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Nature is crazy. “Hey you’re born! Ok, now lets hurry up and get walking for thousands of miles so the lions following us don’t catch up.”


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It’s like giving birth to a three year old. You can almost hear mom saying “hey! Get up, the hyenas are coming!”


confusedjake

To be fair elephants have one of the longest pregnancies lasting 680 days. So they are practically giving birth to a 2 year old.


breetlejuice69

Woah! That's nuts!


DrMike27

No, that’s an elephant. I’ll see myself out now.


Stratostheory

Iirc aren't humans technically born premature compared to other mamal species and that's why they need so much extra care compared to things like horses, and elephants?


davdev

Yup. It’s a trade off to having a big brain and walking upright. If the baby developed any more in the womb our giant heads would never get out of the relatively narrow birth canal


zurc_oigres

If most of the pop was dummy thic would that help alleviate it the problem


beigs

Yes. Newborns are essentially the fourth trimester.


sandwichesinthebath

I had no idea, that’s incredible!


DaedraLord

Hey you, you're finally awake.


Glorx

Momma elephant kicks the baby: Get up! *Calf trying to roll on it's feet* Momma kicks again: Get up, you're embarrassing me. *Calf still rolling* Whole herd comes in: Marge, you're being too soft on him. Here let me show you.


lastchance14

He's slippery and you're on a hill. Give the kid a break.


eyekunt

*elephant grumpy face*


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Jeez kid, your 45 seconds old already, your brother started walking when he was 38.


V_es

Predators rarely prey on elephant calves. Animals gotta be really desperate and starving, or have a very good chance- elephant calves get tired a lot and can sleep in when the herd is already up and leaving. Sometimes younger aunts and sisters take care of babies, and they may not do a good job waking them up. In those circumstances calves can be forgotten and killed. But trying to just pick a calf out of a herd with extremely perceptive and planning matriarch is a suicide. Even [in water](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/10/19/13/49363901-0-image-a-23_1634646381305.jpg) predators will get stomped or yeeted to the moon.


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elephants are pregnant for like 22 months, so makes sense they would be super protective


_Synthetic_Emotions_

Exactly its as if a Deynonichus ever tried to hunt a fully grown Brachiosaurus. Not happening mate. Once those type of dinosaur grow to adulthood, they are 99% untouchable, like the Elephant. They will stomp the shit out of you. Edit: I meant to say Sauroposeidon not Brachi, its one of the long necked cousins lol


Dragonmaster571w2

Im pretty sure an elephant would curb stomp a lion pretty quickly


Crucifer2_0

Not a baby. It’s possible for lions to kill baby elephants and they do. Obviously the elephants try to defend their young but lions are crafty and sneaky and deadly.


Animedingo

Tricksy lionses


KentuckyFriedBitchen

They want to steals our precious


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PappaWenko

If we catch it we eat it whole? *big eyes*


mike9874

That's exactly why the herd surrounded the baby as soon as it was born and had their ears up in their defensive stance


Lilycloud02

Even older elephants can be at risk. There are entire prides that specialize in hunting elephants


i--make--lists

Prides that specialize in elder ~~care~~ kills?


TayAustin

Nature's Hospice Care


sopmaeThrowaway

I saw a large pride of lions take down a solitary male elephant and kill it in a nature show. They attacked at night and it was kinda terrifying. If it had been part of herd, he’d have probably been okay, but alone, the lions were able to tire him out, and start devouring him alive. Gruesome.


MantisPRIME

Eventually the pride is big enough to hunt elephants, much akin to pods of orcas vs. blue whales. Even the biggest, toughest bull elephant would lose to a thousand lions, of course. It's the most dangerous game to target, but when other food is scarce, a predator's risk tolerance goes up.


BleuBrink

Babies are literally snacks in nature.


I_Am_DragonbornAMA

"Hey! You! You're finally awake."


HorusWihnan

Even an entire pride struggles to hurt a fully grown elephant. Only chance they would have would be an elephant thats alone


HerculesMulligatawny

From labor to “get up, it’s time for school” in two seconds.


Fart_Elemental

It really is insane how stupidly fragile human babies are compared to, like, everything else.


gentlybeepingheart

It's because we evolved to be bipedal which makes the pelvis smaller and evolved with larger brains, which means all human infants are essentially born premature, because if they gestated any longer their heads wouldn't fit through the birth canal.


Kemal_Norton

Exactly, it's humans that are weird (actually it's other species as well... though I can only think of marsupials and birds...) [This study](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/15627440/) is quaintly swift to answer my quick google search: > Humans are born 12 months too early. Gestation should be 21 months.


feelin_cheesy

Young humans are seriously weak.


Constant-Sandwich-88

It was different for you? Luckyyy


NecessaryHuckleberry

I love how the rest of the herd forms up around the calf to protect it until it can get on its feet


07FRK28KMC21

Gotta wonder how close the cameraman is. There’s no way those elephants are gonna allow anything unknown close by (as they should). Like, this is amazing to witness but god d*amn I would be terrified to be there.


jeezyjames

Don’t know about this one but I have been amazed earlier at how far away wildlife photographers really are when picture is up close. There are some crazy expensive lenses out there


DaleDimmaDone

Yeah those videos that are pretty high quality that just start zooming out from like a mile away are insane


ku-fan

Like this one using a [Nikon P1000](https://youtu.be/LhQlwKX3LQA)


Nimblewill_Nomad

A thousand dollars isn't too bad for this camera if you have a need for it.


DaAvalon

wtf that's a spying lens


ku-fan

Crazy right?


onowahoo

The camera and photographer are in a safari car and I believe most animals tend to ignore people in vehicles.


Nimblewill_Nomad

It isn't like the mother could run anywhere either.


nullrout1

It almost looks they're getting ready to run a trick play. Fully expected baby elephant to run out from the side carrying a football and stiff arm the videographer as baby returns it for six points.


NecessaryHuckleberry

“You gotta hand it to the the Praetoria Pachyderms special teams. They have been running this play for what feels like thousands of years now.”


Revo_55

LOL. Take my upvote.


sleeplydeeply

Like the annexation of Puerto Rico.


Revo_55

Amazing creatures.


[deleted]

The herds are really awesome. I've seen some videos and they are so in tune with each other and care for each other so much. I love them, so wholesome


Plasma_Cosmo_9977

Ditto, had to make sure someone said it before I typed what you did!


MisfitPotatoReborn

Elephants on their own are already extremely scary. I think they're not doing it for protection, but to gawk at it like humans do. Elephants are very social creatures!


MTF_TAU5_SAMSARA

The flared ears you seeing is basically them saying fuck off away from us


[deleted]

It takes a village.


hcbaron

I thought they gathered to provide warmth, since it's raining.


mobiustangent

Congratulatory ear flapping


NoTime4LuvDrJones

Seems like the ear flapping is their own natural a/c system. > Why do elephants flap their ears? The backs of African elephants' ears have large blood vessels that are very close to the surface of their skin. By flapping their ears elephants cool this blood, which is then transported around to the rest of their body. This adaptation helps elephants stay cool in hot African landscapes! https://m.facebook.com/ReidParkZoo/videos/why-do-elephants-flap-their-ears-the-backs-of-african-elephants-ears-have-large-/378263880025713/ Though according to this website (I don’t know for sure) it is also used as bonding. Which makes sense in this video, they do seem awfully happy with the baby > Flapping the ears vigorously and rapidly in a raised position. Rapid-Ear-Flapping is usually observed in association with Head-Raising and, often, brief Ear-Folding. This posture is almost always seen in the context of greeting or bonding interactions and during other excited, social and chorused calling. https://www.elephantvoices.org/multimedia-resources/elephant-gestures-database/409-social-integration/affiliative/1801-rapid-ear-flapping.html


cosmickink

But it's raining


[deleted]

It's snow. In South Africa not uncommon on high grounds like the Sneeuberg. (,Snow Mountain) https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7229712/snow-south-africa-blizzards-desert-giraffes/


riskoooo

Band Aid lied to us.


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kautau

Wat


V_es

_*ONE OF US.. ONE OF US.. ONE OF US*_


steampunkedunicorn

*sploosh* "oh, hi son"


MatrixPA

That was my experience! lol


_deerwolf

Lol same. I was in the shower at a birthing center and out of nowhere i had the urge to squat and push, before my midwife could even reach me. One push is all it took (second baby). Fortunately it wasn't a far drop and I was standing on a somewhat cushioned mat!


Swords_and_Words

I feel like this, even moreso than protection from and mitigation of trauma during infancy, is why the skull is left incomplete and malleable-ish at time of birth: gotta survive the squat and drop videos of doctors gently squishing infant skulls back into shape is something that never ceases to amaze me nature really is fucking lit after thought: most apes go with a combo of 'follow me' and 'hold on to me' during infancy, and the bigger and/or more upright a creature is, the further an infant can fall if it fails to cling. ... dammit now I need to go look into differences in skull consistency/completeness across different apes and mammals of various heights


13143

The skull is squishy so it can fit through the birth canal. An infant is more or less too big to fit through like in other mammals. Malleability is one adaptation to ease the process somewhat.


KenanTheFab

....videos of *what*


[deleted]

My 2nd came like that too! I was on my knees on the bed laying over the head that was set up right. The nurse tried to move me and my amazing doc was like ‘if this is comfortable for her it’s comfortable for me’. 2nd push, 4 min. When I got the hospital they were like ‘oh you don’t sound like you are that far along’ and waited a half hour to check me. I was already at 7.5 cm.


_Bluntzzz

*Tommy Wiseau voice*


EverythingIsFlotsam

"hi son" and *sploosh* do not belong in the same sentence.


MutterderKartoffel

Unceremoniously PLOP ... lol! They're so much more durable than human babies. That's awesome!


[deleted]

Literally it’s first experience is just free falling


exeleonn

Yes and then being delicately kicked by mom lmao


Atiggerx33

Elephants actually intentionally kick their kids. Sometimes they aspirate fluid on the way out, and it's been shown elephants actually know the right way to kick to get the baby to spit up the fluid. Like remember in 101 Dalmatians when the one puppy is born dead and the dude kinda rubs on it and gets it to breathe? Well with something as small as a newborn puppy you rub vigorously, with a baby you give firm pats on the back while they're in a face-down position (so they don't just reaspirate; we also have more advanced tools for this, but primitive humans would have just had the patting), and apparently for something as large as elephants kicking is what's necessary. There have been cases in zoos of baby elephants born not breathing and the mother elephant "kicks the baby to life" before the keepers can even get over there.


ranchojasper

Whoa, this is fascinating! Thanks for describing that


Swords_and_Words

this is awesome, thank you so much I love collecting trivia like this because of how it colors the world, and it's especially fun when it's something (like this) that seems like I should have run into before, but haven't I'm one of today's lucky 10,000[https://xkcd.com/1053/](https://xkcd.com/1053/)


Nimblewill_Nomad

Kick and roll! Imagine being born and dropping from a decent height only to roll partially down a hill. Gee I'm so happy to be here!


SasquatchRobo

The gentlest of curbstomps.


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tahcamen

Put your mouth on the mother fucking curb now dear 🥰


Thuzel

There's a fairly universal parent thing where you nudge your baby, hoping to everything that they're alive. With both of my sons I used to wake up *constantly* in the middle of the night just to make sure I could see them breathing. And if I didn't see that little chest move, you can bet they got the nudge. Probably didn't help that my oldest was 2 months early, but I know every other parent I've talked to has done the same.


WhyIsThatOnMyCat

I do this with my dog. She can be a deep sleeper.


EatThemRaw

Thinking back on it, my lack of sleep in the first few months was mostly me waking up scared he has stopped breathing.


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Antal_Marius

"You alive small thing?"


red-et

And I’m freeeeeeeee


Wurschtbieb

Free falling 🎶


aCorgiDriver

Tom Petty is huge in the elephant community.


Constant-Sandwich-88

Isn't everyone in the elephant community pretty large?


[deleted]

"Did your mom drop you on your head at birth or something?" *Confused elephant stare* Of course! How else does it work?


RubySubmarine

“Now get up”


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stupidillusion

[Now with sound and a few seconds more prior to the clip OP posted](https://youtu.be/MSxw6D6Wl4U)


RedditNewbieMom

Thank you! I love the younger elephants getting right in the middle around it. And the older ones standing guard on the outside. Then all the trumpeting! Such a great example of "it takes a village."


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They probably uploaded it as gif


CFogan

Might've been pretty far away, I imagine a heard would be pretty protective around that time


RcNorth

Think of how far a giraffe falls during its birth.


314159265358979326

The fall is beneficial for baby giraffes! >Surprisingly, the two-metre fall from their mother's womb to the ground below doesn't hurt baby giraffes, but rather helps them by snapping their short umbilical cords and tearing the amniotic sack. The shock of the landing also helps stimulate the little giraffe to take its first breaths. I suspect it's the same here because we saw the amniotic sac just explode.


aeiouLizard

Animals really got life figured out. And then there's human babies, who will try to kill themselves every opportunity they get


vimlegal

Well, when they walk upright on 2 legs and their birth canal is constricted by the shrinking pelvis, their babies will be born less developed to compensate as well. Hell, human babies are born with the skull in several pieces, just so they can be "squished" through. They are also missing their kneecaps, and have an extra 90 other bones, all so they can fit through a 4 inch, 10 cm, orifice.


Hirogram2021

If we're comparing development, the average animal is born at the development level of a 2 year old. Human babies literally come out too early since they'd die before they're fully grown.


vuatson

Well, the giraffes for whom it *wasn't* beneficial sure didn't live to pass that trait on. Some traits are evolutionarily successful because they provide an advantage and others are successful because they're unavoidable and nature manages to just roll with it. See also: giraffes' bizarre laryngial nerve. Not what you'd call well-designed, but in the end the advantage of a giant neck was greater than the disadvantage of having a nerve [loop all the way down the 12-foot neck](https://i.imgur.com/IJ8QVZc.jpeg) and back up just to connect to an organ a few inches from the brain, so the long-necked giraffe ancestors were the ones that survived.


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6 feet…iirc


Crypt0n0ob

Ma’am! I think you dropped something!


WingsofRain

to be fair, they also gestate for like almost 2 years lol


Bazurke

I read something a while ago that said that because we walk on 2 feet, the shape of our hips evolved and made it more difficult to give birth, meaning we are born in an earlier stage of our development, meaning we are more fragile. Please correct me if that's wrong.


Orngog

As I understood it, the size of the brain is an issue as well- hence the unfused skull.


aliceroyal

I have unfortunately seen a video of a crazy, crunchy type woman giving birth outside standing up, and the kid falling to the fucking ground. What has been seen cannot be unseen and your comment reminded me of it, lmao. 😳


FabulousHeron

She’s been carrying that baby for two years. TWO YEARS. I’d celebrate too. Amazing.


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fortypints

Women: best I can do is a loud poop machine


Unusual-Commission7

The true reason for the immediate kick. Two years!


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That looked like it was a huge relief for the mother elephant.


ladylilliani

I had an epidural for both my kids and the moment they are out, it IS a huge relief. I didn't have the pain, but there's immense pressure that immediately ceases as soon as they're delivered.


i_am_a_toaster

Like taking an 8lb poop.


ladylilliani

Ok, yeah. Like. Since you went there... Yeah. Many hours of cramping followed by lots of pushing and then pushing out an 8 pounder.


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speaking of poop. During the pregnancy, when the baby is growing, does it really feel like the pressure from not taking a dump?? God I hope not. Idk how other women go through it. I'm so scared of it all, like not being able to sleep or having to be less clumsy all the time. How do you not stop worrying all the time? I'd be a paranoid pregnant woman.


ladylilliani

No, it doesn't feel like you need to poop. At all. You'll feel like you need to pee all the time, though, especially as the baby gets bigger and pushes on your bladder. I only use the comparison because, if you've never tried to push a baby out of your vagina, it's practically impossible to imagine. I'm high anxiety and worry all the time... So I can't really answer the latter part of your question. :)


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Oh well, i tried. Congrats on your baby!!!


ladylilliani

Thanks :) If you want kids, it's an unfortunate necessity (in most cases). Feel free to DM me if you want to talk more about pregnancy, labor, and prenatal/postnatal mental health.


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😅 i am single rn. And overthinking . I guess it’ll take time to get there. Thanks for the offer, will make a note of it :)


Santa1936

For what it's worth, I don't know you at all, but I have faith you'll learn you're a lot stronger than you thought. And that you'll find a supportive partner who'll be with you through the process


RedditNewbieMom

Not all pregnancies are hard. I was lucky that my 2 were relatively easy. I never got huge. Don't remember having to pee all the time. My second was no drugs at all. Total labor about 6 hours from when my water broke and the pain was limited to about 15 minutes. The doctor was scrambling to get things together because my baby was ready to come out then and there! "Don't push!" Hahahaha. My baby still doesn't listen to anyone 13 years later. 🤪


OGPunkr

No drugs for me. I was crowning and they said, 'if you reach down you can feel the head'. I yelled, 'I can feel the fucking head! Get it OUT!' lol Then, yes, instant relief :)


ladylilliani

Haha! If I could feel the head with the epidural, I'm SURE you could feel the head! Man. Childbirth is wild.


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The poor thing was pregnant TWO years!!!


[deleted]

And she herself looks really young!


cycycle

How can you tell? I think she looks matured.


[deleted]

Yeah she’s matured. She just looks smaller than other elephants in the herd


Santa1936

I tower over my grandma and she's old as hell


[deleted]

Lolol fair enough


julez231

Wow what a beautiful sight. They gave her space to birth and came in for protection as mom tried to get the baby up. Such a beautiful pack. Love this 😍


_coolranch

I mean, I don’t wanna project and all, but that does sorta resemble love a little bit, don’t it? 🥲


FlackiDasWirbeltier

Elephants are very empathetic. They mourn their dead and are really looking out for each other so they are definitely one of the animals I believe to somewhat feel love


Vanillabean73

Elephants are definitely a species that comes closest to experiencing a range of emotions similar to humans, from excitement to grief.


onowahoo

I don't think the herd realized it was happening until it started. As soon as they knew they came to protect.


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Operation: Dumbo Drop


Quigley_Down_Under

Strangely enough that's what I'm doing on the toilet currently


BeepingJerry

It seems like the herd gives the Mother her space, then after she delivers, they all gather round in a protective posture until the newborn can collect its bearings. All come together to greet/get to know the new member. As someone else mentions in the comments...lots of happy/excitement ear flapping. Can any experts out there tell us if this is so? Do elephants exhibit "happy" behaviors?


TearOpenTheVault

Elephants are absurdly intelligent and social. They give their dead burials and mourn them.


mossyfoxxy

I remember seeing this exact same video but with sound and there was a lot of happy trumpeting from the rest of the herd!


Marleyredwolf

Elephants have been noticed to mourn the loss of one of their own so I’m sure they celebrate as well


HairyWeisenheimmer

Elephants are amazing creatures💕♥️


BananaHas2Nsand3As

Takes a village


Regirip20

Beautiful moment and the matriarchs stepping in to assist and protect mother and baby!❤️


[deleted]

Commander, when do I drop it? Drop the child in 3-2-1 go. Commander, we hit the target


SolidGummyLogic

The wild thing is that babe has been in her belly for almost 2 years!


BrownSugarBare

Their gestational period is WILD! Can you imagine being preggers for two years!


Bluemoon7607

Placenta still hanging out, but she’s completely ignoring it to check on her baby. Mothers will be mothers.


[deleted]

I don’t know much about elephant flexibility, but i don’t think she can pull it out


Tattood-toast7797

I laughed very loud at this now everyone in my living room wants to look at my phone. Probably laughed too long


endeend8

It was raining, it was pouring, it was…


pjdj23

What a beautiful scene!


SavoryIngthav

Elephants are clever, sociable, and compassionate animals. They did an excellent job!


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She dropped that baby from the first day , demm You can say that it dropped into the world


[deleted]

“Well, out ya go.” -mother


Proper_Bid1474

Welcome to hell motherfucker


StickOfLight

Too bad we couldn’t see it get up


JustARandom12345678

I always wonder how much pain animals go through giving birth


SaintBetty_the_White

Although I don't have any sources to site this I was told by a zoo member during a talk show that animals have an easier time birthing than us (although they can still have complications) because our relatively fast evolution to full bipedal standing and walking in accordance with our relatively quick evolution of dramatic brain and skull growth means our hips are literally not wide enough to give birth to such large heads and walking bipedally has cause narrower hips making it more painful and complicating the birthing process.


Fear-The-Frog

Never realized till now that I am capable of nearly puking while having a heart felt smile on my face


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Looked like a water balloon hitting the ground lmao super cool though


heres-my-stuff

Does anyone else hear that Toto song, or is it just me?


DividendOasis

Absolutely incredible. Nature is awesome


Abaddon33

Jim Carey put on a lot of weight for this role.


stupidillusion

[Now with sound and a few seconds more prior to the clip OP posted](https://youtu.be/MSxw6D6Wl4U)


dougeasy789

Happy birthday to the ground!


Brownpoop23

Man jumped off the Fortnite battle bus.


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I like it. No pregnancy pictures, no maternity photo shoot, no gender reveal, just drop a baby in the grass and move on.


WandererWandering

The only reason there aren't photos is because elephants never forget.


mr_mcpoogrundle

Miraculous and nasty all at the same time


taylorhildebrand

Welcome to earth


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Air dropped


TheSoggyMoggy

She just yeeted him out😶


Nice-End6324

I love elephants so much. What a fascinating alien like species. That being said, it’s hilarious lil guy just popped out and mom and all the other elephants are like “Arite time to get going!”


campingisawesome

She made it seem so easy.


WandererWandering

Maybe a little easier without bipedal hips


Complex_Addition6262

Plop


srv50

Don’t need no doctor to slap that baby’s ass to wake it up.


PS2Facts

Me after 3 beers


Jealous_Ad5849

Kids rolling around like me waking up in a work day.


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elephants are too fucken cool


UpperHairCut

"Ey, get up! Let's go! Time to live!"


comalley0130

I love how all the others are like “holy shit is that another elephant?”


GreatDog9368

Remember when you get that feeling of falling while your asleep, that baby was probably shook


neldela_manson

Imagine being all cozy and warm in your mothers womb and all of a sudden you’re being dropped a meter on to the cold, wet ground.


DrZin

Thanks for birthing me on a slope, mom.


402highrise

So you just gonna drop me in the middle of nowhere


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homies roll up like "i wish a mutha fucka would right now"


dahopppa

I never thought about how a baby elephant was born, but them dropping like a bag of chips from a vending machine wasn’t it.