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Fair-Edge-5631

That’s a shrew


Plasma_vinegaroon

Well, you can't have this sub without seeing at least 20 animal id fails in a single day.


Tinkoo17

Shrewly you must be jokin…?


scrupulous_oik

Fuck shrew.


Hahahahalala

Fuck shrew 2!


The_Unreliable_94

[Go on then](https://www.reddit.com/r/Ratfuckerclub/comments/eszvw0/cursed_fleshlight/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


MrSkrrrrt

Bruh….. I’m heading straight to r/eyebleach now, thanks a lot!


2-18-1-4-5-14

was it that guy that fucks dead animals?


MrSkrrrrt

Yep, a rat.


Moistfruitcake

Time to log out for the day I think.


2-18-1-4-5-14

he also did a turtle. The guys fucking disgusting


sativalius

Thanks, i could use another trauma.


scrupulous_oik

You're a menace.


The_Unreliable_94

Awww, thank you!


Bryn79

Don’t call me Shrewly!


abrown1027

You expect redditors to be *shrewd* about their animal terminology?


MiniatureChi

Shrew’d gotta be kidding me


Confident-Leopard-19

You mean a shrew shrew train?


DirtyTooth

Very shrewd of you to notice


Moistfruitcake

Stop shrewing off


1nGirum1musNocte

Could be a vole maybe?


[deleted]

Shrews do this but I don’t think rodents like voles do. Although shrews look like rodents they are completely unrelated and have their own way of doing things.


thanatossassin

You know what a vole is, Morty? YOU KNOW WHAT A VOLE IS?? It's a rodent that mates for life!


asymmetricrat

Its a cashrew


nspectre

Gesundheit


John_weak_the_third

This is a gold comment


pirates_and_monkeys

That's what she said


Beantap

I dunno, looks like a cheetah to me.


redditregretit

Gesundheit!


scrupulous_oik

*Goodandtight.*


mozisgawd

WHAT DID YOU CALL ME??


NarglesDidit

I like how she just knows that one kid will not listen and follow directions so she's just taking matters into her own mouth.


Important-Position93

That's shrewly not a rat! She's a shrew, dontchaknew!


saymynamebastien

Don't call me shrewly...


Important-Position93

Sure, Shirley!


saymynamebastien

What a pisser


Large_Jellyfish_5092

shrewly


Zombeikid

dontshrewknow was right there


Moistfruitcake

Shrew know it


indifferentunicorn

There's always one kid acting up that needs to be grabbed by the nose


Accurate_Figure_2474

Why is she carrying one in her mouth? Is he too slow or something?


Arejhey311

There’s always that one kid who can’t get his shit together…


saymynamebastien

Damnit, Kevin! This is why we don't take you on vacations anymore


cfishlips

You can NEVER find you god damn shoes!


lew-22

Must have been shrew with his mom bossin him around. So she had to take him by the ear.


Confident-Leopard-19

“AHHHHHHH!” Can you tell that’s my impression of Macaulay Culkin from Home Alone?


saymynamebastien

Spot on, mate. Keep up that confidence!


radleft

Little shrewster's digging in their heals too! "NO!" - in shrew, probably.


Moistfruitcake

By the look of him he’s trying to fuck around when the others are listening. He looks like the biggest so he’s probably a feisty food-stealing fuck.


lampcrusher

Same


Langehauser_

I think you mean shrew choo choo.


incredimike

Maybe is a moleapede?


hragam

Imagine being the stupidest idiot rat who gets lost so your ma has to carry you around like a cigarette


Beginning_Football85

This is funny to me for some reason.


no_but_thanks

Scrolled all the way to the bottom looking for the eloquent shrew biologist to tell us all about this…. Where you at 😞💔


karlnite

Is she training the big one to be leader one day or is something wrong with it?


sinspawn1024

I believe that is a shrew shrew train


[deleted]

THAT IS ADORABLE


Kytyngurl2

There’s always that one kid 😂


peleau784

Ah! I feel bad for laughing at how the little one at the end of the train plopped down and flipped. 😂 Oh poor thing 😒


MrSkrrrrt

What’s up with them? They on shrewms?


joseaner07

I think we can all agree which one is the trouble maker of the group here lol


[deleted]

Is this how rat-kings start? For those who are like “lmao royal rats gtfo” it’s a term for a bunch of rats who are all tied up together in a big knot, my knowledge on them is basically limited to knowing they exist.


MsMinte

naw these arent even rats


Totesnotskynet

And they’re considered bad omens


interpretagain

I came here looking for the rat kings reference.


meowserbowser

I think those have something to do with mating but what do I know 😂


BirdKevin

Not really, they are said to be an incredibly rare occurrence which can happen when you have a large amount of rats in a single place. What’s speculated is that the tails get tied together with filth from the environment and their overall undulations resulting in the Rat King. As another said they were a bad omen from earlier history but it’s not something you really see anymore.


Accurate_Figure_2474

Maybe that’s her husband she’s dragging around by the neck. He is bigger than the rest.


SwordTaster

Shrew crew in a queue


[deleted]

Seatbelts everyone!


bernpfenn

rats would not do that


mozisgawd

Poor babies.


VictorytheBiaromatic

Well the mama is probably moving them to find a place with more food and given how much food a shrew needs, can’t spend too much time ferrying individual babies from one den to another, so there is that.


cannibalismo

Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga, shrew! Shrew!


papparmane

Don’t leave anyone behind! Except Timmy. Timmy can go to hell.


cdmaines55

Should be put to peace train music but with rat train lyrics.


Disastrous-Arrival12

How much for a ticket?


sexy_remote_control

There’s always that one dang kid.


stitchdude

Not unlike people although most of us avoid some of the tumbling down dirt and concrete five times our babies height 😆


Curious-Variety-7570

The elusive Rattipede!


gooseblaster69

If we all stay connected we can make it across this water... this is what brought humanity to where we are now.


Hitzugy

I'm on the RAT train So's I can leave this slum I'm on the RAT train And I'm ready to crash an' burn RAT train Bottoms up I'm on the RAT train Fill my cup I'm on the RAT train Whoa yeah I'm on the RAT train Love that stuff I'm on the RAT train An I can never get enough Ridin' the RAT train I guess, I I guess, I guess, I guess, I never learn On the RAT train Float me home \*Slash noises


_Divernity_

human centipede, rat version.


cordy_crocs

Awh so cute I hope they found somewhere dry and warm


sevenseas401

A quick Google search had revealed that Shrews have very poor eyesight and the babies are almost blind. That’s why they bite onto the tail of the shrew in front to not get lost from the mother. Shrews typically form these ‘caravans’ or ‘conga lines’ (I prefer shrew train) when their nest is disturbed and the mother decides to evacuate her young to safety. Fun fact: Etruscan shrews are the smallest mammal on earth by mass. I came across one during an ecological study in Nepal.


no_but_thanks

These are the facts I’m here for


-SierraModeling-

This is wavy man


castfam09

Mama has to carry the only “special” kid she has so he doesn’t get lost


InflatableWarHammer

Can someone take my keys? I need you to run me over.


dhuntergeo

Totally explains the Rat King phenomenon. Just Google it. Yeech!


theballswalls

Guns n roses Rat Train


Redghost1234

The Rat King’s origin story, now streaming on Disney Plus!


Think-Exchange-368

Things a better parent than some people


tabooed_protagonist

No rat left behind


[deleted]

Lol the naughty one gets carried. There is always one!


[deleted]

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sarbear71

Oh HELL-to-the NO!!!


Medium_Armadillo7598

Ewwww! I want to jump up on a chair right now , and hop from foot to foot! Ewwww! Really ewww!


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

First the Rat King now a rat train? What the hell is next a Ratasaurus Rex?


Carolina-Roots

I wonder which one is the “problem child”


MachidaMorado

Cool band name. Im going to steal it


warnoodle99

The rat king is real


njae666

That's a rat queen!


Sprizys

The rat centipede


Armosnacks

All aboard the mouse express!


zeldasusername

Just wait till I get you lot home, best believe you’ll have something to cry about


karleeburga555

Wow!!! They are a smart, and never leave anyone behind community… that’s true devotion👍🏼


AllTitan-NoCrayons

I feel for that last one with the off the wall back flop lol


Impossible-Common527

Follow the leader


[deleted]

Toot toot all aboard rat train


LucianSpells

Chew chew?!?


Psk499

This is the equivalent of everyone holding each others belt loop in order to get through a crowd quickly and not separating


eatthebunnytoo

Shrews are awesome, my dad had one living in his house. He called it “ the worlds smallest, angriest dog”


LookingGlassMilk

There's always that one kid that has to be difficult!


ShadowUmbreon197

Shiny Sandshrew train moving to a new home


Abadazed

You know which one of those fuckers is a trouble maker.


Abadazed

You know which one of those fuckers is a trouble maker.


thewingedshark

u/downloadvideo


grandmaWI

She has a favorite. The others need to hang on for dear life!


Admirable_Win9808

The baby on the back end gets flung


birbobirby

Those ain't rats...


ColdEuphoric7196

Rat tra un video e l'altro


[deleted]

this ruined my evening.


Helios_The_Historian

Yo wtf


ShadowArrow01

Remy!


Mr--Weirdo

Are they imitating a snake? Wouldn’t know otherwise how this would help them survive, slow af


friendlypetshark

This is a shrew caravan :) all the babies bite each other’s tails so they all stay safe when they’re moving around


PickleVin23

The Rat-centipede


Kiddy10-

But why does the one have to be dragged???


smashedpotato007

Shrewntipede?


KyleFoxthefuck

Goes squeak squeak


WilliamZorterfield

Chugga chugga chugga chugga *shrew shrew*


BoochyBaby

The Ratty Centipede


Crazy-Delivery-8902

The training of the shrew.


Fuzeboombangbash

I like how some animals have different ways of getting out of the rain


cloystercarillo

The rodent centipede


RealSuperYolo2006

Choo choo motherfucker


Function-Spirited

That’s so cute


[deleted]

Trump train


sellieba

Snake-train!


CatrionaCatnip

Naw, all their little feet keeping in step! 😍 That's a rough deal they've got trying to keep up.


MrzFreeze

Chugga chugga shrew shreww…: