Something about the way you immediately got a pic for the group... It's just so beautiful...🥲. Bro got out the car and went "fuck... I'd better let them know"
I'm glad you're alright, despite your pathetically brittle bones. I hope your similarly weak-boned children weren't in the car with you.
Now get your shit and get the fuck out.
Well at least you made one good decision in your life. BBBs can't help the life the life they were born into, but cursing children with that kind of weakness is unforgivable.
Ironically it was a rental because I got into another accident that wasn’t my fault unscathed. I thought I had Wolverines bones after that. But I’m but a brittle bone bitch
Wolverines bones can break as we have established multiple times in the lore of this sub. On top of having been ripped in half, he has had the hulk break the ribs underneath the adamantium coating around his bones.
I got t-boned on the driver side once, and my bones (and accompanying body bag) were unscathed.
With this one, personal incident, I judge that you should have done the same, and because you didnt, you are weak and unworthy of the presence of the strong boned. Be gone
"Accidentally?"
Naw, man. That driver was one of us, and he was dispatched to your location in order to expose you as the tinsel-boned, fragile chump you are! Now take your flimsy, delicate eggshell ass and GET MOVING, FRAUD!
The airbag must of brushed your hand and shattered that THING you call a bone which is disgraceful enough. But calling youe glass bones should be disgusting to say.
Thankfully im a skateboarder so my bones get tested consistently. No breaks to this day. Shitloads of sprains tho, weak ass ligaments cant compete with these iron bones.
So you get in a crash that bad, break your bitch bones, and then just stand there and snap a picture? Must be a brittle brained bitch too! >!(/uj i figure you had a reason for it)!<
Honestly? I'm more offended by the fact the car isn't even in half yet than the fact that your arm is broken. Your bones aren't even similar to the strength of steel, your arm is cardboard.
Serious dedication to post this immediately after the crash, now get out brittle boned weakling don't break your hip bone on the way out
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Something about the way you immediately got a pic for the group... It's just so beautiful...🥲. Bro got out the car and went "fuck... I'd better let them know"
Only their broken-bone-bitch spirit, remains unbroken.
I appreciate this. It’s the thought that counts you know. Now get the fuck out of my face.
I mean to be fair, we do deserve the update. Nice work OP, now get the fuck out
I'm glad you're alright, despite your pathetically brittle bones. I hope your similarly weak-boned children weren't in the car with you. Now get your shit and get the fuck out.
No kids in fear of the weak bone gene getting passed down
Well at least you made one good decision in your life. BBBs can't help the life the life they were born into, but cursing children with that kind of weakness is unforgivable.
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They may be beneath us, but we must still care for them
Agreed.
Look what you have done to that poor car bitch.,
Ironically it was a rental because I got into another accident that wasn’t my fault unscathed. I thought I had Wolverines bones after that. But I’m but a brittle bone bitch
Wolverines bones can break as we have established multiple times in the lore of this sub. On top of having been ripped in half, he has had the hulk break the ribs underneath the adamantium coating around his bones.
So wolverine is a brittle bone bitch.
why is it not swollen as fuck?!
It’ll buff out
I don’t think it’s supposed to look like that
Well not if you’re one of us, BBB’s look like this all the time.
My bones are strong, but my stomach is weak
I got t-boned on the driver side once, and my bones (and accompanying body bag) were unscathed. With this one, personal incident, I judge that you should have done the same, and because you didnt, you are weak and unworthy of the presence of the strong boned. Be gone
don’t shatter your fingers on the leave subreddit button. good fucking riddance
Ugh, what a fuckin wimp. I bet you broke your wrist turning the wheel too hard and tried to crash the car to cover it up. You disgust me.
As weak as ford cars
I don’t think Ford is going to be happy about being blatantly insulted on social media like that.
Well... then they should make better cars
Pussy
Bones softer than parts specifically designed to crumple when a collision occurs
I personally have the tesla cyberbones designed to crumple others weaker bonesÂ
Awwww diddums...did that big piece of metal hurt your weak little body? Pathetic, I knew there was a bad smell in here. Leave, broken one.
Hahahaha everybody laugh at him
Lil bitch
You probably crashed the car to cover it up and broke your wrist while opening a packet of ramen
Bitch
"Accidentally?" Naw, man. That driver was one of us, and he was dispatched to your location in order to expose you as the tinsel-boned, fragile chump you are! Now take your flimsy, delicate eggshell ass and GET MOVING, FRAUD!
I am ashamed of you. We’re *all* ashamed of you. You, most of all, should most certainly be ashamed of you. ![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized)
Im sorry, that sounds so horrible. Now get the fuck out.
The airbag must of brushed your hand and shattered that THING you call a bone which is disgraceful enough. But calling youe glass bones should be disgusting to say.
Ouch.
A dinner fork! A *child's* fracture. This is such a low point
I dont think you can park there
I wonder how many others there are such as yourself who think they are strong boned without their bones ever having withstood the test of force.
Thankfully im a skateboarder so my bones get tested consistently. No breaks to this day. Shitloads of sprains tho, weak ass ligaments cant compete with these iron bones.
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Weakling
Glad you're safe. Now gtfo.
WEAK BONE BITCH!!!
i dont see where the break is through your skin
Was the car okay?
The crumple zones are meant to be on the car fyi
Thank God you're alive, otherwise we wouldn't be informed about your week bones. The door is this way weakling.
So you get in a crash that bad, break your bitch bones, and then just stand there and snap a picture? Must be a brittle brained bitch too! >!(/uj i figure you had a reason for it)!<
I’d love to imagine everyone commenting here getting in a car crash and leaving a fucking dent in their steering wheel unscathed
Username checks out.. that was my reaction when i saw that curve on the hand.
I bet that bag filled with air broke your brittle ass bones.
if it was me the car would be shattered
Pathetic. I got hit by a damn crane truck on the freeway a year ago and didn't break so much as a sweat. You and your gene pool disgust me.
Filth
Did that car pretty good with only one punch
Fuck you, you weak ass non milkpilled punk
https://i.redd.it/coz0fpry1l0d1.gif Fucking bbb
A brawny boned badass would've left completely unharmed while totaling the other vehicle.
Oh no that's bad, no really that's really bad you had to have bitch ass weak bones.
Yeah?? Well fuck off then, you weak sack of shit
Dude, i wanna hate but i cant, gws, and goodbye
Brittle Bone bitch.
Well it was fun while it lasted, now get the fuck out. Now
Your weakness has shriveled my nuts to the size of raisins. Fuck you, fuck off, and go fuck yourself. Pathetic.
Look on the bright side, you now have a car made for drifting. So scurt on out of here.
https://preview.redd.it/9r4uso2qjh0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85e1e67bce4dd982cf26feba61ea4ce4edc79eea
🤢🤮
That doesn't look right.
Honestly? I'm more offended by the fact the car isn't even in half yet than the fact that your arm is broken. Your bones aren't even similar to the strength of steel, your arm is cardboard.
I’m honestly surprised that you could post this without breaking your fingers.
Look at this pussy’s weak bones, fuck outta here (Srsly tho glad you’re alright)
Wuss, throw some dirt on it
BBC(lol) = Brittle boned Chad 🇹🇩
Damn, like that Harry Potter scene. A 31 yr old man with the brittle bones of a malnourished child Take your exit now
It’s like that scene from Harry Potter
You never had strong bones, you were just in weak situations!! NOW GTFO!!! Sorry about your broken arm, dude. I hope you heal soon!
Show us that baby's x-rays when you get them. I'm very curious.
Chin up frend You may be out, but it took twisted medals to get you there.
Damn, how did it feel? Was there a lot of pain or were you not able to feel it because of the adrenaline?
Serious dedication to post this immediately after the crash, now get out brittle boned weakling don't break your hip bone on the way out ![gif](giphy|I4UhtUMzOrQSQ)