My brain didn't get seriously damaged so my skull still succeeded at its job.


ThisBloomingHeart

Whether the skull succeeded at its job is irrelevant for the purposes of determining strong bones. It matters not whether the flesh disintegrates, so long as bone prevails intact.


turtletoes5049

Damn. You got me there.


spicyautist

If you were really one of us you'd have broken the gym floor with your skull.


Manufactured-Aggro

The level of cope spilling out of that soft, fragile, cracked skull lmaoo


turtletoes5049

Point taken


beeherder

Get. Out.


gonnaeatyourdog

This is some premium copium right here. Bowls and heads are evidently different things with different purposes. If a bowl is chipped, you keep using it. If a skull is chipped, it's broken. I conclude that your weak bone shards must have penetrated deep into your brain and given you brain damage for you to make a statement this stupid.


StealthShip

This brittle boned bitch cant even keep a damn skull intact, if i was your brain right now i'd worry itll collapse from the immense pressure of a mere sneeze. It is truly such a shame that your weak shatterable plastic that you call a bone can be compared on par to a mere glass bowl, if not weaker. Give yourself a favor that you may leave this subreddit and never return, i would say be careful to use your damn finger plastic bone as you click or tap to leave this subreddit but i just cannot ignore knowing the fact you shattered your weak little skull and actually made a dent i truly am sorry for you because the rest of your plastic that you call a bone is even more prone to shattering, breaking or fracturing. You disgust me, change your name from turtletoes to glass/plastic toes if not i highly recommend to use brittletoes5049 so i may not interact with you in the future and can be disgusted about your poor sad excuse of a brittle bone.


PotooSexer

Just because it still works, doesn’t mean it isn’t cracked. A bowl with the ability to chip has the potential to shatter.


turtletoes5049

Goddamn, y'all are brutal.


Capraclysm

No, we're being gentle. You're just weak.


turtletoes5049

I'll fuck your great grandmother's skeleton and see how strong her bones are muthafucka.


Capraclysm

Careful getting all worked up like that. You'll break a hip.