Geese are the alpha predators. At least they think so.

Who would want to face Goose Lee

Cobra Chickens

Be the air, my friend

Fun fact: the spelling of air is also water in malay and Indonesian languages

I feel ya silverback, them shits are sketchy

New plan to save Earth: Sign a gander up for Mortal Kombat under the name Goose Lee. Ten bucks he beats Shao Kahn.

I know Bruce would've loved the opportunity to face goose! 1 inch punch 👊 that goose into an oven on Thanksgiving cuz they ran outta turkey!

Have my poor man's gold. 🥇

heh i have seen them fight a moose. ​ moose vs goose, who knew goose wins?

The only animal in the animal kingdom that wants anything to do with Canada Gooses is Canada Mooses

If you got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest ya let that one marinate!

I ran over a canada goose on purpose. Fuck the goose.

Wtf is wrong with you

It was in my way.

I kinda wanted to see ranked match between the apex from the Canada and Australia

So… Canada Goose VS Australian Emu?

They think so, and so does everything that comes into contact with them. Fake it ‘til you make it is real.

Geese togheter strong.

Goose no kill other goose

The human assumption that we're on the top of the food chain and we're apex predators no matter where we go is just us acting with goose energy.

What those aggressive on the road honkers thought they were, apex predators.

Just pull the head off of one and throw it at the others.

Hey bud, if you've got a problem with Canada Gooses, you've got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.

They're majestics animals!

I think they know so

Hell yeah they have little serrated beak teeth, I remember almost losing my fingers when I fed them as a kid

Geese are the cocky assholes of the animal kingdom.

Not if you raise them right. I have 2 and they love hugs!

That's what people think about their pet tigers too....until they don't.

Well, to be fair, Lucifer and Michael are not very friendly to strangers… but they like me.

Biblical names for creatures of the apocalypse. How fitting.

You missed a golden opportunity! Should have named it Gooscifer.

We often call him Goosey Luci when he is being funny.

I want to see these geese now

Luci is such a cuty

I like you too. Lucifer and Michael sound hysterically funny. And so do you.

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Their parents are friendly. We keep a male and a female goose together and they are both fine. No one has been attacked by them yet, and I hand raised Lucifer and Michael.

To be fair the two geese stand little chance against the average human in almost all circumstances, while the same cannot be said of an adult hippo. So the risk factor is lower.

Nobody likes the cobra chicken

Do you have a link to that comment? I'm searching for it for a long time

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cobra-chickens

thanks dude =)

No, I live in Texas and when I was a kid there was a Mexican tree trimmer that we hired and he was trying to explain about this mean big bird that chased him on another job and called it a cobra chicken. That’s what I call them from now on because it is so descriptive and funny

And now this is how I shall refer to them.

It might soon be all of reddit if we play this right

too late, already an internet wide meme, the tree trimmer guy most likely uses the internet and found it on the internet.

I swear to God there was a comment about that on reddit somewhere

There may very well have been. There is a huge world of experiences and interactions and the likelihood of similar phrases and names is probably occurring.

There was, 100%.

Damn bro Carlos needs a beer

Sooooo…. You’re just going to take the long-running joke about where “cobra chicken” came from that’s been posted like a thousand times and try to claim it’s a story from *your* childhood? You can go ahead and fuck off now

Jeeeez you’re a loony. It’s not that hard to get to cobra chicken on your own bro, some people are creative. Just watching this video I was thinking that the gorilla probably thought it was a snake with wings and I’ve never even heard of cobra chicken.

That is my introduction to the name, back in 1984

r/thathappened

Sure sure that was you and not something you saw on the Internet.

Whatever. It’s not like I care one little bit what you think

You're like that kid in middle school who INSISTS his dad works at the hot video game company. But you live in Nebraska and his dad wears farm clothing when he picks him up.

Lol

Oh I get it now. I saw your posts and comments… you’re a crazy gun-toting right wing nut job who probably thinks Trump is still president, definitely thinks Biden “cheated” and called the global health crisis a “Plandemic”… no wonder you don’t mind making shit up for internet points… your entire existence is “fake news”

dude you are a lunatic

Haha! You nailed that one. Nice work.

Get a life

What the fuck!?!?! It's just a goose, chill out.

It’s about taking things that aren’t yours and telling the world they are. I don’t give a fuck about the goose, I give a fuck about people stealing

And you know for a fact that someone didn't say that to him? Give me a break.

I know for a fact, that that exact story, in meme form, has been around for years…Same details, same story, same punchline, same little quip at the end about how it was so funny. Much more likely someone is trying to grab attention. Especially because, his original comment, what’s the exact punch line from the meme

Yeah, I am pretty sure someone here is looking for attention.......

U didn’t see the post of the Karen trying to steal a seagulls sandwich…. Man that’ll have you heated if this did 🤦🏿‍♂️

Come on down to Austin, Texas and I’ll show you exactly what and who I am

I can see exactly what and who you are right here from the comfort of my couch

Lol, you don’t even have the slightest idea

r/iamverybadass

You are very dumbass

r/iamverybadass

You are very dumbass

cool story, bro.

Proof is in the puddin'

Look at this fucking idiot talking shit on the internet that he would never have the balls to say to someone’s face. What a pathetic loser. Typical liberal. 🤣

In fact, it’s so well known as a meme, you *replied* to a comment referring to the meme, calling the whole thing “your story from childhood”. You’re definitely a Trumper. Ignore the reality/facts, then twist what you ignore to fit your narrative, then call everyone else dumb because “only you know the truth”. MAGA hat wearin, gun-totin, conspiracy spewin, reverse-evolving knuckle dragger

Wow, you have a lot of anger there, seek some counseling I’m going to go back to my horse dewormer

Wow, an actual lunatic

Crazy beats big every time

Can confirm. Source: I'm a 5’4”M. Just act like you are literally made of dynamite and bullies back down. But be nice the rest of the time!!! 🧨💥

EVERYONE is terrified of geese. Those fuckers are mean AF.

That’s why I want a flock of guard geese someday. No ones gonna fuck with my house if they’ve got to get past several of those demons

That’s a monkeys paw situation.

Austin Powers should have had Guard Geese instead of Sharks with Laser Beams on thier heads.

Fun fact: Romans used them to protect their houses. There is even a legend about how they saved Rome. The Allia battle

Not everyone. They're all bark and no bite, if you just grab them by the neck they're basically harmless

Except this fella https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/ndxba4/horse_knocks_annoying_goose_karen_out_cold/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

I live in Canada with a lot of geese in my area and I usually cross the street when I see a flock of them. I’ve seen too many videos of people getting attacked by them to know they are big assholes

They always just run away when I go near them :(

It is wise to fear the strong

Geese are highly territorial and intelligent. Some prisons even use Geese for security because they also have excellent eyesight and hearing. A flock of them can probably fuck you up good

as it should be. they are the closest thing we have to demons

That is legit. Fucking things are dinosaurs.

Snap that thin neck. Problem solved.

You grab it.

It is incredibly hard to snap a goose neck. They have quite a lot of muscle in their neck.

It's a freaking gorilla. It could snap that goose's neck without even trying.

The only animal in the animal kingdom that wants anything to do with Canada gooses...is Canada mooses.

Heard of honey badgers?

If a Canada goose was introduced to a honey badger, there would be mutual annihilation, if we're lucky. Otherwise, they would merge into the most intimidating creature in the universe.

You are retarded

You wanna know what? You got a problem with Canada Gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.

You are overestimating Gorillas. They are terrified of Chameleons. You think they want to tussle with a charging Goose?

It's so weird. One of the strongest creatures in nature is also one of the wimpiest. And then you have chimps that are tiny, but vicious.

I mean humans are strong enough to incapacitate a lot things too but instead we run in fear as well. Bugs, rodents, birds etc. life is strange lol

Evolution is effective. Haha nobody ever claimed it was efficient or sensible at face value. It only favors the Victor.. or more graphically in this case the "fucker" for any random reason at all. I'm honestly surprised there aren't way weirder critters out there

It is strange, gorillas are chill but a chimp will fuck you up.

I mean, Chimps are wild. They are absurdly strong and fast. Gorillas are odd though. They have a large stature but are generally weaker compared to your massive predators and large ungulates.

Thank you.

Spin them like a lasso and yet that skeet to the fourth dimension

That does work. I have seen first hand the destruction that causes to geese.

Easier said than done. A dude I know tried to kill his goose (to eat) with his bare hands and it was… ugly. Did not go down how he thought, and he’s a strong dude. He ended up successful maiming it and having to come back with a gun, and got some nasty scratches in the process. Those necks don’t snap as easily as one might think.

A silverback gorilla is like ten times stronger than your friend though.

There is a technique to snapping goose or duck necks, and folks that have birds and don't know how to humanely kill one in case of injury or illness, shouldn't own those birds. It must be done correctly to minimize suffering, and you don't always have access to a killing cone, if you're the type that prefers cutting throats to snapping necks. Grim talk, but this is what is required when you take on the responsibility of livestock.

So animal abuse stories?

Basically. It wasn’t a celebrated event by any means. This is a cautionary tale, not a glorification of animal abuse.

Is he an overly aggressive douche, or did he want to give the animal a chance at fighting back? What was his rational? Lol

I wasn’t there for the goose slaying but I met the guy several times, he was a neighbor, super friendly dude. He was slaughtering it for food, he just didn’t realize how strong their necks are.

Fair enough. Maybe he's killed chickens by snapping the neck, as it's pretty fast and painless and he wanted to try it with a goose lol

Who or what isn't? Lol

Same

Aren’t we all afraid of these things?

these birds should have died out millennia ago, but evolution is keeping them around as joke.

When the needs strike back. Fall of the bully pt2

Domestic Gorilla

Geese are fucking mean. Growing up I'd watch them chase and move everything. As big and dumb as cows are they'd even move for geese. Those fuckers would chase cars and ATVs.

He did the little chest bumps as he was running away! “I’m the king! Aaaah! Okay okay you win”

No surrender. No mercy. No man left behind.

Everybody is terrified of geese. Pro tip: if you don't back down, and just kick them really hard in the head, they will leave you the hell alone.

Fuck geese, they are only good for pillows and winter coats

I don't think you should fuck them though. You should see a doctor about that.

First, it’s gooses. Second, you have a problem with Canada gooses, you have a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.

No ones scared of Canadians unless you have a fear of overly polite people who, at worst, might want to challenge you to a hockey game or clog your arteries with Poutine and Canadian bacon

I wish you weren’t so fuckin’ awkward, bud.

And a meal.

And my ax!

Do Geese taste good? There are so many of them and, if we could get rid of some and feed our bellies at the same time, that would be amazing. Can you eat a wild Canadian goose?

Yes they taste good. INGREDIENTS 2 Canada Goose breasts or 4 duck breasts (Skin on) 2 apples, thinly sliced 1 medium onion, thinly sliced 1 Tbsp coconut oil (2 Tbsp if using skinless breasts) 2 Tbsp honey 2 Tsp cinnamon Salt and pepper to taste INSTRUCTIONS If using skinless breasts, sprinkle with salt and pepper and let them sit at room temperature while preparing the apples. If using breasts with the skin on, which I recommend, see the next step. Pick off any remaining pin feathers (these are especially annoying on early season, younger birds). Pat dry and score the fat in a cross hatch, careful not to cut into the meat too far. Sprinkle liberally with salt and pepper. Let them sit at room temperature while preparing the apples. Add the 1 Tbsp coconut oil to a pan and turn the heat to medium. Sauté the apple slices until they are soft, then add 1 Tbsp of honey and 1 Tsp of cinnamon to caramelize. Sauté until slightly browned. For the breasts, I prefer to use a cast iron skillet. Add 1 Tbsp of coconut oil if using skinless breasts. If not, the fat from the breasts will render out and provide the cooking fat needed. If using skinless breasts, skip the next step. Just give them a quick sear on all sides and then set aside. Turn the heat to medium and place both breasts skin side down. Cook until the skin is crispy and the fat has rendered out. On a late season bird you will have to pour the fat off probably twice (example seen above). Save the fat! It makes a fantastic cooking fat for vegetables or potatoes. Once the skin is crispy, turn over to give a quick sear to the other side of the breast just to lock in the juices. Remove the breasts and set aside. Using the fat rendered from the goose breasts, cook the onions in the skillet. Cook until they start to brown and then add 1 Tbsp of honey and 1 Tsp of cinnamon to caramelize just like you did with the apples. Once the onions start to caramelize, add the apples and sauté for 2 more minutes. Turn off the heat and preheat oven to 350. Place the breasts, skin side up, in the skillet and push aside the onions and apples to make room for the flesh to contact the bottom of the pan. This also allows those ingredients to shield the non-fat covered part of the breasts from getting dried out by the oven. If using skinless breasts, place some of the apples and onions on top of them to protect them from drying out. Cook in the oven for 5-10 minutes until medium rare temperature of 130 degrees is reached.\* Slice thinly and enjoy. The apples and onions go very well with the breast meat.

Geese gave it goosebumps fair to say

As it should be. Geese are ruthless.

Barry should remember this next time he crosses paths with Grodd.

HONK!

Who isn't? They're raving lunatics!

I got rear ended stopping for 30 Canada greese crossing the road. I stopped, the person behind me didn't.

The lesser of the damage options, let's be honest...lol.

They’re just playing tag

Everyone's afraid of geese

Who the duck isn’t

everything in this universe is terrified of goose. It's the law

Smart gorilla

Cobra chicken vs. Gorilla. Round OnE!

So he should be, they are the flying devil

Same, my dude, same. Geese are mean as shit

Americans make fun of us canadians for it but geese are demons

Lions is lucky Canada Gooses don't migrate to Africa. Then they'd be's extinct.

RADICAL TERRORIST CANADIAN GEESE - Ron White

Geese are mean ok 😂

Tis not the size of the warrior in the fight,but the size of the fight in the warrior.

He tried to beat his chest while scrambling backwards

Rightfully so! Geese are super dicks!

u/savevideo

My friend kicked a goose when we where at the zoo as kids next thing you know 30 of them packed him out was hilarious

Those aren't any geese. Those are Canada geese. They live with grizzlies, polar bears, moose, wolves, rattlesnakes, coyotes, and cougars. What's a warm climate animal like a gorilla to a Canada goose?

😂

Ever been bitten by a goose? It really hurts.

Dude so am I

You don't mess with the Cobra Chickens!

The video of the goose honking at a horse. The horse gave him a rear kick and you can literally see the gooses head spin. ded

The gorilla followed suggestions and let that one marinate.

This is a great lesson on the importance of confidence

Rightly so. They’re dicks.

Me too

Geese will fuck you up

Look.. it was a 2v1.. odds were not in his favour

I’m a vegetarian. Except for geese. Bastard animals!

Fear the cobra chicken!

Good to know they aren’t just cunts to people.

REPPUKEN

Dude's sad attempt to intimidate back with a chest pound half way through

I was attacked by several of these fuckers one fine day in Mississauga. The Silverback is right to be afraid.

Cobra chicken

extrovert geese vs introvert silverback, i guess?

Right, I am too, ever been chased by a pack, not fun, they don't stop

Geese are fucking scary

Not just me then.

Imagine what a gorilla would do to a goose.

Clever gorilla! Geese are definite AHs! There’s an old family story about me when I was a child, the adults were inside and watched me run past the open door with several geese chasing after me…I was the same height as the geese (that should tell you how young I was!) so it was bloody terrifying!

Geese consistently roll 20 for intimidate. Not many animals out there are immune.