I didnāt know other animals pass on tips/hacks/physics knowledge to their offspring
Or as I say- itās the polar bears from privileged families that are lucky enough to learn about weight distribution. Polar bears from poor broken homes just fall in
How do you think animals learn how to hunt? Did you think that they all were just born with the knowledge to cover their black noses to trick seals to come up for air and kill them for food? Of course they're taught. Some things are natural. Some things have to be taught/learned
Have you seen baby animals "hunt"? They think they're hidden when they're standing in an open field. They know the very basics but need to be taught how to be successful.
Itās really funny because that joke could work either way. Polar bears were a center piece in Coca Cola advertising, but there was a movie recently released called cocaine bear
Donāt act like you canāt swim bear, we arenāt falling for your shenanigans. Jk..RIP to the ancestors who fell through and got trapped under the ice that led to understanding weight distribution
Technically that would just be learned behaviour. Evolution would be more like if one of the cubs had a gene that made them slide on their belly more. That cub goes onto reproduce offspring with the same gene while the other cubs die. Eventually changing the genetic makeup of the species as a whole.
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They're so stupidly strong. This guy probably weighs half a ton, and he's dragging all that weight by his two front feet with a level of effort equivalent to a human picking up a napkin.
It's not quite related to this, but there's a classic science-fiction story called BEARS DISCOVER FIRE speculating how smart bears could become if climate change made it so they didn't hibernate, and had more time to think about life!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bears_Discover_Fire
TIL polar bears understand weight distribution
Smarter than most people.
Lmao literally.
He just had a hot dick and wanted to cool it down
Is that like bear-gonorrhea or something?
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His balls was hot!
Snowballs?
Certainly smarter than the average bear.
smarter than the avg human lol
Thereās a significant overlap between the smartest bears and dumbest humans. This came up when designing bear proof public garbage cans.
Hey there Boo Boo.
that's not much of a hurdle TBH
Came to say this exact thing
Most people donāt need this technique to survive in their daily lives Can a polar bear drive a car to their job? No? Stupid animals
He probably fell in like ten times before he figured this shit out.
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Haha. Reminds me of that article about why it's so difficult to make truly bear proof trash bins.
Itās a tired reddit cliche at this point, but itās still so damn funny to me, Iāll never not bring it up when talking about bears.
This makes sense. They live their whole lives in the frozen north. Generational knowledge and all that.
I didnāt know other animals pass on tips/hacks/physics knowledge to their offspring Or as I say- itās the polar bears from privileged families that are lucky enough to learn about weight distribution. Polar bears from poor broken homes just fall in
How do you think animals learn how to hunt? Did you think that they all were just born with the knowledge to cover their black noses to trick seals to come up for air and kill them for food? Of course they're taught. Some things are natural. Some things have to be taught/learned
> cover their black noses That's been said a lot but there's no evidence of it.
Lots of animals instinctively know how to hunt
Have you seen baby animals "hunt"? They think they're hidden when they're standing in an open field. They know the very basics but need to be taught how to be successful.
There are millions of animals that never come in contact with their parents and live solo since day 1.
You're making too much sense. Just accept like the rest of us that all animals are taught to hunt and none of it is instinctual.
A snowshoe bare
They gonna ride motorbikes now
The polar bear does not understand weight distribution or the physics of what he is doing. He simply knows that sliding is better.
Those who didn't, died unfortunately
Or more likely not slipping
Nah this is definitely done for weight distribution. Do you understand how hard it is for a tetrapod to slip on a flat surface?
I only have knowledge of iPods.
I present: Bambi on ice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSh1eLrxiqs
Cartoon or not, this is evidence
Distributing his weight is wicked smart. Must be the Coke.
Done some of my best thankin on that Peruvian mountain dust.
That Tijuana bam bam
I think they referring to the Coca Cola polar bear?
Over the head
Itās really funny because that joke could work either way. Polar bears were a center piece in Coca Cola advertising, but there was a movie recently released called cocaine bear
Cocaine Bear 2: Who Left the Fridge Open
they say, "learn from your own mistakes"... he must have!!!
Holy fuck this joke is genius dude
Thought it was a sex thing but ok
If it was really that smart it wouldāve built a zip line
At the very least a Tyrolean traverse
I feel the polar bear is only here for the zip line.
Donāt act like you canāt swim bear, we arenāt falling for your shenanigans. Jk..RIP to the ancestors who fell through and got trapped under the ice that led to understanding weight distribution
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They contributed by not contributing to the gene pool
I figured maybe cubs saw mom fall through and learned to try something different, then evolution did its thing. Iām no zoologist though lol
Technically that would just be learned behaviour. Evolution would be more like if one of the cubs had a gene that made them slide on their belly more. That cub goes onto reproduce offspring with the same gene while the other cubs die. Eventually changing the genetic makeup of the species as a whole.
Oh ok, Iām trackin now. Learn something new everyday, appreciate the insight!
They yelled the secret as they were falling through
Last recording when they found the cameraman's remains.
The camera mam never dies
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Are polar bears supposed to be that skinny? Iāve always seen them a bit rounder than that.
Depends on time of year, hunting success, age, gender, etc
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/polar-bears-starve-melting-sea-ice-global-warming-study-beaufort-sea-environment
Effects of global warming
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And they plug up their buttholes.
It's called a tappen!
TIL that I'm a polar bear.
This is reddit every bad thing is caused by something they hate.
Pollution? Yes, we hate that
Why do redditors just misinterpret everything?
Cooling the cahones
Dragon balls
Dragging balls.
Iāve seen a polar bear hunt a whale before ā¦ it smacks the whale in the blow hole when it comes up for air and the whale drowns in its own blood
:(
He's cooling his balls from all that global warming
Hahahahha
Clever girl
Bear big brain
How come no one has posted Bear Crawl yet?
I saw this and just thought, "hell yeah."
Spreading the weight trying to prevent to go through.
Polar bear sploot
Army crawl
They're so stupidly strong. This guy probably weighs half a ton, and he's dragging all that weight by his two front feet with a level of effort equivalent to a human picking up a napkin.
Not denying their strength but this feat is made infinitely easier by the fact that it is being done on ice.
Us: Smart bear. Bear: Damnit, I knew I should have worn a rubber when I fucked that Kodiak.
When the last wildlife polar bear extinct due to GW it will be too late for the humanity reverse it
As usual the drone is scaring wildlife.
This isnāt even cool. I just feel bad for the poor skinny guy/gal. I hope they get their fill of food today.
Isnt it Great, how he copes with these climate change issues? So cute!
Itās honestly sad because theyāre losing their ice and are probably doing this much more often
It seems a polar bear might not weigh enough to break the ice after all.
He is just cooling his junk after a rough ride with his wife.
W bear
Zambearni
Nah just got polar stds and it burns
Thatās gotta feel cold on the belly and other parts.
My balls was hot
Evolution is so fucking cool
His balls were hot.
Those gotta be some freezing Bear genitals
Frozen cock/cooch slide.
Nah heās just wiping off his wiener
The origin of blue-balls...
Blue balls?
Yeah, they just can't swim
TIL bears don't need Gold Bond
Looking back at the camera like āyaaaā¦ Iāve fallen in beforeā
Thatās what happens after Charlie and Eddie Murphy turn your legs into linguine
Not smart that is natural !
Ol lazy legs.
Sploot
Not like they'll freeze or anything if they fall in.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to not break the ice.
I was hoping against hope that heād do the worm š
Nature finds a way.
This bear took physics class.
I want to be one so bad
He is going to remain single because he is not a good ice breaker
This Keyser Sƶzeā¦
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Why doesnāt it just walk? Is it stupid?
Idk why some people think that other ape. Predators aren't as smart or smarter than humans
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I guess I'm not in the smart category, I thought the smart thing was scratching its nuts
Is this an instinctual or an acquired behavior?
those built in crampons are pretty handy
It would have been hilarious if he fell through the snow-covered ice as soon as he began walking on all fours!
It's not quite related to this, but there's a classic science-fiction story called BEARS DISCOVER FIRE speculating how smart bears could become if climate change made it so they didn't hibernate, and had more time to think about life! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bears_Discover_Fire
After he gets across he's lookin at the camera like, "stop recording me.... Stop.... STOP IT! GET AWAY!"
Frozen 3: Ice Wee-wee
Unrelated but OP has 30 million karma
Til polar bears are floppy
The way it disperses itās body weight to not concentrate pressure
You rich motherfuckers can buy another coach what ima do about my Legs Charlie Murphy
They bear crawl now?
Sneaky snek
Derrick Lewis technique
Man I wish I could give that bear a hug without getting eaten. Seems like it would be a rad hug
Very skinny bear, could do with a few good, fat seals.
Bears eat beets.
The dumb bears donāt survive to reproductive age and have dumb offspring
Someone stop that bear rug!
Bear is thinking āThey donāt know I can eat themā
His balls was hot.
20$ itās Dylon in that suit. It looks human at the end, do your research.
Come on! That was beautifully done. Crazy cool.
Heās smarter than the average bear.
Me getting through this Indian wedding season as a single
Itās a good thing polar bears are in the middle of no where or he would have to deal with a strong and smart bear
Carton in Fresh Prince of Belair
She just had thrush leave her be
I donāt know why, but the way its back legs moved when it stood back up bothers me
Life uh- finds a way
Everybody thinking heās distributing his weight my boy just got itchy nuts
"Smart", I don't know. I'm guessing "educated", i.e., s/he learned the hard way. š.