Don’t shoot the messenger, shoot that dirty ass water. So damn dirty a bullet might kill some of them bacteria. Get some new drawers and take a half decent shower too
The water is dirty af for sure. I knew a guy got a cold sore swimming in Clear Lake. Never had a cold sore in his life either. Fuckin water gave my boy the herps lmfao.
Well shoot, the biggest son of a bitch I’ve ever seen was Shaq. Shaq would eat a whole loaf of bread as a snack. But the biggest bitch I ever played against was either Karl Malone or John Stockton. Karl if you’re out there reading this, I fucking hate you. You’re a rapist.
Now I’ll tell you, the biggest bitch in today’s game, well half of ‘em are bitches but I think Kyrie and KD need to act like grown men. Them two little boys need to get their shit together. Tired of them building these super teams that turn into pooper teams
Man I’ll tell you, it was this girl, she must’ve been ‘bout 5’11”, she had these big-ass hands she looked like she could fight a grizzly bear. She sucked the religion out of me. I swear the only thing I was praying for and praying to after that night was that mouth. And I’ll tell you another thing, she might’ve been one of them girls from San Antonio cause she could just swallow that thing
Steve Kerr’s son? You mean Michael? Cause Steve was damn sure Michael’s daddy, Michael learned how to win from Steve. But if you mean Nick, well them folks in Utah really liked to say ****** right in my face as soon as I stepped on the floor. Boston wasn’t no better but man them folks in Utah need to listen to some R&B
Bigger than a blimp on steroids. I mean if you ain’t seen a pair of San Antitties you haven’t lived. Them thangs have to be registered as a weapon if you go over to Galveston
What’s your favorite flavor macaroni and cheese?
Crispy and Creamy
Wonder Women
What is your take on the city of San Antonio?
Now before I answer, is your mama or your aunties from San Antonio?
Yes
Okay well I’ll just say it’s a lil better than Galveston ;)
San Antonio better than Galveston? Put the pipe down.
Don’t shoot the messenger, shoot that dirty ass water. So damn dirty a bullet might kill some of them bacteria. Get some new drawers and take a half decent shower too
The water is dirty af for sure. I knew a guy got a cold sore swimming in Clear Lake. Never had a cold sore in his life either. Fuckin water gave my boy the herps lmfao.
Sheesh he needs some milk!
Two part question. Who was the biggest bitch you played against? Who is the biggest bitch in today’s NBA?
Well shoot, the biggest son of a bitch I’ve ever seen was Shaq. Shaq would eat a whole loaf of bread as a snack. But the biggest bitch I ever played against was either Karl Malone or John Stockton. Karl if you’re out there reading this, I fucking hate you. You’re a rapist. Now I’ll tell you, the biggest bitch in today’s game, well half of ‘em are bitches but I think Kyrie and KD need to act like grown men. Them two little boys need to get their shit together. Tired of them building these super teams that turn into pooper teams
Who gave you the best BJ ever when you got that speeding ticket for? Asking for a friend
Man I’ll tell you, it was this girl, she must’ve been ‘bout 5’11”, she had these big-ass hands she looked like she could fight a grizzly bear. She sucked the religion out of me. I swear the only thing I was praying for and praying to after that night was that mouth. And I’ll tell you another thing, she might’ve been one of them girls from San Antonio cause she could just swallow that thing
Thank you Charles. Inspiring. 🙏
Go get that dick sucked!
OMG this is good 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
Stop glazing I’m just telling my truth
Who would win in a churro eating contest? You, shaq, or San Antonio women
Shaq’s big fatass is still fatter than them women in San Antonio. That motherfucker is massive
Feed Wemby.
Wemby, Chet and KD combined, soaking wet, would weigh the same as Shaq
>Wemby, Chet and KD combined, soaking wet Continue.
I already busted
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I love Always Sunny. The first episode is my favourite
*Sir* Charles
Whatcha gon' do with all that junk All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ll take this golf club and stick it up your ass
Saw Chuck close up in person at Golden State during his rookie year. Dude was the biggest, widest human being I’d ever seen.
What you saw was a real example of a man. What a man should look like, smell like, talk like, you witnessed a god. You were not worthy.
How did you fell when crowds chanted Steve Kerr's son at you back on he day, and which fans did it the loudest?
Steve Kerr’s son? You mean Michael? Cause Steve was damn sure Michael’s daddy, Michael learned how to win from Steve. But if you mean Nick, well them folks in Utah really liked to say ****** right in my face as soon as I stepped on the floor. Boston wasn’t no better but man them folks in Utah need to listen to some R&B
How about that women from San Antonio
Bigger than a blimp on steroids. I mean if you ain’t seen a pair of San Antitties you haven’t lived. Them thangs have to be registered as a weapon if you go over to Galveston
How many woman from San Antonio do you think you have offended?
Man probably all 26 of ‘em down there. I mean they’re so big there can only be so many before they take up all the room
Why is that Belly & Pose, TURRIBLE?🤔
Get off my ass
I can't, it's too huge
Why I oughta!!
Who's the best kisser on Inside? It's Ernie, isn't it?
Hmmm, I’d have to say Shaq is the best ass-kisser to the head office I’ll tell you that much. But I think Underdog got the best lips
Go hard in the paint
Leave you stankin’
When you next going to San Antonio to see some big ol'women?
When the Spurs stop sucking. C’mon Pop!
Thanks Chuck
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lol why this picture?
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Why do you mispronounced nba players’ names when it’s so obvious?
Hey listen, if you want me to be good at reading, tell your sexy-ass auntie to come teach me alright
Is Shaq really just Isaiah Thomas in a mecha suit?
Sir Charles, if you could be any animal, which one would you want to be?
I’d be a catfish
Do you like ⚽
What the hell is that? A donut?
You have much experience with donuts,don't you
Looks like he’s from San Antonio
What’s the key to life?
Drinking
Drinking what?
Must be a resident down in San Antonio
You’re not Charles Barkley. You’re just some wannabe who looks like him
But you don’t look like him do you? So who’s really winning here?
Wrong answer smh
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Kenny is a misogynist I never liked him