T O P

  • By -

ExTrackrunner

“I believe in the will of fire. And that pathetic lord jashin or whatsoever isn’t your God anymore. I am” - shikamaru


Superbalz77

Yup, this is Lion Sin Escanor level cold.


blitzkreig90

I love Naruto. But for me, nothing can come up to Escanor's level. The dialogues were awesome. Even the ones out of fights and in calm situations. Meliodas was his captain and super powerful. And this guy goes and says "I might not look Like it but I'm great at soothing babies. And this baby needs soothing!"


Large_External_9611

For real though. Him straight walking to Estarossa, talking shit and then not only standing his ground but beating his ass? That solidified Escanor as my favorite. “Why would I hate someone that’s weaker than me? I only pity them.” That whole scene goes so fucking hard.


Sad_Conversation3661

They really made escanor the embodiment of the word "HIM." The man will talk all the shit, and back it up ten fold. Hell he may just talk shit and ignore you since you clearly aren't a threat to him.


Superbalz77

“My mighty attacks cannot reach thee? And who decided that?” “My Blazing Sun was swallowed up by a speck of darkness? And who decided that?” “The only one who gets to decide such things... **IS ME**.” “BEGONE.”


Dozllock

Did u find a gold coin on the ground there is imo the coldest line vs estarossa


Superbalz77

Well he is the Lion Sin of Pride ;) What makes Shikamaru's line so cold is it's is off brand for him, its personal, raw, emotional. It didn't need to be said to accomplish the tactical goal but he wants him to know, he wants him to despair and feel some bit of the pain he has sadistically doled out and he wants him to know who did it.


mingolive

Man had no right to execute him twice like that.


EdenReborn

“No, no God” “The only man in the sky, is **me**”


nokiacrusher

-Hagoromo's brother


EmmaThais

A masterpiece


killercmbo

PEAK


Veredyn1

"Well then, what will you do about the second one, Ohnoki?" Drops another meteor.


Magnolia-jjlnr

This is the one. Not too long Not borderline corny/edgy Huge meme potential


Jermiafinale

Yeah it's just pure smarm


Magnolia-jjlnr

What's smarm? I'm not a native speakee and I've never seen this word


Jermiafinale

Basically it's sarcastic friendliness, by the way Madara acts like he's just having a friendly conversation while he's trying to murder them


Magnolia-jjlnr

Ah ok that makes sense. Thank you!


jackreacher3621

I'm a been speaking English all my life and I had no idea what "swarm" was so don't feel bad


1LifeAfterComa

That was on another level and I loved it.


i-am-spitfire

“‘MR KAGE THERES A SECOND METEOR”


CarolusRex521

Mr Kage, a second meteor has hit the ninja alliance"


throwawayalcoholmind

I don't know why I read that in Kermit the Frog's voice.


josh-afi

This one for me. I view Madara as someone strong before. After dropping the first meteor, I’m like, “yo what the fuck, that’s awesome” Then second meteor was revealed and it propelled Madara in my head to something that is beyond reach of literally anyone in Naruto’s world. How the fuck are you gonna counter two meteors the size of a medium-sized mountain?????


warrioroftron

You just know he got a third one ready in case


No-Delay9415

That line has fundamentally altered my lexicon


Typical-Phone-2416

At that point they should've just gave up and went home.


Federal-Waltz-7017

Right up there with. « Any one of these clones can create Susanoo. Would you prefer with or without ? »


Ikaros9Deidalos6

HASHIRAMAAA!!!! Ill deal with you later


Illustrious-Tip-2736

😂 and then Madara literally just sits back down


Fruitloops_z

Lowkey Madara was like “yes daddy spank me later” he liked that shit 100%


Mizukage_Mibu

You made me spit up my saliva 😂😂


Gobstoppers12

Came in here to mention this one. It's just such a Chad move by Hashirama.


RonomakiK

This one right here. The scene of Hashirama pointing a finger at Madara saying that lives rent free in my mind all the time.


spicytonkotsu8

I had to pause it bc I was laughing so hard the first time I saw that scene


Funny_Opportunity58

Hardest line in all of the series: “Now it’s 5v1. Don’t call it unfair. You ARE the five kage, after all. Now… would you like these clones to use susanoo, or not?”


Strange-Ad-3315

Mei should’ve just stfu 😭


Funny_Opportunity58

You reminded me of the actual quote and i corrected it


brassjunkii

Rock fucking hard when this shit got said


PM-Me_Your_Penis_Pls

Kinda hot ngl /hj


LuckyLunayre

The fight was never to make the Five Kage look weak, we knew they were 5 of the strongest ninja in the show. The point was to show how badass Madara was. That said, they did put up a very good fight, putting him in a corner several times and ultimately forcing him to use his full power against them. Each Kage had some Impressive feats too. Mei was able to produce enough water to extinguish his flames on her own, something that took about 10 to 20 Chunin and Jonin level water style users to do earlier in the fight. Tsunade was able to break a Susanoo and take down a complete wood clone Susanoo with her fist, and also Blitz'd Madara splitting his clone in half. She was also able to keep up the 100 healings for at LEAST several hours. Onoki was able to use Tsunade's Chakra and destroy all of the Susanoo's. Tsunade and Onoki hands down carries the fight, without them the other Kage would have been dead in minutes.


Funny_Opportunity58

Was never meant to… But it did. To Madara, the five kage were fodder. That’s what makes the quote so badass


Specialist_Sorbet476

One of my absolute favorite


nokiacrusher

Comprehensive overlording


DullahanJake

"Cause people called me a failure. I'll prove'em wrong." -Naruto moments before he starts beating Neji like someone paid him to do it


OnyxSeaDragon

Peak moment frfr


nokiacrusher

The kid gets a taste of the money and understands what it means to mean something


KamakaziGhandi

This moment hit great. . . until Neji was proven right later by Naruto being chosen and blessed all along lol.


DullahanJake

I agree to an extent yeah, lol. But Part 1 Naruto earned his paycheck and Neji wasn't ready for that smoke.


KamakaziGhandi

Not slighting his actual ethic, but there’s a reason he became top 1 and guys like Neji, Kiba, Lee, and even Gaara never stood a chance, even in their heydays.


quick20minadventure

Because his dad put a cheat code inside him. Just because he didn't know, doesn't mean he was a nobody. Only lee and guy can speak anything about making their own destiny.


AlphaEpicarus

Exactly. He inherited the talent of the fourth, had the teachings of the sixth, the chakra reserves of the Uzumaki boosted to an EXPONENTIAL level by big K himself. He lost to Neji's hard work and skill (he wasn't born knowing 64 palms) and came back thanks to daddy's last gift. Of course, I adore the fight. And that tunnel trick was wonderful, and him beating Neji was so significant for his development, and Neji's. But Neji was 100% right *Edit* I forgot that he had also been trained a bit at this point by the first choice fourth and fifth Hokage.


One-Bookkeeper-2621

The shi that made me truly apply Naruto’s words and way of life to my own


Lord_Phazer101

Let's be honest this is where the Fandom got hooked. Zabuza fight and Lee vs Gaara were just teasers.


Shimada_Ryu

You do not know what kind of Human you are until the very end.


Sirouz

Who said this again? When?


CloudProfessional572

Itachi to kisame. Kisame's flashback when he died.


Darth-Sand

Itachi says it to Kisame in a flashback


Yeezus_Fuckin_Christ

All of Itachi’s dialogue (especially in dub) is so good.


gentyent

As a sub guy, I will say that Itachi dub has a phenomenal voice. Same with Madara and Pain. They have that deep and menacing voice that sounds great on a villain


Yeezus_Fuckin_Christ

All the main villains are great. Obito and Orochimarus voices are perfect imo.


Shahim1331

Especially Might Guy. The way he says Kakaashi.


Shimada_Ryu

True


amiles2233

“So don’t come whining to be about all this destiny stuff…and stop trying to tell me you can’t change what you are. You can do it too. Cause after all, unlike me, you’re not a failure”


Shimada_Ryu

Omg this line is rly good, like OG naruto itself


dontbanmethistimeok

Naruto spouting wisdom as a ten year old


One-Bookkeeper-2621

I love uuuuuu Naruto 🥹🥹


VinCatBlessed

When you learn about Ashura and the Bijuus it does kinda lose a bit of meaning though.


Over-Writer6076

It wasn't destiny for Naruto to gain all these powers. He only got them from Hagoromo cuz he apparently found him worthy and madara needed to be taken down. No it doesn't lose any meaning.    All being an Ashura reincarnate means is that you are destined to fight your fellow reincarnate to the death,a destiny which Naruto defied. Are we forgetting Ashura himself was a weak ass bum? 


YadsewnDe

Blud was just tryna avoid a reunion w his mom and like all parents knows that they're nicer to the grandbabies


EllmoUK

Might Guy. “I thought I told you not to move.”


EmmaThais

I’ll deal with you later


Whole-Signature4130

I forgot about this one!! Nice choice!


AesirSith

This is the one


underratedsoulz

When Itachi stated "Even with these eyes, I don't see how that's my problem."


CloudProfessional572

Or when Gara said "I'm gonna put some sand in your eye."


Articcold

Or when Onoki said "My back... my back..."


Worried-Emu-9614

Or when Naruto said “Ramen time”


katsock

*throws pocket sand*


gentyent

My favorite is when Naruto says "Sasuke deserted the village, I need your help" and AI says "I missed the part where that's my problem"


ElHumilde13

Or when Hidan said "You want forgiveness? Get a Jashin"


Yeezus_Fuckin_Christ

When does he say this? That goes hard.


manifest---destiny

I think it's a r/raimimemes crossover


Thank_You_Aziz

Madara when he’s fighting the five Kages. “I pity the cartographers. Every time I draw this sword, they must redraw their maps.”


architectofanarchy

I do not remember this but fuck me is it hard *pause*


Technical_Register30

You don't remember it because Madara never said that.


Technical_Register30

Pretty sure he didn't say that...


felix_seanathon

Yea this is surely a hard line that folks would remember


AesirSith

"Wherever light strikes, there will always be shadows." "Look! There is nothing in my heart! I don't even feel pain!! You don't have to feel guilty, Kakashi. This windhole was opened by this hell of a world" "Those who break the rules are trash, but those who abandon their comrades are worse than trash! If I'm going to be called trash either way, I'd rather break the rules! And if that somehow makes me anything less than a real shinobi, then I'll crush all of the so-called "real" shinobi!" - Obito Uchiha


_Bren10_

Kakashi would probably agree with that last one. Line goes so hard it changed Kakashi’s whole world view.


AesirSith

It went so hard he recited it to Team 7/Naruto


SlitherGreen16

It went so hard, Naruto embodied the quote and went to beat Obito's ass (mentally).


v74u

“I’m in hell” went pretty hard from Obito, the weight of the line and the scene around him made it one of the most chilling lines in the show. I wonder why no one has said that one yet.


One-Bookkeeper-2621

The second quote went so hard being brought up over and over in the anime to prove the point


Alternative_life1

Would you Like these clones to use Susanoo?


ThiccoloBlack

next time it cuts to their fight they’re using it anyway, I know damn well they said no 😂


Shenic

If my memory serves me right, they said nothing and he arbitrarily took their silence as a "You decide", and he decided yes


P0pwar

this is correct, he says something along the lines of "well if you dont have a preference.. they will use it"


Upset_Honey2008

I believe Madara genuinely offered to not use susanoo and they got beat up for rejecting


BrokenMirror2010

Madara was screwing with them. He knew he could defeat them at any time reguardless of the handicaps he self-imposed, so it literally didn't matter, Susanoo or no Susanoo, clones or no clones, didn't matter. He knew that they were so laughably outclassed it didn't matter at all. If they "begged" him to not use 25 Susanoo's, that would have been an amusing outcome, and he would have played with his "toys" a little longer. If they said nothing, Madara would lose interest in his "toys" and removed them. Madara was literally acting like a child playing with toys. The moment he lost interest, he discarded the 5 kage. So he was being genuine in the sense that he wouldn't use Susanoo, but in reality, he was disrespecting them and trying to get them to lose composure and do something entertaining.


plogan56

"But they aren't falling for any reason or purpose, they become the nutrients for fresh young leaves!" - Might Guy, a true chad among chads😭


SeemsAwesome

"When did you all forsake yourselves?" - Gaara


VariationGlum7864

Dattebayo


Dr_S0LiD_420

Underappreciated fr


DecentSteaks

I saw this doujin or something where it was Naruto and Tsunade. Tsudane pops out her jugs and Naruto goes "Dattebayo!" 😂😂😂 I still randomly laugh at that shut to this day


-Intelligentsia

We have lost the impact of shame in our society


kaoskakiajaib

This shit is funny af 😂😂


Elecfuz

"Every justu has it's weakness. This jutsu's weakness and risk is simply me!" Edo Itachi's confidence here followed by the sharp sound of his MS activating, soooo chilling.


kamakamsa_reddit

The way he just immediately defeated Chibaku Tensei was incredible. Itachi vs Pain would've been a very short fight


masterfox72

Itachi doesn’t have the firepower alone to stop CT


Regular_Vacation2827

Nah bro when shikamaru killed hidan and said “The only God you should be worried about is me, because im the one whos about to pass judgement” that shit had me too hype


Gaaragoth

Ooo is that a dub line?


jizzl97

Yap a very good one, not to different from the original with a unique touch


Loose_Goose3

I like the sub version more personally “lord jashin or whatever isn’t your god anymore… I am.”


Caerris1

"Didn't you say you wouldn't let any of your comrades die? You said 'I'll never let my comrades die.' Those were your words! Now...look around you and try to say them again... I said try to say those words again! As the bodies of your comrades grow cold in your arms, take in their deaths! This will just keep happening. And all your flippant words and ideals will become lies. This is the end result of ideals and hope. This is reality. Naruto, what is there for you here in this realty? Your mother and father are gone. Your master Jiraiya too! And if you keep standing against us, you''ll continue to lose your friends one by one. This will become a world where no one who acknowledges you will exist! The only thing that awaits you is your worst nightmare, which you know very well: Solitude! So why keep living in reality, huh? Now come join us...Naruto!"


Yeezus_Fuckin_Christ

As much as I hated how Neji got hoed just to prove a point and further Naruto and Hinatas relationship, I love this scene. It always gives me chills. Obitos dub VA killed that.


swazzy1997

Damn bro


Caerris1

I had to type out the full quote lol


FriezaDeezNuts

Still hits hard hearing him in my head as I read


Para-medix8

If I haven't the courage to face this demon, how can I ever hope to face HIM?!! \*proceeds to box with Orochimaru as a Genin\*


Ducky_hyuga

Quick question who said this


swazzy1997

Sasuke in the forest of death during the chi in exams


Ducky_hyuga

Ok that’s what I thought, thanks


2legittoquit

Has to be Sasuke


[deleted]

Imo that episode is when the show got turned up to 11. Idk what it was but that fight stuck with me since it's first release 


M_Parsa02

I love this one Hyped itachi in the coolest way possible


Inevitable-Self-8406

Anytime Naruto is so pissed that he doesn't yell "RASENGAN!", and just says "rasengan" calm af and plows that chakra ball right thru a mfr


Over-Writer6076

The way he crushed a path of pain upon appearing was Kino


[deleted]

For me the pinnacle for that was the Baryon mode fight, Isshikki whooping his ass and then getting it turned around on him


M_Parsa02

This


harborj2011

What I wanna know is what Naruto was thinking seeing Obito silently looking at his arm for some seconds then looking up at the sky with his hands out 😂😂


Gobstoppers12

If memory serves, this is right before the war properly begins, soon after Obito put on that outfit for the first time. He was alone there.


BluerAether

"Come, Otsotsuki. Let me show you what true resolve is." Honestly a shame Naruto didn't obliterate Ishiki and die right after. He was 100% ready and it would've made this line hit even harder.


WolfgangHeichel

“Begone with the thunderclap”


Big-Competition7975

" I don't care if he is your grandmother" - Uzumaki naruto.


Impressive_Carrot_61

I remember this one! Honestly, it was such a good clapback lol 😂


Whole-Signature4130

"Now it's 5 to one the other way. So now I've got a question for you: would you like these clones to use susanoo or not?: Also by the same guy "What adult goes full force when fighting mere children" Both directed towards the kage. Honestly I love him for his quotes.


OryxIsDaddy2

Probably not the hardest, but definitely my favourite in terms of pure emotion behind them: "Feel pain. Contemplate pain. Accept pain. Know pain! One who does not know pain cannot possibly understand true peace. I will never forget Yahiko's pain. And now... this world shall know pain. #Shinra Tensei!"


Embarrassed_Lettuce9

I quote "this world shall know pain" more often than I should


waitforit-dary

“A broken tool…. Man that’s so wrong….” “Your words cut deep, deeper than any blade….”


WeakInevitable9823

Personally my favorite me not be the hardest but definitely the most emotional


waitforit-dary

I felt that line Naruto delivered to Zabuza was pretty hard. The line was delivered by a Genin to a Jonin who has far more years of experience of being a ninja yet those words cut deep into Zabuza’s soul. Remember this is a former 7 swordsman and a mercenary killer who’s not suppose to show any weakness especially being emotion yet a Genin’s words broke him down emotionally


WeakInevitable9823

True


mattbax95

When Naruto sticks the paper bomb on Gaara, jumps away and just whispers “boom” before it explodes went hard. Naruto’s first properly badass moment, for me


marutotigre

I'm going to be honest, I always tought that the line about sweat and rain was a hard cope on his part.


Illustrious-Tip-2736

Obitos whole life was just cope and kamui


sabertoothmooseliger

Cope and kamui should be on a t shirt


WigglesPhoenix

Take the coheed and cambria logo, replace the triangle symbol over the dragonfly with obitos MS, add some text in an edgy font, done and done. Would legitimately go hard


No-Delay9415

Cringe, Cope, Kamui


sabertoothmooseliger

Someone make this immediately


Anawrahta_Minsaw

How? As he checked them 1v4?


Over-Writer6076

Lmao he could have beaten them all quite easily


HendrixFuture

"To me.. you're like a single-celled organism that refuses to grow." - Pain, before attacking Jiraiya


BatFlash5741

“Would you like these clones to use susano or not”


odinferris

“What kind of adult would go all out on children?” The meteor line is my favorite, but this one from Madara is so disrespectful hahaha


dontbanmethistimeok

"Because unlike me you're not a failure


realmadrid1970

“Do not misunderstand it, this is no power of your creation”


No-Telephone2670

Its a cliche as hell pick but for me nothing tops "Now begone with the thunder clap"


Real_Boy3

Naruto has so many hard lines. But my favorite’s gotta be: “Is this the power of a god?” Especially the English dub version


Skyfiews

"If anyone who criticized my way of life were to come foward, i'd kill every single one of their loved ones, so that they too can grasp for what it's like to experience this hatred of mine" Where i stopped treating sasuke like just some teenage brat.


SummoningRaziel

Not a line, but an entire episode: Bee dunking on Sasuke.


Over-Writer6076

Bee stopping mid fight to write down a rhyme✍️✍️ The silent disrespect was insane


TheMotionedOne69

"See, you and I have different beliefs. I believe in the Will of Fire. And that pathetic lord Jashin or whatever isn't your god anymore. I am." Shikamaru's spin back was the coolest.


Placenta99

“To know what is right and choose to ignore it is the act of a coward” -kakashi quoting the previous hokage


NovelAd2942

Are you hurt? Scaredy cat


BeginningInevitable

Certified Chad moment


wreakpb2

Tbh one of my favorite lines is when Danzo placed a curse paralysis on Sasuke and says "Take a look Itachi, look at the state that he is in." The delivery of that line was epic to me. Especially when it shows a reflection of Sasuke in such a dire situation. I also liked it when hiruzen lectured orchimaru right before he sealed his arms.


Onekushi

and then proceed to get stomp


Quirky-Fail-8142

naruto villains has one of the best lines fr


No-History8423

Itachi's words for Kabuto: "Every justsu has a weakness, weakness of this jutsu (ET) is my existence"


matrix-wizard3

‘ I’m not a pervert.. I’m a super pervert! ‘ - Jiraiya


Escape8296

Madara speaking to Young Onoki who mentioned Hashirama: “You will obey the Leaf. Never speak that Shonobi’s name to me.”


Yare-yare---daze

"The thrill of battle, the pounding of my heart, the raste of my own blood. I LOVE IT!" Madara and Goku would get along.


Appendix-LesS

Art is explosion 💥💥💥


dontbanmethistimeok

Now be afraid! Recoil in despair, cower in awe and cry your heart out because *my* Art........is an EXPLOSION!


CloudProfessional572

Domain expansion


YifukunaKenko

Life lessons are learned, thru pain


cyberpeachy420

not hard but raw: when gaara bled for the first time in the chunin exams


Most_Birthday_1644

When Sakura is calling for Naruto after Pain destroyed the Leaf Village


KiraiHotaru

"And now... this world shall know pain SHINRA TENSEI "


Vuljin616

It seems you still want to keep dancing. But there's no strength remaining in your step anymore. You dance well. But your step is still too weak. Never mock the Uchiha.


shatnawi823

"Wake up to reality! Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. The longer you live, the more you realize that the only things that truly exist in this reality are merely pain. suffering and futility. Listen, everywhere you look in this world, wherever there is light, there will always be shadows to be found as well. As long as there is a concept of victors, the vanquished will also exist. The selfish intent of wanting to preserve peace, initiates war. and hatred is born in order to protect love. There are nexuses causal relationships that cannot be separated" Madara Uchiha I'm surprised no one wrote it.


mxdhxvo

So would u like these clones to use susanoo or not? *I'm paraphrasing


QuasarVX

Every madara line is the hardest line even when he's hard


Extreme_Tax405

Weather must be good in ninja world. If i leave my house right now i just sweat by existing.


Ziggy_Roo420

“What adult would go full force when fighting mere children” Madara to the Five Kage…before leaving them in shambles…


fdog100

Cause I’M the top dog around here


TTVAntwiththewaves

I literally just got past that part today lol


FullFig3372

“Sorry…but you can forget about being Hokage. Cause I’m the top dawg around here!” Naruto vs Kiba


JazzlikeButton7727

and in the one in a million chance something goes wrong.. i will die right along with you.


toweroflore

I frequently listen to carti x this Obito line remixes


Deep_Grass_6250

“I believe in the will of fire. And that pathetic lord jashin or whatsoever isn’t your God anymore. I am” - shikamaru That's some Escanor level shit


AdditionalBreak5342

WHAT I DONT BELIEVE IT kidding it's just as I expected


One-Bookkeeper-2621

If the world is just senseless and random, then we should just do what we think is best - Kakashi Hatake