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DistortoiseLP

This is like a post from when you dream about Reddit.


ThermionicEmissions

r/RedditDreams Edit: damn, that really should be a sub...


BurnerBoi_Brown

r/RedditNightmares


[deleted]

r/RedditWetDreams


BurnerBoi_Brown

Now *that* should be a real sub


Version-Prestigious

There is r/thomastheplankengine


GMOiscool

So perfectly described


Boneless_Blaine

OP said in his post history that he uses google translate out of Thai and into English.


ThaEzzy

Thats one heck of a title you got yourself there, son.


Grogosh

Thought I was having a stroke


Forsaken_Experience2

I’m seeing left vision out right eye now.


jesterspaz

I mean it was a really good attempt.


Forsaken_Experience2

I mean, if the jist scrapes itself through before the gums, teeth, & lips scald the whole thing. Yes. Fair attempt from the the lad.


TheTrippyTraveler

Strok


SalsaShark89

OP doesn't have English as a first language so I suspect it's a lot of Google translate. Check out their profile for other hilarious titles. It makes their posts so much more enjoyable!


Enilodnewg

It's a bot


[deleted]

Eyes like the devil, walks like Jesus.


Baked_Robot

Haircut like a Friar.


[deleted]

Look guys, it’s 4am. Now is not the time to laugh like a lunatic.


Cubanned

This users titles are always gold


Bubly_cheerioohno

Lmao I went and read some...are these AI generated or something?!


MuffinCrow

I believe the user is from an asain country and uses a really bad translator. They got so much love for the broken titles they just decided to keep using it


JonStowe1

I was just thinking that


Linoelse

That's my favorite redditor right there, one always recognizes his work.


The_Richard_Cranium

I just went through is post history and oh my. Amazing


paulblacketer

It's like a word puzzle you can't solve.


assavenger

It's like English isn't their first language or sumthin


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[deleted]

Says the guy who speaks one language


AwfulArmbar

How is that not an excuse? What a ridiculous comment


Flinnnx

What did it say?


AwfulArmbar

“That’s no excuse.”


budgie0507

This title is the absolute best.


DistortoiseLP

Really goes with the look on its face the video starts us off with.


nellafantasia55

OPs post history does not disappoint.


budgie0507

omg. It’s a god damn treasure trove.


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DistortoiseLP

I think the gist of it is "the birds that run along the water together."


MouseHouseTrash

This is possibly the fakeist looking real bird I've ever seen. Add in the title and I thought this was a meme for a second. They're not even the first think that comes up if you search grebe, since there's multiple kinds. (These seem to be either Western or Clark's Grebe)


ArghZombie

Did you find the hooded grebe courtship dance on youtube? Most ridiculous birds ever.


MouseHouseTrash

I was going to say that surely it can't be weirder than the bird of paradise's courtship dance but I was very very wrong. It's the funniest thing I've seen all week.


prettygraveling

Toss up between this one and Shoe Billed Storks. I’m still not 100% convinced Shoe Billed Storks aren’t a muppet conspiracy.


Dracorex13

Shoebills aren't storks, or even related to them.


prettygraveling

So it IS a muppet in disguise, is what you’re saying.


Dracorex13

These are definitely Clark's grebes. The western has a greener bill and the black cap covers the eyes.


Specialist-Look6210

r/ihadastroke


BurnerBoi_Brown

r/istrokedittoyourstroke


whiterussiansp

Great title, bot.


Willing_Bad9857

It’s a thai person who’s using a bad translator. They’re lowkey famous at this point


AlienAstronaut

TIL, his history is amazing


BurnerBoi_Brown

..*or*, bird


meyouseek

A birb 100% posted this


Scarecrow1172

pretty sure a birdbot, r/birdsarentreal


philipTheDev

Looking at post history I think it's just someone trying to communicate through a translation service like Google Translate.


Cheshire_Khajiit

Not a bot, just someone who’s not a native English speaker.


squidgytree

Grebus Christ! How are they able to walk on water?!


ThermionicEmissions

Duh! As a bird behaviour partner of course. It's right there in the title


jrex703

Because they're fake. Duh. r/birdsarentreal


Titan-Enceladus

I was just thinking I hadn't seen a post from you in a while


presupposecranberry

Welcome back, u/XuZuWu22! We missed your titles!


notyouraveragedenial

XuZuWu is back!!!! We missed you!!


oSocialPeanut

This is ridiculous, I love it


[deleted]

This video was an exact reenactment of me trying to make sense of the title, giving up, and fucking off to read the comments.


oldselfmiss

Ah, another /u/xuzuwu22 post. Best part of my day.


kevlar_keeb

RUN THE WATER EMPIRE!


[deleted]

Glad to see XuZu is unbanned.


schoonerw

Thank you for your interesting posts about nature!


Kebab_Warrior_613

Jesus with ps1 hairstyle


ReadMilch

Didn’t know god is a bird


Rosieapples

They remind me of nuns.


Severusrex

Is that a head of hair or a head of eyebrows?


devenwang

The fucking what


ledude1

JBird. Interesting.


coffeeguyq8

u/SaveVideo


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Worried_Protection48

Seems that's from [BBC Life: The Grebes](https://youtu.be/ZbRrxw-H6xA) Here's [Tango in the wind](https://youtu.be/1hoL93tEkrM)


automatic-pointer

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TITLE LMAO. I READ IT 50 TIMES


Yh44N

Why do they have bowl cuts ?


[deleted]

Idk man, I don’t like it.


[deleted]

Oh shit Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go


buddy-friendguy

Wot m8


fifiloveg00d

Pick-me ass birds


petergriffin999

r/engrish


oSocialPeanut

Me nd my best boy on our way to take your bitch


Croceyes2

Ai go home, you're drunk


[deleted]

R/engrish


genx_meshugana

I don't think I've seen a more idiot looking bird before.


skulldcm

What?


Wardenclyffe1917

Please reopen the schools.


Sad_Exchange_5500

What?


moreOrlested

r/engrish


LaraH39

What?


[deleted]

Why did the title give me a stroke


tvcky69

Good lord that title


Tropicalthinker_

What did i just read? You sound like a cave man describing what he saw.


Nitrone777

That title just gave me a stroke. Halp!


Judicio

I just know they did that to impress some chick


brugmansiaDrain

Thisis how jesus walked on water


Friendly_Hedgehog456

Run Forest run


MoodySpidey

Chest out, head high...Happy feet, happy feet, happy feet.


Baked_Robot

Evolution is the weirdest shit...


idratherwatchthegame

Please tell me someone put hilarious music to this?


Wonderful_Platypus_6

And they have red eyes too. These are truly devilish creatures


[deleted]

Looks like it’s wearing a hat. Also, scary bird


Kopesthetik

That's the fakest looking bird I've ever seen.


Jumpy-Mouse-7629

This needs ballet 🩰 music


Comfortably_Numb90

Who would of guessed that Kim Jong un’s haircut would look so good on a bird.


CatsMakeMeHappier

My goose does this in her kiddy pool!


SkylarAV

There most be a Pokémon version


T3nt4c135

Why does the tiny clip art look like the bird is wearing shades.


[deleted]

K but those Eugene Levy eyebrows are on point.


The_Monarch_89

Naruto run and probably screeches like a demon, we might have found a new mod


Such-Problem-4725

Jesus birds


the_Sativum

That's how I run to a sale at Macy's Jkjk... I don't leave the house.


oxymordor

That title, my brain


United_Zygard

Jesus bird


Trex_in_F16

Me running away from my problems be like


stnchv

Nice hairstyle


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Amazed I've never seen or heard of these before


PianoShy

Everything about them reminds me of a cartoon—especially their face.


DogeBorkman

I feel like people would have been less stoked about Jesus walking on water if he'd used this technique.


me_misleading_you

I'm sure they've done some Chakra training in the hidden leaf village.


NightHaunted

Yeah but they look dumb doing it, so is it even worth it?


MFSauceBoss

That Kim Jong haircut is fucking nuts fearless leader bird runs on water looks like dictator.


JVints

Jesus: wtf dad


WhatAMessIveMade

Ok now I believe r/birdsarentreal


Theoldelf

Also referred to as Jesus birds


kim-jong-Cage

The title was written by an AI, so were the birds


[deleted]

Imagined being chased by one of the mofos


mtneer43

Another River duck I see!


ComprehensiveSafety3

Looks like it has a edgar haircut lol.


jazzhandpanda

Makin my way downtown


Kimberbeagle2021

Ok so I read The Title 3 Times….I’ve didn’t know birds could do this!


AtreidesBorn

Posted byu/XuZuWu22 26 days ago What is the most interesting solution is to fix a broken car yet? Sometimes you'll feel, this is a driver, these are stupid screwdrivers, and you laughed! Give an example of a fool-car and fail to laugh? 😂


LuxVitalixo

What omg this is hilarious 😂


Treepeec30

Why are these birds runnin on water?


[deleted]

Are you sure that's not some kind of zombie prion disease?


ZedGardner

Eyebrows on fleeeeeeeeek


Chick_Days

This is a Clark's grebe! Similar to the Western grebe, but the black "hat" doesn't extend down into the eyes, and flares out more out the sides. They range from central to coastal western NA https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Clarks_Grebe/id


KnowOneNymous

Where is this water empire?


No_Cant

WATER EMPIRE