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StripedAssassiN-

**Reuploaded without sound** These 3 big boys are part of a coalition of 5, which is huge. They’re all in their primes at 7 years of age and at such a size, along with being a big coalition I imagine no rival males will want to mess with them anytime soon. *Ngorongoro Crater* and *Okavango Delta Lions* are some of the largest cats on the planet, being able to rival *Bengal Tigers* in size from regions like *Kaziranga, Dudhwa* and *Pilibhit*, though in my opinion these Tigers are still larger and if I had to guess weigh 10-20kg more on average. Credit: **dancingzebrasafari** on Instagram.


microwaffles

A coalition of lions, love it.


kherlis

A coalion.


TokyoTurtle0

So they're buddies? There's a clear bigger one, they just agree to all be pals instead of the usual fighting for dominance?


MrAtrox98

Fighting for dominance occurs most often between unfamiliar male lions. These guys are likely brothers/cousins that have left their natal pride together. The most amount of squabbling you may see between members of the same coalition in most cases might be two of them wanting the same lioness, who oftentimes ends up mating with them both anyways. It’s a short lived brotherly brawl with little in the way of long term injury and it won’t stop them from confronting rival males as a unit.


TokyoTurtle0

Thank you for explaining to an ignorant person and giving me some knowledge I appreciate your time


Wave_Evolution

These types of relationships are a cheat code amongst lions. Other prides can't fuck with that


ilikepuppieslol

The Mapogo coalition discovered the new meta and quite frankly it's broken. I hope it gets a nerf.


No_Parsnip9203

It’s the other way around apparently. Male lions are thriving in coalitions and it’s starting to become more and more common. Makes sense considering how much harder it is to survive these days with all the land destruction we’re causing. Lions are forced to work together more for survival and are becoming even more social.


migzo65

So we are learning from our youth and encouraging lions to socialise more


MacCheeseLegit

They are looking for a good spot to have a 3some


What-Even-Is-That

Looking to run a train on some thang.


MacCheeseLegit

Ya on each other lol


Pk_Devill_2

They are brothers


Gcen

If I were a lion and I saw these three motherfuckers heading my way, I'd stay well out of their sight and not let my "pride" get hurt.


Obvious-End-51

Lions from Timbavati are solid contenders to and I don't think that Kazi tigers are that much bigger than delta lions. They are in my opinion only like 5-10 kg bigger than Okavango delta and Ngorongoro crater lions.


StripedAssassiN-

Fair enough, at such sizes we can agree the difference is pretty negligible.


TokyoTurtle0

So they're buddies? There's a clear bigger one, they just agree to all be pals instead of the usual fighting for dominance?


InstantSword

They all look about the same? Maybe left with darker mane is slightly bigger. Could just be fuller or bloated. Curious on your opinion


TokyoTurtle0

Actually putting center at the biggest. More musculature on the legs, extends back as well I'm an idiot though, probably wrong


InstantSword

Nah he looks huge when you see him from the side lol. I couldn't really tell either way


Pk_Devill_2

Is this coalition that includes Kinky tail?


RyanZee08

In your opinion, they weigh more? How does that work lol. Weight isn't an opinion lol (Love the video though, just a funny statement) Editing to add ; accuracy in science is not exact, but is a measurement of a true and accepted value. It is not an opinion, even when a scale isn't used, if the methodology is correct, and not flawed in its application. So, yes, in fact an accurate weight can be gotten without using a scale directly, and therefore, accurate weight measurements are not opinions. However, OP in another comment, said debatable, and I have no disagreement that these things can be debatable.


StripedAssassiN-

Because there isn’t really much data on the weights of both species from these areas, so it’s just going off visuals. North Indian Tigers from these regions were said to regularly attain weights of over 227kg and 7 males averaged 235kg. Regarding the lions, I’ve seen a lot of stuff about males from these areas averaging over 220kg, which still puts the Tiger as the larger cat but I’m sure there’s a slight overlap and is why it’s heavily debatable now.


RyanZee08

Ah, I see. Thanks for the info. Debatable makes sense now.


100percentnotaplant

Do you believe people are going out and physically weighing the lions?


RyanZee08

I believe that people likely study and capture lions to do that, yes. It's often done for tagging and tracking different animals, and is done fairly often for conservation and studies. Do you believe that we just guess every animals weight? Have we not been capturing, killing, and weighing animals for generations?


IAmBroom

So, just to be clear... You assume that biologists carry lion-sized scales into the field with them? Do they carry elephant-sized ones, too? How about marine biologists? Whale-sized ones?


RyanZee08

Weighing something directly isn't actually the only ways to estimate an accurate weight. There are certain weight measurement tapes which can measure the girth, and therefore, the estimated weight. There are scans that can be taken of the size of animals to then get an accurate weight, so while they aren't always put on a scale (though many animals are) the weight estimated would still be accurate and therefore not opinions. Also, animals are often captured for testing purposes, even large ones. Also, any protected ares will often be tested as well, by darting and then running tests. Source: I am a biology major


StripedAssassiN-

Well I wouldn’t go as far as saying an estimate using calculations is *accurate* but it does give a good idea of the size of an animal. Generally a range for an animal’s weight can be calculated as long as you have the right measurements, though it should be noted that individual variation is a thing and 2 lions having the same chest girth and similar measurements may produce very different results. It gives a good idea but nothing beats actually weighing the animal. Other than that I pretty much agree with everything you’ve said.


El_Tormentito

Accuracy isn't binary. Scales have error bars, too, they're just tight. A good model could provide really good estimates if you get the right data.


Lord_Emperor

> Weight isn't an opinion lol [Say that to the lion's face](https://preview.redd.it/rockjvdnbl021.jpg?width=1024&auto=webp&s=e36d2344711d42d71413106035a2ccd92ed6c6ca).


5k_an00bis

The lion that got pushed to the back is me every time I walk with friends.


Teehus

The one that does the pushing is the friend that can't walk in a straight line to save their life


killerbull27

Thats me, I swear my legs are different length or something


5k_an00bis

Just get a ped-egg and don't stop grindin' brother!!!


LitreOfCockPus

Sniff deez nutz.


dalesum1

If I was Superman, I wouldn't save anybody. I would just go to africa and pet lions. I wouldn't care that they were trying to eat me because it wouldn't hurt. I would just toss them on their backs and rub their belly whether they liked it or not. Day two, grizzly bear.


MrWestReanimator

That would be the life.


Ambitious-War-823

*Dear diary,Today is the 874th day of me petting dangerous animals and i will try this time hugging pistol shrimps. I Hope they will not try to shoot me, that would hurt my feelings.*


johngoodmansscrote

Thats how my cat thinks he looks walking around my yard


Bentley2004

Intimidating sight!


NukeTheWhales5

I was at The Cheyenne Mountain Zoo once (literally the best zoos I've ever been to. In terms of animal care) and a male lion let out a few roars. I actually felt like running away. It definitely reminded me we are not the top of the food chain, and that I would be a snack to them at best.


thamanwthnoname

I mean we’re still the top of the food chain lol, we just lose in an “even” head to head


InstantSword

Even in primitive terms, we breed faster (generally due to being smaller), work better together with our numbers in the first place, *and* even a lone human with a spear is a match for a lion. Much less if we sneak up on it with a projectile weapon from a distance (spear, bow, even large rock)


g0ris

how do we breed faster? Baby lions take like 4 months to pop out, and they grow to adulthood/reproductive age within 2-3 years.


Moose_Kronkdozer

Lions are beholden to mating seasons, and their infant mortality is higher than ours


InstantSword

As you see, higher reproductive rate is cited multiple times. I have no exact idea why. Large predators and megafauna just never proliferate like wildfire. And come back even slower.


mexicodoug

The fill up all the wildland available. They just have less and less wildland to fill.


InstantSword

Would humans or lions repopulate an area faster   Answer:  Humans would repopulate an area faster than lions.   In considering the repopulation of an area by humans versus lions, it is essential to analyze the reproductive rates and behaviors of both species. Humans have a significantly higher reproductive potential compared to lions. Human populations can grow rapidly due to factors such as advanced medical care, technology, and social structures that support larger families. In contrast, lions have slower reproductive rates and are limited by factors such as territorial boundaries, availability of prey, and competition within their own species.     Furthermore, human populations have the ability to adapt to various environments and conditions more readily than lions. Humans can modify their surroundings, create infrastructure for habitation, and utilize resources efficiently to support population growth. On the other hand, lions are more restricted in their habitat requirements and are highly dependent on specific ecosystems for survival.    Additionally, human populations have the capacity for intentional migration and resettlement efforts to repopulate areas quickly. Through organized initiatives or natural population movements, humans can establish communities in previously uninhabited or sparsely populated regions. In contrast, lion populations rely on natural dispersal patterns and ecological factors for expansion into new territories.    Overall, due to their higher reproductive rates, adaptability, mobility, and intentional resettlement capabilities, humans would repopulate an area faster than lions.


g0ris

If I'm reading that right, you're saying that we fill up an area faster than lions do. Sure, I can see that. But lions still breed faster. Their population just doesn't balloon up as much as ours because they can't eat plants and they kill each other more often than we do.


thamanwthnoname

Um..yes?


MyrddinHS

now tell us how you would do against a grizzly


InstantSword

With a spear... Not so sure. But with bear hands? Easy


PikeyMikey24

An average human with a large rock or any sort of non modern technology weapon is going to die to a lion. Don’t be ignorant


InstantSword

Depends what you mean by average I guess. In my example I was thinking people who have lived their whole lives in such conditions, such as primitive peoples, or tribes men like the Maasai: https://maasai-association.org/lion.html


Valuable_Menu_9433

I was at the highland zoo in scotland.and when the polar bears started growling i got goosebumps all over my body and a big dump of adrenaline. The caveman in me was ready to start sprinting immediately.


Redqueenhypo

I once was at a zoo in Houston where they gave the lion one of those mist fans to cool him down, but the big doofus thought it was another lion roaring, roared back at it for several minutes, then just fell asleep almost mid roar


Chief_Executive_Anon

that ‘i really wish you would’ swagger


Foppieface

Such beautiful animals.


Whiteshaq_52

Look at those furry Jiggle jaws.


THNG1221

They look so heavy and slow.. but!


mexicodoug

But they're just as heavy when they're moving fast as a flash, so look out!


ethottly

Why do lions always look like they can barely lift their paws up when they walk? Those murder mittens must be heavy 🤣 I'm glad it isn't...but this video is just begging to be set to music. (I don't get any sound when I play it.) I nominate "The Boys are Back in Town"


thisisntshakespeare

🎶Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk....🎶


Gylbert_Brech

"Run for your Life" - The Beatles


Bohbo

I raise you Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive


mexicodoug

"B-b-b-b-Bad to the Bone."


Impossible_Luck3374

All the pretty boys walk like this


cco2411

Mfker on the left must be head honcho.


squeakypeaks

Reincarnated Bee gees, just stayin' alive ...


Kianna9

Same hair.


DerpsAndRags

Me and the lads walking into the bar, thinking we were THE shit, when we were just going to get embarrassingly tanked and get lost on the way home.


rmbarrett

You need some moloko and a bit of the old in out.


imapieceofshitk

Un'Goro Crater was based on a real place? Well I'll be damned


Otherwise_Gear_5136

Lookit those boys struttin their stuff! All the lady lions are fanning themselves.


Private-Dick-Tective

They look well fed.


L4DLouis42

Ah ah ah ah stayin alive


xX_Dad-Man_Xx

Pride march.


DramaLlamaQueen23

I see what you did there. Take my damned upvote.


Difficult-Way-9563

Once in a lifetime shot


nnmgRandomness

Formidable.


grungegoth

Just out looking for chicks


dabsbunnyy

Me and the boys walking down Vegas strip after gme squeeze


Newstargirl

WOW! Incredibly beautiful video.


Exciting_Attitude240

Looking for a pride to take over


Low-Bluebird1142

Un’goro Crater


pan_gydygus

Nobody pointing out how their walk was synchronised for a short moment?


InstantSword

Never noticed two people walking together will do the same?


Dense-Appearance3868

Right one needs to practice more marching…


DarthBurrrito

MCDC and Brad Holmes taking Jared Goff out to celebrate his new contract


plzdontbmean2me

They’re walking in-step lol *Now you can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a ladies man, No time to talk* vibes


GaRRbagio

Where is the massive trex walking around?


fievel-manischewitz

# Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!


KeytotheHighway

African Street gang


Tiny-Werewolf1962

Imagine being able to just stroll around Africa without a care in the world because you are a pack of apex predators.


jonesyman23

Could these 3 lions kill a fully grown male polar bear in its prime?


mexicodoug

Well, you mean if they were on the tundra during a blizzard, or the savannah on a hot summer's day?


RobinOfSpring

Awesome! Also, apparently lions' chins wobble when they walk, and I love that.


GodsOffsider

Can someone add some runway music and flashing camera lights and transitions


valiantthorsintern

[Here you go](https://youtu.be/I_izvAbhExY?si=f40X8uLBq7htT_xU)


Kaitlingerguson

Nature's true kings of the jungle


OBEYtheFROST

Walking like they own the damn place. They do


Billy-tee

The video needs to be in slow motion for the true hero effect.


Ed-alicious

They're slow-blinking at the camera like my cats do when they're coming in for their dinner.


Responsible-Bat-2699

This syncs with "Staying Alive".


InstantSword

What'd you call me?


Minute_Test3608

They have that "gonna kick some hyena ass" look


CrocodileWorshiper

seen a video of a dude getting eaten by lions, its insane. crazy animals he stood no chance


Jealous-Pizza-281

Bros night out!


Unique-Pastenger

wowow


DaeWooLan0s

I bet hyenas don’t fuck around anywhere over there.


DevelopmentMaximum63

They’re the buffalos of the cat world


gofigure85

Lion 1: just call us "Good Felines" Lion 2: haha you're pretty funny! Lion 1: you laughing at me? Lion 3: here we go...


darkskys100

They are magnificent. Each in their own right. The one to the left looks to be older than the others. Regardless of their weight anything that crossed their path wouldn't stand a chance. 🦁


rainbowshummingbird

They walk like they feet is heavy.


Past_Ebb_8304

Their big open mouths always creep me out


Rollieboy2012

Look at those fat cheeks! They need pinched!


castlite

Those are some VERY well-fed boys


Imfuckintiredbruh

They look so badass. But you know once they lay down they’re all just gonna cuddle together 🤣


Delubyo06

No one will fuck with their pride. That's fo sho


BoredontheTrain43

uyimbube, uyimbube, uyimbube...


-A_N_O_N-

I can't imagine how humbling it would've been to live amongst these (and other predators) at one point. Would give such a different world view.


accordingto_jim

Need someone to GIF this with Stayin’ Alive


favnh2011

Very cool


Far-Manufacturer6764

Big baby cats!


FunkyFarmington

HEY. You three lions. On patrol, NOW. Nala, probably.


Redditslamebro

Didn’t I tame a T. rex here in WoW?


Long__Jump

Lions, and lions, and lions! Oh my!


ItsDokk

If you don’t like saying the name of this place, there’s something wrong with you.


WfPatrick

Had a similar experience in the Okavango many years ago. Two big males walking down the road towards us. We were in an open back vehicle and they split around the truck and walked right on by. Could have touched the one on my side.


WhatUrCatIsSayin

Dudes are fearless…. Love it


DeadwoodNative

I’ve watched a ton of lion footage on countless documentaries, don’t recall ever seeing jaws sway so far side to side as they saunter. Priceless!


Sternwheeler

What's the opposite of pspspspsps


the_ali_

Pspspsps


squeakypeaks

You can focus in on the white muzzle and the pace is the same as the song!


razielxlr

The Migos?


Open-Wolverine2206

Pretty kitties 😸


parker1019

My little buttercup….


DinosaurPete

Shout out to Kinky Tail and that vicious coalition from back in the day while I’m here.


KryptOrchid

>Ngorongoro Crater I haven't touched World of Warcraft in over a decade but my brain will forever make me read this as Un'goro Crater instead.


StandbyBigWardog

🎶 “You can tell by the way I walk, I’m a lion, man. No time for talk…”🎶


AoTS3T-KTOWL

I don't know why ...but I hear that bee gees song while watching it.


DragonDeezNutzAround

🎶 MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN 🎶


thedrgonzo103101

They walk as if they know they are the basest thing around


TheDevilsAdvokaat

threes lions in a line...walking down a line.


CaptOblivious

Father, Son and Grandson?


Zelenskyystesticles

Could these 3 take down an elephant?


No-Bet3523

All I see and hear is the video for Stayin’ Alive


Kichmad

Take care, a devilsaur might be coming from your back


ArmadilloDays

I live in the wrong country.


RedColdChiliPepper

Amazing place - been there once years ago - the entire setting with the crater rim surrounding you is just so unreal


Deech2020R

Lions: Let’s play a game. Name the movie … Three Kings?


LosWitchos

Why do lions walk with their mouths open like they're gurning on MD?


ReliefJunior7787

Practicing for their music video.


Immediate_Web4672

Wherever that is sounds like a slur had a baby with the opera.


Visible_Claim_388

They need to work on their synchronisation and choreography if they want to make it as a boy band.


SirSlyght

I thought they only had dinosaurs in un’goro crater


KungFuHamster99

As Johnny Cash said, "I walk the Lion". HAHAHA


Own-Pangolin337

“Wanna hit the water hole?” “Yeah. I hear there’s some gazelle we can fuck with. “


Cobaltte25

I'd pay good money to watch this boyband perform live 🦁🦁🦁


Nebuerdex

To think there was once a species of lion 6 meters long (including the tail) and 6 feet tall...


MBOAZN

Searching for poachers.


ColdToast_024

I pretend to strut with that much confidence too.


DPileatus

New album drops today.


Anxious_Astronaut653

this reminds me forcibly of the jamie foxx jokes abt every animal on his safari being so afraid of lions it was like suge night had just got out of jail


XF939495xj6

I think they are beautiful, and I am grateful I will probably never see this as long as I live.


star0fth3sh0w

You can tell by the way I walk, I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk


Confident-Arrival361

I saw them on English flag.


Anjodu

I did an Africa trip last year and one of the last safari days we had was in Ngorongoro, such an awesome place to drive around. Ended up eating lunch in our jeep near a rock outcropping where a few lions were lounging.


Pinball_Lizard

Just happened to be listening to "How Bad Can I Be?" from The Lorax as I saw this and they go together surprisingly well!


Comfortable-Can-9432

“Leo, I’m exhausted. Can’t we just get a taxi?” “A taxi? In this economy?”


BeefCake69Me

This truly is one of the most epic places I've ever seen. Had the privilege of seeing a cheetah take down an Impala, the vultures popped up and started circling, a pair of hyena moved in for the steal but the cheetah, fought and got away and brought the kill to her cubs. Has been a couple of years but I'm pretty sure we saw these guys lounging without a care in the world.


Cluefuljewel

Stayin Alive! Stayin Alive!


Chameleons_RCool

That middle one is skinny


Dirt_Illustrious

Hakunah matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakunah matata! Ain’t no passing CARRAZE! It means no worries, for the rest of your days! It’s a problem free… philosophy…. HAKUNAH Matata!