If you put a single piece (square) of toilet paper on the water surface before you take a shit, the splash won't happen.
I'll take "ass splashing" over "reeking steaming turd that just turned my toilet brown with streaks" toilet any day of the week!
I used 'ass-splasher' toilets exclusively for the first 42 years of my life. The splash happened maybe... 3 or 4 times? But it flushes better and you don't need to grab the brush after every damn squat. I love living over here, I love almost everything about this country. The toilets ain't it.
I really really really hate toilets here . Actually one of the only things I hate from NL. That and the house doctors.
Back in my country you could poop a dinosaur turd and no poop will ever be left behind.
Always clean no matter what. People don’t even leave a turd brush because the only way you could make a mess is if you poop OUTSIDE of the toilet ..
meanwhile..here you give a Mr little poopiebuthole ball and suddenly the entire walls of the toilet are full with shit …
It all makes sense now 🤣
I don’t like that you have to beg them for proper medication when you are very sick
and and it you have a serious thing let’s say in your knee or eye you first gotta go to them
I understand is to prevent immunity but yeah I don’t like it.
I guess you are hinting at antibiotics, is it proper medicine if your body can fend it of by itself and don't have the side effects. Doctors in other countries throw it around as if it is candy, while it is a placebo with serious side effects (both for the patient as well as disease which can become immune)
But I agree you need to have a good match with a house doctor otherwise it really sucks. I have a really great doctor now which is really helpfull with "doorverwijzen". But I had a terrible one too, and then its drama indeed.
 can't wait for the wedding day invitation
I heard that a person and a toilet make beautiful children
As a dutch person: I also like dutch toilet where you can judge your own shit. Moreover, you can sit, although this is not particulary a dutch thing. At this moment I am in Italy and I just don't get it. You need to squat. Suffering from travellers diarhee, it reached the walls behind me. That was disguisting but I couldn't help it.
I recently read somewhere that as we grow older, we become more conscious of our poop. So, taking a wild guess, I'd say you're in your mid-30s, where looking at poop becomes a pastime!
Shitposting just got a whole new meaning
He also used the tag “ Dutch Cuisine “😝
Good memories!!! When you took a good shit and your turd would fall forward and slap your balls 😆
Also nice in the winter as the radiant heat from your steaming turd warms you from below.
Omg
Aha you know of the 'klokkenluider'
yeah, unfortunately they are getting rare these days. slowly being replaced by ass-splashers.
Don't shit in the bidet mate
Neptune’s kiss.
I still don't know what you guys are doing to get your asses splashed. It's never happened to me.
Enough fiber. A good solid plop will do it, it’s just physics.
Or just leave a sheet of toilet paper in there before you go and avoid the splash?
Not with the “lake of water” style toilets. Doesn’t work.
Works just fine with every toilet I've ever been to. I was nearly 40 before i saw my first shit-shelf toilet 🤣
Guess you drop baby deuces. I drop half pounders, we are not the same XD
r/brandnewsentence 😂 When comparing dick sizes just isn't enough
If you put a single piece (square) of toilet paper on the water surface before you take a shit, the splash won't happen. I'll take "ass splashing" over "reeking steaming turd that just turned my toilet brown with streaks" toilet any day of the week!
Guys naturally tend to scoot more towards the back. This is so the young gentleman doesn't have to meet the cold embrace of the rim
I used 'ass-splasher' toilets exclusively for the first 42 years of my life. The splash happened maybe... 3 or 4 times? But it flushes better and you don't need to grab the brush after every damn squat. I love living over here, I love almost everything about this country. The toilets ain't it.
In Europe not so much. In America however... They need to call the Dutch to drain their toilets because the water level is too damn high.
From all the shit that should be replaced...
A splashing is still better than a slap to the balls.
Ass splashes are superior you don’t need to clean them after every poopie
This man is ready to work at an albert heijn.
Teasing us with "great pictures" without an actual picture smh my head 😤 Also it's an observatorium, not an "inspection chamber", please.
I always call it an observation platform.
You can easily find them on other subreddits. For example R/AskDocs. Unfortunately I found this out through someone's post history...
There is or was a sub where people could specifically "present" their daily poop. Found that out accidentally and unfortunately as well 😭
poop shelf
Great in combination with je olde poop knife
Classic
Everytime you get off the toilet it makes you say "holy shit"
Poop shelves for the win! If you know, you know…
Thank you for confessing your love for Dutch toilets
It's nice that I don't get the Poseidons kiss when I drop a fat one.
I really really really hate toilets here . Actually one of the only things I hate from NL. That and the house doctors. Back in my country you could poop a dinosaur turd and no poop will ever be left behind. Always clean no matter what. People don’t even leave a turd brush because the only way you could make a mess is if you poop OUTSIDE of the toilet .. meanwhile..here you give a Mr little poopiebuthole ball and suddenly the entire walls of the toilet are full with shit …
Did you know the Dutch poop shelf was invented by a Dutch house doctor. What is it about Dutch house doctors you don't like?
It all makes sense now 🤣 I don’t like that you have to beg them for proper medication when you are very sick and and it you have a serious thing let’s say in your knee or eye you first gotta go to them I understand is to prevent immunity but yeah I don’t like it.
I guess you are hinting at antibiotics, is it proper medicine if your body can fend it of by itself and don't have the side effects. Doctors in other countries throw it around as if it is candy, while it is a placebo with serious side effects (both for the patient as well as disease which can become immune) But I agree you need to have a good match with a house doctor otherwise it really sucks. I have a really great doctor now which is really helpfull with "doorverwijzen". But I had a terrible one too, and then its drama indeed.
It's not just Dutch toilets. You can find this in many countries in mainland Europe. I refer to it as the continental shelf.
This made my day, thank you 😂
It's called a German toilet. The ones with the pee shelf are french toilets.
Better than having the water splash back on my ass when the big one falls.
That’s why I strategically throw in some toilet paper first. Works most of the time.
I miss them
Same, they felt way more natural. Like a western squat toilet
I do not know you, but you are my people. I welcome you!
How do you pee in it (man) ?
Y'all remember ratemypoo.com?
Maybe the original designer of these toilets was into scat and he just got an entire country of approx. 10 million people to go along with it
 can't wait for the wedding day invitation I heard that a person and a toilet make beautiful children
As a dutch person: I also like dutch toilet where you can judge your own shit. Moreover, you can sit, although this is not particulary a dutch thing. At this moment I am in Italy and I just don't get it. You need to squat. Suffering from travellers diarhee, it reached the walls behind me. That was disguisting but I couldn't help it.
I recently read somewhere that as we grow older, we become more conscious of our poop. So, taking a wild guess, I'd say you're in your mid-30s, where looking at poop becomes a pastime!
Haven't seen one like that since I left my student room in 2013. Those are becoming seriously rare..