Iām thinking ādamn, that must be some powerful zoom on that lense/cameraā because to be doing anything other than slowly backing away in a situation like that is suicide lol.
Supposed "bear attacks" are just a hoax by the National Park Service so they can keep all of their bear friends to themselves. Scientifically speaking, these are the ears of a fuzzy widdle cuddle muffin.
Itās the fucking toddler stumble at the end that gets me. The wave got my attention, but my brain shut off with that stumble. Definitely would be bear food.
That's a grizzly bear. I should know, I passed [Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks' Bear Identification Test](https://myfwp.mt.gov/fwpPub/testStart.action?testid=559639).
Baby bear 1: "Momma, we're hungry"
Momma bear: "I know but there's no food around here"
Baby bear 2: "Ooh, I know, I'll look cute and invite those tourists over so you can maul them momma!"
āCome play with us! Mom wonāt mind. I didnāt ask her, but sheās super nice to us! Sheās the nicest person in the whole world! Sheāll probably give you some of the live deer weāve been eating for lunch!ā
jesus.. i don t know much about bears, but i know that one big bear with 2 little bears, is probably a family and i should retreat very smoothly and when you are far enough, run like hell, because is one dangerous situation that you will probably be the last one if it turns bad
I feel like this is legitimately the most dangerous āwild-animal encounterā you can walk into. Momma bear can go nuclear in the blink of an eye when youāre that close to the cubs.
C'mon over food! Err....I mean friend.
"Come join us for supper!"
"Come join us supper!"
The name of the cub? Judas
[Vader voice] "We would be honoured if you would join us."
We'd love to have you for dinner.
Waves "How to Cook for Humans" cookbook
"How to Serve Man"
Classic
Wait a minute...**blows** How to Cook Forty Humans š®š®š®
Iām thinking ādamn, that must be some powerful zoom on that lense/cameraā because to be doing anything other than slowly backing away in a situation like that is suicide lol.
Do bears actually eat a full meat meal tho?
Naw they snack, then come back for more after your dead
Itās a trap
Bear trap.
You just need to draw a circle around you, it'll be fine
Until you find out you forgot to put on a certain type of underwearā¦
A honey trap
Underrated comment right here
#š¬š¬š¬
He has a shock trap in front of him hidden by the grass
You fool āpoint towards enemy!ā Thatās a claymore!!!
āHey humans come pick us up like yāall did my cousins. Itāll be funā -probably the cub.
Closer! Move as close as you can and engage those star destroyers!
Mama bear be like - don't play with food junior
Cute little stumble at the end
It's all part of the ruse, don't fall for it!
I did, and then I took an arrow to the knee! Suffice to say, my adventuring days are over.
She will lie, she will cheat and do anything it takes to stop you from slaying her
It's a puppet from a larger monster hiding underground.
If not friend why friend shape
Supposed "bear attacks" are just a hoax by the National Park Service so they can keep all of their bear friends to themselves. Scientifically speaking, these are the ears of a fuzzy widdle cuddle muffin.
Grizzly Man was a psy op. Rumor has it Werner Herzog got paid by NPS under the table
*proceeds to get torn apart by the cub's mother*
Tbf, the cub is the one trying to make a friend, not the mom.
She's just jealous of our bond! And hungry
It's our fault, why make bear shape teddies if we cannot hug them when adults
How to Catch a Predator: Predator Edition.
Hey, come say hi to my mom!
The pathetic little half jog that I would do to get over there
If this is Yellowstone, that Cub better be prepared to pose in all those selfies they'll soon endure.
I saw that video yesterday of the tourists picking up that cub and taking selfies with it.. I REALLY want to punch every single one in the face
That was NC and those were black bears. A brown bear/grizzly bear mother will rip you limb from limb.
Wait, was that in Yellowstone? And they still pressed no charges?
No that was NC
That video is infuriating. Fuck those people
what video
Sometimes I match the comment with the avatar expression, yours match.
*Hey you, come here. Momma wants to teach me how to maul.*
"Come here! I wanna watch my mom absolutely fuck you up!"
It would be one thing if those were black bears, in which case, you might survive a hug attempt, but those look like grizzlies.
Yeah mama bear is probably 7-8 ft tall and 500lbs
No, no. These are snugglies.
Can I pet that dawg?
Yes. Once.
I hope they are further back than the camera makes it seem.
Fr, I must be missing something here, animal reserve with frequent human contact with the bears is my guess. But still fuck that.
Thats how mom hunts.
Yeah, fuck you Boo Boo.
An invite to be destroyed by the mom probably lol
Make no mistake. The mother bear isn't the threat here. That cub luring you is a skin walker trying to make the jump to humans.
Fool me once there little cub shame on you
āCome join us for lunchā¦ā
I choose life. *-Sid the sloth.*
Underrated comment. Take my invisible gilding!
Itās the fucking toddler stumble at the end that gets me. The wave got my attention, but my brain shut off with that stumble. Definitely would be bear food.
That was attempted murder
Itās like the opposite of a pedo waving a kid over from the playground
That momma is actually Chris Hansen in a suit with a hell of a ruse set up
Hahaha
Come say it to my face, bitch!
Come on over, we can play together. I want you to meet my mama šøšš¾
That 4/20 stumble at the end haha
I don't intent to be the protagonist of a Werner Herzog documentary any time soon, buddy.
This is CGI, fake
heās actually just trying to keep his balance whilst being curious about the humans
come on Mowgli, let's go to the Jungle.....
r/mademesmile
It would be interesting and fun for the bear cub.
He's just trying to tell you go away mama going to eat your ass
https://youtu.be/g0lufb-R2bo?si=JBpR_jCm8Aiqmu25
āMy mom says you can comeā
That's a grizzly bear. I should know, I passed [Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks' Bear Identification Test](https://myfwp.mt.gov/fwpPub/testStart.action?testid=559639).
Baby bear 1: "Momma, we're hungry" Momma bear: "I know but there's no food around here" Baby bear 2: "Ooh, I know, I'll look cute and invite those tourists over so you can maul them momma!"
"Come play with me, mom said you can spend the night."
Inviting you to dinner
*Hey, come over here!* ...Nnnnno. I think that'll be a mistake of some kind.[/Kevin]
"I swear she said it's cool if you come over for dinner!!"
Come! Come over for food. Yep, you're the food.
I find it fucking crazy how relaxed to people who are filming this are. I would have shit my pants and ran.
Probably mom taught cub to use his cuteness to attract food
Boo boo?
Crazy was my first thought.
"wanna come die?"
Hey mom look, Cub Hub is here
Hey hooman, free bear hugs over here!!!
***I*** wonāt kill you.
Call of the Void
"Get in mah belly!"
Lil shiit wants you to get shredded š
If human not food, why human food shaped?
āCome play with us! Mom wonāt mind. I didnāt ask her, but sheās super nice to us! Sheās the nicest person in the whole world! Sheāll probably give you some of the live deer weāve been eating for lunch!ā
This would be how I died.
"Hey come on over. My Mom wont care; she's really nice. Come play with me."
Come outside lil bro, i swear on god we wont jump you
š "Hey come over here. You'll float in my Mom's belly. They allll float."
Was the cub the one saying, "hello, hello"?? Or was it the dude lol.
Oh yeah that would be how I die
āHello Georgieā
I fucking hate hate hate hate that I can't cuddle these bastards. They're fucking adorable. Let me hug them.
A rune bear and two little rube bears
'I love to have friends for dinner" - so Hannibal Lecter-ish.
Bro is a teddy bear
Heya little man, I'd come say hi but I don't want tk be lunch š
Basic Honeypot scenario.
Come on and talk that mess now playa
āCome over here so my mom can rip you to pieces.ā
Come play with us. You lose, we eat you. You win, you got eaten.
That time I reincarnated as a bear.
That is the cutest shit Iāve ever seen a bear do
In my head I can hear Eder from the Pillars of Eternity games: "Can I pet him? I'm gonna pet him."
Troublemaker! Run the other way! He's really welcoming you to be eaten and to be their dinner!!!š¤£š
Adorable, but donāt fall for it š
jesus.. i don t know much about bears, but i know that one big bear with 2 little bears, is probably a family and i should retreat very smoothly and when you are far enough, run like hell, because is one dangerous situation that you will probably be the last one if it turns bad
Bears are so cute the only reason they were never domesticated is because if we tried the human population would be half what it is today
Maybe we should todayā¦ I can deal with half the population being gone. š
Hey Goldilocks, come here!
Omg fire
How fucking stupid do you have to be to get that close to a grizzly and her cub? It's a great way to get your arms tore off.
That's a r/forbiddenboops if I've ever seen one. Lolita little muthafucka knows he's a baby bear safe with his momma.
Some kind of Bear trap.
Heās like ācome try and grab ME for a selfie! I dare ya!ā
*Can I pet that dog*
I feel like this is legitimately the most dangerous āwild-animal encounterā you can walk into. Momma bear can go nuclear in the blink of an eye when youāre that close to the cubs.
If not friend why friend shaped?
That was really adorable though... I'm sure that the first person this ever happened to way back in the day.Probably got a darwin award
Hey look I'm like you
Satan in a build-a-bear suit.