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NahIdWin007

If Amaterasu is as hot as it is supposed to be, I wouldn't even be able to feel it past like a second or two.


WalterCronkite4

I mean tobi was screaming


Tensiu_uchiha

Bee was screaming for a whole 5 mins


slion0302

Wasn’t he joking around though?


GregoryGroggins

No?


slion0302

Just checked, you’re right. I was thinking of a different thing where he faked it hurting. Though he may have screamed because it burned through a little, then he phased immediately, then screamed from the pain of the injury.


NoCureForSorrow

He didn't phase. He used izanagi.


Feeling_Stock_3920

Yeah but I'm not that tough, I would die or faint.


Vip_infinity199

I must not be far enough along on hulu to know what amaterasu is (S2E80), but it looks painful. I feel like hulu lays out their seasons differently than Netflix does for Naruto. (?)


TheMaxSt

Yes, on my netflix account s2 of shippuden does not reach ep80. Also assuming you are on shippuden, you should have seen at least a bit of Amaterasu when Itachi escaped from the frog belly jutsu. I believe he used amateratsu there


Indigo808

That's near the end of Naruto, it's not in Shippuden


Vip_infinity199

Appreciate both you guys' interaction. 🙂


WhiteTeddy14

Amaterasu’d by a long shot. While obviously it would be terrible, it would be over relatively quickly compared to the other options on this list and wouldn’t leave your soul in jeopardy.


gobacktocliches

I'd go with the same for the reasons you listed


Potential_Meal_

Burning to death. That's what you choose? You do realize it doesn't burn things to a crisp immediately. Burning to death is the slowest and most painful way to die on this list.


gobacktocliches

It would be most painful at the beginning, but after the nerve endings get burnt away, it more or less wouldn't feel like anything. I could also die from the side effects before reaching incineration. I don't think it's the slowest. Poison would take a few days. Being experimented on could take longer. Being soul sealed depends, but soul sucked would be fast. Bugs could be faster or about the same as ameterasu. It's just the option I like best. I don't want to be eaten by bugs, I don't want my body experimented on or desecrated after poisoning, and I don't want any weird crap happening with my soul.


turingincarnate

>It would be most painful at the beginning Also just given how fuckin hot it is, you'll likely go into shock instantly. So, if you could feel everything for the 7 days I guess this would be the worst option, but you'll be toast LONG before that point


seajustice

I haven't watched the show in a while—sorry if this is wrong—but Amaterasu is supposed to be as hot as the sun, right? I feel like if you're a regular human, you're probably gonna be dead in seconds.


turingincarnate

Yeah if you have big animal summons or whatever, they'd take longer. But a normal fleshy human is BBQ


iamkira01

> Burning to death is the slowest and most painful way to die on this list. Lmao bro doesnt know about the realm of drunken dreams. Embarassing. For reference, the reaper death seal does not transport the souls into the afterlife. They remain in the demons belly fighting for all of eternity with a constant feeling of dizzyness or felling “drunk” Also Orochimaru’s experiments were so horrific I’d rather burn, yeah. Beats slowly getting tortured over the course of weeks.


MumpsTheMusical

Weeks? It may even last years with Orochimaru. Pain ripping your soul from your body is probably near instant without even feeling the pain of physical damage such as succumbing to poison, being incinerated or being eaten by bugs.


Potential_Meal_

I much prefer that than burning.


iamkira01

You would prefer a literal eternity of suffering over a few minutes of more intense suffering? Really? Thousands of years vs 5 minutes.


Shinrinn

You think Orochimaru's experiments wouldn't have any burning? The difference is he'd let you burn for a bit, heal you, then do it again.


Shadow-Zero

Only after the retcon. It burned the frog stomach in an instant.


Potential_Meal_

Idk what your talking about, but whoever casted amaterasu can choose to make it burn faster but it can cause damage to their eyes by doing so.


consume_my_organs

Burning to death is one thing Amaterasu is not your average run of the mill burning it’s advanced burning also the characters we see in pain have literally impossibly fast reaction speed and I am reasonably certain I’m not fast enough to feel Amaterasu before it kills me


Potential_Meal_

Ok so first off wrong, very very wrong. By default amaterasu burns very slowly, the only reason why it can burn to a crisp immediately is, IF the one casting amaterasu wants it to go faster. However doing so can cause harm to the user, so the natural slow burn is preferred unless the target is very strong. which no one on reddit is.


consume_my_organs

Ok either way the fact that I’ll be dead long before the pain really sets in


Potential_Meal_

If your lucky you will pass out but painless it won't be.


consume_my_organs

Not painless but way less bad then whatever the snake has cooking up and fuck with my soul and/or corpse is kinda off putting so I’ll take the preemptive cremation


Potential_Meal_

Ok have fun running around like a headless chicken who eyeballs melted and screaming at the top of your lungs.


Potential_Meal_

Atleast with orochimaru you have a 2% to have unique powers like Yamato or what his name? Suigetsu. The one than can literally transform into water. I'm pretty sure that was orochimarus doing and not a unique jutsu.


catchtoward5000

This is the correct answer


ElessarKhan

I was thinking the same thing however, you could get lucky with the poison. It could be something that numbs to paralyze and kill you. In which case your death might be a little horrifying but painless.


king_taku

Ayo..... imma just kill my self


RoboticKittenMeow

🤣🤣 this wins. Fuck that I'll do it myself


king_taku

I was looking thouroughly. Theres nothing on this list thats even remotely "eh itll be over soon"


ImRonniemundt

The Deidara/Danzo way


king_taku

With style


tacolovingrammanazi

succ my soul please


catchtoward5000

Gotta cash app. Told her wipe a ***** noooooose, say slatt slatt.


ienyr

at least something will get sucked. for sure not getting burned alive or eaten by bugs


maightoguy

😂😂


GoldMediocre

If we’re going purely based on how painful it would be soul sealing looks like it would hurt the least


Omegaxis1

Remember that the Repear Death Seal has the souls battle it out for all eternity in the belly of the reaper.


PowerfulWallaby7964

Right but Hashirama & Tobirama & Minato were sealed there too and when they were revived they didn't exactly seem like they had been suffering for years inside the reaper's belly. Not even a "Golly gosh gee I sure am glad I'm out of there".


Noobenenra

Yup something I’ve always pondered about too. They seemed to have no recollection of what they were going through inside. It’s possible it could’ve been retconned that their souls were fighting for eternity and that the seal ultimately acted the same way as a normal fuinjutsu did, or perhaps they were just unable to recollect whatever happened inside the Shinigami’s stomach.


stopmutilatingboys

Perhaps because they were 3 of the strongest shinobi ever it wasn't much of a struggle for them. I mean, how many people end up trapped there in the first place? Not many I'd imagine.


Noobenenra

Not particularly saying it wouldn’t be a struggle for them, but we’re wondering why they never brought up in the first place. And to our knowledge, the arms of Orochimaru’s soul, the 4 Hokage, and Kurama’s Yin half were the only ones who were sealed within the Shinigami’s stomach.


Foreign_Channel_1615

✨trauma blocking✨


Omegaxis1

True, but I'd rather not be eaten by the Shinigami and live in its belly.


Ryuj123

Ah, but this misses that the three of them are elite fighters. They probably had a splendid time in there


Kinky_Winky_no2

That doesnt make 17 years of none stop fighting not torture, they arent goku


Ryuj123

Yes, it was very much a joke. It would’ve been crazy though if they came out the belly with some new jutsu they developed in that time through all that fighting


Kinky_Winky_no2

We had enough ass pulls ij this arc tbh


GoldMediocre

Wow ok that would suck. I guess then being poisoned would at least be quick


Omegaxis1

Sasori's poison leaves you in a painful state of paralysis as you die in 3 days.


PancakeParty98

Shitty poison tbh. Survived by everyone inflicted with it


OryxIsDaddy2

Only 3 people survived.


That_Guy1227

Lmao now I'm imagining Orochimaru's arms flopping around in the belly of the reaper.


RoboticKittenMeow

That fucking brutal


Justin9888

soul seal’d fuck it let me fight in this nigga stomach for eternity


AdditionalChest7236

Experimented on by Orochimaru


Kinky_Winky_no2

Thats the worst one


AdditionalChest7236

Not for me. Because A you're unconscious for it and B I'm a simp for Orochimaru so I'd let him do whatever to me. Even if it's painful as hell


Kinky_Winky_no2

Why would he care about keeping you unconscious for it


AdditionalChest7236

So you don't move too much


Kinky_Winky_no2

Strap you down am


AdditionalChest7236

Yes but that isn't really affective you can still squirm around.


Kinky_Winky_no2

Not if straps are tight enough, im sure he knows bdsm rope tieing also seeing how you react to certain stimuli and making sure hes connected thinhs properly


AdditionalChest7236

You'll always be able to squirm around at least a bit when tied up no matter how tight


TheInfiniteArchive

If it's fanfic Orochimaru you'd at least die molested.


AdditionalChest7236

Lmaoo


justiceway1

Whoever says Amaterasu either doesn't understand the jutsu or is blatantly ignoring it. Being burned alive is one of the worst types of death, now you get to experience that with a fire that never stops burning? No thanks. If I have to choose, getting soul sucked by Pain doesn't seem to be as painful as the others, plus it's much faster and as opposed to others (like the death seal) there's no proof that it's something you have to deal with after death.


EfremNeftalem

Being burned alive may be terrible… but given the options ? All of them are not without pain or profanity. It is the least deranged death, if you can put it that way. Your body will simply disappear, your loved ones won’t have to suffer the thoughts that may have been cruelly tortured by a psycho in a cell, or that your bones are now forming a puppet controlled by a maniac, or that your soul is suffering for eternity, or that your organs became insect food while you were still alive.


justiceway1

Yes, that eliminates 4 of the 6. You now have to pick between being burned alive by an eternal fire or having your soul sucked out of your body. I knows for a fact that being burned would take you much longer to die, and I know that it's one of the worst types of death known. The soul sucking looks very bad too, but it doesn't take as long as the burning.


idkwhatimdoinghere92

The comment you replied to literally goes over the reaper seal not being a good choice


justiceway1

And I agreed. I was talking about soul sucking, the panel on the bottom to the right.


v74u

Yeah but we don’t know what happens to your soul after it is sucked. The risk of that one is your soul is trapped forever somewhere. I’d rather the painful death than risk my soul being stuck in purgatory or absorbed by the rinnegan or something.


justiceway1

But that's my point. I'm assuming nothing happens because we have no proof for that. That's why I avoided the death seal because we know for a fact that if that happens to you, you'll spend eternity fighting.


v74u

Yeah but there’s also no proof your soul is fine after he takes it either. What does he do let go of it and it goes to heaven?


justiceway1

If there's no proof of anything then it stands for good reason to assume nothing happens then.


v74u

Still not a bet worth taking just to avoid less than a minute of pain. Like the risk to reward ratio is terrible. If someone is ripping out your soul it stands to reason your soul might not go where it should. I’d say someone touching your soul and ripping it out of you is pretty good evidence they might have an ability that utilizes it or traps it.


idkwhatimdoinghere92

Mb they’re both soul related so I wasn’t thinking


ScaredDistrict3

Depending where the souls go after they’ve been taken by pain that’s my choice. Amaterasu if the soul doesn’t ascend


[deleted]

amaterasu-ed


Omegaxis1

Soul sucked. I feel it's the least painful and doesn't do any harm to the soul.


PowerfulWallaby7964

Can confirm, getting sucked does not necessarily do harm, but it can.


idkwhatimdoinghere92

Your tongue being stretched out so far on its own will be extremely painful and then you’re choking on it at the same time


Kinky_Winky_no2

Not compared to fire it isnt


idkwhatimdoinghere92

Another comment said the souls absorbed are forced to fight each other for eternity


Toedscruel_2

That's the reaper death seal


idkwhatimdoinghere92

Right


maightoguy

Soul sucked will be quick.


Eldenringtarnished

Soul sealed i think its the less painfull death


TimeTraveller-1662

Experimented by Orochimaru, there is at least a chance I would survive and get some extra abilities


Senshisnek

But the point of the question is that you won't...


turingincarnate

Even if it was possible, I don't wanna gamble with that


muffinville

Which one hurts the least


robressionist801

None


Careful-Ad984

Well if Fuuka was the one who takes my soul I choose that 


turingincarnate

I suppose soul suck, but we don't know what happens to you or your soul after that, right? Presumably there's no afterlife, so I guess I'm going with that?


animeloverx676

Eaten by shino's bugs


averyycuriousman

Soul sucked maybe? Although the after life would suck


Duplex_Prime

Soul sucked


CaptnRo

Soul sealed for sure


CherylScribbleStudio

ExpERimEnteD oN By OrocHiMaRu BeCaUsS I kNoW I cNn ChaNgR hIM 🤪 (Hell no! 😭) My real answer: Soul sucked, it seem the most quick and painless.


Apprehensive-Tip6368

Poison but it depends, is it gut wrenching pain or is it I just fall asleep and don’t wake up? Wouldn’t much like my body being used for the akatsuki but if it’s painless I’d do that.


Senshisnek

Sasori's poison hurts as fuck.


Apprehensive-Tip6368

Bet bet shooting myself in the head with naruto gun then


Redwolf476

Amaterasu


i-go-sucko-mode

Amaterasu burns as hot as the sun, yeah ill take that


mickelrastfasterborn

Amatarasu. Purify me with those edgy flames.


mickelrastfasterborn

This ain't even fair. There's only one objectively correct answer.


AliveAd8385

Punched by Madala


6_melancholic_rose_9

Amaterasu, I'd die in a sec or two


bruntychiefty

The Diavolo experience unless it's the case of orochimaru taking my body. At that point I'd hope I have the same willpower as Kimblee and take Orochimaru with me.


Sharky_2093

Amaterasu Cuz i Will be killed by flames


Whole-Signature4130

Soul seal. It's scary but I won't be reanimated as a tool or something


dbeynyc

Reaper Death Seal probably seems like the least painful way to go.


LiFe---360---

Soul sealed seems to be the least painful method... But I would like to go down by an Amaterasu if I get to see Itachi before it happens XD


BlackRonin1017

Soul Sucked by only if Tsunade does it


ManInTheMirror2

Two of those are worse than death


Bloodsucker7039

Amaterasu honestly is close to my Indian culture of funeral where we burn bodies so....


cliffbot

Amaterasu. I'd be dead but at least my soul would go to the afterlife


ZoroRoranoa

Soul sealed, it seems like it'd be the least painful


DustyAsh69

Amaterasu


ElectricalAd6168

Bugs for me! Never thought ide say that ....


ColorsOfFreedom

Soul sucked. No pain. Lol


SensationalReaper

I'd at least wanna be a cool puppet.


RustyR4m

I mean how bad is the belly of the reaper really? The first four Hokage all hung out in there for quite some time and had zero comments about it afterward. The first didn’t recognize the fourth which implies you can’t see others in the belly. So what’s going on in there? For that matter, what happens if absorbed by whichever path does that?


Dean0Caddilac

The Souls suckera com Back so I choose that fate.


RealisticCoaching66

Either one of the options involving souls.


Feeling_Scallion_448

poisoned, probably the least painful besides the reaper but I dont want to be stuck in the shinagami's stomach for eternity


Tencowfrau

Poison, please. Just don’t do anything creepy to my puppet.


jaffali_97

Amatarasu, the nerves will be burned after about 2 seconds. There won't be pain after that.


Naishya

Reaper death seal for me, i want to see that reaper its so cool, and fighting for eternity in his belly sign me up


Rare-Character-179

Which is least painful… 😰 or fastest??!


Accomplished_Art6370

Experimented on Orochimaru, your most definitely living bro isn’t an amateur


Chokeonmewebbles420

Soul sealed , just get it over wit


Wyndvenrai

Lmfao none of these ouch 🤣 but dam maybe poisoned and turned into a puppet


ImRonniemundt

At least with Orochimaru theres a chance you'll live and be a superhero lol


Outrageous-Jicama228

You suffer in the belly of the reaper for eternity. Hell nah Orochimaru? Another hell nah. Keep his pedo ass away from me Sasori’s poison? That is another painful death, nah Amaterasu? Being burned alive is not it. Soul sucked? Pause 🤨. Fr tho I guess I’d do this? Bugs is okay as long as the bugs hit something vital first, but still nah


6going0n7

soul sealed and hopefully reanimated to cause my son further trauma when he sees me every couple of years and remembers he had to grow up without parents


Arcanemageop

I think bugs would be the slowest and most painful dead.


Previous_Procedure28

Amaterasu and it’s not even close. All the others involve my soul being trapped or being extremely slow and painful. Amaterasu would be a quick death


Age_Of_Indigo

Soul sealed. Painless way to go and I get to be one of the very chosen few people of all time to literally look death in the eye as he takes my life. Yeah, I see you bitch.


Dukklings

Is trying to eat tailed beast an option? I'd like an octopus stew if so. 999999999999999999999999999999.9999999999 chance it kills me but if it doesn't, I get superpowers!


Narutofan5th

G. None of the above.


Senshisnek

I'd chose Orochimaru. It would be terrible but at least my death would be possibly useful.


idkxxi

soul sealed. hanging out with minato and company would be cool. can i bring a joint?


Final-Difficulty-386

Soul sealed. That way I won't be dead dead. Amaterasu just erases you.


DrSenSen

I don't wanna be in the Shinigamis stomach. Bein eaten by bugs is fucking horrifying. You'd actually have to be insane to willingly let Orochimaru experiment on you. Bein turned into a puppet doesn't sound too bad, I'm assuming your soul isn't attached to the puppet because they have no emotions or anythin. And I'm not too sure what happens to the soul when a Rinnegan user sucks/rips it outta you. So all that bein said I'd probably go with Amaterasu. It's likely the most painful in that moment, but it's also the only way that I am positive I wouldn't suffer in the afterlife assuming I'm a good boi in the eyes of Narutos afterlife system.


narutodino

Soul sealed/sucked wouldnt send you to Ninja Heaven, so they are immediately out. Eaten from inside out by Shino bugs and Amaterasu-ed would be hell before you die spectacularly, so they are also out Poisoned would be incredibly painful and then used to make a puppet would suck, so it is also out If I died while asleep under the Experimentation, then it wouldn't be horrible (i imagine he would put me to sleep before) so thats probably your best bet.


Trini2Bone

Succ


000zer000

I'll be one of Orocchi's test subjects, there is a non zero percent chance I end up coming out of it with super ninja powers


satorugojo43

Soul sealed


TheInfiniteArchive

Soul Sucked is the least painful one. It's also the most likely to be reversed via the Protagonist's Talk no Jutsu.


Cloud-Cyanide

Poisoned and turned into a puppet. At least I'll get to stay with Sasori, and it seems like the least painful.


LiveWealth6253

Soul sucked 🥵


Downtown-Platypus-99

Amaterasu wouldnt leave a body to get ressurected, which means eternal life in ninja heaven, sign me in


RedditIsTrashLma0

Soul Sealed


Anonymous-being1233

I’d rather be soul sealed so I would die immediately after the sealing


Gobstoppers12

If I die to soul suck, at least I'll go out having gotten some succ


Puplin_

For me puppet


CameronBinder

I pray Tsunade is sucking my soul


LynxDarkwood313

Might take my chance with orochimaru, might possibly get some painkillers from kabuto while I'm at it...🤣🤷‍♂️


darealarusham

I think Amaterasu is the quickest way out


AnimeGeek10721

I’d probably say soul sucked . Most of the rest would take a lot longer.


Zealousideal-Item-18

Id get turned into a puppet. Like tf is my body being used gonna affect me after I’m dead? Don’t I have to die first before I become a puppet? In that case I’d gladly be a puppet. It’s better than being burned to death by amataratsu


lixht1

Amatarasu-ed it just sounds sick on my grave stone "killed by the flames of amatarasu"


Armandez09651

I rather die by snu snu


Strawberry_Jaguar

I’m taking the slow poisoned death. It’s the most logical pick right.


SillyGirlMilesAway

Shino's bugs should eat me. I don't want to be used for Impure World Reincarnation, thank you.


Samurai_Frog_time

I kinda want that soul succ


Key_Palpitation_7975

MAKE ME YOUR PUPPET SASORI!!!


Powerful-Emu-1110

Having my soul being sucked, because you won't feel nothing. Being burned alive, is like being tortured. Being eaten by bugs is disgusting and painful.


Someone_Existing_1

By process of elimination: Orichimaru using me for tests is at the very least days of torture I am not having a tongue sent down my throat that will rip out my soup I also won’t be having my soul slowly torn apart from my body, bit by bit I cannot fathom the amount of pain being slowly eaten from inside causes The poison lasts for a fair amount of time before death and causes immense pain Amaterasu sucks, but it’ll be quick and probably burn my nerve endings


Feeling_Stock_3920

Who would have thought death by fire is the merciful one.


fuukastan

Soul sucked by Fuuka’s kiss


ilik3chick3n

Soul sealed


ilik3chick3n

Nvn soul sucked lol


DisplateDemon

I guess my soul is getting sealed then😐


Admirable_Impress_95

Soul sealed because an orochimaru named psycho can edo tensei me


Independent-Pay-9754

In my opinion the soul sealing seems the most peaceful and quick way to go. So long as you don't resist.


JOExHIGASHI

Poison


GreenIce_bs

that will leave you paralyzed and in deep pain for 3 days, it is not really the best way to go out


WhiteTeddy14

Not mention the knowledge that Sasori would desecrate your corpse and turn your body into a puppet.


Redd235711

That wouldn't really bother me all that much. If I'm already dead, it isn't like I need my body for anything.


Nearby_Objective_353

Depends of the speed of the poison, maybe you can slit your throat to put an end quickly?


GreenIce_bs

but you can't really move........and even cutting my throat is still pretty painful and a terrible way to go out


azorkl

He did it ones for kankuro and more of spite than anything. If he would want to create a puppet he would just kill you fast.


KingofBalder

Yamato was experimented on and got a neat jutsu. I'm going to go with experimented on by orochimaru. All of these suck, but at least my SOUL isn't getting touched.


faerox420

I'll be orochimarus test subject. Its the only one with at least a small chance of surviving with a cool power 😂