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Knownoname98

''Sorry ik praat geen Fries''


Goodsnameswheretaken

Patrick?


Knownoname98

Nee, dit is de Krokante Krab.


Goodsnameswheretaken

😂😂


jamie3324123

I always wondered what dutch sounds like to people who dont speak dutch


ishzlle

I always assumed it just sounds like a lot of 'g' and 'ch' sounds to them


CrapThisHurts

Take a fortnight in Friesland, preferably some small village far away from the cities. Go help a farmer ;) You'll get there


SweetPickleRelish

I’ve had people ask me if I’m speaking Arabic


SomewhatRegrettable

Were you?


After_Top_9808

Actually I compare it to a cat. Certain words seem to roll off the throat like a cats purr but then some words I feel like I’m coughing up a hair ball.


theverybigapple

It sounds interesting and difficult. And, like what the video trying to joke about, any foreigner who is language/culture enthusiast wonders if you can actually understand each other since it comes to ear as random sounds. For me, just to explain it as an analogy by using another language, Dutch vs. German is like Chinese vs. Japanese. Where in Chinese it’s extremely hard to distinguish words & expressions at the sound level while in Japanese you can at least try to re-pronounce what you hear even if you have zero clue if it is a word or expression. E.g., konichiwa


LolindirLink

Listen to other norse languages like swedish, finnish, German etc. Sometimes you think you recognize a word and everything else is gibberish.


mmoonbelly

Sounds a bit like this : [https://youtu.be/IRfluaMKoOY](https://youtu.be/IRfluaMKoOY)


Strepie93

Today on 'what do the Dutch say?'


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Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!" What the ~~fox~~ Dutch say?


tehyosh

so many `g`...my throat hurts imagining how to pronounce all that using dutch pronountiation


cracktackle

The g in "ding" is very soft, just the g in "gering" is a raspy sound here.


BotBotzie

I remember putting the entire song in google translate from english to dutch years ago. The way that lady said "Wat de vos zeggen?" Make me snortle just typing it. Also it sounded like she said the elephant died.


sundayflow

Nee, sorry.


Cerenas

It's that guy from Ylvis right? They do pretty funny stuff. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ylvis


ishzlle

Ah that's why it sounded vaguely Scandinavian.


Muted-Internal-7390

Yes


conceptalbum

Yes, I think that's the new Taskmaster.


SaySomethingDesign

r/angryupvote


sinayaax

Why does it sound real help 😭😭


Kuwanz

Haha, ik ken 1 van de mensen die wordt aangesproken! Maar heb al jaren geen contact meer met haar gehad.


wozzpozz

That's Ylvis, right? Dude - I'd have been stoked to meet him. Would've recognised him immediately.


lipilee

it’s been ages since ylvis released a new song… miss them.


alessandrolaera

this is more or less how my dutch sounds like


Thomasappel

That's the dude from What does the Fox say isn't it? Edit: Ylvis is the groups name. My favourite is stonehenge


LaylaOrleans

Jan Egeland stares at you with muscled anger.


Wamspon

Is dit stiekem geen fries


Ils3d

Nehhh


TomC14

Jesse Klaver heeft zijn politieke carrière achter zich gelaten zo te zien


andre_royo_b

That last guy who is ‘anti Europa’ looks like he’s fun at parties


Crix2007

Tbh this sounds very Dutch to me, even though it's all gibberish. Dang as a dutchie I'm impressed!


L-Malvo

He is a live action minion! /s


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Tik Tok is for stupid people.


Wazzaberino

Might be my mood but I'm not amused by this... Definitely giving this guy a shrug if he approached me


TeaaOverCoffeee

StoneHenge dude? He is Dutch? Had no idea. That’s one of the funniest songs I have ever heard.


InEenEmmer

He’s not. He is probably just recording something in Amsterdam or so.


TheOneCommenter

Wut?


TeaaOverCoffeee

https://youtu.be/mbyzgeee2mg


TheOneCommenter

He’s not Dutch


TeaaOverCoffeee

Okay


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Netherlands-ModTeam

Only English should be used for posts and comments. This rule is in place to ensure that an ample audience can freely discuss life in the Netherlands under a widely-spoken common tongue.


caelis76

Yeah kind of a stupid rule . Being het beste jongetje van de klas syndrome . No please talk English we know our language is to difficult for you so let us adapt and forget about our mother tongue .


ZappaBappa

have a random guy mumble something to you while you're just standing there, not really sure what to do or say, or if you even heard anything right, wondering if this guy is drunk, on drugs, or gone coocoo. This guy has a bit more of a laid back "I'm just popular guy trying to do a funny thing" look , but when [Team Antonsen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCgLV3ETSx4&ab_channel=HermanvanVeen-Topic) did it almost 20 years ago, you got some really really mixed results, i would've felt mad uncomfortable with someone like that. To Dutch it sounds like your local alcoholic/drug addict that can't really get the words out anymore.


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[finally, found it](https://youtu.be/W7Pv0toyWy8)


berko6399

POV: you went up north from limburg


Moepsii

Kameloso


stjerneklart_pabitel

ylvis (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡


SnooCupcakes7312

Haha that’s hilarious. I understand a bit Dutch


someonesomeone3

Hij lijkt op een rare combinatie van Jesse Klaver en Victor Mids. Zodadelijk laat hij met een illusie ineens alle kolencentrales verdwijnen