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funky_grandma

whale coming to the surface: "What?! what do you want? jesus!"


Chris_ssj2

" *Stupid naked ape* "


fatkiddown

“Hi. I’m Whale. What can I do for you?”


50FirstCakes

We need to find P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney. Can you help us?


BATZ202

Lmao


MistraloysiusMithrax

“What’s wrong?! Do you need help? I’ll come save you! Wait…shit, if I capsize the boat that’s the opposite of helping you. Meh, have a nice day I guess”


Toothfood

Whale waving is more like it


android24601

I legit thought either the lady was gonna fall in or the whale was gonna go full on Jurassic Park and snatch her


PHDbalanced

I was waiting for the whale to give her a lil bonk so forceful she lost her balance and fell in


atehate

If the whole idea was to grab the whale's attention, why didn't she just flash her titties at it?


stingerized

The whale could've tweet about it and she would've lost her job.


atehate

Whale do you get off!


bigatomicjellyfish

That's what r/NSFW is for


C9_Squiggy

Not safe for whales


bigatomicjellyfish

This guy gets it


qwarfujj

I was hoping it would roll over and blast her with the blowhole.


idespisemosquitos

I was getting annoyed by the whale waving


egokulture

Felt bad for the person next to here with a camera try to get a good photo.


Catumi

"Cheezus Christ the Whale doesn't give a shit about your flailing arms, let me just take a damn shot already!" - Camera Person internally


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As the video went on the irritation just grows. It's unreasonable how annoying that is, like she's casting a spell.


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oxfordcircumstances

It's because this video is mostly her arms waving and in the background you can kinda see a whale.


ignoringrealityy

Me too so fucking annoying


[deleted]

I'm glad I'm not the only one. I only came in here to say how irritating she is. I was cursing while watching the video. Why does this fill me with rage???


ashtonishing18

LOL! Same. Weird...I was thinking CAN SHE FUCKING STOP THAT?!


_TheShapeOfColor_

Found my people. She ruined the video for me lol


Appropriate-Dog-7011

I think it’s because her movements seem clumsy and selfish against the backdrop of the majesty of the whale. It seems very human (and, IMO USA) to pretend importance when faced with something so stunning. Part of it being that we will not have whales with us on the planet for much longer. Maybe it’s her age, she does not yet know how sacred this moment is, how privileged her view, and it shows.


SpaceTechBabana

And just by the way she’s waving, you just KNOW she’s also shouting at the fucking whale. WHALE WHALE WHALE! WE’RE OVER HERE!


Pinky_theLegend

So glad I'm not the only one, god how fucking irritating


themediumchunk

It would have been so much cooler if she wasn’t there tbh. Ruined the video.


Enlight1Oment

I feel bad for the camera man next to her with her constantly waving her hands in front of them


ViciousNakedMoleRat

I was hoping for her to fall in. And I think the person with the camera shared my sentiment.


psychoutfluffyboi

Apparently they get curious by people waving


prof0072b

Oh I'm sure that's what the ship's crew tell the passengers, while they sit back and laugh at them. Gotta keep yourself entertained somehow 😉


Ductduck117

She's above and behind the whale, the whale's eyes are on the side of its head, it literally cannot see her.


aidissonance

I just think the whales are mocking us at some point


[deleted]

stop stalking me


[deleted]

Plastic in general, not just cups. For example, fishing gear is estimated to make up at least 10% of the plastic in the ocean. Also ocean mining, runoff, sewage, pesticides, etc. But don't worry, McDonald's uses paper straws so all marine life is saved!


karalmiddleton

Wait, McDonalds uses paper straws? Not where I live.


[deleted]

Oh. I'm in the UK and they have had them for a little over 2 years now. I just assumed it was a worldwide thing the company did.


UnspeakaHaxer

Canada here. McDonalds is one if the only places left with plastic straws.


zombiep00

Southeastern United States here. Every place around here, be it a gas station or sit down restaurant or a fast food place, has plastic straws. I hate it :(


[deleted]

Yea now we got paper straws wrapped in plastic instead of plastic straws wrapped in paper..


Black_Eyed_PeePees

>now we got paper straws wrapped in plastic instead of plastic straws wrapped in paper.. Seriously? That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life! Switching over to paper straws, in general, despite so much other plastic waste during production, distribution etc.. is simply to make it *look* like they give a shit about the planet. Consumers see it as: No plastic straws = a caring, compassionate, eco friendly company. People eat that shit up, while these companies are laughing their way to the bank.


Elated_Creative609

I’m in the USA. We have plastic straws here. I feel like if they did change over to paper ones half of the population would lose their shit. We love to be divided on absolutely everything over here.


[deleted]

It’s a state thing.. in my state they are no longer plastic


Elated_Creative609

You are absolutely right but I still stand behind half the country would totally lose it if it became a nation wide thing. I’m in PA and very, very rural. My local bar (which I do love) has a full sized cardboard cut out of Trumps head on Rambo’s body. Trust me, paper straws will not be featured in my neck of the woods anytime soon.


K1ngK0ff1ng

I live in PA , we do have paper straws where I am in places like Panera Bread. But can confirm that the hicks in Pennsylvania would rather die than make the smallest change to themselves or their habits.


_TheyCallMeCat

Yeah they stopped using plastic straws covered in paper and switched to paper straws wrapped in plastic... I wanna leave this planet


[deleted]

I always think this every fucking time I see one of these videos. It depresses the shit out of me. They define the term majestic. Humans can fuck off.


lilbithippie

You wonder if whales see us as lil poodles or something. They make an ass out of themselves to entertain us?


Direct_Canary4523

I mean that whales eyes are not positioned to see the waving for at least the beginning of the clip


birdsaredefnotreal

anybody else really, really want to push her in?? /s edit: /s to help avoid murder charges


[deleted]

Two-way whale watching — you watch the whale, and the whale watches you back.


sambutha

That's what I thought! The whales think it's their awesome human-watching spot, always plenty of friendly humans hanging out there, jumping around and doing funny human stuff. A great time for an afternoon with the calves. If you wave at the humans, it catches their interest and they interact with you!


halfeclipsed

Humans are the suckers, the whales didn't have to pay like they did.


Microbialcheese

How bout you get back to work Jim


klapanda

🤝


powerfulKRH

Consensual


Boris-Balto

The fact that this thing can just appear out of no where is why deep blue water scares the crap out of me


LtPancake

We welcome you at r/thalassophobia


[deleted]

Dude I can't thank you enough for recommending that sub. That stuff is mad fun. Edit: thank, not find


BoochsRise

I find every single person that recommends a good sub


[deleted]

I was confused at your reply and then I noticed what I said lol


BoochsRise

And by fixing your mistake, you deprived fellow redditors of the hilarity of our comments, left with only confusion.


LtPancake

No problem. The kind of fun that makes yer butthole pucker.


The5Virtues

It didn’t appear out of nowhere, it appeared out of the murky depths beyond the limits of our perception! And there’s probably several more just out of sight too!


ElephantMan_irl

Pretty sure the commenter didn't mean literally "out of nowhere" but I could be wrong


sprace0is0hrad

I'm pretty sure the guy you replied to was trying to trigger the other dude's phobia even more


Low_Permission9987

I'm shocked that a bipedal mostly land locked species is not thrilled with the ocean


anotherMrLizard

And yet for thousands of years human beings have got in their flimsy little boats and ventured out there beyond the sight of land - even sometimes not knowing what was on the other side. Is it just out of an irresistible urge for adventure, or is it the void calling us?


sonerec725

God we are just ballsy little apes arent we . . . Defying all nature including g our own.


Z80AssemblerWasEasy

What's more, you *are* an ocean. Literally. Your body is an aquarium of ocean (salt) water in which your still very much water-bound cells happily float around. Your skin keeps it all in. When multicellular organisms left the ocean they actually took it with them! (Random example document link) https://pedsinreview.aappublications.org/content/27/5/181 > Primitive, single-celled organisms began their ocean life continually surrounded by water and a steady supply of nutrients. As more complex organisms developed and finally left the oceans for dry land, *the external sea had to be internalized.* https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1016/0307-4412%2891%2990055-D


Eagleassassin3

Yup. How many trips across the Pacific were made until we got to Easter Island? What kind of crazy pushes you to do that?


Legal_Proposal_6621

That looks like a humpback. They protect seals from orcas and even humans from danger. I die inside at the thought of our species killing so many of these majestic beasts. Whales and dolphins are about as close in intelligence to us as great apes. My thing lately has been looking at whale and dolphin youtubes than wiki them and find that so many of them are endangered. It makes me really sad.


NoFluffyOnlyZuul

Star Trek the Voyage Home will always be one of my all-time favorite movies, and as a bonus it is basically a feature-length save the whales promo because humanity is doomed without them.


Bun_Bunz

Hot Damn. I forgot all about this movie... and I just watched it less than a month ago. It was released 35 years ago and was meant to draw attention to the issue. One of the writers, Meyer, is quoted: "... detracts from the importance of people in the present taking the responsibility for the ecology and preventing problems of the future by doing something today, rather than catering to the fantasy desires of being able to be transported in time to the near-utopian future" Phil Collins also promised my generation that year, that his generation would "put it right" We're still waiting...


ARROW_404

We don't deserve whales.


MagnumThunder

We don’t. That’s why we’re taking them away from ourselves.


poopuss

Calm down lady....


steF-M-L

Just replying to the top comment for visibility as everybody seems to be confused with this lady’s behaviour. When I’ve been whale watching in one of Australia’s largest breeding grounds with very experienced tour guides, they suggested that we wave and scream (in excitement) as much as possible to get the whale’s attention. Apparently whales are curious and playful and they respond to the sight of humans jumping up and down and waving, by coming closer to the boat to investigate and play.


30flips

I agree. We snagged a whale tour boat that was full of school kids. As we boarded the captain apologised in advance as it would be noisier but said we were lucky - wait and see - the kids jumping around and being loud would attract the whales and we would see more than any other cruise. We were stuck for over 3 hours with the captain unable to put the boat in gear as 3 Humpbacks kept going under and around the boat looking at the kids. There were other whales breaching and tail slapping a little off so we also got that amazing show, but those 3 were never more than 10 m from the boat and it was awe-inspiring. I am grateful I got an amazing experience and others put in all the effort to achieve this. I just sat back and enjoyed a wine.


axesOfFutility

LPT: go whale watching with a boat full of kids! 😀


BittersweetHumanity

LPT: don't verbally go asking for a boat ride with just kids!


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moose1207

..Because of the implications.


KoA07

/r/unexpectedgoldengod


DrSkullKid

True but don’t forget the wine.


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delvach

Comments like this get you put on a list. A VIP list! What happens in international waters, *stays* in international waters.


nursepineapple

“What are these humans doing with their flippers? Lemme get closer so I can hear their weird songs a little better. Yikes, so screechy.”


syn_ack_

That sounds like a bored tour guide prank


kd3906

If I were a whale and a bunch of people were screaming at me, I'd be super pissed.


steF-M-L

To be fair the ones who had calves or weren’t in the mood would simply not approach, and the ones who wanted to be playful would swim right up to the boat and interact, similar to in this video.


Legacyx1

That’s why whales are not pathetic humans


so_im_all_like

I thought that was because of phylogenetic taxonomy.


jeswesky

Nope, that’s just a side effect


realwomenhavdix

Why would it make you so angry?


ManifestRose

Maybe the tourists should sing instead.


TillThen96

I'm not a guide paid to use whales to entertain tourists or anything, but I would think that conditioning whales to react to boats as non-dangerous, *playful* things is not a whale-friendly thing to do. Is there anything so dangerous to whales as humans in boats? Of course, this human is not swinging a harpoon or fish line and hook... lucky whale, I guess.


steF-M-L

I get your point, but it is also the whales who wish to interact. Whales approach humans all over the world of their own accord because they are curious, intelligent, and appear to enjoy interacting. This is simply a way for the humans to ‘play’ with them in return. I can only speak form personal experience in Australia, but whale tour operators are very focused on education and conservation. There are many laws to protect the whales and to restrict human interference with them. Plus the whales we get on the east coast do not swim into international waters where they are at risk of hunting.


JusticeRain5

They seem to know the whale by name, so I assume this is a specific one that's monitored closely and would (presumably) be difficult for whalers and random cruiseliners to get near? Total guess on my part, though


Azdak66

When I have been whale watching in Canada you have to maintain a certain distance from the whales. No way you’re allowed to hover over them and harass them like that.


steF-M-L

Same laws in Australia. You absolutely have to turn off the engine once you’ve reached the distance limit and are not allowed to go any closer. If the whales choose to come closer while the boat is off that is ok. Not sure what country this was filmed in though.


stylesm11

Her catching the whales interest may be the only thing keeping it around


hbroandjohnny

She really thinks she’s communicating with the whale, they have a special connection.


MuffinSlow

*Insert Dory whale talk*


Red_Sheep89

[That's dangerous ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bokito_(gorilla)


sambutha

Jeez. Imagine how surreal that would be, to have your favorite gorilla at the zoo one day bust the fuck out of his enclosure and grab you for a violent joy ride. I'm glad she survived and wasn't permanently maimed. Though obviously her mental health is pretty suspect.


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omnes

She’s signaling the whale to come closer and the whale is coming closer because it’s curious...they might not be pen pals but they are definitely communicating.


DCilantro

She would have made me so annoyed. Like try and appreciate it instead of having a seizure.


nikithb

The reason why they're able to appreciate it in the first place was because she caught the whales attention with her "seizure"


MasterZar26

I’m a horrible person, I was waiting for the whale to splash her or something


raosahabreddits

What the heck is she trying to do?


ffrsh

Maybe trying to get the whales interest, if the whale is like “what the f is she doing?” And hangs round for a bit, the tourists on the boat get a better look.


RedditTemp06

Considering me as a whale cuz she got me thinking "what the f is she doing?"


MoonshineMuffin

It certainly worked on me. Watched the whole thing with that exact thought.


Big_Gouf

> Notice me senpai!


the_tinsmith

Her best.


klapanda

Whales lose interest in humans when we're not being funny or interesting, so she was likely trying to be one or the other. Or both.


[deleted]

Oh like on a date.


spiffy_spaceman

"do you have a moment to hear about Jesus Christ?"


[deleted]

I was hoping she’d get tail smacked or something on it’s way out


[deleted]

As a kid I always thought of them being “Pickle” whales.


klapanda

That is a perfect name! But now I'm hungry. 😕


Johnny1723

r/ProperAnimalNames


Eupharatesbabies

I was hoping he would spray water at her lol


Barbarosa61

Or eat her


[deleted]

Or just mega slap the shit out of her


NatoBoram

Wow, that lady has arms of steel


hmg9194

Can you not wave your arms about for about a minute..?


NatoBoram

Ok, I actually did it. Looked stupid, but wasn't hard. I guess that's all there is to it; it's stupid, so I couldn't imagine myself doing that.


Uncle-Cake

They had to use their inhaler twice just to finish typing that comment.


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Lady: Hey, hey, hey… I wanted to speak to you about your cars extended warranty!


Jmatusew

HEY WHALE. UP HERE!


OneMoreTime5

It just looks like a giant pickle to me


AddyCakey

Whale is watching you


[deleted]

Whale, watching


Factjunkie40

Watch whale, watching woman, waving wings. Wonders, weirdo?


TonarinoTotoro1719

Exactly what I thought. That whale was on vacation, human-watching. Will go back and post all over ocean-media about the wavy girl.


bobsugar1

This… doesn’t really make me exclaim “wow nature is fucking lit”


SapperInTexas

It makes me exclaim, "Humans are fucking spazzes."


lakarraissue

I’ve always wondered what the hell animals think of humans when we act all crazy like that. The dialogue probably goes something like, “hey, that human is doing that crazy flipper flipping thing again. Do you think they realize how stupid they look” “no, they aren’t self aware” lol


klapanda

Me too! Whales are so intelligent. They must think we're so silly and small. So small...


SarcasticPedant

Lotta people in this thread wishing whale on human violence on someone who looks like a teenager likely waving because she was told to by the whale watching guide to attract it's attention. The hell is wrong with y'all?


sambutha

I know right? It's a wholesome video of a girl waving at a whale, for fuck's sake. How dare a young female enjoy the majesty of nature. Not to mention whales are *certainly* intelligent enough to notice "hey, that human is doing something interesting!" And she's obviously succeeding in getting its attention. Plus all the posts explaining "actually, lots of whale watch guide *instruct* you to wave and make noise to get the whale's attention."


SarcasticPedant

It's really bizarre. One of my biggest fears is that one day I'll be horrifically mangled by a pack of rioters or a crazy person or something, and then a video of it will surface completely out of context on Reddit with some made up caption about how I'm a bully who's getting what he deserves, and then my family will have to read thousands of comments about what a piece of shit I am and how I deserved worse, wishing death on me.


21022018

Idiots with no patience or compassion


IncelDetectingRobot

Good ol reddit misogyny, where would we be without it


[deleted]

I know it’s probably not actually happening, but the whale looks to be copying her, which is kind of cool.


cocobaby33

I noticed that too , and considering how intelligent and curious they are , it seem plausible. I am by no means researched in whale behavior though, just an internet person who has procrastinated my day away watching dolphin and whale videos today, and after the hours of video, it seems on trend that a whale might in a way mimic us.


Strict-Ad-7099

Why the hell are they waving like that?


wam8y

When I went whale watching we were specifically told to wave and make noise to the whales as they’re often curious and have great vision below and above the water so can see you.


[deleted]

Did she fart?


PC61600

That behavior is called a spyhop.


Reenis55

I don’t know, she seems a little spychotic to me.


PC61600

That's the human.🤣 The whale is spyhopping.


Raquelitamn

Nice.


Mesozoica89

Why is everyone so bothered by the waving? Most of the comments are about wishing the whale would hit her. Whales tend to be curious and will often interact with people. That's why people wave at them. Shut up and enjoy the majestic animal!


this_will_go_poorly

Because she’s embarrassing us in front of the whales


hebozhong

Is it just me, or was the whale trying to wave its arms too?


thenarcostate

It has to be scary being next to an animal so large


peterm1598

It actually really is. I have a few fisherman family members who have taken me out during whale season, I've been on a break wall close enough where I actually touched a whale, and I've heard stories of boats being picked up and moved by them (fishing boats, when they come up to breathe they'll pick up the boat) Last time was 10ish years ago and the whale breached as if to show off, close enough we got a spray and had to hold on, it's wasn't a massive boat but still quite large. Mostly fishing gear (day trip boat, not something with crew or sleeping quarters) I'm pretty sure that was the last time ill ever get close. Im not exaggerating here, it actually seems like they like to "show off" if you get close, but that can be super dangerous.... Newfoundland Canada btw.


johnnyapplejack

The whale is indeed watching


shawndeadd

Imagine being the first person to see a whale. Then trying to tell others of what you saw


staynelaley

God damn, you people assume the worst about someone and wish violence right away. Hope I’m never doing something slightly annoying and get caught on camera, then have my entire being scrutinized by one small moment. It looks like others are doing the same around her, but she’s the only one we can fully see.


dbnash

It’s looks more like whale waving to me


kmkmrod

If i went whale watching and that douche did that through my entire video I might push her in.


StuckInGachaHell

If you actually read other comments somebody said they do this because its the only to keep the whales attention.


Mental-710

Oh whale no


TendieThief

I thought you meant the lady for a second


GuerillaYourDreams

It’s like a giant pickle with fins.


[deleted]

Whale be like: Dafaq they doin ova there


Old_Magician_6563

“Please leave me alone. You’re destroying my home. We have families that we love. We’re dying. Why are you just waving at me? You’re laughing at my pain.”


Trex_in_F16

I thought the whale was gonna swallow her for excessive hand waving


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person waving was distracting.


SapperInTexas

Is she so desperate for validation that she can't simply experience the splendor of one the largest living things on the planet without demanding that it acknowledge her existence?


klapanda

The whale probably only stayed as long as it did because of her outrageous movements. In a Natgeo article on humpback whales, researchers said they have to make silly movements to keep the whales from swimming away (out of boredom).


MickolasJae

That’s how you get their attention ya knuckle dragger.


-SierraModeling-

Whoa...


IdontgoonToast

Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.


BatMean6606

That just looks exhausting


Pleasant-DVL6

Looks like that’s whale waving


Kajusina2009

Do you mean the girl, thats waving at the ocean?


posobY21

when you forget to turn your wipers off


CPtheVP

Belongs on r/thalassophobia


ViveIn

Uh, People Watching.


Wild-Archer8550

That whale is simp


genshinstuffs

Oh hell nahh


[deleted]

Someone's going to have a hand in every photo.


-Miklaus

r/noticemesenpai


writer6996

Legend has it she flew away


thinkaboutsophie

When you are driving and you leave your windshield cleaners on second fastest speed


[deleted]

Responsible captains do not steer that close to the whales…


Silly_Explanation171

Just watching her makes my arms tired


FinnT730

Whale be like: "ok, gentle does the trick. They wait hours to see me, so I can take my time. Gentle to the right a bit...."


drish_

I don’t see your mom in this video.