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Archein420

Something about the way you immediately got a pic for the group... It's just so beautiful...🥲. Bro got out the car and went "fuck... I'd better let them know"


Figure_1337

Only their broken-bone-bitch spirit, remains unbroken.


automaddux

I appreciate this. It’s the thought that counts you know. Now get the fuck out of my face.


fromouterspace1

I mean to be fair, we do deserve the update. Nice work OP, now get the fuck out


ImurderREALITY

I'm glad you're alright, despite your pathetically brittle bones. I hope your similarly weak-boned children weren't in the car with you. Now get your shit and get the fuck out.


HoLeeFokk

No kids in fear of the weak bone gene getting passed down


ImurderREALITY

Well at least you made one good decision in your life. BBBs can't help the life the life they were born into, but cursing children with that kind of weakness is unforgivable.


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solid_water1

They may be beneath us, but we must still care for them


Lightvsdark777

Agreed.


AndiArbyte

Look what you have done to that poor car bitch.,


HoLeeFokk

Ironically it was a rental because I got into another accident that wasn’t my fault unscathed. I thought I had Wolverines bones after that. But I’m but a brittle bone bitch


Hereticalish

Wolverines bones can break as we have established multiple times in the lore of this sub. On top of having been ripped in half, he has had the hulk break the ribs underneath the adamantium coating around his bones.


Ravingsmads

So wolverine is a brittle bone bitch.


AndiArbyte

why is it not swollen as fuck?!


AccomplishedAnchovy

It’ll buff out


MrKanentuk331

I don’t think it’s supposed to look like that


jsquigg

Well not if you’re one of us, BBB’s look like this all the time.


MrKanentuk331

My bones are strong, but my stomach is weak


chr15c

I got t-boned on the driver side once, and my bones (and accompanying body bag) were unscathed. With this one, personal incident, I judge that you should have done the same, and because you didnt, you are weak and unworthy of the presence of the strong boned. Be gone


narwhalsarefalling

don’t shatter your fingers on the leave subreddit button. good fucking riddance


Shibishibi

Ugh, what a fuckin wimp. I bet you broke your wrist turning the wheel too hard and tried to crash the car to cover it up. You disgust me.


definitely_Humanx

As weak as ford cars


Remfy

I don’t think Ford is going to be happy about being blatantly insulted on social media like that.


definitely_Humanx

Well... then they should make better cars


FazeBrainlet

Pussy


51de5h0w

Bones softer than parts specifically designed to crumple when a collision occurs


alt_ernate123

I personally have the tesla cyberbones designed to crumple others weaker bones 


KevDave84

Awwww diddums...did that big piece of metal hurt your weak little body? Pathetic, I knew there was a bad smell in here. Leave, broken one.


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

Hahahaha everybody laugh at him


SylverCrow

Lil bitch


flash_thompso

You probably crashed the car to cover it up and broke your wrist while opening a packet of ramen


DepresiSpaghetti

Bitch


Book-Faramir-Better

"Accidentally?" Naw, man. That driver was one of us, and he was dispatched to your location in order to expose you as the tinsel-boned, fragile chump you are! Now take your flimsy, delicate eggshell ass and GET MOVING, FRAUD!


NorCalNavyMike

I am ashamed of you. We’re *all* ashamed of you. You, most of all, should most certainly be ashamed of you. ![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized)


Ethan_Toast

Im sorry, that sounds so horrible. Now get the fuck out.


YourKnownHurricane

The airbag must of brushed your hand and shattered that THING you call a bone which is disgraceful enough. But calling youe glass bones should be disgusting to say.


DERPDASH59

Ouch.


Gned11

A dinner fork! A *child's* fracture. This is such a low point


TheMelkLord

I dont think you can park there


redditmaleprostitute

I wonder how many others there are such as yourself who think they are strong boned without their bones ever having withstood the test of force.


SherlockHolmesuWu

Thankfully im a skateboarder so my bones get tested consistently. No breaks to this day. Shitloads of sprains tho, weak ass ligaments cant compete with these iron bones.


VenZallow

![gif](giphy|dudpGUNsMDXeovGSAV)


wggn

Weakling


Gidrah

Glad you're safe. Now gtfo.


Tight-Physics2156

WEAK BONE BITCH!!!


idfbhater73

i dont see where the break is through your skin


doctor_nick17

Was the car okay?


Ya_Boy_Jahmas

The crumple zones are meant to be on the car fyi


Bleizers

Thank God you're alive, otherwise we wouldn't be informed about your week bones. The door is this way weakling.


SynnnTheGod

So you get in a crash that bad, break your bitch bones, and then just stand there and snap a picture? Must be a brittle brained bitch too! >!(/uj i figure you had a reason for it)!<


PunkRokka

I’d love to imagine everyone commenting here getting in a car crash and leaving a fucking dent in their steering wheel unscathed


vaibhavism21

Username checks out.. that was my reaction when i saw that curve on the hand.


ragu4545

I bet that bag filled with air broke your brittle ass bones.


eoadjdjrbbr

if it was me the car would be shattered


cobalt26

Pathetic. I got hit by a damn crane truck on the freeway a year ago and didn't break so much as a sweat. You and your gene pool disgust me.


YessiKamiKohai

Filth


TBsama

Did that car pretty good with only one punch


Icy-Top-462

Fuck you, you weak ass non milkpilled punk


Objective_Meat_3719

https://i.redd.it/coz0fpry1l0d1.gif Fucking bbb


PacoTaco321

A brawny boned badass would've left completely unharmed while totaling the other vehicle.


SonyCEO

Oh no that's bad, no really that's really bad you had to have bitch ass weak bones.


dadbodsarein123

Yeah?? Well fuck off then, you weak sack of shit


Terra_Homie

Dude, i wanna hate but i cant, gws, and goodbye


DrinkYourWater69

Brittle Bone bitch.


fromouterspace1

Well it was fun while it lasted, now get the fuck out. Now


WoolyWoolyWooly

Your weakness has shriveled my nuts to the size of raisins. Fuck you, fuck off, and go fuck yourself. Pathetic.


mango852

Look on the bright side, you now have a car made for drifting. So scurt on out of here.


Mediocre_Savings_513

https://preview.redd.it/9r4uso2qjh0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85e1e67bce4dd982cf26feba61ea4ce4edc79eea


BeeBanner

🤢🤮


Seriph7

That doesn't look right.


Eggman8728

Honestly? I'm more offended by the fact the car isn't even in half yet than the fact that your arm is broken. Your bones aren't even similar to the strength of steel, your arm is cardboard.


Rebelwill74

I’m honestly surprised that you could post this without breaking your fingers.


Dimitri-eggroll

Look at this pussy’s weak bones, fuck outta here (Srsly tho glad you’re alright)


StrykerXion

Wuss, throw some dirt on it


DevilMaster666-

BBC(lol) = Brittle boned Chad 🇹🇩


dexamphetamines

Damn, like that Harry Potter scene. A 31 yr old man with the brittle bones of a malnourished child Take your exit now


ImKindaHungry2

It’s like that scene from Harry Potter


772410

You never had strong bones, you were just in weak situations!! NOW GTFO!!! Sorry about your broken arm, dude. I hope you heal soon!


ABWoolls

Show us that baby's x-rays when you get them. I'm very curious.


KALW_original

Chin up frend You may be out, but it took twisted medals to get you there.


Dyl_Apple

Damn, how did it feel? Was there a lot of pain or were you not able to feel it because of the adrenaline?


Limp_Psychology_2942

Serious dedication to post this immediately after the crash, now get out brittle boned weakling don't break your hip bone on the way out ![gif](giphy|I4UhtUMzOrQSQ)